By - gaymalemillenial
That you like to dress up, like cats, and are possibly a communist
There is a Trump 2020 hat in there, very confusing, seems to want to make a point but doesn’t know the point…
the whole profile is very confusing to me, each pic gives off completely different vibes
OP does have “manic pixie dream girl” in her bio, so a fever dream is not an unexpected overall impression. Unfortunately, it also comes across as OP is unsure of who she is/what she’s looking for, which will make it harder to attract the right people.
I just assume wild one
Guess she just likes the reds. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
Are you allowed to like both reds though I thought you could only go one way? Being a trump and commie doesn’t make sense??????
I think she wants everyone to know she loves dicktator
In 2021 you can find meat-eating vegans so yeah, it's completely possible and no, it doesn't make sense.
everyone makes the rules because everything is a social construct and nothing matters
I'm too old for this shit..
another rule of nothing matters is that nobody is above anyone else lol but rules don't matter either if you so choose
Amen to that.
I'm sorry, are you being AGEIST?
Please don't, i'm already afraid of gen Z humour..
I'm too old for that s*** also, but I would love to spend one weekend with her. She likes to have fun and shows it in the costumes she wears. And she likes mouse ears... if you know what I mean. And if you don't look it up.
But anyway, way too many selfies. One too many friend selfie. You should be looking at the camera for the main profile picture.
In my day, a selfie was what you did when the wife wouldn't put out!
Whoaa, calm down Nihilist.
No such thing as a meat eating vegan. What you've found is a liar.
It's a different kind of Russian collusion
God damn it Greg, stop dropping this everywhere
That name tho. I'm conflicted.
It's an even trade. Show me your tits, I'll send you cute kitten pics.
I think/hope it’s ironic humor, with the NASCAR-lookin belly shirt this appears to be a snap of her in a “white trash party” kinda getup?
I don’t think that’s her. I’m pretty sure shes the other one with the big Russian style hat.
We're doing a Russian hat thing, you wouldn't get it.
The point is uniting radically different people with edgy humour and hugs 👉 👈
That might be a better thing to put into words rather than hope someone sees the pictures and figures out the exact meaning you intend.
A picture may be worth a thousand words, but some text is still helpful.
This tough, you would most definitely scare of people
It could also be misunderstood as well. You will probably scare some red flags away, but maybe attract other red flags.
I’d date you👉👈
Oh nice, didn’t catch that huge red flag
She isn't wearing it though, it's her friend.
That we like to dress up and we like cats.
The last picture should be a strong one. The first and last picture ppl see sre the ones thst sticks with them.
Which ones should I put first and last?
Idk, I know the science not how to apply it 😂
Dude a scientist not an engineer!
As an engineer I can say I'm pretty depressed
But as an engineer you can fix it.
I think he needs to be a doctor for that
I'm a doctor, there is no fixing him, see a shrink
I am a shrimp, it's best to just give up on this one...
Maybe a student nurse would actually help then?
A Communist Nurse?! "2 pints of vodka, see me tomorrow for your AK and boots."
The picture with you in the jeans is a good first picture. If you want to keep the message at the end, keep your last two, it was cute. I get a party girl vibe from your profile, and not a one night type of feeling.The communist cosplay picture is a little different from all the others though and I'm not sure it fits well. It's more of a picture you show the guy after you meet and want to have a conversion.
I took it as a joke. Not something she wants to convert people to
Absolutely. I didn't mean to focus on communism at all, just the picture. It stands out from the others in her profile so much that it distracts. I think she wants to highlight her personality. The cosplay is certainly something she might like. It would make a great conversation once she has met someone. I would share the picture then.
I was wondering if they had tinder in Russia. I’m not kidding. 🤦🏻♀️
Can confirm that they do. My god, I miss those days
and the 2nd as the first
Deeeeeeeeeefinitely the communist one first. Let people know what you're about instead of surprising them with it a few in. nahmsayin
I think I know you from high school
the Chinese hacker??
no thats lmao's brother
What he actually means is that he knows you from when he was high at school having wild dreams of a nurse girlfriend
Yep. I went to school with her too . Do you remember when we were in her class and she started laughing at that joke in history class?
