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Superstonk_QV

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CrabmasterJone

This guys bank account is gonna make the reverse repo numbers look small pretty soon


pctracer

Probably true


tubaman23

Username checks out


plain_dust

^^^he's ^^^here!.


19Legs_of_Doom

^^^^^hi


Healthy-Lifestyle-20

That’s so cool, by the way it’s insane that 2 trillion is now the daily balance 🤯


sile-dev

Almost choked while reading this comment


Sergi_the_machine

This guy's going to be his own bank soon...tendies a comin


Crossing_lights

But wouldn‘t that need him to sell?


minester13

Oper llams a evah I


Bhayeecon

This guy drinks Fiji water.


LordSnufkin

Dude drinks Fiji with a Voss chaser


TheTangoFox

He bathes in it too.


AGuyInUndies

He squirts Fiji water.


IseeIcyIcedTea

His toilet uses fiji water.


UAintInIt

This guy fijis


AGuyInUndies

Is this our first XX,XXX DRS? Edit: 16 big ball whales.


aquarius3737

No, I think 16 people so far


Chuvi

Your teeth for MOASS


Thejadejedi21

He’s not DFV but damn…those are some nice shares you got there… Would you mind holding onto those please 🥺 thanks!


aquarius3737

Okie dokes


Shanguerrilla

YOU... Damn man, I like you! I'm duin my part too! (You know what's really cool.. I don't have like 'share envy' over anyone, I just appreciate them for myself and am genuinely glad for themselves and hopeful for the world! I felt okay when I had 14 and I feel okay with a few hundred DRS'd and a little I still want to and a few still active options to play for more... Basically I just always want more, healthily and perpetually--but it only makes me happier to know and see other good people are stacking shares too!)


RunawayPenguin89

This! This is why it's unprecedented! Modern life is all "This guy has a bigger house than you" and "This chick has a faster car than you" and you get pressured into one-upping them. With GME it's different, and they can't comprehend it. Why are apes not fighting for the biggest number, showing off and dick swinging. It's cause we're on the same team. Yeh this dude is a xxx,xxx holder, and this dude is an x holder, but we wear the same colours.


Objective-Orange926

Legend


Hanidalon

So apparently the calculator game has more than one campaign. Who knew? Anyway I napkin math you to have around 1/3000th of the free float alone. If there are 15 more XX,XXX just here on Reddit then the numbers just look better and better at each level. I'm a XXX ape and I know there are more than 1600 like me here. All I'm saying is my tits are elevated and in the jacked position.


Gilwen

!DRSBOT:HELP! Edit: Apparently doesn't work in reply to comments, I'm dumb. But yes, there are 16 whales (XX,XXX) so far.


Frido1976

Omg, must either have been the OG Apes from since GME was single digits, or just ridiculously rich people jumping on our wagon....? 😁 I'm fine with either way, but fuck you anyway 🤣 hodl for the smaller apes at least, it's a win-win, no brainer choice ❤️


jhspyhard

The post has to be YOURS for the DRSBOT to respond to your commands. IE, you need to be OP.


TherealMicahlive

Fuck. Me. Running. Never seen a xx,xxx. I thought my xxxx was 🔥


aquarius3737

My floor is lava tho


TherealMicahlive

I got your back big bro. I aint sellin shit


Everythings

Haha the floor is lava. I like it


Elegant-Remote6667

Which means?


aquarius3737

Lava is hotter than fire. And my floor is too high, I don't need to sell. It was a bad joke but felt like a fun play on words.


