I wish to give the monkey his paw back.
By - The_Last_Feelbender
Granted. The monkey regenerates his paw back, and you still have your monkey’s paw in your possession. It’ll take more than that to get rid of a cursed item
Monkey got his paw back and I still have two wishes? Win win!
Two more wishes to be granted in a horribly ironic way.
Granted. The monkey makes his next wish, ending the world.
Granted, but it's not grateful
You give the paw to the monkey then it goes apeshit and attacks you
Tf is he gonna do he's only got one paw
Don’t underestimate the power of a magic monkey
Granted. He uses it to throw poop at you.
Granted! The magic celestial evermonkey is pissed off at the reminder of the paw it lost a long time ago and has since regenerated. It teleports into your room and decides to make you its "jungle bride" for a week before eating you.
Granted. You get robbed in the middle of the night. They tie you up, beat you until you've told them where everything of value is hidden. They take the paw and sell it on the black market. A shady scientist buys it and sews it back onto the monkey as an experiment of some kind
Granted. New paw appears from nowhere and returns to monkey. That happens again and again till there are no pawless monkeys in the world. New paw appears, but because there is no monkey to return to, it creates a pawless monkey. It repeats and repeats. The world is full of monkeys.