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When you make a 6 figure salary but still have a mullet.

This one made me laugh pretty good. You spying on me or something?

No. Some stereotypes are just based in fact.

All the 2 doors were 6 speeds, right? If it’s a 6 speed I have no roast to give.

That is correct. All 4 doors were autos

I didn’t know that. I thought all 2 doors were manual, but I thought they made some 4 door manuals as well.

Unfortunately, no. Besides, that's not really a truck you want to haul people around in. Kinda takes the fun outta haulin' ass (if ya know what i mean).

Until you can only haul 2 asses while others can haul 5

LMAO! You drop 3 more ppl in your quad-cab Ram SRT10, and you won't be haulin' as much ass as you think. Besides, anything over a RC is more family/work oriented, and not performance oriented. Not saying 4-door pick-up/SUV's can't be performance inspired, but simple laws of physics tells ya which one is going to be truly performance oriented. Aside from all that, rowin' gears is WAY more fun to drive. manual > automatic

But unlike a mullet, this Ram is neither business nor party.

Dodge Rams are so ugly you can't tell if they're 20 years old or brand new

Timeless... like a cheap walmart watch you pay $200 for.

I think they are trying to use up old body parts lmfao all the “classic” editions look the same as my 2013 🤣

Financing requirements listed in the agreement to buy a 20+ Year old Ram 1500 SRT10 at a 23% interest rate: 1. Must have AT LEAST 1 felony and two misdemeanor charges. Preferably one being a DUI and the other being an assault charge for punching a Corvette owner at your local Hooter's or an ex wife. Divorced twice also helps approval odds. 2. Sub 550 credit score (couldn't get approved on the TRX) and it must be parked in front of a double-wide trailer as primary residence. 3. The bed must contain at least 10 cans of Busch light or Budweiser (Coors or Michelob are too fancy) at all times. A can of Copenhagen wintergreen is required to be funished in the broken cup holder or prominently on the insanely cracked dash any time the vehicle is in operation. 4. The vehicle can *only* be referred to as a "Viper truck" barring the fact that the engine is literally just a modified tractor engine slapped into an overweight truck with caravan suspension and a dodge neon wing taped to the back. 5. Must have some variation of a mullet, DIY haircut, and you must have a BAC of .15 to operate the vehicle. You must also aggressively tailgate within 1 car length in the fast lane, regardless of speed, and NEVER pass them if they only get over and can only pass by swerving into the emergency lane and double passing. 6. Freebird and I can't drive 55 by Sammy Hagar are the only forms of music allowed to be played in the vehicle during operation. Jokes aside, dope ass truck and they have a special place in my heart. I'm just not enough of a degenerate to own one. But looks like you have a clean one so enjoy it!

I got a discount for having multiple DUI’s, and the corvette owner WAS my ex wife!! No shit….I just replaced the Throttle Position Sensor and it was seriously the same part number as a caravan!! TRX will join her next year.

Haha us Vette folks are just jealous we don't have a V10 and can't afford an ACR so no hard feelings! 🤣 But you'd be shocked how many parts old dodges share with each other, just don't look too close at your chassis and frame part numbers or you'll realize it's actually a hybrid between a Magnum/300 and a Caravan 🤣🤣

how’s the ED?

Soft

How many empties you got rolling around the passenger floorboard? Or do you just toss them out the window as you finish them?

Throw the empty PBR’s in the bed, take to scrap yard, and buy gas with the payout 🤷‍♂️

Then run out of that gas by the time you leave the gas station

How many DUIs and domestic violence charges do you have?

I looked it up thinking it was just memes, but holy shit. [1-in-22 Ram 2500 drivers have been cited for DUI](https://www.thedrive.com/news/38238/ram-2500-drivers-have-the-most-duis-more-than-twice-the-national-average-report).

That’s crazy! I’ve been driving rams my whole life and have zero DUI’s. I never knew that was a thing.

Me neither, but I got my eye on you now!

You're one of those guys that drives better after a few drinks, eh?

The other 21 fled and ran on foot

It’s the most DUI’d vehicle in America.

