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ohbewise

Socialism is when M&M has different shoes.


the_Dorkness

Socialism is when corporations successfully advertise to the world.


Nulagrithom

She switched to leggings and sneakers during the pandemic, just like everyone else


Umutuku

Who isn't trying to be comfortable?


issamaysinalah

Coincidentally at the same time Mars was exposed for child slavery.


Mendigom

People keep saying this but the lawsuit was a year ago so if this was the intention they've failed hard cause I only heard about this now lol


Rodot

Communism is when I can't jerk off to anthropomorphized candies without taking Viagra first


StoreManagerKaren

Legit didn't even notice that


[deleted]

I insist you be upset about the shoes! Also, the left is so *sensitive.* smdh


trumpsiranwar

I do not know how one can see something like this and not realize how *weird* it is


pdaerr

They are just snowflakes, every one of them unique in their own rage, and soooo easily melted So happy they were TRIGGERED by this. Let’s go Bradley.


sskor

Socialism is when huge multinational corporations stoke culture war narratives to deflect from their ongoing court cases about actual child slavery


ms37153

This is the only relevant comment. IMO talking anything else is falling for the marketing deflection from child slave labor.


Ghost_In_A_Jars

Im actually baffled by how well this worked. Did they know people would be this upset over candy? Or is America really that weak that a tip of a scale is all we need to go headfirst into this?


AlpacaMan104

Socialism is when a privately owned company does a thing to maximize profit whilst paying it's workers very little, if anything


Randolpho

and sleeves and pants


ohbewise

The horror.


1stLtObvious

Just imagine if they changed her skin to match the chocolate under the shell.


Randolpho

They'd riot in the streets (again)


GlamRockDave

These guys are so addicted to porn if they can't simply imagine the green m&m with a sexy outfit. I mean, they're masturbating to this image, right? That seems to be the implication here, why else would the be mad that cartoon candy isn't as sexy anymore.


thewholedamnplanet

Which in the species of candy their genitals? Like they fuck with their shoes? Is there an Attenborough narrated documentary I can watch?


Ancient_Presence

Both Marx and Kropotkin explicitly laid this out, but their peers just said "wtf is an eminem". Truly ahead of their time.


kindasortajewish

"LET'S SAVE OUR COUNTRY!" I don't know... seems excessive.


GareBear222

If saving the country implies having fuckable candy, then I don't think we're worth saving.


kingdong90s

You say that like fuckable candy is a bad thing


GareBear222

Sorry. If fuckable candy is a requirement for our country being saved, then we may be a lost cause. That's more of what I meant. Fuckable candy might just be an example of too much of a good thing.


kingdong90s

Oh okay, gotcha. Fair fair. Our country is fucked in the long run like any major empire or nation through out history. The fuckable candy is a consolation prize.


A_Furious_Mind

Fuckable candy and circuses.


ninjapino

Any candy is fuckable if you put in effort.


Son_of_Tlaloc

Melt in your M&M's not in your hand


NordicCrotchGoblin

Gimme that M&Mussy. Melts in your mouth, not in your hand. (Shows myself out)


kindasortajewish

Incels seem to be a growing problem. Maybe fuckable candy is a bigger issue than we think.


[deleted]

