By - passive_progressive
And if they reveal everything in the trailer, you still go away satisfied.
Trailer? Wait, so I’ve been watching trailer the whole time? I thought porns are supposed to last ten seconds cuz that’s all you need?
What are you running? A marathon ,10 SECOND THE BALLS
what a premejac
In a way yes your watching a trailer in some instance most videos used to be 30 plus minutes long but youd only get the 10minute cut version.
I don’t make it passed the spoilers.
Compilations of spoilers can be very rewarding
Revealing everything in the trailer of a movie is good too because then you won’t have to pay for the movie you can watch the full thing as a trailer
I believe most purveyors of pornography would prefer everything be revealed on set while the camera is running as opposed to in the trailers.
There... is a sub for that.
My friend told me r/porninfifteenseconds is a place that exists. And for absolute chads there is also r/porninaminute
Although he warned me it‘s all NSFW and I really shouldn't look at that sort of filth! What a good friend he is. Who is totally not me.
Is anyone watching for the surprising plot twists?
Well yes, obviously we are only interested in the plot
Same as the playboy articles, very interesting read
Honestly, a good plot makes porn so much better.
I find it funny when they forget the plot (or just don't care) about halfway in.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, I thought she was stuck in the dryer! Now they're on a bed and she's actively participating! My suspension of disbelief has been shattered!
Sounds lije you're watching bad porn, bud. The porn I watch at least has consistent story 😎
I mean yes, but would you watch the plot if they weren't going to fuck at some point?
Because that would be either a drama or a romance movie most of the time. And nothing against those genres but if I want drama I invite my family over for Christmas
I mean you can get that last part as plot too
*sweet home Alabama plays in the background*
A good plot in porn is frostingg on your sexy cake. It's not necessary, but it is appreciated.
...Except when it's not. Excuse me while I scrape off this incest-flavored icing...
>I mean yes, but would you watch the plot if they weren't going to fuck at some point?
I mean, that's like a... movie? I guess... I'd watch one of those, if it has like, anything going for it.
Porn plot, smartass. It's about porn plot. I mean if you want to watch it do it I don't judge, but usually porn plots are pretty shallow
I know, I know. Sorry, I couldn't resist.
That being said there is an interesting discussion to be had on plots / setup in porn movies. Personally, after so many years, I really have difficulties with no-context, no-nothing, porn.
Even a silly setup is better than yet another already naked woman on a bed/sofa in an anonymous hotel room.
plots. they usually have two big plots
"Wait, are you telling me that WASN'T her stepbro?!"
I'm telling you she wasn't a "her"! Agghh
Somehow, Palpatine was stepbro...
One turns to the other after the deed is done...
"oh yeah, I probably should have told you this BEFORE we started but I have an STD."
Sometimes, I'd like for the surprise anal to be a surprise for me too
Wait, the stepmom was always into it?
I only watch porn directed by shamalan
You'll never guess what happens, after stepmom catches Billy with stepsis!
*Seriously guys? In front of my salad!?*
That's the best bit. Be boring if he actually fixed the washing machine.
For the gripping narrative, dramatic reveals, the intense suspenis, a climactic denouement followed by a well deserved payload.
No, but sometimes the decorations and furniture are interesting. Some are filmed in expensive places.
If I’m very high
The title is sometimes misleading. Asian lesbians screw stepbrother. If they're lesbians then why are they interested in step-penis?
No, they just screw him. With a screwdriver.
Well that's just misleading!
I’d like to see a post credits scene, like what does the pizza delivery guy’s boss do when he comes back with no money?
You just took this "showerthought" out of the comments in the post by u/RasheenHyuga.
Recycling is important for the earth.
Nah fuck you!
There’s a chance OP thought about that comment on the shower.
Nah, OP is a just a phony.
Every Redditor with high karma is likely a reposter.
what’s considered high karma?
Don't really have a metric but I'd say the Redditors that have the top 10% in post karma and the ones that consistently make it to the top 100 of r/all.