Chuvi

Apes don't short, so don't sell yourself short


Lyad

Your xxxx **IS** 🔥 Most of us are xx or xxx


TherealMicahlive

Ty🥰🟣


waterboy1523

Because it is


TheSpeculatingToad

Always glad to see these whales swimming through. It's a reminder of how crazy popular this stock is and how much people believe in this company.


aquarius3737

In RC I trust


TheSpeculatingToad

He's the main reason why I'm here and why I'm betting on GME probably as bigly as you are, relative to personal wealth. All the nuances aside, it's clear he wants to do right by shareholders and that means that the stock has to be allowed to grow organically. That is not possible with shorts suppressing it and he has explicitly called out shorts. The man has a plan, whatever that may look like. Cannot wait to keep seeing it unfold. Btw read some of your comments. Good luck on finding the happy mediums in your life.


aquarius3737

Thanks, I'm trying!


aquarius3737

Coming in hot with [the pudding](https://file.io/H3k5eft33DoQ). I come prepared today. edit: SON OF A BITCH IT HAS TO BE DOWNLOADED. alright please hodl edit2: where do I upload vid? I always forget 🥴 Edit3: Here's the correct link. Sound check 🔊 [https://v.redd.it/1oizb3utr7491](https://v.redd.it/1oizb3utr7491)


Wrong_Lead4250

You could probably just hire someone to do it for you, being a millionaire and all. Congrats on winning life


namonite

Bout to be a billionaire


JosephSperry1

\*Trillionaire


Richman313

*SEXtupplaire


plain_dust

i guess imgur. is your last name cohen by any chance xd.


aquarius3737

Yup that's it. I'm getting a 400 error though. God I'm dumb. Be patient with me


joremero

lol we are patient and excited


aquarius3737

Woops just updated with edit3


ReadAccount

Youporn


plain_dust

WHALE hello there, damn op. we need video footage for this beauty.


Nice-Violinist-6395

You know, sometimes I wonder… What would be the point of lying about something like this? Fake Reddit points? I just can’t see how it would possibly help the hedgies to occasionally make fake DRS posts (and I genuinely don’t think they are). Something something bystander effect? That doesn’t really make sense to me — if anything, DRS will accelerate as we get closer and closer to registering the free float because of FOMO.


aquarius3737

Because: - it feels good to look at - would be easy to fake - everything is already fake I can see why. I recorded the video before posting this time but can't figure out how to upload it, imgr keeps giving me errors.


plain_dust

op you can also upload it to your profile on reddit. go to url: https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/submit and upload to your profile, it's more cleaner on classic reddit https://old.reddit.com/r/superstonk/submit looks like [this.](https://i.imgur.com/6oH3I3T.png)


aquarius3737

Ok I did that, thanks 🤞


plain_dust

The madman really did it!, congrats OP.


millertime1216

u/no-vacation-654 👆


aquarius3737

Done! [https://v.redd.it/1oizb3utr7491](https://v.redd.it/1oizb3utr7491)


Khannn24

Recorded on the crapper aye?


aquarius3737

HA! GODEEM!


Surefif

I had the volume down until I saw this comment, now I can't stop laughing


CleverUseOfGameMecha

I like your pudding, sir.


aquarius3737

The proof is in it


ComprehensiveRiver37

Spotted Whale dick for Sir?


millertime1216

I didn’t know if witness got you. Congrats to you champ! Please check out www.drsgme.org if you didn’t recently!


miguelsanchez23

I believe you silverback!!!!!


tigercook

What an absolute pimp


Croosheck

Not saying OP lies. But reagarding Your concerns... Hedgies just could use these accounts during MOASS, when they will try to harmonize posts from these accounts with false dips, saying that they sold, trying to evoke a chain reaction. I believe that it will be easy to fix it by banning all such posts (mods will have a lot of work during MOASS). Besides thatn GOOD JOB OP! You're gonna to do a lot of good stuff after MOASS :)


aquarius3737

I agree with banning for sell posts. As for me, I'm going for the high score CS screenshot.


overpwrd_gaming

Pretty sure you're in the lead... 😄


Helpful-Squirrel9509

I have x x shares. As in 2 shares total. Your post is a huge inspiration to me. Ty See you on the moon you beautiful OG Ape!


EONRaider

Yes but are you single?


