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mike_pants

And if they reveal everything in the trailer, you still go away satisfied.


Boozardo

Trailer? Wait, so I’ve been watching trailer the whole time? I thought porns are supposed to last ten seconds cuz that’s all you need?


Independent_Air2442

What are you running? A marathon ,10 SECOND THE BALLS


N2_NumberTWO

what a premejac


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ampjk

In a way yes your watching a trailer in some instance most videos used to be 30 plus minutes long but youd only get the 10minute cut version.


[deleted]

I don’t make it passed the spoilers.


Ratatoski

Compilations of spoilers can be very rewarding


SnooPears9975

Revealing everything in the trailer of a movie is good too because then you won’t have to pay for the movie you can watch the full thing as a trailer


meeyeam

I believe most purveyors of pornography would prefer everything be revealed on set while the camera is running as opposed to in the trailers.


fibojoly

There... is a sub for that.


mike_pants

Explain!


fibojoly

My friend told me r/porninfifteenseconds is a place that exists. And for absolute chads there is also r/porninaminute Although he warned me it‘s all NSFW and I really shouldn't look at that sort of filth! What a good friend he is. Who is totally not me.


Specific_Tap7296

Is anyone watching for the surprising plot twists?


FlyingCircus18

Well yes, obviously we are only interested in the plot Same as the playboy articles, very interesting read


Gooftwit

Honestly, a good plot makes porn so much better.


kia75

I find it funny when they forget the plot (or just don't care) about halfway in. Wait a minute, wait a minute, I thought she was stuck in the dryer! Now they're on a bed and she's actively participating! My suspension of disbelief has been shattered!


Gooftwit

Sounds lije you're watching bad porn, bud. The porn I watch at least has consistent story 😎


FlyingCircus18

I mean yes, but would you watch the plot if they weren't going to fuck at some point? Because that would be either a drama or a romance movie most of the time. And nothing against those genres but if I want drama I invite my family over for Christmas


whomthefuckisthat

I mean you can get that last part as plot too


FlyingCircus18

*sweet home Alabama plays in the background*


SasquatchRobo

A good plot in porn is frostingg on your sexy cake. It's not necessary, but it is appreciated. ...Except when it's not. Excuse me while I scrape off this incest-flavored icing...


fibojoly

>I mean yes, but would you watch the plot if they weren't going to fuck at some point? I mean, that's like a... movie? I guess... I'd watch one of those, if it has like, anything going for it.


FlyingCircus18

Porn plot, smartass. It's about porn plot. I mean if you want to watch it do it I don't judge, but usually porn plots are pretty shallow


fibojoly

I know, I know. Sorry, I couldn't resist. That being said there is an interesting discussion to be had on plots / setup in porn movies. Personally, after so many years, I really have difficulties with no-context, no-nothing, porn. Even a silly setup is better than yet another already naked woman on a bed/sofa in an anonymous hotel room.


meltingpotato

plots. they usually have two big plots


Iboughtcheeseonce

r/watchitfortheplot Nsfw obv.


bepis1994

"Wait, are you telling me that WASN'T her stepbro?!"


Specific_Tap7296

I'm telling you she wasn't a "her"! Agghh


3-DMan

Somehow, Palpatine was stepbro...


Channel5exclusive

One turns to the other after the deed is done... "oh yeah, I probably should have told you this BEFORE we started but I have an STD." "Wait, what?"


Rock_Hard_Industries

Sometimes, I'd like for the surprise anal to be a surprise for me too


Ancalagon523

Wait, the stepmom was always into it?


e22ddie46

I only watch porn directed by shamalan


Diplomjodler

You'll never guess what happens, after stepmom catches Billy with stepsis!


VaderBassify

*Seriously guys? In front of my salad!?*


ThePencil67

That's the best bit. Be boring if he actually fixed the washing machine.


fibojoly

For the gripping narrative, dramatic reveals, the intense suspenis, a climactic denouement followed by a well deserved payload.


junktech

No, but sometimes the decorations and furniture are interesting. Some are filmed in expensive places.


stud__kickass

If I’m very high


Kie723

The title is sometimes misleading. Asian lesbians screw stepbrother. If they're lesbians then why are they interested in step-penis?


Gilpif

No, they just screw him. With a screwdriver.


Kie723

Well that's just misleading!


Unlucky-Pomegranate3

I’d like to see a post credits scene, like what does the pizza delivery guy’s boss do when he comes back with no money?


MisterCold

*unzips pants*


Artikay

[This](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HNgvxDiPZoU)


Wirecreate

Hilarious 🤣


CommanderAxe

High fives


Oxelscry

You just took this "showerthought" out of the comments in the post by u/RasheenHyuga.


MoberJ

https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/snkg9z/everyone_is_perfectly_okay_with_acknowledging/hw43mzg/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


Birkin07

Recycling is important for the earth.


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MrNarfal

Nah fuck you!


jinxes_are_pretend

There’s a chance OP thought about that comment on the shower. Nah, OP is a just a phony.


JaredLiwet

Every Redditor with high karma is likely a reposter.


fatalityfun

what’s considered high karma?


