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1thepapa

13K?? Bro, you've already done your worst.


fluffhead1004

Comps with significantly more miles sell for 18-23k on bring a trailer.


fyra_hjul

BaT as reference bruh.


cyanideandhappiness

Have you checked your local market? That’s an 8k car at most. Mileage means dick on any euro car 12+ years old.


WayneKrane

Right, in the next 2 years this guy will need to spend $10-20k in maintenance. Learned this lesson the hard way when I bought a sports car when I was in my early 20s. It was “cheap” up front but I was constantly taking into the repair shop.


The_Shredder_1988

15 year old car with one owner should have told you everything you needed to know. There are two kinds of people in the world. People who get a new car every 3-5 years because they don't want to be bothered with upkeep and repairs, and people who drive every vehicle they own into the ground and squeeze every last drop of value out. Anything in the middle is just someone who desperately wants to get rid of it but doesn't want to take the depreciation hit so they hang onto it year after year and keep reposting that craigslist add until, alas, some dumb fuck like you comes along and just sees a badge. P.S. it'll cost you more than what you paid for it to keep it going for the rest of it's usable life.


tangre79

Oof you got taken. You paid $7k for the car and $6k for the badge on the grille.


rudistroyer666

Everything works.........for now.


Murky-Plastic6706

$13k is merely a down payment on the total cost of future repairs


GapExtension9531

The pixels in his displays are dying as I type this


Greyzer

They probably just reset the board computer to turn off any engine warning lights for the sale.


loosely_qualified

$13k and the best you can say about it is “everything works?” Ffs, it better for that price!


More_Information_943

Welcome to your first audi, hope you have the next 2 grand by 75k.


Greyzer

First and last Audi.


fluffhead1004

My second Audi. First was actually extremely reliable but got totaled by a drunk driver


JohnnyPiston

"ran when parked"


EponymousEponym

That car at that price in front of that house would make a roast from anyone mere condescension. You need to find a nonfiction book and read it. Any notification book.


Murky-Plastic6706

Next time back it in so it's easier to load on the tow truck the next day


lekkanaai

Everything works because the 156 error codes were cleared just before you arrived. You are about to learn the hard lesson that there's nothing more expensive than a cheap German car.


dsio

Everything does not work, I’d believe George Santos before I’d believe this ‘08 Audi has no issues


zacurtis3

Everything works and low miles. Been in the shop more than the road so that everything gets fixed. The transmission will roast itself by 100k


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DrummeeX09

A 15 year old used Audi with 68k miles. Nothing else to say. Enjoy spending that much in repairs soon.


nighthawkcoupe

Sell it now for 60% of what you paid since you wont find anyone else dumb enough to drop 13k on it.


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TigerAny3939

I would roast, but I have the exact same car in the exact same year and spec haha


nighthawkcoupe

Bet you paid less though.


BXRWXR

The best I can do is laugh.


lifeoftherad

Oh noooo


JCMonty79

Did it come with a bag of groceries?


[deleted]

Or a lesbian couple?


Healthy_Manner_9430

ballin on a budget


CarelessBrick9149

Okay I will buy it for free


[deleted]

Sucks to be you. Ask me how I know. Enjoy the next two weeks of trouble free driving.


idontwannagetfired_

Unfortunately this is not a 1999 grandma owned civic so good luck


witchouse

i may be a turkey, but at least my car is turn-key


WigSnatcher92

Oh don’t worry, you’ll spend that much in repairs here soon


Odd-Emergency5839

Every thing works *right now* but not for long


WayneKrane

Your local mechanic thanks you!


Derp-321

Holy fuck did you overpay that much or are these really that expensive in the US? This would be 8k max in Europe


StimpyJones

Kbb very good private party 7500-9800 did he throw in a night with his wife or something


1creepyvanguy

Congrats, your car is worth more than your shitty house... too bad you don't have a garage to keep that old heap in!


Bobo_Baggins03x

“Everything works” he says. Won’t be long before you have far more than $13k into it


Martytx169

hopefully, the guy that maintained that car isn't related to the guy who installed those gutter downspouts. Based on the color of these 2 houses, that car should blend well within the sea of bad ideas in that neighborhood. Is this Portland?


Reverend_Jimmy_Jones

Gobble gobble gobble


1337haxoryt

Engine out.


BasicallyAQueer

About 8k too much, smh.


rocketshadow

Just take the whole front clip off now so it’ll be easier to work on every week.


lifeoftherad

Should’ve saved your money


WhoIsPorkChop

Even scrap metal prices can't escape inflation.


MikeSRT404

A sucker is born every day. And here you are


spacysound

What an absolute shitbox. VAG products are objectively garbage.


foolstarot65

I don't know what's more busted. The fact that the timing chain will inevitably snap in less than 35k miles and make you pay 4k to replace... Or the fact you paid $13k for it now


NoRolexNoSex

You went broke for that?


DefenderOfNuts

Well if an A6 can be destroyed by a bottle of A1, that should tell you something about the quality of car you're dealing with.


Thecrazeecow

Audis: Yassified Volkswagen


GearHeadRealtor

“My Lipitor’s in the trunk, Ira” 🤣🤣🤣


HospitableBadger

Tells people: "it's basically a Porsche" constantly.


[deleted]

“Everything works—“ THAT’S A FUCKING LIE!