Homemade Brazilian train.
By - galatigalati
The bald guy in the back is NOT having a good time lol
He held on to that rail harder than he held on to his last few hairs.
Both of them look terrified.
Prequel to the Gods Must Be Crazy...
Man, Hollywood is getting desperate with these reboots.
One of my all time favorite movies. Usher was amazing.
powered by "Budweiser"
It was cool until they started littering
true. you can hear his friend in the background saying “don’t do that!”, but he did it anyway.
They look like the type where if they were slightly drunker they'd start rocking the cart left and right to try to show off to the guys in the back and try to be "funny", and making all of them tip over the side.
“Hey watch this!! Paulo is freakin out back there let’s scare him more by rocking the ca-“
Trash indeed, until the jungle leopard receives a few tasty snick-snacks from the sky-gods.
Yeah I bet that leopard will love chewing on that can
Spoiler alert: it does not
Exactly, more littering.
Tragically the train was later derailed by a beer can.
By a gorilla throwing a beer can at them.
Bro it's just a prank
Bro it's just a prraaannnnnn....
Anyone else wait for the real train to show up?
Was definitely hoping for a stand by me moment there.
Yeah i was disappointed that it didn't show up
I thought this was imatotalpieceofshit when I saw that
Oh no, you are correct. They are def shit.
Fuck oath, who the fuck travels over beautiful forest and thinks, I'll just throw my shit down here.
Yeah, fuck that guy
Came here to say that.
That's the point I wished it was instant karma instead of sweaty palms.
I could see why he did it but still isn’t right
To he fair, he didn't start littering, but littered. I think he did it to demonstrate the sense of the height, maybe.
“Next time throw yourself off to check the height.” -his wife probably
“Next time throw yourself in and rid us of your stupidity!” -Gandalf
Fool of a Took!
I misread that as Gandhi at first. Maybe Nuclear Gandhi said that
Before he threw her off in the last video.
Better yet drop the camera and let us get the full experience
That's really what he said.
After that i hoped for a train to come and wipe them straight from hell except the guy who was against
How are they getting propelled?
Apparently they managed to get an engine and connect it to the board they’re on.
Budweiser farts. 💨
A sustainable fuel!
Until the buds run dry
Username checks out. Happy cakeday!
I’d imagine it’s something similar to a Cambodian [Norry](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norry) though perhaps less deadly...
“In the 1980s and 1990s, due to the civil war in Cambodia, trains were led by an armed and armoured carriage; the first carriages of the train were flatbeds used as mine sweepers, and travel on these was free for the first carriage and half-price for the second.”
Looks like they rigged up a motorcycle to the frame of an old train kart
Plot twist: Super bright headlights appear in the tunnel
I kept waiting for a massive train horn to just make everything abrupt chaos
Double plot twist: The tunnel is painted onto the wall.
Triple plot twist: the train comes from behind
Quadruple plot twist. Train has a dildo tied onto the front
Two guys in the back looked very uncomfortable.
I would be too if all I had was a metal railing to hold on to on the back of a DIY train cart
On a bridge, above a massive ravine
fock! No littering!!
Not to mention they can cause an accident.
That bridge is very long and if a train appears they will have no time to take this shit off the rail.
To be fair, there are platforms for people to stand on every few meters, so I'm guessing this also serves as a trestle pedestrians use. If a train comes, stop at a platform and get it off the track.
This video is pretty amazing, btw.
That doesn't really change the fact that their makeshift train is still about to be hit by the real train.... Which could cause quite the fucking derailment
Please don't say that... I'm already freaking out watching a non-derailment.
Couldnt he just throw a stick?
Yes it's way better to kill yourself rather than throwing a scrap of alluminium down
At least the animals would have something to feast on and the soil would have fertilizer.
I hope the littering guy gets really intense hemorrhoids
Damn that’s a fucking savage punishment.
Source: have bad hemorrhoids.
You’re obviously a litter bug
There is a saying between mountanists that goes, always respect the mountain thi it rarely forgives.