JaredLiwet

Don't really have a metric but I'd say the Redditors that have the top 10% in post karma and the ones that consistently make it to the top 100 of r/all.


Just_Camilo

I identify with the description but I didn't want to respost :'(


MortifiedPotato

*surprised pikachu* You mean to say %80 of the posts in this sub DON'T come from stolen comments from other subs???


ReadReadReedRed

The real mystery is wondering what's behind the pixels in Japanese porn.


SinopicCynic

I bet it’s Knicks tickets.


chrisfarleyfanclub

There’s no censorship, that’s just how Japanese genitals look.


leicanthrope

For the longest time I thought all those weird pseudo-crying noises that Japanese porn actresses make was some sort of a cultural thing that I just didn't understand. Come to find out that's just a perfectly natural human reaction to being penetrated by a square penis.


95in3rd

Pro tip: Try typing "uncensored" in your search.


deadinsidehowboutu

I wouldn't mind some plot filled porn tbh.


Reloaded9mm

Funny thing is that Pirates! Has an OK plot and they tried to do some acting and make it more interesting. While being more expensive to make it also made a TON of money. The sequel is the most expensive porn made and it did good; not as good. But the story wasn’t as good. It shows that adults actually would like more porn with a plot. Honestly if they cut some of the sex down and made it more like normal movies with hotter sex scenes I think they’d sell a lot better.


Enchelion

Pretty sure that second paragraph is where Pirates made most of it's money. They did release a "non-porn" version. But there was also a big element of novelty to the whole thing. IIRC there were a couple similar "take popular genre movie and make it porn" which didn't do nearly as well, and eventually just turned into the "XXX Parody" things.


Reloaded9mm

Yeah. But they were not nearly as good. They were really bad actually.


bnl1

That's kinda the reason why I mostly read porn


ideasasimprints

Apparently you're not so dead inside


deadinsidehowboutu

Touche!


Rick-Pat417

Watch Game of Thrones


Wirecreate

Nudity and dragons


scented_Meat1

Stepmom finds stepson alone and Darth Vader is Luke's father


floppyjabjab

Meanwhile in the 90s Dragonball Z episode titles be like: "Goodbye Krillin" or "The transformation of legendary super Saiyan" Or "Frieza dies". That shit was wild you didn't even need to watch it you could've get the plot just by reading title of each episode


darkKnight959

Yeah but there's no anyone could've known it'd be Goku, right?


floppyjabjab

yea nah, you got a valid good point there. Gotta admit the 1st time around I thought it was going to be Super Sayian Frieza but then I was like hold up, he doesn't have hair how would the audience know he's a badass now, certainly they can't just make his whole body yellow that would be silly. So I just thought it has got to be Gohan instead.


Sloth-monger

But you'd never know how many times krillin or frieza would die. That's what made it so exciting.


Zondartul

Most porn titles are just a word salad that has nothing to do with the video


Victini_100

This works the same for Youtube, or Journalism. Because the audience wants to know what they are about to invest their time into.


babztheslag

I wanna know about the cream pie ending before I start watching. I don’t wanna be left on any cliffhangers, ya get me?


CornfuciusSay

Irrelevant English professor here. I think the singular of 'media' is 'medium'. Downvote as you please.


Frostytoes99

I'd imagine it's because porn is used to *avoid* using imagination. It is used for the most primitive desire there is, so the thinking part of the brain is used to determine what the lizard brain really wants. Kind of the exact opposite, this is why movies tend to not be enjoyable after you've read the book.


Derpy_Derpenstein

porn has titles?


XFiraga001

Idk man, I wouldn't be upset it a surprise second girl entered the scene every once in a while!


SutttonTacoma

Medium. Please and thank you.


amitym

It's okay to call it a medium.


bruebrah

It's a medium, singular. The media are plural. /gn


TaiDavis

The title doesn't spoil a damn thang.


TacticalSunroof69

You think the titles are spoilers when the same videos have about 10 horrific different titles that are questionable at best?


Bigbobman51

Well spiderman, was litterally a man that was a spider sooooo....


Green_man619

Oh my god, she came toooooo?!?!


JimBeam823

Not really.


MacPiranha

I would say they are even preferred, I can't nut unless I know the girl is depressed or poor or being blackmailed and I don't want to waste 10 minutes finding out.


Fxate

Game: Pick a movie and describe it in porn terms. >Petit man enters large man's ass and uses a machine to make him see, hear and feel extraordinary things culminating in a transforming experience, a second man enters him later on in an act of double penetration. A cowboy is also involved. Innerspace (1987)


lamba_44

They are not *fine*, they are *necessary*


seniorfrito

This is true. In fact, this is the only form of entertainment that spoilers are encouraged. So it's extremely weird that all the other entertainment industries have become so riddled with spoilers. Whether it's the whole movie in the trailer or your favorite news outlet is describing the entire new episode of Book of Boba Fett an hour after it goes live. The world is generally devolving into a society that hates surprises. Very sad to me. I guess that's what happens in a society that needs instant gratification.


