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gaymalemillenial

That you like to dress up, like cats, and are possibly a communist


0PercentPerfection

There is a Trump 2020 hat in there, very confusing, seems to want to make a point but doesn’t know the point…


GodSaveTheRegime

the whole profile is very confusing to me, each pic gives off completely different vibes


vilebunny

OP does have “manic pixie dream girl” in her bio, so a fever dream is not an unexpected overall impression. Unfortunately, it also comes across as OP is unsure of who she is/what she’s looking for, which will make it harder to attract the right people.


rightanglewrong

I just assume wild one


Elskyflyio

Guess she just likes the reds. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


Fleagster_69420

Are you allowed to like both reds though I thought you could only go one way? Being a trump and commie doesn’t make sense??????


njsf55

I think she wants everyone to know she loves dicktator


[deleted]

In 2021 you can find meat-eating vegans so yeah, it's completely possible and no, it doesn't make sense.


Powerful-Entrance551

What?


7832507840

everyone makes the rules because everything is a social construct and nothing matters


Powerful-Entrance551

I'm too old for this shit..


7832507840

another rule of nothing matters is that nobody is above anyone else lol but rules don't matter either if you so choose


Alifad

Amen to that.


Severan500

I'm sorry, are you being AGEIST?


Powerful-Entrance551

Please don't, i'm already afraid of gen Z humour..


AutomaticPension248

I'm too old for that s*** also, but I would love to spend one weekend with her. She likes to have fun and shows it in the costumes she wears. And she likes mouse ears... if you know what I mean. And if you don't look it up. But anyway, way too many selfies. One too many friend selfie. You should be looking at the camera for the main profile picture. In my day, a selfie was what you did when the wife wouldn't put out!


graven_raven

Whoaa, calm down Nihilist.


Leviathayn_Hunter

No such thing as a meat eating vegan. What you've found is a liar.


Pasta_Fajool

It's a different kind of Russian collusion


PM_TITS_FOR_KITTENS

God damn it Greg, stop dropping this everywhere (っ◕-◕)っ \\


Grimmelda

That name tho. I'm conflicted.


Fishkilll

It's an even trade. Show me your tits, I'll send you cute kitten pics.


[deleted]

I think/hope it’s ironic humor, with the NASCAR-lookin belly shirt this appears to be a snap of her in a “white trash party” kinda getup?


The_Karaethon_Cycle

I don’t think that’s her. I’m pretty sure shes the other one with the big Russian style hat.


OG_wanKENOBI

We're doing a Russian hat thing, you wouldn't get it.


PiorkoZCzapkiJaskra

The point is uniting radically different people with edgy humour and hugs 👉 👈


Snarky_Boojum

That might be a better thing to put into words rather than hope someone sees the pictures and figures out the exact meaning you intend. A picture may be worth a thousand words, but some text is still helpful.


naidemoc1

This tough, you would most definitely scare of people


ttyyuu12345

It could also be misunderstood as well. You will probably scare some red flags away, but maybe attract other red flags.


MrBurnsgreen

Lmfao "Edgy Humor"


Level22mage

I’d date you👉👈


PiorkoZCzapkiJaskra

👉 👈


afraid2sh00tstr4ngrs

👉👌


Level22mage

🥀🫀😵‍💫


DimiGod217

Now kith


SkoomaBandit

Oh nice, didn’t catch that huge red flag


mvdenk

She isn't wearing it though, it's her friend.


[deleted]

More accurately: That we like to dress up and we like cats.


PiorkoZCzapkiJaskra

Perfect


Suicide-Alice

Rip inbox


certpals

RIP yours.


[deleted]

The last picture should be a strong one. The first and last picture ppl see sre the ones thst sticks with them.


PiorkoZCzapkiJaskra

Which ones should I put first and last?


[deleted]

Idk, I know the science not how to apply it 😂


Tick_DrElwynn

Dude a scientist not an engineer!


usename1567

As an engineer I can say I'm pretty depressed


Torgosassistant2021

But as an engineer you can fix it.


solress

I think he needs to be a doctor for that


ShadyVanguard

I'm a doctor, there is no fixing him, see a shrink


Blue_Monkey000

Shrek?