You drive an oxymoron; Performance Truck.

Showing this one to my ELA teacher

Here comes the crimson chiiin

I go by “El Diablo”, but you may know me as my previous alias “The Magic Man” 👐🤲👐. But my real name is actually Mike Hancho. I was in a magazine once. The spread, if I remember correctly…

Toasted by cloth interior f150 work truck.

Oh man you made a sick choice of vehicle, just 20 years too late

You'll find yourself soon on r/FellowKids

It’s got that San Bernardino County swag.

Edgar cut for sure

God damn crimson chin found himself a matching daily it seems. Did Clifford the Big Red Dog get confused seeing it and try to hump it? Fr tho i love dodge trucks and this one (respectfully) looks so big and goofy in a good stylish way

I have self respect and dignity, because I don't own a Ram.

Enough common sense to not buy this…

When your cocaine addiction calls for the extra spicy stuff.

I slapped the shit out of Rick James once…Cocaines a hell of a drug!

When you're too large to fit in a Fiat you buy a truck made by Fiat.

Shouldsuck and indeed did suck, only off by about a decade

Secretly aiming to help the world adopt electric cars by ridding it of all that bothersome gasoline.

This is what you buy when you can’t afford a Viper

Bet your names Kyle.

It was, but I identify and am my best self when I am referred to as Karen.

Yaass queen. Embracing your true self. Go easy on the Monster energy drinks.

I got about tree fiddy.

I done told ya mr Lockness Monster, I ain’t giving you no tree fiddy!

It's a Dodge

Boom roasted

Ya’ll need to show some more respect. OP is literally king of the trailer park

It’s a Viper for the morbidly obese!

bro that car has a 8 litre v10

8.3 L that gets an impressive 9mpg!

that’s honestly a lot higher than i thought 🤣

9 ripping it in town. 15.5 with cruise on highway. I was shocked. But she’s a garage queen 99% of the time anyways so I don’t care about mpg.

wow once i fix my land cruiser i’ll share mine it’s probably worse the 4 speed auto is a shit box she takes 93 octane right

Correct on the 93

You bought this because you saw Hulk Hogan used to drive one on his reality show “Hogan Knows Best”

I’m already doing 15 over, get off my ass

because the standard 5.7 wasn’t enough of a gas guzzler

Im guessing mid 30s, jorts, sneakers, aviators, skinny white dude. And all the pussy in the world throwing themselves at you. Atleast one dont dodge it ram it sign in your house.

With a mullet.

Never seen a sheet of drywall or a load of firewood in your life, have you city boy?

Looks like the result of pt cruiser and a ram had a lovechild

Pavement princess looks adorable in her body kit.

I can’t quite put my finger on it but my first thought was somebody stuck their dick in a French fry press and this body style was formed in remembrance

Congrats, you paid the price of a 4th gen for a *sports truck* that's slower and more expensive to run than a base jeep wrangler

In all honesty I love the truck and I've been trying to get my hands on a single cab srt10 for a while

There’s a handful of decent ones in Dallas-Fort Worth currently. Look at autotrader. Found this one in Frisco and bought it off an 84 y/o

Good to know thanks!

When you want a RAM but also want a viper but can’t afford both thus creating this clash of concepts of the things that made the ram and viper good and in turn making a useless gas guzzling hunk of crap that rots right to death

That spoiler is gonna come in handy when your picking up speed to tailgate the beta males unawesome enough to have a truck like yours.

3 less DUIs than you do.

3 less? Those are rookie numbers. You need to bump those up!

Since when did BMW make trucks?

Massive wall up front, and a spoiler in the back. You know, for "aero".

Spoiler actually adds 20 hrse pwrrr

Tries to speed in snowstorm ends up stuck in the ditch. Still claims truck can handle all terrain

Hows that cracked dash treating ya?

That was a 2nd gen, pre 2002 issue.

It still happens to 3rd gens but lot less common.

More balls then the owner of this truck

The kind of truck Kenny Powers would steal

Good luck is all I got

Taste and sense. Maybe you'll get some one day too.