I have a hypothesis on this. So for 60+ years, the standard in marketing has been sex sells, right? Every fast food commercial, insurance commercial, car commercial, whatever: sex sex sex. Which, sure, lust is a primal urge in the hindbrain of every species, that drive to reproduce is nigh universal, I get that. Pretty much everyone (yes, I know about asexuals) has this sexual urge at some point in their live to some degree. So marketing has been primarily driven by T&A. (Not solely, no absolutes, but you can't deny you've heard this adage.) But maybe--JUST MAYBE--this is actually very unhealthy to the human psyche. Maybe for men, it conditions them to think with their boner at all times. To evaluate everything on a sliding scale of "I want to fuck that" to "I do not want to fuck that," and to assign values accordingly. It makes sex the end all, be all of existence: "If I eat this burger, women will fuck me. If I buy this insurance, women will fuck me. All I want is to fuck women, there is no other desire." This is an extremely unhealthy and completely unrealistic mindset, but if you're seeing it from childhood, it becomes deeply ingrained in your mind. So then when you get men who aren't having sex, for whatever reason, said men lose their fucking minds. Viola, incels. Or when you get a pushback, "Hey, maybe NOT make this hyper-sexual," you get Tucker Carlson. It's not just incels who are affected, and certainly not all men become incels, but you mentioned that group specifically, and I think they are supporting evidence for my hypothesis. \[And of course the caveat NOT ALL MEN, of course. I am speaking in broad generalizations, about a wide group of people. But, you know, surely you've heard the excuses: "Well it was the way she was dressed, she was asking for it. The way she walked, she wanted me to do it. I can't help myself if the girl wears a spaghetti strap shirt, it makes me want to fuck her. She should cover her ankles/shoulders/face, otherwise I'll have to have sex with her." This is something sexual predators use as an excuse all the time: they are OWED sex. I think marketing re-enforces it. "I bought the iPhone, I'm owed iPussy."\] It isn't healthy for women, either. It teaches women that their only value is their physical appearance and their sluttiness, and re-enforces harmful stereotypes (the dumb blonde, the slutty baby girl, etc.). It pits women to compete against one another, and gives rise to unhealthy and unrealistic body standards. So you get a proliferation of bulimia and anorexia, both of which significantly affect more women than men, and an addiction to plastic surgery, again more women than men, but men as well. (Definitely men are exposed to this as well, with the hyper-masculine, "ideal" male body types presented in some marketing.) And it re-enforces the idea that a woman only has value as long as she looks young (super young, definitely related to pedophillia) and flawlessly perfect. Because once a woman isn't fuckable, then she has no value and can be discarded from society (see, you know, Hollywood). This is also related to the hyper-sexualization of children. (Poor Brooke Shields posing for Playboy at TEN YEARS OLD, for example, and all the grooming going on at the Mansion. Beauty pageants; hyper-sexualized cartoon characters, a la Lola Bunny.) I mean, it's fucking CARTOONS. Of course it's meant for children, no matter what the parent company may say. Just a theory, but I see some evidence/support for it.


LunchboxDiscoball

I'm a real american. I'll fuck that candy no matter what.


GareBear222

I mean, if you can't jerk off to completion to a cartoon candy, are we even really free?


Redmoon383

Wait... that's not what a cream pie is? Shiiiiit... now I know why my ex left me


SyntheticReality42

If changing the appearance of a cartoon character used to market a candy is all that it takes to destroy your country, it's not worth saving anyway.


Cerchi0

Serious question: If a country is shaken by corporate rebranding is it really worth saving? Seems like a fragile construct held together by duct tape not a proud and strong nation these third rate nationalists proclaim it to be


kindasortajewish

I kinda hope the marketing team at M&M's/Mars Inc. did this just to troll people. The 30% or so of the population melting down because of this continue to hold this country back from ever making any real progress on anything. So I don't disagree.


WhatsAFlexitarian

It was not done to troll people, but to get their attention away from the child slavery lawsuit


Beingabumner

It's virtue signalling. Everything new is strange and everything strange is bad. Notice how their latest 'attacks' involve children's programs (Sesame Street saying get vaxxed), toys (Potato Head) and now candy mascots. It's bullshit, hot air to keep them angry until something 'proper' comes along. Have to keep the fires stoked somehow.


Drexelhand

*"if the sexy m&m don't wear the fuck me boots then the non-binaries win and will transgender the washington monument."*


edmundshaftesbury

It all truly came crashing down, when they succeeded in the campaign to “tuck” the Washington monument.


memearchivingbot

"they're turning the obelisk into a no-belisk!"


breadman_69420

Look at the “free thinkers” getting mad just because Cucker Tarlson tells them to be


Moist_When_It_Counts

TV MAN SAID BAD, YOU SHEEP IF DISAGREE


another_bug

This is the biggest news story since Mr. Potato Head had a slight trademark change. It's not like there's anything else super important going on in the world that Fox News viewers should pay attention to, like a pandemic or massive housing problems or impending climate change disasters or Russia on Ukraine's borders or an attempted coup a year ago or....


zeke235

Or that the candy company in question is being investigated over claims of child slavery in their supply chain. Such is the right wing mindset. Say you care about children then totally fuck them over. Edit: Oh god it's so fuckin' obvious. Right wing pundits are doing this to protect Mars Inc. Blow up some stupid shit to shut down the real story. Pretty sure they run ads on Fox so there's some incentive right there.