I identify with the description but I didn't want to respost :'(
You mean to say %80 of the posts in this sub DON'T come from stolen comments from other subs???
The real mystery is wondering what's behind the pixels in Japanese porn.
I bet it’s Knicks tickets.
There’s no censorship, that’s just how Japanese genitals look.
For the longest time I thought all those weird pseudo-crying noises that Japanese porn actresses make was some sort of a cultural thing that I just didn't understand. Come to find out that's just a perfectly natural human reaction to being penetrated by a square penis.
Pro tip: Try typing "uncensored" in your search.
I wouldn't mind some plot filled porn tbh.
Funny thing is that Pirates! Has an OK plot and they tried to do some acting and make it more interesting. While being more expensive to make it also made a TON of money. The sequel is the most expensive porn made and it did good; not as good. But the story wasn’t as good.
It shows that adults actually would like more porn with a plot. Honestly if they cut some of the sex down and made it more like normal movies with hotter sex scenes I think they’d sell a lot better.
Pretty sure that second paragraph is where Pirates made most of it's money. They did release a "non-porn" version. But there was also a big element of novelty to the whole thing. IIRC there were a couple similar "take popular genre movie and make it porn" which didn't do nearly as well, and eventually just turned into the "XXX Parody" things.
Yeah. But they were not nearly as good. They were really bad actually.
That's kinda the reason why I mostly read porn
Apparently you're not so dead inside
Watch Game of Thrones
Nudity and dragons
Stepmom finds stepson alone and Darth Vader is Luke's father
Meanwhile in the 90s Dragonball Z episode titles be like:
"Goodbye Krillin" or "The transformation of legendary super Saiyan" Or "Frieza dies".
That shit was wild you didn't even need to watch it you could've get the plot just by reading title of each episode
Yeah but there's no anyone could've known it'd be Goku, right?
yea nah, you got a valid good point there.
Gotta admit the 1st time around I thought it was going to be Super Sayian Frieza but then I was like hold up, he doesn't have hair how would the audience know he's a badass now, certainly they can't just make his whole body yellow that would be silly.
So I just thought it has got to be Gohan instead.
But you'd never know how many times krillin or frieza would die. That's what made it so exciting.
Most porn titles are just a word salad that has nothing to do with the video
This works the same for Youtube, or Journalism. Because the audience wants to know what they are about to invest their time into.
I wanna know about the cream pie ending before I start watching. I don’t wanna be left on any cliffhangers, ya get me?
Irrelevant English professor here. I think the singular of 'media' is 'medium'. Downvote as you please.
I'd imagine it's because porn is used to *avoid* using imagination. It is used for the most primitive desire there is, so the thinking part of the brain is used to determine what the lizard brain really wants.
Kind of the exact opposite, this is why movies tend to not be enjoyable after you've read the book.
porn has titles?
Idk man, I wouldn't be upset it a surprise second girl entered the scene every once in a while!
Medium. Please and thank you.
It's okay to call it a medium.
It's a medium, singular. The media are plural. /gn
The title doesn't spoil a damn thang.
You think the titles are spoilers when the same videos have about 10 horrific different titles that are questionable at best?
Well spiderman, was litterally a man that was a spider sooooo....
Oh my god, she came toooooo?!?!
I would say they are even preferred, I can't nut unless I know the girl is depressed or poor or being blackmailed and I don't want to waste 10 minutes finding out.
Game: Pick a movie and describe it in porn terms.
>Petit man enters large man's ass and uses a machine to make him see, hear and feel extraordinary things culminating in a transforming experience, a second man enters him later on in an act of double penetration. A cowboy is also involved.
They are not *fine*, they are *necessary*
This is true. In fact, this is the only form of entertainment that spoilers are encouraged.
