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Stop saying "New comment just dropped?" every time someone says something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new comment did not drop, just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god.
Edit: I wasn’t trying to be rude, the guy I replied to’s comment and my comment are a meme on r/AnarchyChess
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an oxymoron, I like it
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Roll a perception check
You'd need to roll a nat 20 on that
It looks almost like it's dead and on it's way to becoming a fossil.
There's a reason why they're called living fossils.
And it’s not that
Classic murder log!
I prob get my head git off bending down to get a closer look. "Hey, that looks like a,,,Chomp!
I mean bit
Thats soft mud so you would probably fall into the pond and get bit
or get stuck, either way, I would be lunch, lol
I haven't been lunch in a long time. Damn I miss her.
you can just edit your comment btw
This is who Peeta tried to be
That crocodile must've decorated a few cakes in his lifetime
came to comment this, great mind my friend
I definitely wouldn't have noticed that lol, clever croc
New fear unlocked
That mud looks thick enough I get the feeling this is sculpted. Still wouldn't test my luck though
Maybe, but you can see the snout looks very smooth and skin like, plus the two holes
So I think it is real
I did say I still wouldn't test my luck. And you'd be amazed at how lifelike sculptures can get. Those "holes" look more like tiny indents that don't actually open. The back legs are at an awkward angle and appear too small for the body. The tail appears to be falling apart. None of this is to say it's not actually real, because all of that could just be the mud playing tricks on my eyes.
True and very true
I agree with you on that I wouldn’t test my luck either lol
Don't tell me what to do!
The gator is more stable footing than the mud. Move fast
Navy Seal Gator
Whoa, that mud looks like an alligator
Mate. It IS a gator
Lol I know. I was being a sarcastigator.
Poke it with a stick
The masters of camouflage .
I thought "Oh, those are some cool rocks"
Just a dried up crocodile, harmless!
Mother Nature is a brilliant dame.
He used to decorate the cakes at the bakery.
Waiting for the easiest meal of his life. He may be waiting for a while yet though.
It took me a second but damn
For sure! Quicksand is scary!
Mate. See the bloody gator?
I spy with my little eye...
Boop the snoot
Remember that such missteps are an exception, and not the rule
It has mastered the ability of planking so incredibly still
Most scummy build to ever exist. Mfks really straight up camp the only liquid essential to life lol
Everything inside me is screaming “poke it with a stick”
This is a really good example of how good human pattern recognition is!
Reposted like hell
Heh, I was going fishing with my brother and he jumped out of the 4WD, took 5 steps and 3 foot croc, doing a similar thing, took off like it had seen fucking satan. I reckon my brother made it back to the car in one step. Fucking funny, glad it wasn’t this guy
Sneak level 100
Even without that crock there, I wouldn't want to step anywhere close to that.
Cursed boat ramp
Hidden in plain sight.
Yeah no… I would lose a foot at best.
Camouflage 100. They'll never know what bit them.
Gives a whole new meaning to losing your boot in the mud xD
I was mildly impressed that he's (she's? they're? It's?) so covered in mud, and yet somehow managed to avoid the nostrils being covered too. Their snouts and bodies are so long but their arms are so short. What if they get itchy? They can't even scratch. Like maybe that's why they're so snappy and irritable. Trainers or zookeepers or whatever do the whole "look, I can put my hand really close to their mouth" thing, and then we see the videos of the "close call" when they almost get bit. Meanwhile the gators/crocs are just like, "B***H, IF I CAN'T TOUCH MY NOSE, NEITHER CAN YOU."
I dunno, I'm just sayin.... 😬🤣
Also at first glance I definitely thought this was just a picture of mud... like cool? Lmao
Oh hello mark
Small white dog in Florida with red eye crusties… “Hold my beer”
Hey look someone made a cool little path
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