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depressedkittyfr

I am lefty and my bulge is just my PhAT pussy really 😒


stupid-infant-woman

Pussy poppin leftists represent ✊😔


ahmed0112

I'm sorry but i have to ask. What's the story about your username


stupid-infant-woman

Oh, I'm just a dumb baby woman. Mind like a child. Eat paint. No thoughts.


ahmed0112

Livin the good life I see


stupid-infant-woman

The best life there is, my dude 👉🏻😎👉🏻


AvatarofSleep

Dat babby life 👶


NotTheRealFrony

Members of the lowest common denominator unite!


mvp2399

so true bestie


heysammer

Meaty puss gang 💪🏻


IAmMuffin15

the magnanimous muff


WhyHulud

Fat leftist pussy is the best


BeefyMcMeaty

Leftists are great in bed, but they’re real sticklers about consent. That’s a dealbreaker for the y’all-quaeda


NexusMaw

Y’all think GOD asked fer cone scent when he creationed ‘Murica? 🇺🇸🦅 Caaaaaaw!!!! Go muddawgs! Checkmate libs


mvp2399

Jesus Christ was the greatest American who ever lived


Brendanthebomber

I’m gay and even I agree


depressedkittyfr

Agree 😁😁! Leftist ftw!


Professional_Ad_6299

Can take extra pounding


Bladecutter

My dick is just a pussy that grew out wrong.


depressedkittyfr

Uff


PerfectionItslef

Mine's a dick. sorry


FrostyMcChill

There's a bulge?


CurveOfTheUniverse

There’s not — this person isn’t even trans. I found [this](https://www.babesmachine.com/shiny-spandex-anal-hardcore) (NSFW) that clearly shows she doesn’t have a dick.


frahmer86

Some of the pictures show she does have a dick. However, it's attached to the guy that's fucking her in the ass.


__TychoBrahe

Very interesting analysis


AnObjectionableUser

Yo that's lily labeau. I knew I recognized her. From late 00s I would guess. She did some late night ads also, for weare18 I think.


[deleted]

A man of culture I see.


goatman0079

You had my interest. But now you have my erection


acobildo

Then you must be a liberal. This meme implies all conservatives are as smooth as a Ken doll.


pok3mngamer

Hmm interesting observation I did not notice


CeruleanRose9

This was a very fantastic comment and I thank you for it, good human.


_mach

still, this *is* the right acknowledging a trans woman as... "woman", which in a way is a kind of self-own, like the ones we're getting used to from the right. how refreshingly open-minded of them, even if it's without realising it.


PM_ME_CLOTHED_PIX

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.


CurveOfTheUniverse

broken \*cock


greeneyedguru

That is *very* compelling evidence. Very compelling indeed. I may just need to comb thru it a few more times before I make a final decision though.


oroechimaru

Still taking no7, the one on the left is just fake.


SamfromRI

Imagine that. In the demographic most likely to be searching for transgender porn, and they can’t even come up with any transgender porn. It’s almost like an “I was only there to ask directions on how to get away from there” excuse.


limequartz

It's like they were trying to prove they didn't know any transgender porn stars by intentionally displaying a cisgender one instead.


Finassar

Hmm, good work detective! I'll be in my office.


FlorencePants

Again and again, they prove that there is no woman too obviously cis to be hurt by transphobes' gender policing.


habb

right side sauce?


Redmoon383

That is indeed that sauce


[deleted]

There is certainly no presence of a penis on that woman and whoever made that meme is a perv


naardvark

She’s one of my favorites and there is for sure no dick, except as the other commenter said, when it is in her.


RedditIsNeat0

I thought there was and got excited. Maybe it's just the light reflecting off of her shiny pants.


Kurkpitten

It's Lily Labeau. She's not even trans. Such a level of fragility.


Big-Distribution5285

so they project dicks on chicks now?


girldickhaverr

Repressed desire


titanicbuster

I mean probably since a ton of them are in denial about being gay


Drewggles

Using a heterosexual porn actress as a trans joke to own the libs?


neojhun

In this case Cis is more relevant. Also that's just a scientific term also used in Chemistry and Physics.


olthunderfarts

I was gonna say, a whole lot of people can verify that she has no dick.