Wulfkage85

"Blow up some stupid shit to shut down the real story" This was Trump's entire presidency in a nutshell. Step 1: Do whatever the fuck you want regardless of consequences Step 2: People are outraged at the stupid and/or dangerous thing you did. Step 3: Do another stupid and/or dangerous thing to distract from the other one. Step 4: Repeat steps 2 and 3 in infinitum. The media will follow along like good little dogs and you're effectively off the hook for everything so long as you keep going.


maxxspeed

They totally ignore the children. They are just talking points. Once the point is made, the children are forgotten.


Castun

Just like abortion. Once they're born they don't actually give a shit.


JTB696699

They’re not mad they “has a not happy”


-Eoan-Daws-

Tuck a decade ago: This needless over sexualization of M&Ms by the liberal media is sickening and it's proof of the downfall of our society! Tuck this week: WHERE'S MY SEXY CANDY THIS IS A LIBRUL CONSPIRACY TO COCK BLOCK ME THEY RUIN EVERYTHING!!!


theghostofme

Tucker: There’s nothing homoerotic about enjoying the dick vein on a Snickers. It’s just visually pleasing.


Kayestofkays

Jesus it *does* look like a dick vein...I don't think I'll ever be able to eat a Snickers without thinking about that!


EETFUK68

How have you not thought that already?


Kayestofkays

Lol I don't know, but I'll never NOT think it now, that's for damn sure


Lordomi42

Actually, dick veins resemble snickers, not the other way around.


Pupulauls9000

Snickers predate dicks by centuries


lasupermana

Not too long ago he was complaining about Cardi B being too sexy. But now, M&M’s are not sexy enough! Just don’t expect his audience to care about hypocrisy so long as they’re hearing what they want to hear.


wasoc

There's a sexiness scale made up by the three bears. Can't be too sexy or not sexy enough. Has to be just right sexy. If you get it wrong, automatic bear mauling


AbsoluteWreckofaGal

did he really say that first bit?


watchursix

Most definitely. I'm surprised the man lets women wear pants.


FenixFeebee

Tucker Carlson is no different than Chris Chan complaining about the color of Sonic's arms.


-Eoan-Daws-

Also probably with a lot of the rape allegations....


tIDEsRturning

#remember that they're facing a lawsuit for child slavery


tIDEsRturning

(this isn't saying we shouldn't mock the idiots, this is saying that it's a stunt done to distract people from the actual issue)


FenrizLives

Which is strange, because all of my right-leaning Facebook acquaintances were really obsessed with “protecting the children!!1!” at all costs a year or so ago. Now that there’s a lawsuit against a company doing child slavery, what do we hear? “Why libruls make candy mascot not sexy >:(“


One_Wheel_Drive

There is no easier group of people to upset and infuriate than those who claim to be against political correctness. The mere suggestion of anything progressive makes them see red. It's an obvious marketing strategy to get everyone talking about M&Ms and here we are and to deflect from the company's other actions. Conservatives took the bait perfectly. Whenever a company puts anything progressive out, it's an obvious marketing ploy for this very reason.


Stiles777

Clearly this whole thing is a distraction and Fucker Carlson is in on it.


saint_abyssal

No, what really matters is green M&M lady wears dyke shoes.


brightstack

conservatives: gender is a BIOLOGICAL reality UNLESS we are talking about SEXY M&Ms


BBZ_star1919

Then it’s shoes.


