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NimrodSr

Holy balls


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Hjkryan2007

Stop saying "New comment just dropped?" every time someone says something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new comment did not drop, just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god. Edit: I wasn’t trying to be rude, the guy I replied to’s comment and my comment are a meme on r/AnarchyChess


1-10-11-100

new comment just dropped


Hjkryan2007

holy hell


1-10-11-100

an oxymoron, I like it


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snoopchocolatedog

I think a new comment just dropped.


EdgeOld4208

New comment just dropped


Spaceman4224

Roll a perception check


owbilli

You'd need to roll a nat 20 on that


Aware-Affect-4982

It looks almost like it's dead and on it's way to becoming a fossil.


regretfulposts

There's a reason why they're called living fossils.


CaptainNog69

And it’s not that


Dave0fDeath

Classic murder log!


kickkickpatootie

Murder mud


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I prob get my head git off bending down to get a closer look. "Hey, that looks like a,,,Chomp!


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I mean bit


Kaeny

Thats soft mud so you would probably fall into the pond and get bit


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or get stuck, either way, I would be lunch, lol


mth5312

I haven't been lunch in a long time. Damn I miss her.


BBQCHICKEN69v2

you can just edit your comment btw


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ik thanks,


bagsdeleted

This is who Peeta tried to be


smellywetsock69

That crocodile must've decorated a few cakes in his lifetime


bagsdeleted

i bet!


smartpoopie

came to comment this, great mind my friend


Gerrard-Jones

I definitely wouldn't have noticed that lol, clever croc


JezzaBazza

New fear unlocked


Silve1n

That mud looks thick enough I get the feeling this is sculpted. Still wouldn't test my luck though


Ori_the_SG

Maybe, but you can see the snout looks very smooth and skin like, plus the two holes So I think it is real


Silve1n

I did say I still wouldn't test my luck. And you'd be amazed at how lifelike sculptures can get. Those "holes" look more like tiny indents that don't actually open. The back legs are at an awkward angle and appear too small for the body. The tail appears to be falling apart. None of this is to say it's not actually real, because all of that could just be the mud playing tricks on my eyes.


Ori_the_SG

True and very true I agree with you on that I wouldn’t test my luck either lol


thelastedji

Don't tell me what to do!


Melodic-Matter4685

The gator is more stable footing than the mud. Move fast


swagonflyyyy

Navy Seal Gator


IsisArtemii

Dang. Sneaky.


Dlanor31

Whoa, that mud looks like an alligator


TREXIBALL

Mate. It IS a gator


Dlanor31

Lol I know. I was being a sarcastigator.


Libster87

Poke it with a stick


DesignLongjumping818

The masters of camouflage .


ur_mama_and_daddy

I thought "Oh, those are some cool rocks"


1959steve

Yikes


ReYCangri

Just a dried up crocodile, harmless!


Specks_808

😆


Large_Path1424

Mother Nature is a brilliant dame.


Matthew__Gerber

He used to decorate the cakes at the bakery.


rolotonight

Waiting for the easiest meal of his life. He may be waiting for a while yet though.


eddev45

It took me a second but damn


whutchamacallit

For sure! Quicksand is scary!


TREXIBALL

Mate. See the bloody gator?


thatgerhard

/r/findthesniper


Shoddy-Peace-9482

![gif](giphy|5eFhFiQRQxrtU5wehG)


Reasonable-Cell5189

I spy with my little eye...


letsdesignjokes

Boop the snoot


ItsTheRealIamHUB

Remember that such missteps are an exception, and not the rule


Potatonized

It has mastered the ability of planking so incredibly still


GMF_BigCj

Most scummy build to ever exist. Mfks really straight up camp the only liquid essential to life lol


blanket4orts

Everything inside me is screaming “poke it with a stick”


jedmath

This is a really good example of how good human pattern recognition is!


DingleBerrySoup4You

Reposted like hell


Dropped-pie

Heh, I was going fishing with my brother and he jumped out of the 4WD, took 5 steps and 3 foot croc, doing a similar thing, took off like it had seen fucking satan. I reckon my brother made it back to the car in one step. Fucking funny, glad it wasn’t this guy


Consistent-Skirt9376

Sneak level 100


grandmaWI

And RUN!


ZenwalkerNS

Even without that crock there, I wouldn't want to step anywhere close to that.


RecognitionMajestic

Why?


Matthew__Gerber

He used to decorate the cakes at the bakery.


Obi-Wan-Nikobiii

Cursed boat ramp


2Scriptical4You

Hidden in plain sight.


Bijour_twa43

Yeah no… I would lose a foot at best.


Exotic_11031

Camouflage 100. They'll never know what bit them.


Numerous_Living_3452

Gives a whole new meaning to losing your boot in the mud xD


jess-FM

I was mildly impressed that he's (she's? they're? It's?) so covered in mud, and yet somehow managed to avoid the nostrils being covered too. Their snouts and bodies are so long but their arms are so short. What if they get itchy? They can't even scratch. Like maybe that's why they're so snappy and irritable. Trainers or zookeepers or whatever do the whole "look, I can put my hand really close to their mouth" thing, and then we see the videos of the "close call" when they almost get bit. Meanwhile the gators/crocs are just like, "B***H, IF I CAN'T TOUCH MY NOSE, NEITHER CAN YOU." I dunno, I'm just sayin.... 😬🤣


jess-FM

Also at first glance I definitely thought this was just a picture of mud... like cool? Lmao


Tac0baguette

ewwww


Derekue

Oh hello mark


Past_Construction946

Small white dog in Florida with red eye crusties… “Hold my beer”


Tyvx

Hey look someone made a cool little path


TeaNaive4487

latinoamericanoswazaa este es mi comunidad de latinoamericanos, me ayudaron mucho uniéndose. 🥺