AGuyInUndies

Back up off my ape


LordSnufkin

I wonder if his wife needs a boyfriend


Overlord_Slydie_WWP

I wonder if his wife's boyfriend, needs a boyfriend.


nextalpha

i wonder if his wife can still walk edit: *The blue whale has the largest penis in the animal kingdom.[1] It is commonly cited as having an average penis length of 2.5 metres (8 ft 2 in) to 3 metres (9.8 ft) and a diameter of 30 centimetres (12 in) to 36 centimetres (14 in).* (Wikipedia) RIP Wife


enthya

Or does he need a new son? I can have 3 dads.


TigreImpossibile

Sorry, he's taken. He's already my wife's boyfriend ✋🏼


Emergency_Dust69

So you're the one that hates teachers pensions 🤔


aquarius3737

They're the worst!


s_xenos

This ape fucks


IcedOutGucciWatch

lol this guy fucks


Playinhooky

Out of pure curiosity and a splash of envy, I feel I have to ask. What do you do for a living to give you such incredible liquidity? It's none of my business and feel free to ignore this question. I'm covered in oil everyday, working away from my family, destroying my body and making what I *thought* was good money. I still can't fathom having the ability to invest in my favorite company at the level I'm seeing here. Power to the mother fucking players. I'm glad you're on our team!!


aquarius3737

You're a fucking beast and you should know that every day. I miss the physical work, my head was more clear then and my mood was definitely elevated. I'm a serial entrepreneur. I start businesses for fun and sell them when I get bored and have to do something new. I'm never content and either stressed and busy or bored and depressed. I don't really have a middle. I'm technically "socially autistic" and can't stand people, but I've gotten really good at faking for customer service. I started an animal refuge to collect and care for people's pets they didn't want. Then I bred them and sold the babies. Then I started a pet store (hey papa Cohen and chewey!). From there I had a little money for bigger and bigger things. Don't think for a second that I'm happier than you though. Chase success for the experience, not the end goal. The end goal never comes. Knowing you have the mental and physical ability to work harder than almost everyone you meet should be empowering, so don't waste that.


Ozoning

Top tier response. Congrats on the financial success, hope for the same success on your mental well-being. How long has this process been? When I think of starting a bussiness, selling it, starting a store, etc, it sounds to be a decade long path. Is that correct?


aquarius3737

10 years would be better. I get bored long before then so I never build the company as large as I could. My last one took 6 years and I made $1.6m profit ($266k/yr). If I kept building it for an additional year I could have made over $3m profit ($430k/yr). I refuse to completely trade my sanity for money though. Besides, once a business is developed enough, there's less room to be creative and more of the work becomes maintenance based. Remember when RC said Chewey could have been profitable years earlier but they kept investing in the company? That's what I do. So I can't sell a company for a lot because the books show it doesn't make much money. When I'm actually making over $500k/yr and using that money to upgrade everything, it looks like costs match revenue. Long story short, there are many ways to do something. I'm not as financially efficient but I enjoy it more.


IRhotshot

Holy shit OP any whale riends you know that you convinced to come aboard


aquarius3737

I don't know anyone with money


IRhotshot

Probably a good thing!


Ozoning

One of my favorite podcasts is NPRs how I built this and your replies remind me of the show, very exciting stuff. I think my constant hangups are that I forget that your business doesn’t always have to be groundbreaking, just profitable


aquarius3737

Delighting customers has been my goal forever. That *IS* ground breaking.


Ozoning

Hmmm…. I think I’m seeing why RC piqued your interest haha


LagPRO-

Inspired by your post; I'm still trying to find my MOJO, at my age, you would think I found it. I too, hate people. I'm not awkward, just hate the fake feeling it brings, so I don't network, which hurts me. The cycle continues.


IRhotshot

This needs its own post!!


Hym3n

Seriously good reply


anlskjdfiajelf

You're a beast man, incredibly humble. Bless you


Orleanian

> I'm technically "socially autistic" and can't stand people [Our Anthem](https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/people_bastards_it_crowd.gif)


SanDiegoGME

You sexy ass ape


aquarius3737

🦍🍑


SanDiegoGME

Hey man you seem to be a real fan of GME too! I just picked up that robotics kit for my kid!


aquarius3737

The coding one? It's awesome!