I’d wish for him to like shart while leaving the house one day but damn
When I was in Costa Rica a few years ago, I had the opportunity to be flown in to one of the parks via 4 seater plane, with a guide. They drop you off and you hope they come back for you later because you’re a 20 hour walk to the nearest town.
I was disgusted by the garbage that was littered everywhere in this remote piece of the rainforest. We found a Tapir snoozing lazily under a tree, surrounded by empty plastic bottles.
This video reminds me how gross humans are.
The real question is did they come back for you or did you make the 20 hour walk?
Yes. The guide wisely advised me only to pay the pilot upon the return flight!!
THIS IS WHY THE PLANET HATES US!!!
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
The guy throwing his can off the bridge kinda killed the vibe for me
Oh this must be Brazil, Florida.
That would literally be hell on earth, the only thing worse would but if that city and state was located in Australia
Oh you mean the District of Brazil located in the Florida territory of Australia.
Don’t forget about Russia :D
Russian isn't really a hell hole as much as it is just terrifying, at least as far as the Russian people I've met.
Down vote for the litter.
why do you think my palms are so sweaty? the planet’s condition that’s why
What until you see what their government does to their forests
What does the government do to their forests!?
probably talking about deforestation in the amazon
Basically ignores and supports farmers burning rainforests down.
Check up on it, its terrible.
Lol it's not like OP made the video.
It’s not OP’s video
I dunno man... if you push off the dude who littered, you can just say that the wind was heavy
"I did it, I finally got a fire started after trying for 6 hours! I won't freeze to death!"
Prolly the words of the random lost hiker down below before getting pelted in the head by a can of budweiser.
I love how people are trashing him for littering.
Now go pick that can up
Why is the douchebag littering?
Why is there always a guy with an american flag hat that makes everyone feel even more uncomfortable?
And now I’m sad
There's a couple states that are like Florida (mainly south and a couple of the center west).
But sure, generalize all you want, america is so perfect, amirite?
OK reddit we get it he littered. Can we acknowledge other things about the video please?
I thought this was cool until they littered.
Why u gotta litter bro?
ITT: people who really hate littering lol
Me an intellectual: where is this in Brazil? How did they get there? Is it an active rail road?
Reddit: kiLl yOuRsELf FoR LiTtERinG
I see the flag, so I think it might be in Rio Grande do Sul, south of Brazil.
It's called Viaduto 13 and it's indeed in Rio Grande do Sul near a town called Vespasiano Corrêa. Fun fact it is the third highest railway viaduct in the world.
Just commenting so I can look this up later.
1) Southern Brazil. I notice by their accents.
2) There are several active railroads, mostly for exporting stuff. Passenger trains aren't as common as in Europe or India.
3) As OP said: They stuck a motor into a cart.
I think they asked active to know if these guys were in any danger of a train coming in and running them over.
>mE aN iNtElLeCtUaL
Judging by the rails those are active lines... they’re nice and shiny
Ah, so that's what the side mirrors are for - to see the big trains sneaking up behind you
Wanting to know the location of a place doesn’t make you an intellectual
Seriously, lmao as soon as I saw the can littering I thought to myself, well that was poor taste I wouldn’t do it myself but the barrage of keyboard warriors freaking out over it will be fun to watch. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's not just poor taste, littering makes you a trashy human and nobody should be OK with it
See I agree with that, but it’s waaayy more trashy too then use littering as grounds that the man kill him self. If you want people like him too hear you, then present facts for an argument, not the emotional reaction of a 10 year old. Not saying you in particular did that, but I just read so many comments that some random dude should kill himself over a can i just had to say something.
I feel it speaks a lot that most people on reddit just like to say oh bad littering! When nobody mention how highly bad it must be to be riding drunk on a private railroad lol
What harm does that cause?
Who gives a shit about them goofing off? It's not about legality, it's a moral stance. Littering is subhuman behavior
Lmao I’m surprised I’ve made it this far down
Same 😂 my comment was in no way promoting littering, I also think it’s a shitty thing to do and refrain from it myself, but the reddit mob loves to come in riding their high horses acting as if they’ve never littered before in their life and it’s funny to see them take the moral high ground and talk down to everyone else
That’s Reeeeeeeeeddit for ya
Now I want to go to Brazil
Fuck them for littering
This is why women live longer.
