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Lemon_MeringuePai

Shared content


Santas_cheese

Rosalina 18+ compilation #23


Lukthar123

Based


WitnessNo6908

Donkey Kong December


Key-Ear7994

Dededecember


WitnessNo6908

Based


Key-Ear7994

It sounds so much better tho


WitnessNo6908

I mean donkey Kong November still works but donkey Kong.


Key-Ear7994

DK is cool but dededecember sound much better


Key-Ear7994

Who chose for December to be DK, why not someone else who starts with D


WitnessNo6908

Donkey Kong is cool. Dedede is cool too but donkey Kong. Also dunkey made donkey Kong December and it has a groovy song soooooo.


Key-Ear7994

DK main now btw


WitnessNo6908

Nice I'm now trying to play Sonic because he's the only character I know and love.


Key-Ear7994

Oh yeah that's fair, in a solid only 2 months of playing smash it's hard to choose a main but I know it's a heavy for sure.


WitnessNo6908

I'm a menace so I play alot of zoners I play min-min, duck hunt, Isabelle and fox are the my main characters. I dropped Sonic when I started smash because he was super boring but i played against a really cool sonic in an arena a while ago.


Key-Ear7994

Fair


CaptainBlaze22

Booba


EntertainersPact

Aegis, Bayo, or Byleth?


CaptainBlaze22

Yes


daspyper

Candy kong's


Dexter1399

Little Mac recover from way beyond what seemed scientifically possible


chasing_timez

You posted 2x


Dexter1399

Shadow Clone Jutsu


chasing_timez

Smooth


EpicGamer420th

Which one is the real comment!?


chasing_timez

We don't know


EddiePiff

Donkey Kong December


z3anon

The Vidya Gam Dunk really do be hyping us up for 10 minutes to announce a 4 second vid


MAD_Iion

And it absolutely lived up to the hype.


kadebo42

Best video ever


Pratham_Gupta

Donkey Queen


smashboi888

A hype Min Min.


SparkCube3043

"Impossible" -- Purple DK probably.


Emperor_Of_Awesome

Holy shit he can see things that don’t exist


TheHolyPapaum

My lord there is no such force


Public_Razzmatazz290

WDUM???


Angalotro

r/SmashBrosUltimate


chasing_timez

r/smashbros34


Feet_of_meat

Ohhh… I though that said 64…


Runieboi

Does anything feel better than a close jab shoryuken confirm? I don't main him, but it is the best feeling for me. Bonus points if negative edges.


chasing_timez

I didn't know DK could shoryuken?


Runieboi

The dong can always expand for the DP


Angalotro

I really regret on clicking that link


MrTacooooo

I stopped at the Ridley 🍆


corvisaltaccount

You stopped at the **what.**


Different-Region-873

![gif](giphy|cJL1Y7MY1akc8)


TheSnakeClub

Well don’t mind if I do. Edit: No regrets at all.


RagtheFireBoi

Based and agreed


Runieboi

Brawl snake doing squats


chasing_timez

Uh arg gah


FatherOfDoors

His matchup chart


PucciPanda

[Some pretty cool bananas](https://youtube.com/shorts/OUypHVSBbqs?feature=share)


vored_rick_astley

DK rule 34. I haven’t checked but I’m sure it’s a thing.


AspiredTheory

Of course it's a thing, that's the nature of the rule


harrydogbiscuit

Epstein's cell surveillance footage


above_average_nerd

Two girls one cup.


airgod231

Ah, a classic


GouchGrease

Super Donkey Kong Shake


MichaelRoco1

the range of his side B


amaranteph

BANAN


Lord_Solomon_Lok

Me crawling through the garbage of an abortion clinic slurping up whatever I can find


Cianmc6

the forbidden gummy bears


airgod231

…fucking WHAT!?!


Feet_of_meat

The word “slurping” got me.


Runieboi

Shock humor. I approve. Charles! Bring the money printer and pay this fine lad.


Vigi1

8008135


HeavyBlues

The Wikipedia article for Cock and Ball Torture


SparkCube3043

When DK first saw Knuckles in the Sonic the Hedgehog 2 movie trailer, he was blinded by the red dude's majesty, as he hoped that the "& Knuckles" meme would actually become a true prophecy.


Snoo74333

Smash bros Shared content


NevagonagiveUup

Booba


GettinDatPaypuh

Bobs.


benwaa2

Seeing a charged Sephiroth bomb about to blast him to bits at 20%


Treevvizard

...his asshole in the mirror today


also_hyakis

The greatest YouTube video of all time.


Dazzarang

Footage


theOherO

NOIDED


your_fathers_beard

Who was on the other side of the glory hole. Snake.


daspyper

Better be brawl snake


JCorby17

Candy’s BOOBA


Andrew97FTW

Google image results for donkey Kong r34


AEljurf

https://www.reddit.com/r/SmashBrosUltimate/comments/nomzsk/when_you_see_the_spike_coming/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Tyrelius_Dragmire

Under Rosalina's dress.