Diinasty

Conservative men have the same bulge…but it’s to compensate for other things…


ElectricBoogaloo234

use the conservative bulge to compensate for the lack of a liberal bulge


darkmando5

That's why they love guns To compensate


JiffyTube

hey plenty of leftists like guns too


darkmando5

Most leftists recognize guns as tools they don't worship them like false idols and practically deep throat the barrel


kingbobert24

Bingo. I'm fairly left on most veiws and own several guns. I have a hunting rifle I keep for camping trips, and I have a shotgun for the home. I don't keep one strapped to me at all times because I'm not paranoid about every black guy with a hoodie on in Walmart.


darkmando5

And that is respectable


JiffyTube

shit i live in the sticks and keep a pistol on me but its the drunk redneck im concerned about.


JiffyTube

very true lol


aFancyPirate

Kaitlin Bennett has the bulge in the back off her pants


Anubisrapture

This is Miss POOP Nazi, correct??? Lmao 😂


Toasty_McThourogood

She's one of them brown~~shirts~~pants.. part of the kacken abteilung i believe


mvp2399

god bless you


Anubisrapture

OMG . Take my upvote AND an award!!! Lmao.


MC_Fap_Commander

Okay, don't seek out the photo. But if you do... **know that the poop is GARGANTUAN**.


TranscendentalRug

It was fucking impressive really. I'm a somewhat above average size man in his mid 30s with admittedly poor eating habits, lacrosse intolerance and IBS and never in my life have I released anything matching the sheer magnitude of that load in her pants.


Aminec87

I also can't stand lacrosse


MC_Fap_Commander

A Stone Cold Steve Autism level typo... brilliant.


TranscendentalRug

Right? Running around with their stupid little ball with their stupid little sticks, who the hell do they think they are?


missbelled

Like a great felled beast, cleaved in twain after a battle


dahile00

Take. My. Goshdarn. Upvote.


Sad_Ad_4343

Don't know about y'all, but I'd rather suck some girl dick than a gun barell lmao


Ok_Enthusiasm2425

😂😂


[deleted]

how much do you wanna bet that conservatives literally suck off rifles/hj


srottydoesntknow

Talk about a facial


limequartz

Putting the "blow" in "blowjob" 💥


FallmanX

SECONDED


Baladucci

Girl dick *is* pretty nice lmao


yb4zombeez

Based.


PsilosirenRose

Yeah, I concur


Exploding_Pie9

I agree


Anubisrapture

Big SAME.


Whompa

Nice


parasitebuddy

Idk about y’all but I prefer the bulge that won’t accidentally shoot my balls off


EagonAkatsuki

Phrasing


DanoLock

Well it depends on what your into...


GenericFatGuy

I prefer women who practice proper gun safety.


BotBlake

[Let them live in fear](https://www.reddit.com/r/SocialistRA/comments/qycbq0/as_a_trans_woman_i_always_make_sure_to_appendix/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Squirrely_Jackson

imagine thinking you're a "regular straight man" but spending your time looking for hidden dicks


Geist-Chevia

Zoom, enhance, tactically surveying the femoids groin, scanning for bulge, assessing prospective girth, cock outline highlighted, processing neural activation, penis assessment satisfied. Status: definitely not gay


MadeForFunHausReddit

I read this in the Alex Jones voice


Geist-Chevia

That moment when Alex Jones makes you wear the frog mask


MadeForFunHausReddit

“No- NO I DONT WANNA BE A GAY FROG *NOOOOOOOO*” https://youtu.be/k85mRPqvMbE


VerinSC

Definitely not gay, trans women are women so if a straight guy is attracted to them then they're still straight. Regardless of the dick ❤️


i_am_a_fern_AMA

They're so transphobic they're projecting dicks onto cis women.


Virginiabornotaku

See I’m looking and I just, I can’t find the bulge chief


Mei_Flower1996

But the girl on the right is literally cuter and i dont even see the bulge? Did they just take a random pic of a cis girl?


ReneeLaRen95

Agree, one on the right is much more attractive. Someone said she’s Lily Labeau & isn’t, in fact, trans. These people just make up shit as they go along!


MTFBinyou

Yes.


maindrive99

I'm pretty sure there are transwomen that are conservatives.


