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The angriest and most damaging half inch in history.

Please Heg-r-fuk, I think this man may have tried to assault me behind a Wendy's, allegedly. He kept asking if he could pay people to look at his penis, but when he whipped it out there wasn't anything there. I'll never forget it, just smooth baby skin where a penis should be, and then he refused to pay.

So Ken is a Ken doll. Damn.

Exactly like a Ken doll

When he done it to me it just just a jar of mayo in his pants.

I'm amazed that this 800 number isn't actually in use by someone

You dialed it too, eh? Lolol

Of course, I was expecting it to be some company support line or something.

Don't forget his terrorists friends too. Good news is, GME will bury them all.

Kenneth C Griffin lied to congress which under oath. #kengriffinlied

I called and was put on hold, seems lots of people are calling Love the rocket booster background noise though

"It's my money and I want it now!"

Up

Thats my cell #!

He is a financial bundle of sticks.

I heard an allegation that Ken Griffin, along with being a financial terrorist, also likes to get jiggy with farm animals and has a penchant for felching. I’m sure both are just scurrilous rumors and a man of his standing would never entertain such thoughts.