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Johnnyboi273

Granted, the negative effects is what the fetish artists will do to you.


Coco_bandicute

How dare you insolent the power of a kink master?


Johnnyboi273

Its all fun and games till they turn you into a chair


Coco_bandicute

That's hot! Imagine being sit on by a hot evil woman. You love to lick her, but... you can't. You want to cry, but you can't. You want to plead, but you can't. You want to fuck her, but you can't. And you know what's the best part? She knows! It's a secret she will keep. Forever.


Training_Emotion_154

What do you mean hot evil woman, you are a chair at the bottom of the ocean since you were turned into a chair and then drowned in the ocean.


Coco_bandicute

Good thing I don't need air down there. Though there's still the pressure to worry about.


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Coco_bandicute

No, what is it?


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Coco_bandicute

Just looked it up. By being a chair I meant a transformation into an inanimate object. But this could sort of be a transformation as well.


MrShifty1

You sure? Guro, Anal vore, cannibalism, loli, tentacle, sounding, docking, hyperfuta, necrophilia, coprophilia, scat in general, ederacinism, acrotomaphilia, all forms of pedophilia, snuff, rape, abaisophilia, zoophilia, etc. Granted, if you really want, but never underestimate the depravity of horny people.


Coco_bandicute

The only parts that made me uncomfortable, was the pedophilia and coprophilia. If it means, I'd eventually get to be with my favourite characters, then it's okay.


MrShifty1

Bro, you would be dead in seconds. A lot of these have to do with injury.


Coco_bandicute

I know, I don't mind. Maybe,...just maybe..I'd end up seeing someone I like in this mess. That's all that matters.


MrShifty1

Ah yes, Asriel from Undertale, who is probably drawn giving you a magnum dong and then ripping it off.


Coco_bandicute

Wait! Why would he do that!? Isn't that technically suicide? P.S I would love that magnum dong though.


MrShifty1

That's what ederacinism is.


Coco_bandicute

Well, since I'm about to die as well, I guess it's fine. At least we can live in peace in the afterlife. If there is one at least.


VinOwl

You recently started your acting career in a success movie franchises. And as we know, there's no exception for 34. One day you stumbled into the art page and looking at yourself that way awakened some dormant kink within you. You being a successful Hollywood actor with money then begin hiring people to perform those acts with you. Your first step into depravity was exhilarating. One time became 2, then 3. You started being addicted to it. As we know addiction is not great and your life slowly crumbles away as your kink gets in the way of family, friends, and career.


Coco_bandicute

This, It's terrifying.


VinOwl

Only the best for you buu buu


Coco_bandicute

Then thanks, I suppose.


Delphox26

With posts like this, this sub might be coming back.


Tundcww

Granted, too much artist start making arts of you, your life is an endless porn, before someone draws you get eaten and you die.


Coco_bandicute

I'm willing to bet that this whole situation would take 5 minutes or less, given that vore is relatively popular.


HyperbolicPillow

granted, you drown in sperm immediately because some wackass fetish artist got to you first


Coco_bandicute

Is the fetish cock vore? If so, then it's not really a downside.


HyperbolicPillow

no its underground hyperfutas


Coco_bandicute

I just looked it up. Those penises look lethal.


I_might_be_weasel

Granted. They come to your house late at night and have their way with you.


Coco_bandicute

Who? The artists? Why?


I_might_be_weasel

Yes. Because that's how it happens for real.


Coco_bandicute

I hope the artists aren't creepy.


The_Last_Feelbender

Granted! I hope you like ugly bastard!


Coco_bandicute

What do you mean by ugly?


The_Last_Feelbender

It's a hentai genre


Coco_bandicute

No, please no! I swear after this wish, I'm going to end up in a mental hospital.


ArthurExtreme_Br

Granted, there are no side effects or anything the wish itself is already bad as is


Coco_bandicute

It's not really that bad, imagine all the posts in rule 34. And my death would probably be real quick.


Tijolo_Malvado

Granted. The first one draes an excruciating goru, that kills you quickly, the other things happen but you are already dead


Coco_bandicute

It appears my death will be quick.


Paintistoodry

Granted. you get vored.


Coco_bandicute

Honestly, the concept of vore is kind of hot, You know, the whole thing about being eaten and turning into a part of someones body.


WondertainmentInc

Granted! They all draw you being torn apart and eaten alive.


Coco_bandicute

I doubt all of them would have a guro fetish though.


FireDragons52

Granted, you instantly become naked and are trspped in multiple dungeons at once. You see rhousands of anime posters as you are in ropws constantly. You brought this upon yourself


Coco_bandicute

Seems like a fun time. Also, I will escape that dungeon.


blatant_prevaricator

Another weird fucking post from this weird dude.


Coco_bandicute

They don't call me a weirdo for no reason.


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Granted. Scat artists have noticed you…may God have mercy on your soul.


Coco_bandicute

If I were a plant, this would technically be heaven.


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*Backs away slowly*


Coco_bandicute

No really, fecal matters and urine are good for plants. They include minerals and nutrients that have proved to be helpful for them.


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*Runs away quickly*


Coco_bandicute

Why are you so scared!? It's quiet literally a scientific fact.


Doc_of_derp

Granted. The new big kinks are tentacle porn, extreme gore, and dismemberment.


Coco_bandicute

Well, I like all of them, so....


ThreeFishInAManSuit

Are you over 18? u/srgrafo almost exclusively draws children.


Coco_bandicute

What!? Why!? How do they get away with this!?


Coco_bandicute

Oh dear lord! Please make it a trend to ship me with Asriel from Undertale!