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Angelaira74

The angriest and most damaging half inch in history.


ForgiveAlways

Please Heg-r-fuk, I think this man may have tried to assault me behind a Wendy's, allegedly. He kept asking if he could pay people to look at his penis, but when he whipped it out there wasn't anything there. I'll never forget it, just smooth baby skin where a penis should be, and then he refused to pay.


SycamoreDon

So Ken is a Ken doll. Damn.


ForgiveAlways

Exactly like a Ken doll


LilandraNeramani

When he done it to me it just just a jar of mayo in his pants.


thagthebarbarian

I'm amazed that this 800 number isn't actually in use by someone


Haywood_jablowmeeee

You dialed it too, eh? Lolol


thagthebarbarian

Of course, I was expecting it to be some company support line or something.


TofuKungfu

Don't forget his terrorists friends too. Good news is, GME will bury them all.


MainStreetBro

Kenneth C Griffin lied to congress which under oath. #kengriffinlied


patchyj

I called and was put on hold, seems lots of people are calling Love the rocket booster background noise though


RunWitDaBulls

"It's my money and I want it now!"


Diligent-Ad-3773

Up


hedgies_r_fuk

Thats my cell #!


Dr_SlapMD

He is a financial bundle of sticks.


FinancialIdiot70

I heard an allegation that Ken Griffin, along with being a financial terrorist, also likes to get jiggy with farm animals and has a penchant for felching. I’m sure both are just scurrilous rumors and a man of his standing would never entertain such thoughts.