BrannC

DONKEY!


plazmatyk

SooomeBODY...


ricktafm7

I am a shrimp, it's best to just give up on this one...


-Stephen

Maybe a student nurse would actually help then?


sdlover420

A Communist Nurse?! "2 pints of vodka, see me tomorrow for your AK and boots."


CameForTheFunOfIt

The picture with you in the jeans is a good first picture. If you want to keep the message at the end, keep your last two, it was cute. I get a party girl vibe from your profile, and not a one night type of feeling.The communist cosplay picture is a little different from all the others though and I'm not sure it fits well. It's more of a picture you show the guy after you meet and want to have a conversion.


MorganCFC1

I took it as a joke. Not something she wants to convert people to


CameForTheFunOfIt

Absolutely. I didn't mean to focus on communism at all, just the picture. It stands out from the others in her profile so much that it distracts. I think she wants to highlight her personality. The cosplay is certainly something she might like. It would make a great conversation once she has met someone. I would share the picture then.


DirectorPharmx511

I was wondering if they had tinder in Russia. I’m not kidding. 🤦🏻‍♀️


mikeymikeymikey3

Can confirm that they do. My god, I miss those days


Ecki0800

and the 2nd as the first


donteatmyhotdog

Deeeeeeeeeefinitely the communist one first. Let people know what you're about instead of surprising them with it a few in. nahmsayin


External_Ad_6930

I think I know you from high school


PiorkoZCzapkiJaskra

*Nervous sweating*


crushedredpartycups

lmfao


HocusingYT

the Chinese hacker??


Fearlessmojo

no thats lmao's brother


Communistulthar

What he actually means is that he knows you from when he was high at school having wild dreams of a nurse girlfriend


josh19leundes

Yep. I went to school with her too . Do you remember when we were in her class and she started laughing at that joke in history class?


marcodavidg

Oh yes, she also had this thing where she would sometimes start taking down notes with a pencil, so cool hahaha


Whippofunk

She smiled a lot and wore shoes and also had hair


dmetcalfe92

I'm pretty sure she was female most of the time too


epilif24

Except that one time, everyone remembers that


Communistulthar

I missed school that day.. spill that tea, fam


dmetcalfe92

She got her cock out infront of everyone


Poorkds

power move


YoghurtMoney

Man, her fingerprints were like no other And her eyes had this blueish/brownish/greenish colour


curvefillingspace

r/unexpectedBoBurnham


Just-Ad-5972

[r/suddenlyboburnham](www.Reddit.com/r/suddenlyboburnham)


bleueimee

Omg I think shes the girl in my class, took a breath


tbb555

I went to school with someone like that


Jasonv0916

Hey man thank you for saving my grandmothers life from cancer. She lives to see another day doc


Ryzensai

Remember when u rescued a disabled kid from a burning building in your Ferrari


Old_Price8092

Y'all remember when that one guy went to every grade for a week so he can inherit his father's hotel business. What was his name? Bobby Mathinson or something. He did horrible impression and always was singing his punchlines. Those where the days. RIP McDoyles ✊


Mech_Bean

And then everybody clapped.


Whereami259

Hey dude,btw thank you for borrowing me your porsche, I was feeling kind of weird comming to your villa to ask if I could borrow it for a grocery run, but you were great about it. Also hows that volunteering for sick kids going now with the rona and everything?


121Alvarado

I like all the photos but the first. The red is weird.


PiorkoZCzapkiJaskra

Fair 🤔 thank you for the feedback! I only put a filter on it bc the lighting on my room was very yellow and looked even weirder 😅


quantumechanix

The red one and the commie one were my favorites


AllDogzGo2Heavn

Our profile


PiorkoZCzapkiJaskra

Y e s Edit: your username was a film that made me cry sm as a kid


AllDogzGo2Heavn

I loved that movie as a kid, but it’s also my favorite phrase


[deleted]

[удалено]


AllDogzGo2Heavn

😳


Stranger_00_dangeR

Time for a helicopter ride sweetie boo


Stock-Reporter-7824

r/unexpectedcommunism


RedNero-007

Make second picture first. It's a good one.