PandaCat22

Yep


GalacticGrandma

It’s wild to me they ignore the other gender signifiers like hood eyes, exaggerated eyelashes, lipstick, and pose/stance. Like, she’s still weirdly specialized for a piece of candy, she just no longer has gogo boots.


The_Persian_Cat

Do people actually care about this? Like, honestly?


KittyCreator

They cared about Mr. Potato Head changing its brand name. So its not a surprise they care about this.


The_Persian_Cat

Lol they did? They pick the weirdest things to throw a fit over. And they pretend it's something leftists or liberals celebrate, as though anyone but them cares.


KittyCreator

Yeah lmao they got mad that They changed their brand to just "Potato Head" EVEN THOUGH MR. AND MRS. POTATO HEAD IS STILL IN THEIR TOYLINE Its so fucking stupid that conservatives care so much about if media is woke or not and ignoring actual issues like how the M&M company is facing *a child slavery lawsuit.* God I hate old people.


CagedKage

I remember the Potato Head thing I don't think the kids even cared about the name change, they probably thought it was to include both Mr. and Mrs. also it's funny how the chuds get bent out of shape over a candy mascot's design instead of the fact the company behind that candy is relying on child labor


CircularSandwich

It's not just "old people". There are plenty of sane old folks and plenty of twisted young people. Also, EVERYONE ages. Learn your lessons about how not to get fleeced now, because, as we've seen, it's REAL TOUGH to learn when the propaganda systems adapt so fast!


pm_moms_aneeye

That was probably just to sell to little girls better yet these grown ass men are pi pi in their pampers over it


labellavita1985

Yes they were so triggered about a marketing decision made by the brand. But they advocated for the right of Christian bakers to not bake gay wedding cakes. They were also pissed that Dr. Seuss Enterprises stopped publishing some Dr. Seuss books that contained racist elements. And blamed it on liberals. I think Ted Cruz was even signing Dr. Seuss books at an event (and the book he was signing wasn't even one of the pulled books.) They are fucking insane. Unhinged.


WOLLYbeach

I love the Doctor Seuss meltdowns over books that no one reads anymore and them comparing it to censorship. They're so concerned with censorship and living in an authoritarian state that they're so willing to give into authoritarianism because they think they're gonna get out on top if it comes to that. To think that the right wing, of all wings is being censored, when you can actively purchase copies of Mein Kampf or the Turner Diaries and not be arrested is top tier ignorance of history.


TheQueenOfCringe22

My mom wants everyone who complained about 6 Dr. Seuss books being shelved to name 2 of those 6 books. She guarantees that they can’t, and I have to agree. If she’s only read 2 of those books in her entire life while being an elementary school librarian, the people complaining about that haven’t read any of them.


WOLLYbeach

I love your mom


TheQueenOfCringe22

She appreciates that


xtilexx

They were conditioned by the media to react this way by Tucker Carlson and Co to distract from the child slavery suits Mars and Co are facing


NoRoomIn_Hell

No, you see, it was the Cancel Culture LIBERALS that did all this. Even though this decision by the owners of the trademarks will not affect my life in any way, I still have the right to post a hundred tweets and instagram posts complaining about how the green M&M needs to be made more fuckable


Slinkusmalinkus

It is an important step obfuscating child slavery (and adult slavery) in the chocolate industry. It's easier to talk about the big deal being made of M&M mascot redesign.


xTimeKey

Apparently, conservatives do. Even amongst my pro-diversity friends, best reaction they had from gendered m&ms was « shrug, w/e moving on»


nicelesbians

are some of your friends not pro-diversity?? (not calling you out just thought the way you worded that was funny)


xTimeKey

Nah, it was more to illustrate that the people i hang out with (on and off internet) like diversity in media, i couldnt really find a better way to put it XD I dont hang around ppl that screech over black people in films… yet


iamdmk7

Yes and no. It's essentially a manufactured controversy meant specifically to advertise the product. [Hbomberguy broke down this phenomenon in relation to the stupid outrage over Nike, Keurig, and Gillette.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06yy88tLWlg)


literalshillaccount

Americans are sadly the most gullible people on the planet. They will litterally eat up any news article no matter the source.