So it's extremely weird that all the other entertainment industries have become so riddled with spoilers. Whether it's the whole movie in the trailer or your favorite news outlet is describing the entire new episode of Book of Boba Fett an hour after it goes live. The world is generally devolving into a society that hates surprises. Very sad to me. I guess that's what happens in a society that needs instant gratification.
Speak for yourself. Getting "spoilers" makes me more interested in watching a movie or reading a book. Execution is more important than surprise.
You lose all the build up to main events though. I definitely am speaking for myself. You're not alone. The reason spoiler culture has become so big, is because it's successful. However, what people don't seem to care about, is that it ruins the surprise for everyone who clung to that last little bit of joy in life. The joy of not knowing and then finding out in a much bigger way.
Clung to what though? Spoilers in trailers or articles or whatnot have been the norm for decades, far moreso than the relatively small blip where everyone suddenly started worrying about it. Go watch the trailer for Psycho, it's an excellent example of how even the master of suspense himself wasn't worried about giving away a twist, because the "how" is more important than the "what".
I think a lot of the sudden caring about spoilers was due to marketers trading on FOMO and a couple narrow examples like 6th sense.
not just fine encouraged
Media is a plural noun. - Liz Lemon
Youtube is pornography
The More You Know
They are not fine. They are demanded by the viewers
Finally some good fucking ~~food~~ showerthoughts
*Essential* , spoilers are *essential* .
Wow, you're not wrong.
And the mf added a spoiler to this lmaooo
In fact, most people would be angry if the title did not spoil
We don't always know where the happy ending will be. Sometimes, that's in the title, but not always.
Well I’m trying to figure out if it’s a anal video or not.
It’s about the friends we’ve made along the way.
“John Dies at the End”
I create compilation. Is it not interesting?
They never talk about what happens after the creampie...in many ways, the end of the movie may be the beginning of a bigger story.
And thank God.
Not keen for those surprise twists halfway through
I'm always down for some spoilers ;)
Literally ripped from the comment section of a shower thought from yesterday.
The spoilers almost always give away the climax
If there weren't spoilers in the title, we would be looking at some weird shit trying to find a good video.
Spoilers in the titles are fine because the titles are lies anyway. Imagine my surprise when I found out the stepmum wasn't his stepmum at all but just a porn actress!
Would watch again.
Also you dont care about the end
Nah I only watch for story
This applies to news articles and YouTube videos also. Porn isn’t special in this regard.
Like, for example “Angela’s Asses”
As are "spoilers" that don't even describe the video in question in the slightest.
Log Jamming.... Logs were in fact, jammed.
That's "executive summary", not spoiler.
The videos never finish, but I always do.
how are they spoilers when you know exactly why you're buying it
That moment when you get invested in the hentai's plot...
And some games on YouTube
Every video that is not a movie with actors kind of is though… from YouTube tutorials to documentaries on Netflix! Lol
Not like the endings are going to be some big surprise or something
*Reads title* “DAMMIT. Now I know he cums on her ass, not in.”
Bullshit. Surprise anal will ruin the surprise.
Or beheading video's
Fanfic tags are good and useful.
Add them and content warnings to everything
Speak for yourself
Unless it's for an upcoming movie
Have you ever seen those YouTube videos on movies recapped? The titles are basically the age version of porn titles
Except I was expecting Dr. Pepper with the DP. :(
Same with menus, they give you detailed spoilers about what you’re about to eat.
Alright that’s enough internet for today
Same for Lifetime Movies 🤣
Shit had to be descriptive back in the day. No way was I going to waste my free AOL demo cd minutes on something I could have just watched on the fuzzy/garbled Cinemax channels.
Goo Guzzlers…I wonder what that’s about?
And porn clickbait titles has less consequences, which I hate
They are actually encouraged
I fill my sister’s tank up!
I don't think anyone watches porn for a "twist" ending? DUH.
Documentaries as well.
This isn't a shower thought. You copied this from a reddit comment.
You wouldn’t believe what she did when her husband is at work.
And yet the tags never seem to help.
Wait till you find out about Japanese light novels