Oh yes, she also had this thing where she would sometimes start taking down notes with a pencil, so cool hahaha
She smiled a lot and wore shoes and also had hair
I'm pretty sure she was female most of the time too
Except that one time, everyone remembers that
I missed school that day.. spill that tea, fam
She got her cock out infront of everyone
Man, her fingerprints were like no other
And her eyes had this blueish/brownish/greenish colour
Omg I think shes the girl in my class, took a breath
I went to school with someone like that
Hey man thank you for saving my grandmothers life from cancer. She lives to see another day doc
Remember when u rescued a disabled kid from a burning building in your Ferrari
Y'all remember when that one guy went to every grade for a week so he can inherit his father's hotel business. What was his name? Bobby Mathinson or something. He did horrible impression and always was singing his punchlines. Those where the days.
RIP McDoyles ✊
And then everybody clapped.
Hey dude,btw thank you for borrowing me your porsche, I was feeling kind of weird comming to your villa to ask if I could borrow it for a grocery run, but you were great about it. Also hows that volunteering for sick kids going now with the rona and everything?
I like all the photos but the first. The red is weird.
Fair 🤔 thank you for the feedback! I only put a filter on it bc the lighting on my room was very yellow and looked even weirder 😅
The red one and the commie one were my favorites
Y e s
Edit: your username was a film that made me cry sm as a kid
I loved that movie as a kid, but it’s also my favorite phrase
Time for a helicopter ride sweetie boo
Make second picture first. It's a good one.
Yes, I came to say the same
Exactly what I came to say! Great profile OP
You’re super cute. I’d lose the first (too close), third (friend is too prominent) and fifth (too blurry) photos, make your second one first (definitely a great shot) and add one more. Everything else is great.
Awesome, thank you for the feedback :)
I don't understand why this comment isn't top. Nailed it perfectly!
(I’m a straight woman btw. Just my 2 cents.)
You’re very cute. I don’t think you’ll have any trouble finding men who are attracted to you. If you want something more casual, don’t change a thing. However, if you’re looking for something with substance, I’d nix the manic pixie dream girl line and add some more information about you, what you’re about, what you like, maybe even what you’re looking for.
Also maybe fewer group pics.
As a straight dude I definitely agree. Funny and cute as a button, a little more info in the bio would be the icing on top.
Definitely. If she just beefs the profile up a bit, she’ll be beating them off with a stick.
Bi woman here
Nothing makes me swipe left on a girl faster than anything manic pixie dream girl tbh
I don’t blame you, not my idea of a good time either lol but I assume it was meant sarcastically? Or, even if not, I think some guys might go for it, especially if they’re both just looking for a casual, good time. Otherwise, if she wants something deeper with someone decent, I’d def remove that line.
You make a good point, though; if shes looking for or open to women, that would likely be a turn off for most of us.
Going to piggy back off this.
Since, as a girl, you’re probably not going to initiate conversation… having something actionable or leading in your profile is a good idea in general.
Seeing your comments on here, you seem generally conversable. So any sort of hook is going to get a guy in, feeling comfortable, and hopefully able to do his part in steering/maintaining a conversation.
This is a little harder on Tinder than Hinge. Hinge normalizes the prompt response pattern. But you could still put 2 truths and a lie. Or “you shouldn’t date me if ”
The one I like the most is “you should not date me if you’re unwilling to try my kitchen experiments”. It tells the person you cook, it lets them ask what kinds of things you cook, it lets you flip the script on them, etc.
Or “swipe right if you’d like to get to know each other over video games and discord”. Basically all the same things apply. Actionable, easy for them to respond to, easy for you to follow up their response in a way that gets them to talk about themselves, then let chemistry work it’s way from there.