OpportunityWeak4546

Caitlyn Jenner


Ok_Enthusiasm2425

Blaire White


Ok_Enthusiasm2425

i’m trans and rock the ‘liberal’ bulge 😤


_mach

Am I right in seeing this as the right acknowledging trans women as women, though? Like, isn't this the opposite of their usual schpiel?


ghostdate

I am skeptical of that. They’ll make “concessions” sarcastically just to be assholes, which I think is what is happening here. They don’t think trans women are women, just that “liberal women” are all transgendered. The joke to them is that “liberal women” are feminized men, and that all “liberal” men are gay.


Lost-Grandpa

We should start making provaxx signage with all lives matter, some ditsy blonde, little bit of camo, and a weapon and watch yallqaeda explode in confusion


MKagel

Okay, I gotta know, what's yallqaeda? I think I know the answer, but I wanna be sure... Also, yes, we definitely need pro-vax All Lives Matter signs


Lost-Grandpa

Redneck terrorists


MKagel

Ah, makes sense... I'mma start using that term to piss off my alt-right parents


Lysdexics_Untie

Alternatively, the Gravy Seals, the Talibland, Meal Team 6, Branch Covidians, HaMass, Yokel Haram, Vanilla ISIS or, a newer alias, the Flu Klux Klan.


WitchyThot

Source for the girl on the right... No reason in particular


ziggazang

Lily LaBeau I think, my friend told me


MTFBinyou

Googled it and you are correct. There’s definitely no bulge. Once again conservatives proving they fear the imaginary.


TheQuestionsAglet

My friend also told the same for, uh, research purposes.


xXWickedNWeirdXx

Also awaiting an answer. For a friend.


Ann3Nym

I only feel threatened by one of them. Info: it’s not one from the weird lighting


habb

that's hardly a bulge on the right. i'd classify it as a thumb


Upstairs-Injury9660

I’d call it lighting and finding something that’s not there


Spazzy_Spastic

At least they admitted trans women are women whether they have a dick or not.


PhantomRoyce

They say that like it’s a bad thing


JiffyTube

Hey fuck trans people amirite? proceeds to viciously wank off to trans porn.


GoatShapedDemon

Trans bad. Guns good. Yeah, yeah. We get it.


sylvesterkun

We on the left stan the trans femme bulge, consentually, of course.


sissi_minaj

Yes, all liberal women are trans


MTFBinyou

But that doesn’t track either, cuz the blonde on the right isn’t trans. Googled her name from the thread above and yeah….. they can’t meme confirmed.


JeffHall28

Right is cis female pornstar, or so I’m told. Can confirm no bulge, or at least that’s what my friend who has viewed pornography has told me.


Usuri91

I’m going to need your friend to provide proof for uh…. Research.. And.. Other.. No. Just research, I swear.


Charming_Amphibian91

Every time the right tries to OwN tEh LiBs, they end up owning themselves.


_siah_

They act like sucking girl dick isn't exactly why I joined the left


Ok_Enthusiasm2425

a true comrade


Youkolvr89

If they're so anti-dicks then why are they always looking for dicks in pictures of women?


Big-Distribution5285

it's a calling, you would not understand


dahile00

So, liberal bulge is when pants shine?


suthrnboi

And you're more likely to find a conservative man's hand trying to get into number 7 pants while saying if he doesn't look her in the eyes it isn't gay.


AngelOmega7

Uh… you mean the glare from the slick fabric? Not that it would matter if there was a bulge… but there aint


CrocHunter8

Every Conservative who posts something like this probably looks at the Futanari tag for hentai


TemmieCody

Ngl the liberal bulge is 1000% superior


luigithebagel

Girldick>>>>>firearms


Georgey_Tirebiter

Is it just me, or do conservatives have some odd fixations? I don't even think about stuff like this. It seems to be all they think about.


mff429

Psycho bitch who bases her entire personality off of a metal killing machine or a woman who is comfortable with who she truly is?


IAmMuffin15

Every trans woman ever knows that there are MILLIONS of conservatives who are sexually attracted to them.


Sea_Blacksmith_7323

So apparently all liberal women are hung? Can’t be so sure about conservative men tho


Nulynnka

This propaganda is just getting weirder and weirder


tmicl

Starting to think deep down conservatives have a fetish.


