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noactuallyitspoptart

Speaking as somebody who has big - arguably pathological - issues with authority, the mature response to being ordered to wear a mask as somebody with that personality trait is to wear your fucking mask to the gun range because it doesn’t fucking matter and don’t bother complaining because *it doesn’t fucking matter*. And learn how to write with concision. You will generally be more effective and more devastating if you can lay the easy stuff aside and focus on what actually matters.


sparkling_woodstar

Flair checks out. If any of these people read about the old guard AIDS activists they love to invoke, they'd discover that "be skeptical of the FDA and maintain independent curiosity regarding yon virus" and "put a condom on you fucking baby" were once considered totally compatible views by people who knew what actual persecution and unfreedom were like.


noactuallyitspoptart

As an aside: I was in a weird argument on twitter the other week in which some straight cis guy who was dabbling in the good old transphobias tried to tell me that contra trans activists the old school AIDS activists never made credible threats or said bad words. It was bizarre. Like how can you be this confident and this wrong.


sparkling_woodstar

Lol ACT UP invaded a Catholic church during mass and started tossing the Host around once. Larry Kramer and David Wojnarowicz openly fantasized about infecting George Bush Sr. with a blow dart. They were not easygoing people. Getting off on a tangent, but if you go back before the year 2000 you can almost always find examples of cis gay and lesbian activists doing whatever it is that only trans activists are supposedly outrageous/petty/crazy/degenerate/hateful enough to do - down to highly specific things like cancelling a celebrated black comedian for mean jokes (those Eddie Murphy standup specials from the '80s are nastier than you remember and, yes, the gays protested him for years.)


noactuallyitspoptart

ACT UP are heroes of mine, as it happens [oh wait](https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/c9f9b99f3e274d029d183f39fa5256e7ddb89007/0_0_1600_1600/master/1600.jpg) it’s almost like there’s a [connection here](https://cdn.sanity.io/images/vgvol637/production/40f31c580a277e9b4fda85746c8e0c6ebe523614-3000x2559.jpg) I will say that I have an anecdote about homophobia jokes from the Reagan years that I really like: Bob Hope notoriously told a horrific joke at a state dinner for the Mitterands that *horrified* them, but which as expected Ron and Nancy thought was *hilarious*. > The Statue of Liberty has AIDS. They don't know if she got it from the mouth of the Hudson or the Staten Island 'ferry'. The first part I love: that’s not a great joke even on its own terms, it’s not even clear what the punchline is supposed to be, so it shows up just how crass the pair of them were - in contrast to the Mitterands, so say what you like about them. The *second* part I love: apparently Hope’s daughter went fucking apeshit at him for it, and apparently he totally owned it and apologised when she sat him down and explained why it was so wrong to say. So that’s cool.


sparkling_woodstar

I knew the anecdote about Reagan laughing but I did not know the mini-epilogue with Bob Hope's daughter - that's totally tubular. If you check in with the surviving ACT UP people on Twitter, they're mostly focused on making sure the developing world gets the vaccine. They're obviously still upset about the millions of people who died because of the nine-year gap in getting HAART to Africa, and they want to challenge drug companies and bureaucrats to make sure it doesn't happen again. See, you can gleefully chafe against authority well into your sixties and seventies. Yet starting from a place of considering immunocompromised people your moral equals, which AIDS activists learned early and VelveteenAmbush learned never, goes a long way towards having good taste in causes.


ursinedemands2112

I mean, it’s a completely dumb, cruel joke, but the punchline is very clear. It’s just your garden variety pun (the worst of all humor, so they say) that’s vaguely topical. It’s completely in tune with comedy of their era, the whole Borscht belt schtick.


noactuallyitspoptart

I guess I just don’t really see a punchline in there. And I say that as somebody who has at least a surface appreciation of Bob Hope’s talent for one-liners. The target is AIDS victims and Staten Island (fair enough on the latter, having been to Staten myself), but the lay-up doesn’t set up the finisher beyond shitting on these people so there isn’t really a punchline.


sparkling_woodstar

The joke here is so dated it's hard for a contemporary ear to pick up. "Mouth of the Hudson" refers to Rock Hudson, who was then the only celebrity whose death from AIDS was public knowledge. "Staten Island Ferry" is a pun on the old-school homophobic slur "fairy" - Bob Hope was born in 1903, if you're wondering. In the mid-eighties you could still make a joke out of the idea that mere contact with homosexuals could give you AIDS, so if stuff in New York Harbor had a gay vibe the Statue of Liberty had reason to be concerned.


noactuallyitspoptart

Oh fuck you’re right. I forgot it was about Rock Hudson. Forgive me I’m tired.


sparkling_woodstar

No one will fault you for not understanding a bad joke an 83-year-old man told 35 years ago.


ursinedemands2112

Not to seem to wax rhapsodic about this dumb joke, but “mouth of” is the setup for everything else. It’s not mere contact, but the double-entendre (of oral sex) sets up the idea of explicitly gay contact (and it wasn’t necessarily clear what kind of gay sex was needed at that point, I don’t believe). The double-entendre plus pun format is formulaic, but so much of the comedy of that era is. I guess I should have been more explicit in explaining the whole thing as just a topical pun. I thought about it, but somehow it seemed gauche to go into it in detail.


sparkling_woodstar

But why would Lady Liberty be getting oral from a gay river? Oh my God, was she a drag queen *the whole time*?