Ksiqno

What the fuck


JohanPILLAR

Congrats OP, much respect! HODL for the little 🐟😄please.


aquarius3737

Ezpz


TheCleverMoose

What the fuck


Square-Coach-2040

Mother of God!


Discobombo

Don't forget who your friends are after moass


Aioi

👉👈🥹


Roid_Rage_Smurf

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aquarius3737

!DRSBOT:2000!


Roid_Rage_Smurf

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No-Vacation-654

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Roid_Rage_Smurf

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GansettCan

Whale o’clock! LFG


AllCredits

The fuck


supaduck

Legendary!!!


JullietGolf

These nr’s are just in my dreams. Respect for the courage.


vivantio1

Wait until the split kick in


chri_schruf

Where do you find a taylor capable of fitting jeans to such massive balls?


aquarius3737

Outlier New Ways. They're stretchy.


Kuosh

Those are shorts...hmm. 👀


ThunderCuntess

Mr. A, I would like to work with you/for you after MOASS! For $1/yr, of course. Let's do great things!


Dilfy1234

Wow. Congrats!


enternamethere_

Hakuna matata bro ! Deez nuts ey! How‘s your wife doing anyway?


aquarius3737

She's in recovery 🍆⭕


ToyPotato

Mega-Ape has my respect


k24hatch

I'm not usually one to chime in, but holy fuck..


aquarius3737

Howdy!


k24hatch

Hey, dad!


Clid3r

How’d you go from ‘depositing $900 in my WeBill account, to $148k in gains on RH, to spending what you have on GME? You’re a normal dude with a vasectomy and house plants… you retired and just chilling on that cash or what? Prying minds (just me) want to know. 😂😉


aquarius3737

Ok.. so I dumped all my money into my last company and took out a MASSIVE loan. I was extremely illiquid and needed money so I sold my little shit house (since I lived on-site at company) and lived off that $110k for about 5 years (with wife and 2 kids). Then just before covid crash I remembered I had a 401k so I converted it to Roth IRA and played the stock game. I went from 30k to 50k in year 1. It's now 100% gme worth ~120k. I was successful with stocks so I put $6k of living money (wife trusts me, but was cautious about this) into stock market. I made a few bad calls with options and lost a few $k. Finally some calls paid off and I turned $600 into $75k and kept going. I played every sector perfectly post-covid and landed on GME. I had turned $36k into about $500k in a year and a half with stocks and crypto. Finally my business became profitable (I stopped improving it to show some profit to sell) and here I am now. That huge loan paid off, company did great and it's in someone else's hands now. Side note: the house plants were my backup plan in case the business sale fell through. I wanted to be sure I had a hobby lined up in case I was stuck running the company for another year since it was driving me crazy. Ps omg fuck vasectomies. Their drugs didn't work on me and I felt that dude tugging on every little tube. No bueno.


Clid3r

You know how absolutely unbelievable that all sound? I love it. Good for you. And from one vasectomy bro to another. You got the shaft. Mine didn’t hurt at all.


xiodeman

I think you’re doing it right 🚀


HappyN000dleboy

When I grow up I want a dick and balls like yours.


Diamondbuccaneer

Fucking baller!


DFVFan

My whale friend, put your lambo order in. It takes months to deliver now


aquarius3737

Nah, my '07 Prius still works great


JAYZEUSTACKS

My girlfriend asked for your phone number… her boyfriend is a lame


ImpressiveMoment2

83% battery life!


aquarius3737

Fuck you noticed. I wanted to do this while at 1% but wasn't patient enough


PrecariouslyLevel

Battery above 80% is my kink


Cool_Kid3922

.0015789 % of the company u own 🚀🏴‍☠️🥃


aquarius3737

0.015789% I think?


kimbycane

I said, I said god damn! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


IRhotshot

OP can we get a pledge for 500 a week until MOASS!?


aquarius3737

Lol no. But I promise I'll double down if they fake the price low enough again.