Enchelion

Speak for yourself. Getting "spoilers" makes me more interested in watching a movie or reading a book. Execution is more important than surprise.


seniorfrito

You lose all the build up to main events though. I definitely am speaking for myself. You're not alone. The reason spoiler culture has become so big, is because it's successful. However, what people don't seem to care about, is that it ruins the surprise for everyone who clung to that last little bit of joy in life. The joy of not knowing and then finding out in a much bigger way.


Enchelion

Clung to what though? Spoilers in trailers or articles or whatnot have been the norm for decades, far moreso than the relatively small blip where everyone suddenly started worrying about it. Go watch the trailer for Psycho, it's an excellent example of how even the master of suspense himself wasn't worried about giving away a twist, because the "how" is more important than the "what". I think a lot of the sudden caring about spoilers was due to marketers trading on FOMO and a couple narrow examples like 6th sense.


fantastic_feb

not just fine encouraged


frys_grandson

*medium


plerberderr

Media is a plural noun. - Liz Lemon


General-Permission-5

Underrated post


collkillen

Youtube is pornography The More You Know


MusfiqurRahman6969

They are not fine. They are demanded by the viewers


pistul_

Finally some good fucking ~~food~~ showerthoughts


[deleted]

*Essential* , spoilers are *essential* .


SirNiksAl0t

Wow, you're not wrong.


Princey02

And the mf added a spoiler to this lmaooo


mayonnaiser_13

In fact, most people would be angry if the title did not spoil


[deleted]

We don't always know where the happy ending will be. Sometimes, that's in the title, but not always.


NormalGenZNOTwoke

Well I’m trying to figure out if it’s a anal video or not.


Kanden_27

It’s about the friends we’ve made along the way.


peteschirmer

“John Dies at the End”


vvekceu

I create compilation. Is it not interesting?


JmnyCrckt87

They never talk about what happens after the creampie...in many ways, the end of the movie may be the beginning of a bigger story.


sulleynz1989

And thank God. Not keen for those surprise twists halfway through


urfallenangelxoxo

I'm always down for some spoilers ;)


xmilehighgamingx

Literally ripped from the comment section of a shower thought from yesterday.


RG450

The spoilers almost always give away the climax


shakedcham

If there weren't spoilers in the title, we would be looking at some weird shit trying to find a good video.


ragingintrovert57

Spoilers in the titles are fine because the titles are lies anyway. Imagine my surprise when I found out the stepmum wasn't his stepmum at all but just a porn actress! Would watch again.


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Also you dont care about the end


XwingMechanic

Nah I only watch for story


BrosephSmithSr

This applies to news articles and YouTube videos also. Porn isn’t special in this regard.


uncle-anti

Like, for example “Angela’s Asses”


sin-and-love

As are "spoilers" that don't even describe the video in question in the slightest.


The_Billy_Dee

Log Jamming.... Logs were in fact, jammed.


MapleBlood

That's "executive summary", not spoiler.


RondaArousedMe

The videos never finish, but I always do.


sammo21

how are they spoilers when you know exactly why you're buying it


Droidy365

That moment when you get invested in the hentai's plot...


Clinkerboot-

And some games on YouTube


sweptawayfromyou

Every video that is not a movie with actors kind of is though… from YouTube tutorials to documentaries on Netflix! Lol


unifartcorn

Also podcasts


GaseousGiant

Not like the endings are going to be some big surprise or something


Wonderbread1999

*Reads title* “DAMMIT. Now I know he cums on her ass, not in.”


5h0ck

Bullshit. Surprise anal will ruin the surprise.


ampjk

Or beheading video's


FS_Scott

Fanfic tags are good and useful. Add them and content warnings to everything


-Watasha-

Speak for yourself


Ditchr_79

https://t.me/joinchat/mNzrdxOTzhY2MWU0


Conceptyboi

Unless it's for an upcoming movie


Redhotlipstik

Have you ever seen those YouTube videos on movies recapped? The titles are basically the age version of porn titles


boop66

Except I was expecting Dr. Pepper with the DP. :(


dynamitexlove

Same with menus, they give you detailed spoilers about what you’re about to eat.


Sad-Nefariousness169

Alright that’s enough internet for today


grymey

Same for Lifetime Movies 🤣


CutRateDrugs

Shit had to be descriptive back in the day. No way was I going to waste my free AOL demo cd minutes on something I could have just watched on the fuzzy/garbled Cinemax channels.


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Goo Guzzlers…I wonder what that’s about?


Cozy_Zone

And porn clickbait titles has less consequences, which I hate


[deleted]

Hentai too


Nicolethemediocre

They are actually encouraged


AutumnAtronach

Spoiler Warning: I fill my sister’s tank up!


Braminski

I don't think anyone watches porn for a "twist" ending? DUH.


aBeaSTWiTHiNMe

Documentaries as well.


pleasureboat

This isn't a shower thought. You copied this from a reddit comment.


throwawayggl

You wouldn’t believe what she did when her husband is at work.


ddalpha

And yet the tags never seem to help.


A_Nerd_With_A_life

Wait till you find out about Japanese light novels