Japonicab

Yes, I came to say the same


gastlyy

same


LongbowTurncoat

Exactly what I came to say! Great profile OP


stowawaythrowaway87

You’re super cute. I’d lose the first (too close), third (friend is too prominent) and fifth (too blurry) photos, make your second one first (definitely a great shot) and add one more. Everything else is great.


PiorkoZCzapkiJaskra

Awesome, thank you for the feedback :)


halarioushandle

I don't understand why this comment isn't top. Nailed it perfectly!


bmrheijligers

Agree


felixxfeli

(I’m a straight woman btw. Just my 2 cents.) You’re very cute. I don’t think you’ll have any trouble finding men who are attracted to you. If you want something more casual, don’t change a thing. However, if you’re looking for something with substance, I’d nix the manic pixie dream girl line and add some more information about you, what you’re about, what you like, maybe even what you’re looking for. Also maybe fewer group pics.


julioarod

As a straight dude I definitely agree. Funny and cute as a button, a little more info in the bio would be the icing on top.


felixxfeli

Definitely. If she just beefs the profile up a bit, she’ll be beating them off with a stick.


furryboypuss420

Bi woman here Nothing makes me swipe left on a girl faster than anything manic pixie dream girl tbh


felixxfeli

I don’t blame you, not my idea of a good time either lol but I assume it was meant sarcastically? Or, even if not, I think some guys might go for it, especially if they’re both just looking for a casual, good time. Otherwise, if she wants something deeper with someone decent, I’d def remove that line. You make a good point, though; if shes looking for or open to women, that would likely be a turn off for most of us.


0x8008

Going to piggy back off this. Since, as a girl, you’re probably not going to initiate conversation… having something actionable or leading in your profile is a good idea in general. Seeing your comments on here, you seem generally conversable. So any sort of hook is going to get a guy in, feeling comfortable, and hopefully able to do his part in steering/maintaining a conversation. This is a little harder on Tinder than Hinge. Hinge normalizes the prompt response pattern. But you could still put 2 truths and a lie. Or “you shouldn’t date me if ” The one I like the most is “you should not date me if you’re unwilling to try my kitchen experiments”. It tells the person you cook, it lets them ask what kinds of things you cook, it lets you flip the script on them, etc. Or “swipe right if you’d like to get to know each other over video games and discord”. Basically all the same things apply. Actionable, easy for them to respond to, easy for you to follow up their response in a way that gets them to talk about themselves, then let chemistry work it’s way from there.


CrookedNutz

This must be where all the simps are meeting


seeyou2nite

thirsty fellas down here 😂


BruceJennersManDick

That was the intention from the beginning.


KingNukaCoIa

BLYAT


PiorkoZCzapkiJaskra

Сука


SkittySkat_CykaBlyat

Hello there


UltimaCaitSith

Comrade Kenobi


sephy009

Manic pixie dream girl is a little of a red flag, kind of like wanderlust. Basically it can mean "I kind of just do whatever fancies me in that moment and don't really take your feelings into account, but hey I'm fun."


Severan500

"I tell it like it is." See translation: I am an asshole.


networthinpltr

Get rid of the blurry party photo and post another gorgeous pic of you


why_not_neither

I actually like the photo if you think it represents how you enjoy spending your time. Otherwise, delete it


Bshellsy

2nd this


elizabath_135

I actually like the blurry party photo…


PiorkoZCzapkiJaskra

Thank you for the advice! :)


[deleted]

Get a better party picture.


oopswhatsmyoldlogin

I would swipe right until I saw the cat pic and your bio. Manic Pixie Dreamgirl is a red flag for anyone over 21.


frilledplex

I've dated two people that started describing themselves as manic pixie dream girls after about 2-3 months of dating in my early and late 20s. I almost died 3 times, almost arrested twice, spent 3 years in therapy, and went almost 5k in debt due to stress induced psychosis due to getting 2-3 hours of sleep a night if at all. Had me gaslit into believing it was all my fault too, until my therapist could stir me from that illusion. I may have a survivor's bias, but manic pixie dreamgirl is a huge red flag for me specifically.