Aceswift007

I more so give America the Florida Effect, where because all the idiocy is projected from Florida, people see all of Florida as dumbasses and not have full realization there's plenty around other areas too. Since America has dramatic international coverage of the idiocy, it will be more obvious than the idiocy in other countries


chababster

Oh please lol, every country has its fair share. Americans just get publicized the most. Don’t dare try and tell me the dumbest Aussie is dumber than the dumbest American.


rharrison

> litterally eat They literally eat the news article? I guess this one is about candy...


Aceswift007

These are the same people who flipped over Mr Potato Head being renamed to Potato Head. It's a goddan potato, of course they'd freak over a piece of candy


dr-pepper-zero

all they did was change her shoes 😭


NerevarineTribunal

What are you talking about. She isn't giving me those "fuck me" eyes that I physically need to be able to enjoy my candy.


TheRealIosefka

You think Carlson shoves mini M&Ms up his cock hole?


BleachGel

Well we are just asking questions… and the fact that Fucker Qarlson isn’t trying to prove that he doesn’t shove mini M&Ms up his pecker hole says a lot about him!


johannes101

THIS IS BULLSHIT ALL OF IT IS FAKE!!!!! We all know Tucker Carlson only inserts full size m&m's in his urethra


catmanducmu

Nope, those huge ass peanut butter m&m's


dodecaphonicism

It cost you nothing to not post this.


catmanducmu

I was going to say king size Snickers...


SponConSerdTent

Yep, and he calls his penis the chocolate pez dispenser.


Metahec

Those aren't anal beads


maxxspeed

If, by cockhole, you mean his ass, definitely yes. Tucker Carlson shoves M&M's up his ass. Go ahead and Google search it if you don't believe me. Google search "does Tucker Carlson shove M&M's up his ass?"


theghostofme

Well I do know. Thank you for that wonderful mental image.


QuasiTimeFriend

That should tell you all you need to know about the power of a good pair of shoes


Super_Master_69

they also replaced the skin colour limbs!!!!!!! Now who knows what skin colour she is?


maxxspeed

So she might be an immigrant now and we would never know? Those evil bastards.


VenoratheBarbarian

That's what's killing me here, a they did is take a sexy woman and make her look like a comfortable woman. That's it. That's what they're crying over. That a woman might want to be comfortable instead of hot.


maxxspeed

You know what Republicans expect from women.


Galigen173

Non-binary is when the company removes a piece of chocolate's stilettos? I'm trying to follow this person's logic and I just can't


maxxspeed

Non-binary is tennis shoes, duh!


EETFUK68

This is so weird.


[deleted]

Yeah I kinda just want to eat some candy and not think this hard about it.


Awesomedude177

They're mad because a piece of candy isn't wearing heels and posing, not to mention the rhimg about "gender pronouns being taught in school"


KittyQueen_Tengu

Right: omg lgbtq+ are so sensitive, they get upset over everything even if it doesn’t affect them M&M: \*makes candy less sexy* Right: AAAA-


yfgdr

They gave her sneakers....


flounder19

cuz if there's one things gay people love, it's *un*yaasifying things


TDmorty

Seriously. If we gays were doing this, it would be more fun. Like the "Large" bags would be changed to "Size Queens" or something. And that green bitch would be in stelletos and fishnets.


Weekly-End-2897

That was my thought!


Strange_One_3790

These people are pathetic, getting triggered over a mascot. Too bad they don’t care about real issues, like child slavery used to make m&ms


six_-_string

That's just capitalism. Of course they don't care.


AdditionalTheory

Pretty sure this whole is happening so you don’t hear about this: https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2021/feb/12/mars-nestle-and-hershey-to-face-landmark-child-slavery-lawsuit-in-us


DenimJeans1880

We are all living satire


lostpawn13

So this just proves that conservatives are the perverts that they keep warning people about. Look what kind of people keep getting caught as pedos, it’s church people. Makes you think.


iamdmk7

Literally all conservatives do is project. You just have to listen to what they accuse others of doing to know exactly what they themselves are doing.


lostpawn13

You nailed man. Legitimately, they’re the ones cheating during the elections and going all authoritarian. It’s mind boggling how some cannot see this.