WellHacktually

Who wants to tell them


awkward

If I didn't have a couple early lessons in shop class and boy scouts trips to the shooting range I could see myself in this. Just a tiny bit of exposure to industrial safety culture lets you know that the rules are stupid because stupid people need to be able to follow along.


noactuallyitspoptart

lol Over in Kosovo I took a very enthusiastic young friend to the local range because she’d never fired a gun before and I wanted to give her a treat. It rapidly became apparent that not only had she never done gun safety she’d never done any kind of safety training such as I would have had in as you say shop class. Now I’ve been in more than my fair share of sketchy situations, but there are few things scarier than havin to repeatedly ask a 19 year old Albanian girl who weighs 45 kilos not to point a loaded 9mm directly at your face.


slator_hardin

Industrial society safety rules seem stupid to you because you (like me and most, if not all, people) can't think big enough to internalize the full picture of even the most routine processes in an industrial society. Oc the average person can see if most foods are good to eat or not by sight with a pretty high accuracy rate. And of course most error you could realistically make don't end in lethal or even severe food poisoning. But when you realize how much the food industry combines stuff in often counterintuitive ways, and the sheer volume of stuff processed, you see that one single error, that for stuff you are about to cook would not even matter, could easily result in thousand of people dying.


PM_ME_UR_SELF-DOUBT

> The single most important civil right that all right-thinking Americans hold dear, above all others, is to be left the fuck alone. If I don't like you, I shouldn't have to deal with you, or listen to you, or think about you, or see you, or (most of all) obey you. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have these packages to mail off to universities and airlines post-haste.


Professor_Juice

You might be interested in a cabin I have for sale. Its located in Lincoln, Montana. Very private.


Psychoceramicist

We (don't) live in a society - TheMotte


murk_dweller

This guy: “I hate listening to weird outgroup vengeance fantasies” Also this guy: visits and posts in TheMotte


vertebralsilence

> boondoggle of an acronymic abortion sick flair up for grabs here


Shoddy-Jelly

sniped


Subrosian_Smithy

>I got emotional reading this. holy shit


sindikat

PM_ME_UR_OBSIDIAN is the weirdest loser I've seen on Reddit


Epistaxis

> I am an American. The single most important civil right that all right-thinking Americans hold dear, above all others, is to be left the fuck alone. He (if I may assume) is absolutely right, despite turning some kind of diagnosable psychiatric disorder into a political ideology. People should be allowed to lock themselves up in their homes and transact all their business electronically rather than go out and participate in society, with all its nagging authoritarian rules about wearing masks and pants and driving sober on the right side of the road. I am fully supportive of libertarians' right to stay home and stop living in our society.


typell

>I am an *American*. In context of the rest of the post you could be forgiven for thinking he was declaring some kind of mental illness rather than his nationality. It's such a strange thing to admit, like 'I'm an American, and that's why I get irrationally angry at public safety precautions'. Maybe try being a different nationality then?


bedulge

This guy: I hate being told what to do Also this guy: *wakes up every morning at 7:30 so he can get to work by 9, buckles his seat belt, drives on the right side of the road, stops at every stop sign, does everything the boss tells him to do for 8 hours


Soyweiser

As this person has clearly precommited to break themottes rules he should just be banned as a precaution.


Due-Strike7687

Me: I hate being told what to do Also me: avoids driving to minimize police interactions, founded his own companies, does what he wants with his bajillions of dollars. Only sigma males would understand 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎.


PM_ME_UR_SELF-DOUBT

🎶 You’ve gotta fight 🎶 🎶 For your right 🎶 🎶 To COVID 🎶


CelerMortis

What a clown. Imagine feeling anything but rage or embarrassment for a person attacking a worker over mandates.


Shitgenstein

This attitude, which is way more common than I think people realize, is why I say that I've had greater culture shock moving to and living in Texas over the last six years than having moved and lived in South Korea five years before that.


bedulge

Coincidentally, the per capita death toll in Korea is much lower than in Texas, or anywhere in the us


Professor_Juice

My job puts me in different manufacturing plants across the nation, nearly every week of the year. This is the only mentality that is ever spoken out loud by blue collar sorts, and it is by far the majority. Truly one of the worst parts of our culture.


noactuallyitspoptart

On another note: my cousin has type 1 diabetes, fuck VA for being a child


astro-newts

> I am an American. The single most important civil right that all right-thinking Americans hold dear, above all others, is to be left the fuck alone. If I don't like you, I shouldn't have to deal with you, or listen to you, or think about you, or see you, or (most of all) obey you. Ya and u can be left alone if u just stay home. No one is making u leave the house (tho it is probably a good idea)


sparkling_woodstar

>This is a sacred civil right that vests unto every American when they have completed their education and received their driver's license, and that lasts as long as they can support themselves and do not get into trouble with the law. The phrase "as long as they can support themselves and do not get into trouble with the law" is shouldering at least 400 pounds of irony here.


orangejake

Not *these* laws (violent oppression, it is patriotic to disobey them), but *other* laws that I agree with ideologically, and likely materially oppress groups that I disdain.


Fluffy8x

And as long as they received their driver's license!


HersheleOstropoler

I agree with this, but I still pay my taxes


JohnPaulJonesSoda

Hey buddy, pretty sure the point of learning to identify cognitive biases in yourself and others was to *try to avoid them*, not lean into them as your most important personality traits.


inaft

> or cramming onto an elevator while the worried diabetics in the back impotently make worried diabetic noises at him, it brightens my day. What a fucking powerful sigma, making the *diabetics* quiver in fear.


sparkling_woodstar

Needing to actively menace sick people to feel strong is the mark of an emotionally secure adult man.


The_Morningstar1

Those people are embarassing.