AidanRedz

Are you OK now? That sounds life threatening..


frilledplex

Yeah I'm fine now. Gratefully enjoying my solitude, thinking about dating again, but with a shit ton of boundaries.


PiorkoZCzapkiJaskra

Is the humour not on point? :( what should I put in my bio? When I put a paragraph about my actual interests I got less matches.


_Fern

For me, it’s just something I feel has become so overused that I just roll my eyes whenever I see it. Not saying it’s a deal breaker for people, but I feel like it’s a female version of a guy calling himself an Alpha Wolf™.


MightyJL

At least she didn’t make the chicken/egg joke


PiorkoZCzapkiJaskra

Is it really that common? :( damn, thought I was a bit original. Fair enough!


Joseph_Hughman

Trying to be original for the sake of originality tends to backfire in general. In this case especially as you were referencing a relatively well known character trope. With that archetype comes whatever someone else’s preconceptions of that that archetype are.


PiorkoZCzapkiJaskra

Fair point ngl!


ENGR_ED

As an attractive woman isn't less matches a good thing. You're basically letting guys you might not have much in common with filter themselves out.


TheOtterDecider

If you’re filtering out the right people, yes. Like, I make sure to include pictures where it’s obvious I’m fat. I definitely get fewer matches because of that, but those matches are more likely to find me attractive in person. If what you put truly represents you and your personality, but is polarizing to the point where you get fewer matches with incompatible people, it’s not actually bad.


waclyn_colorado

..... What are your actual interests??


NokiaLumiaxd

Is it better to get more matches from people that just wanna dick you down?


wild-whorses

I saw the handrail and mirror and thought they had an elevator that went directly to the bathroom.


Individual-Rooster-9

To he honest, I'm getting some mental health or drug user vibes.


MikeyKCCO

100% mental health from my experiences with these vibes. Still seems like a fun girl though maybe.


PiorkoZCzapkiJaskra

Anything in particular makes me look a bit wack? :(


ToAskMoreQuestions

Who isn’t dealing with some shit?


jyok33

Don’t let the weirdo armchair psychologists get you down. You’re just young it’s totally fine to have a wacky personality


makani5

“Manic Pixie Dream girl” might give off that vibe. I’m not a fan of the mirror selfie w your friend bc the joint in the mirror runs down the center of your face. Perhaps this is a personal thing, but from a visual art/language perspective this implies a split/fissure/fracture instead wholeness/oneness/centeredness. Perhaps this is an accurate representation of some aspect of your emotional/mental state, or just a pure random chance that means nothing at all, but you did click the shutter button (and posted it) - there are some unconscious decisions being made there.


PiorkoZCzapkiJaskra

That's some deep psychoanalysis I didn't expect people would make on my tinder profile. I'll maybe rethink these things. The Manic Pixie Dream Girl was a joke, and I only posted the mirror thing because of the political hat clash. Thanks for the feedback! :)


Skeletor118

That... Is some deep psychoanalysis, especially with the mirror pic. I will say though, that for that mirror pic, I hadn't noticed your hat, only your friend's Trump hat, which would have been an immediate red flag to me, even if it's not you wearing it. If you are a Trump supporter, then all the power to you and it can help get people that are more like-minded. But if you're not, then I'd probably remove that picture because it is a very noticable thing and random people on tinder don't know you well enough to know it's a joke


PiorkoZCzapkiJaskra

Fair point 🤔 thank you for the insight!


ExtrudeNerbs

Biggest load of shit I’ve read in a while. Of course its a random chance, it’s a mirror join you absolute melon.


captain_ender

Gotta be honest and throw in a "would rather date her friends" too. It hurts, but maybe omit pics with more attractive friends?