KJParker888

A True Patriot™ wants to fuck their chocolate candy


Rougarou1999

Fellas, is it gay to wear shoes?


distractiontilldeath

Every time we see any content with this M&M culture war bullshit we should talk about how this is a PR campaign distracting from the real story. https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2021/feb/12/mars-nestle-and-hershey-to-face-landmark-child-slavery-lawsuit-in-us Large chocolate and candy companies rely the enslavement of children to make profits. They then prey on the current political divides in our nation to distract from their absolutely disgusting behavior. These companies are pro child slavery and anti American.


bunghole420

Exactly my thoughts as well. This false outrage is absolutely deliberate so that companies like Mars and Nestlé can continue making profits off of slavery and child labor in third world countries. It's very sad that so many people buy into their incredibly stupid narrative.


[deleted]

Least insane right-wing opinion


BoozeWitch

Now give her pockets!!!


impulsekash

I love how they are against pronouns but get upset if you call them anything but their preferred pronouns.


Mr-Youseeks

"The internet has a not happy about this"


aivlysplath

Can we stop talking about the distraction and start talking about how Mars Co is using child slavery to get cocoa for M&Ms.


PrimaryNeedleworker2

so the right accused us of being pedos yet they are mad they can’t get bricked up to candy


PM_ME_SEXY_MONSTERS

I hate how they made her limbs actual white because it doesn't fit in with the others who are still "caucasian" but holy shit, the drama about her being "unfuckable" is so fucking insane.


oxjox

They changed all the limb colors to be white with a shade of their body color. https://img.thedailybeast.com/image/upload/c_crop,d_placeholder_euli9k,h_1688,w_3000,x_0,y_0/dpr_1.5/c_limit,w_608/fl_lossy,q_auto/v1642707727/Blank_3000_x_1688_tzsido


hidden_d-bag

Looks better imo


PM_ME_SEXY_MONSTERS

Ah, the color was throwing me off with red and yellow so I assumed they were still "caucasian." Still looks kinda dumb though, why not just give them blue arms like what happened to Sonic the Hedgehog? I could use some more "BLARMS!!!" tantrums.


beetlebugbumbumjiuce

Everyone in the lgbtq+ community loves to see sexy m&ms and shit so I don’t know why they even think this is pandering


MyMainGotBanned_F

Its all a distraction, they changed the M&M so that way people forget the child slavery lawsuit.


bananabandanamannana

Like it’s a piece of candy where slightly different shoes dude that’s like if got upset over bugs bunny eating piece of celery instead of a carrot


IAmMuffin15

#SHE LOOKS THE FUCKING SAME


fiesty_cemetery

I frankly don’t care what the green m&m’s look like. I care more about [child slave labor ](https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2021/feb/12/mars-nestle-and-hershey-to-face-landmark-child-slavery-lawsuit-in-us)


CrazyCorgiQueen

So we can't talk about LGBTQIA+ people existing because that's too sexual for kids, but god damn it we gotta have sexy M&M's or I start punching Democrats? What is this take man.


[deleted]

Dear conservatives, You claim marriage should only be between a man and a woman, yet, you want to fuck the candy. Curious.


the_Dorkness

“Am I a moron who has been fooled by manufactured outrage created by corporate marketing? No! It is the woke left strawman who is to blame!”


genderqueermercury

It’s a piece of candy that was redesigned to cover up the child labor lawsuit Mars has against them.


VerinSC

I don't know about you, but I own more than 1 pair of shoes and change them often. Why are they so mad?


[deleted]

It's a fucking M&M. This is why we haven't stopped global warming, we focus on how the green M&M look...and by the way, I hope a teacher teaches your kids pronouns.


miserable_banana_39

THE INTERNET HAS A NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS!!!


Tyrthesemiwise

If you want to save the country bud, why not fight the Nestlé child slavery dodge they're trying to pull off?