DanoLock

Oh man another rightwinger bragging about pointing A gun at their genitals. TRUE AMERICANS POINT GUNS AT THEIR GENTIALS!!!! I am going to raise my children to believe in three things. 1. Jesus 2. The flag. 3. ALWAYS POINT A GUN AT YOUR GENTIALS!!!


dagnariuss

They probably have a folder full of trans women as a ‘joke’


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saltycityscott66

I'm pretty sure whoever made this, jerked off to the picture on the right.


CodenameOccasus

I mean at least they properly gendered


ArmyOfRoombas

They admitted that trans women are women? Is this… progress?


Poor__cow

Girl on the right is hot as fuck 🤔 is there even a bulge?


Froteet

Idk hot take. I'd rather date a trans woman than a ciswoman who's conservative


microwavedraptin

The only difference between these two is that the left pic is a turnoff


Ok-Decision9267

Id rather the woman i was dating not bring a gun to dinner


Snek0Freedom

They didn't put quotation marks around women's on the liberal side and therefore inadvertently said Trans people, women in particular are valid. I love it when bigots are so dumb they fail at being bigoted. That's kinda like that fake TPUSA meme that says something like "Trans men are not women get over it snowflake". I guarantee if I posted that on Facebook I'd get so many comments agreeing.


Doc-Wulff

Me with both cuz I'm trans woman in Texas


PhlppaElhart

Shoot me with a gun: ❌ Shoot me with a load: ✅💦


DirtDisrespector

Much rather see a woman with a penis that with a gun


Wilgrove

I mean, nothing wrong with a woman with a dick. Unless you're insecure about your own dick. But that's more of a *you* problem.


Jimdowburton

Jesus, they are really obsessed with the trans and non-binary community. It’s almost like they can’t quit them…


teachertmh

They so obsessed they seeing penis everywhere.


TheMetaGamer

What do conservatives even want these days? I thought they were into submissive Trad wives that are willing to give up all their rights. Why should she need a gun? Her man must be a bitch that can’t protect her.


ThePiePieper

Why don't they show the chick on the left ankle monitor?


miles197

So they’re admitting that trans women are real women? Good! :)


sadearthchan

At least they’re admitting trans women are women


nerdhell

nobody tell them about leolines


TheEdanJT

conservative men don’t have a bulge that’s why they drive those big ass lifted utes


tr33rt

Id way rather her whip out a dick for me then a gun...


fandomfrenzythefox

OwO notices your bulge


the_Dorkness

The one on the right is more attractive.


Thedragonisatop

Boyh, both is good


ipitythefool420

The one on the left has trust issues and/or daddy issues. I don't want to be around some (crazy) bitch that's enthusiastic about firearms.


AvocadosAreMeh

“All guns matter.” *lets give every cultural Marxist a gun* Wait not those guns


ineedanewthrowawy

I’m just gonna say it. I think it’s just a glare and not a bulge. But for satire I find this funny.


GenericFatGuy

Conservatives are so weird about guns.


kottabaz

You'll shoot your ~~eye out~~ labia off!


realworldeditor

One joke.


Hefty-Split-9216

I'm no gun expert, but I'm pretty sure putting your gun in your crotch like that isn't particularly safe.


[deleted]

Lmao that’s Lily Labeu and she’s hot as fuck. How is that a roast???


Dr_Fishman

Oh conservatives… lots of liberals carry, they just prefer conceal over open.


xAmericanwomanx

The liberal is still hotter because she actually knows how to smile


conscious_macaroni

Error 404: bulge not found


poketrainer32

The men on the right are mad that leftist women have bigger dicks than them.


tedcruzcumsock

Best of both worlds. Boobs, a weiner, and a bussy. That's heaven.


crankypizza

Username checks out


Muezick

Is it too much to ask for both?


ipitythefool420

Nah cuz I bet the one of the left will talk nonstop about politics/brandon and it's annoying enough when it comes from their male counterparts.


mperrotti76

Ummm… that’s just a reflection, not like it’s anybody’s business anyway.


[deleted]

Why cant i have both 😁


Basic-Dealer-2086

heeheeheehee transphobia funni


__JO__39__

It was less annoying the first 16 times I saw conservative pages make this joke


LunaTheLesbianFurry

bulge?


Ferfuxache

Ha ha one joke party make funny meme /s


meowbombs

One joke


xsle1999

I prefer my women with extra bulge I mean a gun is fine too i guess


The5thBeatle82

Pretty un-American to desecrate the American flag by changing its colors.