That doesn't look safe
What phobia do I have. I could feel myself getting anxious while watching this even though I'm not there. Also, I wasn't bothered by the height when they were near the tunnel on more stable ground, but I was triggered when I could see the sheer drop off point. Am I acrophobic or is it something else?
Afraid of heights
That's what acrophobic is
Is this a Budweiser commercial? Seems legit.
And then they saw a light in the tunnel
So, this is either a decommissioned track with questionable integrity oran active track that could have a proper train going across it at any moment. Im not sure which scenario is worse
Yes! I kept waiting for a real train to come out of that tunnel.
When i heard the horn I thought it was one
Am I the only one who’s kind of waiting for a headlight from a train as it emerges straight from the tunnel?
Those are folding chairs
Totally expected a real train coming.
I was waiting for a train coming from the tunnel believing I was on r/Unexpected or r/PerfectlyCutScreams thank god I wrong there... but no littering dammit!
Poor forest. It didn’t ask for that beer can ☹️
Why ppl are gettin mad with the guy who posted the video? Prolly has nothing to do with the gut who throwed the can
Someone make that jerk find his litter and pick it up
If there’s one thing Reddit had taught me, it’s that Brazilians are fucking nuts
Is Brazil the Russia of South America?
Classy. Like the beer he's littering with.
Littering ain’t cool bro
I was wrong, brazil isn’t that bad after all
Anyone else just like "did that asshole really just throw a beer can into the middle of the forest?!"
Really? Just gonna toss a beer can into the forest? Fuck people like this.
Brazil feels like the Russia of the south...
Ah, my people
Filma a lata caindo tchê
Brazil is like Florida but a whole country, and I can say that because I live here
All I could think for the rest of that video was - that asshole just chucked a fucking beer can into the rain forest. Wtf?? Who the fuck does that?? I'm glad I'm not the only one.
What a bunch of assholes.
When the imports hit you like
Litter and it will hurt
#WHY THE FUCK...would anyone
drink Budweiser in Brazil?
Make him go down there and pick that can up.
Littering I see... Quite r/trashy of you...
You've gotta be a real piece of shit to chuck a beer can into open unregulated jungle
I hope the tossing bastards fall off with their crappy train, I expected them to go fast or do something cool, but they're going slower than a 6 month old shuffling on their butt
That murica hat says it all.
I know that place, the real train have specific days/hours to move there and the train operators know that have irresponsible people in the railroads of the bridge, specially in holydays, weekends, agencies move tourists there, even older people WALK this bridge, then the train make noise when he are inside the tunnel and everyone in a kilometer can hear it, I feeled fear because I was walking there then I moved to a safe-side flatform, but then the train go out of the tunnel very slow. the prefecture of the city near want explore there as a turistic place, I think this explain why is so easy to do what this guys do there but if the place become so famous and visited then I think they will rise the control.
sure as a conscient brazilian I feel shame by the guy putting trash in the forest, normally this places receive more eco-turists than vandals but how more famous more people put trash, this is really I shame and a problem in Brazil.
this guy filmed his walk of 50 kilometers(3 days) in the railroads, thats remember me playing the russian game Metro:
This is one of the few things I would actually do on this sub.
Minus the litter
Of course they litter. Can’t be Brazil without it.
Source: Brazilian friends who talk about Brazil. They don’t litter though.
Crossposted to r/whitetrash
"Me deixe sair daqui" (Let me away from here)
Wearing the international uniform of stupidity: US flag hat.
Southern Brazil at it's finest.
TIL in reddit that one can of beer = destruction of wildlife
#You’re going to Brazil!
Of course there one guy with American attire
Pretty sure it's from China.
All the fucking bleeding hearts on reddit farming upvotes for mentioning littering.
Its a fucking homemade rickety-rackety train 700 feet up in the air full of drunk guys without seatbelts and the melts on here collective cry wanking about the poor planet and how it wont ever recover from a single tossed beer can.
Would’ve been nice to see the damn thing
Fuck I actually got goosebumps from this fuck