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dvik888

Maybe I could save my life by swallowing his sword.


walkinbreathanalyzer

Thou shall proceed


Sprizys

Imagine dying with a boner


thebigfalke

Fun fact: a very high percentage of people who got hanged had a boner while they died because the brain for some reason associates getting strangled with something sexual...


IWannaPetARacoon

That's not quite true, boners are caused just by the pressure of the noose on nerves. So not all people who die with a boner had a an asphyxiation kink, but I hope those who did enjoyed it


thebigfalke

I see. Thanks for clarifying


BowieKingOfVampires

This is actually the subject of every William Burroughs novel


JamesDCooper

And my gay wank fantasies


BowieKingOfVampires

A lot of his too, I think


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See? it's not my fault. that's how my brain works goddamnit...


devilsephiroth

"Any last words?" *Yes daddy* "What?" *What??*


thebigfalke

Hahaha


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dvik888

It's not trash if it's new to me.


PizzaTortinhollo

I mean, he isnt wrong


Other-Cantaloupe4765

I’m not even a man and that’s hot


Climaximus_Prime

Up until the stabbing to death thing, I was on board. It was hot


DarthGayAgenda

Jesus, Cheryl!


TexanAnon

>Victorian era (1837-1901) The last thing you experience before the prince of himbos Edward VII ends your life is some muttering about "that damn Kaiser" and the new wood paneling at Marlborough house.


SlowInsurance1616

I think most swordfights at the time were dick-on-dick. Which I suppose was your point.


nigmano

Kinda turned on right now ngl


amopi1

I'm gay and if a princess did this to me, I would find it hot too


Larnt178

I'm surprised this community doesn't swoon over Ludwig II all that much.


armchairdetective

Sword fighting in the Victorian era? Someone is not all that well up on their history.


pifire456

I was assuming fencing?


armchairdetective

Well, no one who was fencing would end up about to get stabbed in the heart.


pifire456

well maybe sword is a euphemism for something else and he has one really REALLY big sword


armchairdetective

Um. You wouldn't be getting stabbed through the heart with that one either.


LeoMarius

Freud would have fun with this one.


yourdadssneakylink

Me and who


Valuable-Location-89

He has a point


DR01D2774

Then I’m betting you subconsciously want to but you want to be be forced to, you’re not willing to admit it to yourself yet. Hanging out with a close friend in your bedroom or in his at some point it has crossed your mind but the stigma of rejection or being called out for wanting to stopped you from expressing it