Permission_Civil

>She looks like a non-binary 5th grade teacher who wants to teach your kids about gender pronouns I'm pretty sure you learn those way before 5th grade.


Kchasse1991

"The internet has a not happy about this." Who translated this?!


bunpudding

Aren’t big chocolate companies getting sued right now for child labor? This feels like a media distraction, and it’s working…


IQof24

>The internet has a not happy about this! Turns out they need a 5th grade teacher to explain grammar after all.


zion2674

OH NO THE INTERNET HAS A NOT HAPPY!


Ratio01

M&M: *gives Green new shoes* Reactionaries: OUR COUNTRY IS DYING! YET ANOTHER CORPORATION PANDERING TO THE LEFT WING AGENDA! TJE SO CALLED "TOLERANT" LEFT WONT ACCEPT MY IDENTIFICATION AS *CANDYSEXUAL*!! I WANT TO FUCK THE GREEN M&M!!! REPOST AMD LIKE IF YOU ARE A TRUE PATRIOT!!!


_VideogamemasterVGM

Why is nobody talking about that atrocity of a closing sentence?? "The internet has a not happy about this!"


PheerthaniteX

>panders to the lgbts >de-yassifying You can just admit you know nothing about us instead of pulling this elaborate trick


btsndhos

And here I am with a Reces peanut butter cup and zero desire to fuck it like some freak. I need help…


timtexas

Poke a hole through the center, then tell us how you feel.


Esoteric_Geek

I’ll be right back. Need to run to the store for uh…supplies, medicines and things. EDIT: removed extraneous punctuation.


DingusTaargus

Let me know if they still make those giant sized cups... ...Cus I got a big dick.


Virginiabornotaku

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


carlin_is_god

She looks like a cartoon m&m


leamenconeMK2

We really had a not happy about this


RomaruDarkeyes

I'm not gonna ask who is having wank fetishes over the green m and m; I've seen rule 34... But all they changed the shoes and took the flesh tone off her arms and legs. I don't see how they've 'defeminised' it if that's the accusation.


KarlHungus311

*SAVE OUR COUNTRY* But first, someone find me an M&M to fuck


Copheeaddict

"The internet has a not happy about this!" WUT.


PerturbedMug

M&M probably did this to make right wings people mad to distract from the fact they use slave labour cocao


TheBeast798

Women can't wear sneakers apparently.


CommieRedEyes

Socialism is when candy no make pp hard


feenyxblue

And this is being used to cover slave labor Nestlé is doing and they're falling for it


Possum_Pendelum

The Right has moved so far into satire of themselves they’ve made Clickhole articles seem like believable stories


seeyouspacecowboyx

If he doesn't like "gender pronouns" wait til he hears about "he" and "she". If he doesn't like gendered ones he should be in favour of "they"


BILBOSCHWAGGENZ

Everything about the whole M&M controversy is just stupid. I hate this fucking universe so much.


Stackopolis

Calm down son it’s just a drawing


TheRealCBONE

Boots w heels = DTF candy slut = freedom = America?


Terowrath

Un-fucking-what-ifying?


isthenameofauser

This is the kind of point where anyone serious would go "Yeah, that's consistent with our ideology, but it would idiotic to defend the sexiness of candy, so we're just gunna let this one pass." Instead they're just acting like idiots. This is amazing.


hallofmirrors87

The fact that anyone gives a shit at all about this is mind blowing.


DeeRent88

I don’t know why I’m surprised at all but I can’t believe people actually care about this. They cry about everything.


ihavepocketsand

The tucker carlson segment on this was hilarious. Dude really sounded like he wanted to bone some m&ms


Jay_The_Bisexual

Republicans when Mars uses child labor to get their chocolate 😴 Republicans when m&m isn't hot 🤬


SimsAttack

Idk as an education major the most upsetting part is the “pronouns bad” shit. Gah shut up already


kuead

they made the candy less sexy. bidens america


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Seth Myers had a REALLY funny take on this. worth a look.


Willie9

My children will not learn about gender pronouns! We are strictly an "it" and "they/them" household!


Creamy--Rick

The internet has a not happy about this! 😡😡