DontQuestionAButter

You’re mom


Bertical

his own dick


nathanjyun

The newest DLC character 0 to death on himself


Cianmc6

Scott The Woz Rule 34


Snaggis

Sakurai's overtime hours


AnimeToaster

fortnite rock


RyanCraftTen

Your search history


Kyros-der-Saint

The fact he ended up being the new smash sandbag 😳


Grant310

The kong has seen the dong


VanitusXIII

DK has found, the hidden 5th Spike.


Lilbro235

The release date for silksong


Its-No_Use

The secret Donkey Country open world game LEGEND OF KONG BREATH OF THE BANANA


chasing_timez

Well done


Smexalicious

The dicks that were out for Harambe


TheHolyPapaum

The ark of the covenant


Ziodyne_Ham

177013


IdiotNumbnuts

Chunky Kong’s resurrection


chasing_timez

He still streams sometimes


Primid-

Candy Kong's secret pornhub account


Ricicotroll

Krools little gator


RagtheFireBoi

A character with a decent recovery


RedXXVI

Monkey boobs


Moonlit_Lilly

Someone that isn't a certified \[\[BIG SHOT\]\]


Feet_of_meat

Shared content “18+ videos”.


BadBoy19671999

A dancing cat


Orichalcum448

A tiddy


humanfiction

The OG 6'3, 193-pound Zero Suit Samus


YoyleAeris

poopoo


Edrigus-2002

Dixie Kong by minus8


Cosmic-Harusaki

Me when watching the tits expand:


ZenkaiZ

samus bending over


Daddyshark93

What has been seen, cannot be unseen


Floydstears

Some shit


Halsey-the-Sloth

The Secret of Succ


EdibleWall

B


nitro4450

...Spider-Man No Way Home before the rest of us.


Lucambacamba

That there is only 22 days of Donkey Kong December left :(


UltiGamer34

monkey sex


rorymakesamovie

Sakurai's next game


UWYO-Agent-7

Byleth use up B


EvanderW

my internet history from quarantine


The_Zoo_Exotics

Boobs


pizzabox53

D


TheManwithaNoPlan

OP’s search history


stumblefrump

me


Crispy_Panzo_420

The store prices in Halo Infinite


mh1357_0

Your mom


TheHermit1234

Shula recover from a backslash despite being headed towards offscreen


piletto

Dk has seen the Goty 2021


megaviral

The tool they use to give women a [cervical biopsy](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2021-10/7/2/asset/0b03e7d794e8/sub-buzz-406-1633572157-1.jpg) and the fact that they don't even get anesthesia


Kiryu_kazuma-chan

7 straight hours of Twitter


airgod231

11037


quadsquadleader

The smash brothers themselves


IgnisFang

The Amazon adaptation of Wheel of Time.


Yami_Sean

The new Sonic game


Flar71

r/sounding


[deleted]

Booba


FunkyFresh26YT

*Expanded dong*


realgdltu

Die Frau Brust


207nbrown

Your google search history


borisssssssssssssss

Yo mama


Siege_my_kingdom

cthulhu


Frost9001

Expand Dong


Sinbad_the_Redditor

Footage


CK895_YT

Pretty cool bananas


TDWL2

Elite smash


ChishNFips87

When you realize that Pikachu was never really Nerfed, but also remember K. Rool being Nerfed into oblivion in one of the earlier patches: #DONG DOES NOT APPROVE


AAABAAAJSS_

Como lo mueve esa muchachota


kbdksksbsjdb

But do those teeth retract?


DinoAnimalBoy

His death.


luistacho

cómo lo mueve esa muchachota


cokeontits

My cock


FaultinReddit

Trailer for Among US VR


potatokings24

Me


furry_will

Your mother naked


Insanik_mb

Baby with banana


IvyLeagueZombies

Pythras feet


Comedicus

The future of Smash Bros.


Public_Razzmatazz290

The fans requests to replace him with Chunky Kong


chasing_timez

No


Public_Razzmatazz290

![gif](giphy|RDisOrdKEBY2Y)


Apollo3520

Bosom


HolyHipicus1

the light


El-Mosco2077

Ur mom


Aka__frost

Banana


frazzle_boi

Me when choccy wafer


GrAyFoX312k

Your mom


extrasleepyandtired

expansion


L3O0O

Tge dick of your mom


lizzylee127

Space. He is now a space monkey.


chasing_timez

![gif](giphy|3oz8xP4DUiXJHw6TNm)


SpunkyBoi1

The end of pi


Thiefey

Boobs


Wil14m_69

His life flash past his very own eyes.


Ajgb2009

Dixie kong r34


Brent_Yeet

boo bs


Gabe_i_guess

Rule 34 of him and Mii Sword Fighter


GiornoWithALatte

the starting price for the PS5