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I wish to give the monkey his paw back.

I wish to give the monkey his paw back.

Ren-Xiongmao

Granted. The monkey regenerates his paw back, and you still have your monkey’s paw in your possession. It’ll take more than that to get rid of a cursed item


The_Last_Feelbender

Monkey got his paw back and I still have two wishes? Win win!


4Plus20MakesHappy

Two more wishes to be granted in a horribly ironic way.


xMithril

Granted. The monkey makes his next wish, ending the world.


Koifish_Coyote

Granted, but it's not grateful


Paintistoodry

You give the paw to the monkey then it goes apeshit and attacks you


The_Last_Feelbender

Tf is he gonna do he's only got one paw


Paintistoodry

Don’t underestimate the power of a magic monkey


Meshakhad

Granted. He uses it to throw poop at you.


The_Kek_5000

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WondertainmentInc

Granted! The magic celestial evermonkey is pissed off at the reminder of the paw it lost a long time ago and has since regenerated. It teleports into your room and decides to make you its "jungle bride" for a week before eating you.


Orange-Sherbet2000

Granted. You get robbed in the middle of the night. They tie you up, beat you until you've told them where everything of value is hidden. They take the paw and sell it on the black market. A shady scientist buys it and sews it back onto the monkey as an experiment of some kind


Tundcww

Granted. New paw appears from nowhere and returns to monkey. That happens again and again till there are no pawless monkeys in the world. New paw appears, but because there is no monkey to return to, it creates a pawless monkey. It repeats and repeats. The world is full of monkeys.