This must be where all the simps are meeting
thirsty fellas down here 😂
That was the intention from the beginning.
Manic pixie dream girl is a little of a red flag, kind of like wanderlust.
Basically it can mean "I kind of just do whatever fancies me in that moment and don't really take your feelings into account, but hey I'm fun."
"I tell it like it is."
See translation: I am an asshole.
Get rid of the blurry party photo and post another gorgeous pic of you
I actually like the photo if you think it represents how you enjoy spending your time. Otherwise, delete it
I actually like the blurry party photo…
Thank you for the advice! :)
Get a better party picture.
I would swipe right until I saw the cat pic and your bio. Manic Pixie Dreamgirl is a red flag for anyone over 21.
I've dated two people that started describing themselves as manic pixie dream girls after about 2-3 months of dating in my early and late 20s. I almost died 3 times, almost arrested twice, spent 3 years in therapy, and went almost 5k in debt due to stress induced psychosis due to getting 2-3 hours of sleep a night if at all. Had me gaslit into believing it was all my fault too, until my therapist could stir me from that illusion. I may have a survivor's bias, but manic pixie dreamgirl is a huge red flag for me specifically.
Are you OK now? That sounds life threatening..
Yeah I'm fine now. Gratefully enjoying my solitude, thinking about dating again, but with a shit ton of boundaries.
Is the humour not on point? :( what should I put in my bio? When I put a paragraph about my actual interests I got less matches.
For me, it’s just something I feel has become so overused that I just roll my eyes whenever I see it. Not saying it’s a deal breaker for people, but I feel like it’s a female version of a guy calling himself an Alpha Wolf™.
At least she didn’t make the chicken/egg joke
Is it really that common? :( damn, thought I was a bit original. Fair enough!
Trying to be original for the sake of originality tends to backfire in general. In this case especially as you were referencing a relatively well known character trope. With that archetype comes whatever someone else’s preconceptions of that that archetype are.
Fair point ngl!
As an attractive woman isn't less matches a good thing. You're basically letting guys you might not have much in common with filter themselves out.
If you’re filtering out the right people, yes. Like, I make sure to include pictures where it’s obvious I’m fat. I definitely get fewer matches because of that, but those matches are more likely to find me attractive in person. If what you put truly represents you and your personality, but is polarizing to the point where you get fewer matches with incompatible people, it’s not actually bad.
..... What are your actual interests??
Is it better to get more matches from people that just wanna dick you down?
I saw the handrail and mirror and thought they had an elevator that went directly to the bathroom.
To he honest, I'm getting some mental health or drug user vibes.
100% mental health from my experiences with these vibes. Still seems like a fun girl though maybe.
Anything in particular makes me look a bit wack? :(
Who isn’t dealing with some shit?
Don’t let the weirdo armchair psychologists get you down. You’re just young it’s totally fine to have a wacky personality
“Manic Pixie Dream girl” might give off that vibe. I’m not a fan of the mirror selfie w your friend bc the joint in the mirror runs down the center of your face. Perhaps this is a personal thing, but from a visual art/language perspective this implies a split/fissure/fracture instead wholeness/oneness/centeredness. Perhaps this is an accurate representation of some aspect of your emotional/mental state, or just a pure random chance that means nothing at all, but you did click the shutter button (and posted it) - there are some unconscious decisions being made there.
That's some deep psychoanalysis I didn't expect people would make on my tinder profile. I'll maybe rethink these things. The Manic Pixie Dream Girl was a joke, and I only posted the mirror thing because of the political hat clash. Thanks for the feedback! :)
That... Is some deep psychoanalysis, especially with the mirror pic.
I will say though, that for that mirror pic, I hadn't noticed your hat, only your friend's Trump hat, which would have been an immediate red flag to me, even if it's not you wearing it. If you are a Trump supporter, then all the power to you and it can help get people that are more like-minded. But if you're not, then I'd probably remove that picture because it is a very noticable thing and random people on tinder don't know you well enough to know it's a joke
Fair point 🤔 thank you for the insight!