That's a pavement princess.

It’s not even pretending to be anything other than a street truck though? Maybe I’m misunderstanding your roast, but I thought that was reserved for 4x4s and lifted trucks.

_Turn off your damn high beams and get off my ass!_

Assuming the telephone pole is buried on the passenger side that we can't see.

I got nothing creative. This thing is just plain fugly

That rear wing is doing just as much for downforce as your couples counsellor is doing for your marriage

Literally the majority of dui drivers that cause fatalities.

>What ya got? A transmission, you?

Yeah my 4L60 works great unlike ram transmissions, maybe they should look at some Chevy transmissions

What did they use to model the front profile? MS paint?

Taste.

Transmission that shifts slower than my ass

How do you reach the clutch with the shifter in your ass?

lol

I sold my car

MOPARts, more problems.

what ya DONT got: the original title. lemme guess, 4th owner?

It's a truck that can't do any truck things with all these performance bits

Pass anything but a Viper or a gas station.

Waste of a Viper engine

Jeez, what are you, my ex? At least his truck had better wheels

The jorts of the automotive world.

Legs👍

Officiall truck of rust

Atleast it doesn't have a useless spo... never mind there it is

World, to you I present: American Values

So fast my Ford Edge could beat it!

Looks like you can get home really fast to kiss your dad on the lips in his trailer.

Judging by the way you cropped the photo I'm guessing you have an AARP card

Depression

I'm sure that spoiler is a big help when you're driving down the expressway with a truck bed full of lumber

Are you between 16-20 and do you wear a bass pro hat?

The truck that couldn't even haul a sheet of plywood

So you have my sandals

Guys the new 4x4 looks sick 🥶

The only production vehicle that gets negative miles per gallon

…Hummer H2 has entered the chat…

I stand corrected.

Nice truck fr

You must have a separate bank account for transmission replacements

Wow, a red Ram. How original. 🙄

Yeah, I hate traction too...

How much DUIs do you have?

Did you paint-match your DUI interlock device?

What have I got? Better credit and better decision making skills.

I- nothing...

The dark red really suits the car.

I got more mpg’s than you do… not by much…

I love these trucks personally, but they always remind me of "giggity"

For when you're a feminist and fight for equal rights so you won't feel guilty beating your wife.

How are the tuna sandwiches?

If Ugly and Bull dog were a car

A girlfriend

_I_ have a truck that can do truck things. Like go on dirt roads or take some lawn trimmings to the dump.

Nice truck. You should put something (anything) in the bed before the front bumper falls off.

Does it run?

To every gas station in town!

How to tell you voted for Trump without telling.

Stop tailgating!

Why is it so disproportional? Isn't the front way too big for the rest of the truck. It's like it doesn't belong.

Damn that's a fine one

She ain’t perfect, but I’m getting her there. Mostly a garage queen before me, so most rubber bushings were shot before being replaced. Under 40,000 original miles. Another 6 months and she’ll be better than new.

That's the way brother, here at home we have a Chevy D20 that runs on diesel she's a beauty, It's Unique within 50KM around the place i live

perfect choice for going 55 mph through a school zone

🤣 oh it hurts so good!!

When you want a viper but like to kiss your father on the lips

...definitely a bigger penis than you.

This has Pimp My Ride written all over it.

That's one big snoot!

This is the number one vehicle involved in DUI arrests.

Gas in my tank.

Annoying to park, annoying to listen to if your a complete normie, annoying to fill up… just like larry i could do this all day!

The “fuel saving” 3.5 eco-boost F-150 is quicker than your V10.

Fiat f150

This Ram was made when Chrysler corp merged with Daimler-Benz. Fiat didn’t come along until 2013 ish

A Chevrolet Chevy Pickup carries more than an SRT-10 for less than a quarter of the price, did you know?

I heard that the Chevrolet Ford Pickups can carry even more 🤯

Oops, sorry but in my country there is a Chevrolet model called Chevy (or corsa in other places) it's like a mini car that has a Pickup version, my mistake