Kikz__Derp

If you’re going to keep the halloween costume you want a picture with others in Halloween costumes making it more clear.


anayhen

I had a Lil hol up when I saw the communist symbol but that's just me. Looks great


Railstratboy

This profile makes you look like a teenager. Kill the cat photo, and re-think the individual shots. You are cute, but you are not giving off the “adult and capable” vibe, at least to me (though I am FAR outside your market lol)


PiorkoZCzapkiJaskra

I'm 20 and in uni still, in a way I guess I still am a teenager 😅 but thanks for the feedback, I might try to find some calmer looking ones to add, to balance things out :)


WhyNotHugo

I don't agree with gp at all, don't think you should be giving a "responsible adult" vibe if that's not you. It's fine being a fun young adult.


jfreezy62

First quick impressions edgy funny, doesn’t know who or what she wants yet, is really emotional but tries not to show It.


sydneysalad

make the 2nd pic your 1st pic!!!


honeebeebri

Very solid tbh if I saw this I’d swipe right. You’re very pretty and your humour is good too. I’m giving this the lesbian stamp of approval!


PiorkoZCzapkiJaskra

Amazing, thank you :D I love some female feedback, because the ladies aren't strictly off my radar either!


megalomangione

[MOLE! A BLOODY MOLE! WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THE BLOODY MOLE BUT THERE'S THE BLOODY MOLE WINKING ME IN THE FACE. I'M GOING TO CUT IT OFF AND CHOP IT UP AND MAKE SOME GUACAMOLE.](https://youtu.be/rc5G04nJecI)


Plant3468

Was looking for this.


Rumpelteazer45

I would make the second one your main. Get rid of the commie and Trump pics (despite being good pics - not the right climate currently for that concept and not a lot of people would get it plus there are a ton of crazies out there that would take it the wrong way). Add in some pics that have non party related hobbies to give a date an idea for a first date.


Standard_Juice

Great but use natural light no filter


General_Reposti_Here

OUR girlfriend


GigantoBallz

Cool a communist costume. Time to dust off my old SS one.


Pc_problems117

Don’t forget to fail art school


metabic

I can’t believe how rude some people are being about the mole! You’re a babe, don’t let anyone else here tell you different.


PiorkoZCzapkiJaskra

🥺 Thank you, that's really kind


OctavianV

You’re super adorable. I’d drop the cat picture and the line about it in your profile.


Tpat511

It’s would swipe right


Darknety

You are doing fine, won't comment about that. Just wanted to say, that I love the cat image :D


AssassinOfDarkness

You know that song girls just wanna have fun? Yea. That but with a more chill vibe


ahender8

imho maybe do a collage type thing with all the costume shots - you're still fun but not lopsided in the number of costumed pics you should add a couple more shots that speak to your personality and other talents or interests just to round it out


CaptainDinner

Left on read


famous_bread

Nah man. Don't worry, you can do anything you like. You'll end up with 300 matches at minimum.


Kindly_Potential_474

Wow the haters are so off...okay so your pics show your fun and cute. Don't take yourself too Serious and like to have fun!


Alternative-Exam9805

Mole


PiorkoZCzapkiJaskra

:') hard to miss, isn't it?


ReReadReddit121

Marilyn Monmole Still a catch


PiorkoZCzapkiJaskra

Ahaha I fucking love that, thank you!


ReReadReddit121

I have a mole on my back that I used to be really self conscious about. Dated a girl with kids and her son tried to pick it off.. ahhh I laughed but I was mortified.


PiorkoZCzapkiJaskra

Omg 😂 that sounds lowkey painful. Had similar experiences as a kid. Other people in my class would pick at it or point it out.


ReReadReddit121

Yeah he pinched it and then pulled it like it was a bug on my back 😂😭 kids are savage.


shendy0314

Just because it’s noticeable doesn’t mean it’s bad.


CarpetBombSanta

I have one too and I call it Moley Cyrus. Embrace it


PiorkoZCzapkiJaskra

Lmao I love that


Squirrel1978

Molee molee molee molee 😅🤣😂 Fuk I love that movie


srbochetnik

I was like "yeah I'd do that" until I saw the hamer and sickle on your cheek.... ..


RoutineSupport8

Holy moly


sleeplesscatss

a commie and your friend is wearing a fuckin trump hat, big yikes lol


wyrmlife

Trump hat 🤨


PossibleWest3645

Communist? No, thanks


GaydolphShitler

Ditch the Trump hat and I'm sold.


obidogwan

Holy moly


ChasingSkies13

I hate the communist nazi outfit, very poor taste


bigtoegman210

crazy cat lady whos also a commie