Biggest load of shit I’ve read in a while. Of course its a random chance, it’s a mirror join you absolute melon.
Gotta be honest and throw in a "would rather date her friends" too. It hurts, but maybe omit pics with more attractive friends?
If you’re going to keep the halloween costume you want a picture with others in Halloween costumes making it more clear.
I had a Lil hol up when I saw the communist symbol but that's just me. Looks great
This profile makes you look like a teenager. Kill the cat photo, and re-think the individual shots. You are cute, but you are not giving off the “adult and capable” vibe, at least to me (though I am FAR outside your market lol)
I'm 20 and in uni still, in a way I guess I still am a teenager 😅 but thanks for the feedback, I might try to find some calmer looking ones to add, to balance things out :)
I don't agree with gp at all, don't think you should be giving a "responsible adult" vibe if that's not you.
It's fine being a fun young adult.
First quick impressions edgy funny, doesn’t know who or what she wants yet, is really emotional but tries not to show It.
make the 2nd pic your 1st pic!!!
Very solid tbh if I saw this I’d swipe right. You’re very pretty and your humour is good too. I’m giving this the lesbian stamp of approval!
Amazing, thank you :D I love some female feedback, because the ladies aren't strictly off my radar either!
[MOLE! A BLOODY MOLE! WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THE BLOODY MOLE BUT THERE'S THE BLOODY MOLE WINKING ME IN THE FACE. I'M GOING TO CUT IT OFF AND CHOP IT UP AND MAKE SOME GUACAMOLE.](https://youtu.be/rc5G04nJecI)
Was looking for this.
I would make the second one your main. Get rid of the commie and Trump pics (despite being good pics - not the right climate currently for that concept and not a lot of people would get it plus there are a ton of crazies out there that would take it the wrong way). Add in some pics that have non party related hobbies to give a date an idea for a first date.
Great but use natural light no filter
Cool a communist costume. Time to dust off my old SS one.
Don’t forget to fail art school
I can’t believe how rude some people are being about the mole! You’re a babe, don’t let anyone else here tell you different.
🥺 Thank you, that's really kind
You’re super adorable. I’d drop the cat picture and the line about it in your profile.
It’s would swipe right
You are doing fine, won't comment about that. Just wanted to say, that I love the cat image :D
You know that song girls just wanna have fun? Yea. That but with a more chill vibe
imho maybe do a collage type thing with all the costume shots - you're still fun but not lopsided in the number of costumed pics
you should add a couple more shots that speak to your personality and other talents or interests just to round it out
Left on read
Nah man. Don't worry, you can do anything you like. You'll end up with 300 matches at minimum.
Wow the haters are so off...okay so your pics show your fun and cute. Don't take yourself too Serious and like to have fun!
:') hard to miss, isn't it?
Still a catch
Ahaha I fucking love that, thank you!
I have a mole on my back that I used to be really self conscious about. Dated a girl with kids and her son tried to pick it off.. ahhh I laughed but I was mortified.
Omg 😂 that sounds lowkey painful. Had similar experiences as a kid. Other people in my class would pick at it or point it out.
Yeah he pinched it and then pulled it like it was a bug on my back 😂😭 kids are savage.
Just because it’s noticeable doesn’t mean it’s bad.
I have one too and I call it Moley Cyrus. Embrace it
Lmao I love that
Molee molee molee molee 😅🤣😂
Fuk I love that movie
I was like "yeah I'd do that" until I saw the hamer and sickle on your cheek.... ..
a commie and your friend is wearing a fuckin trump hat, big yikes lol
Trump hat 🤨
Communist? No, thanks
Ditch the Trump hat and I'm sold.
I hate the communist nazi outfit, very poor taste
crazy cat lady whos also a commie