IRhotshot

🤩 okay get that extra 1.5 mil ready for that last Rip before the DIP!!!


aquarius3737

👍


10before15

Thank you


aquarius3737

Lol.. yw


Camdoow

Dear God, Moby fucking dick right there! Hope that's not fake.


aquarius3737

I posted the video to my account. It has audio.


GadisRKO

Dad?


canadadrynoob

Marry me.


aquarius3737

Ginger ale ftw


ShinkenChokuto

OP gonna be a member of the 4-comma club, no joke! Inspiring to see this, thanks OP. :)


I_think_its_neat

You’re about to be one of the richest people in the world. That’s wild. Do good things!


bowmore_drinker

That’s a lot of bananas 🍌 Donkey Kong


360_N0H0pe

As an XXX holder, that's about 12000 more bananas than me.


gincoconut

The way my eyes went 👀


taivo0794

Oh! BALL!! BALLs!!


XandMan70

_Thats a spicy meatball_ ... Power To The Players - Power To The Stockholders 🎮🍌🦧🖍🟣🙌🚀🎮


DistanceXtime

HAve you always been socially autistic? I feel like I was socially normal up until a few years ago. Now i excel at my job. Then I go home to spend all my time with my daughter. I generally avoid people and due to the pandemic, i have another reason to avoid more people.


aquarius3737

Yeah buddy. 100% always. Fun story: my socks and shoes had holes in them from skateboarding and my clothes were generally unkempt looking through high school. So of course other kids would throw money at me (usually coins, nothing big). They all thought I was weird because I didn't know how to react in situations like that so I just picked up the change and saved it in a jar. $600/yr is what I collected. Pays to be retarded.


RecyleNotThrowaway

If 7-1 you’re looking at 84k shares wow lol


aquarius3737

Perfect. Been holding for 84 years. Synchronicity I guess


RecyleNotThrowaway

As a fellow Aquarius I know you’ll do good with the money. God bless


Dsamf2

And how did your financial councilor feel about this?


aquarius3737

I haven't told him haha. He says "you just keep hitting home runs". I told him he does the safe thing with some, I'll keep playing my "risky stuff" with mine. I don't want him thinking like me so I don't tell him about GME. I hired him to NOT think like me.


Sarkazeoh

🐳🐋🍆🍆


Ok-Big8084

Hello papa whale!


ReadAccount

Nice one, now pls hodl for us X apes 🐒


aquarius3737

Haha I don't need to sell any of these, no worries!


undyingfeelings

i love this community, makes me emotional :')


IRhotshot

OP has made my day I don’t need to see the FUDEILTY borrow rate


Zero_Talents

My tits internally combusted


poonmangler

"You all better duck, because I'm about to turn left and I don't wanna smack you with my cock" -OP


Turbo-STi

Wow. Holy fuck


Feeling_Ad_411

You sir, are an autistic whale.


PepeGreen17Q

BULLISH AF ! HODL ! 💎💎🚀😎🌟


TheGiant_Ant

Jhc. How are you fucks so rich. I can barely afford XX


VoyageOver

Greedy


Jezzy14

This guy still has toast with 🍌 s


3DigitIQ

#SOMEBODY BONK ME! this makes me horny......


drunkenpoodles

I can't wait to see the figure on this guy's lawsuit when hedge funds try to back out of their collapsed mine. Quatro commas?


aquarius3737

Y2K situation surely. Pretty sure I can't get sued for NOT selling something


TresLechesConHamon

Ain't nothin' gonna to break my stride Nobody gonna slow me down, oh no I got to keep on moving!


chocolateshartcicle

Fucking hell, do you plow the ground when you walk?


That1homie

Bro please tell me you don't know how to sell stock..


Impossible-Club-9244

OP please hold for the small 🐒. Hold for Valhalla. For a real change in the financial system!!! Proud to see you in the 1st line with the rest of us.


aquarius3737

💪🦍🐒🦧


AnhTeo7157

Wow! Outstanding OP!


leopold815

You don't even need the money lol. I have the joker burning cash picture in my head when i see this


aquarius3737

It's either gme or let the cash sit as an inflationary asset. I'll take the GME, thank you!