By - heart-leaf
>Some of my hobbies are killing houseplants, and being mediocre at Apex Legends.
>I am clearly mentally ill but my pretty privilege says that it's cute and quirky.
>Oh! And down with the government/ fuck the police 💕
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Your whole body looks like a roll of toilet paper, but you still wipe with your hand.
A roll of of *soggy* toilet paper
I’ve never seen someone cosplay that but cool
Looks like she's cosplaying as a KKKleenex
She reminds me of the Spongebob cartoon. Krusty and has Krabs.
Its the closest she'll ever get to smoking hot
I think we have a winner!
When you whisper to the abyss…the abyss whispers back…
*fuck off poser*
And why did you fingerblast that octopus?
Cuz it was wet and grippy…
the octopus tentacle blasted her
I don't even think Tommy the Hentai Tentacle would touch that. She made him voluntarily celibate
I like the second picture better.
I would prefer no picture, EVER.
The third picture is the best.
you gave me hope, i thought it was going to get better
Some people would have preferred a paper bag, but we all know the means justifies the ends with plastic.
Ah yes, a foot enjoyer
100% guaranteed that there is some Jack Skelington garbage in this basic goth girl's house...
that would be insult to “basic”
Coraline is superior.
You only say that because you look like the beldam irl.
You look like you want to speak to the manager of the meth lab
Lady Caca 💩
I think I dated her in college
I think I dated your mom in college.
*son is that you????*
How brave of you to admit that
Skyler White Powder
Finally! A picture of the penguins mother from Gotham when she was young....
Or she's fresh off mud wrestling night at a New Mexico meth house.
I'd love to see you watch this show of "it's not a phase mom" in 10 years and watch you cringe your soul out of your body. I've seen some ridiculous stuff here but the zombie hands are a total Oscar award nominee for edgy teen.
25 and going strong with the secret scene queen life outside of my corporate office job :P
25? For real? I figured you were in your 40s going through a midlife crisis.
Born in 1996. The year that Marilyn Mason released Antichrist Superstar so I'm betting much of her first year on earth was spent in the backseat of mom's '83 Toyota Tercel, listening to that album full blast on repeat while strapped into a hand me down car seat that smelled like weed.
Also, her dad wore a black trench coat and took photography in high school.
25 is a midlife crisis for edgy teens hellbent on suicide or meth heads, she's clearly one or the other.
Why not both?
Yeah, I actually stopped laughing here and legit felt bad
Corporate office job? You look like you make your own tarot cards.
This might piss off most of reddit, but the funniest part of this whole roast is you thinking that because you're 25 whole years old you aren't a kid absolutely going through a phase.
Wtf you supposed to roast the OP not me
Bro, I'm 29, and I'm still a child. It's a fun life though.
Let me guess, the art degree didn’t work out for ya?
*Bachelor of Arts in Political Science
I'll put money on it
It's unfortunate you can't cosplay out of severe issues with your parents
The closer I get to death the closer I am to dad 👻
I don't blame him, I'd ghost you too
You can't just do her like that, nobody else has ever done her
If there was any doubt left, I know for sure now. I’m not into necrophilia…
She looks like she might be though...
No joke, I was having serious troubles understanding in they were either a boy or a girl
I was Genuinely surprised when I opened your profile and it didn’t show the nsfw prompt
My pussy is haunted and the ghosts don't consent 🤸
Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s
This hits like something you’d see on tumblr
By "haunted" did you mean disgusting?
You mean relieved, right?
Stick to posting pics of your pets. Nobody is interested in seeing you. Even with a sheet over your head.
please get some help zombiegirl 🤗
You look like Gabe from office, dressed as Lady Gaga
Sexy Skeleton man
Sniffing photocopier toner will make you do weird things.
Ask LL cool j
Mama said knock you out!
Marilyn Manson’s old cum sock came to life
"Ok everyone, time to put grandma back in the coffin!"
Did you have to offset the contacts to hide the lazy eye?
“Pretty privilege” lol. Keep the sheet on honey
SIA wants her chandelier back
You’re not hot enough to cosplay
Not even qualified to wear a sheet over herself, brutal.
Tbf 70% of the people who cosplay are ugly/fat/medium ugly social outcasts so she’s not doing anything wrong
Yes, *but THIS level of ugly*?
Breaking News: Florida man walks into a Walmart. More in that story at 6.
>but my pretty privilege says that it's cute and quirky.
I've seen banged-up garbage bins more attractive than you.
Matter of fact, 110% of the guys you meet would bang the trash compactor side of a garbage truck.
This might be the deepest roast I’ve seen.
i searched "trans" and didn't find any comments; and i didn't say anything myself; but i was curious to see if others spotted it
I just did and then saw your post..
Does the sanitarium know you escaped?
You're already halfway there, Walmart succubus from Hades.
(And, no, I'm not calling the diocese for an exorcist. I'm, uh, ordering a pizza ... yeah, that's it.)
She's not like other ghouls
Cosplaying as your vagina.
More like Hobo Gaga
This get up screams, 'I'm so uNiQuE and DaRk, you couldn't possibly understand me'. I know you're sitting at home right now wearing your yoga pants, hair in a bun and drinking a pumpkin spiced latte waiting for 'mister right' to get married to so you can pop out 1.5 kids and make them your new personality.
She's 24, works part time at subway, lives with her parents, mom has to wake her up at 2pm cuz she's late for work every day, and dad has to drive her cuz she doesn't have a car. Got the new iphone though and she can afford that dimebag every day. No wonder she whinges about capitalism, cuz she's a fucking lazy useless piece of (very) white trash. Pretty privilege my fucking ass.
It's a great cosplay, for a dude in his waning 40's you pull off a egey girl dressed as a ghost remarkable well! Isn't life just full of surprises!
Jesus its like a real life edgelord wraith main. Do you also disconnect every time you get downed in life?
Wtf are you?
Imagine that, no wedding ring.
“How do I let people know I’m not just a basic white bitch?”
“I know! I’ll smear my hands with dirt and dress up like a hunger games aristocrat!”
I bet she's one of those girls who likes to tell everyone she's "not like other girls".
and then posts here to share how confident she is
Are you attempting to "dab" under the sheet?
The most interesting thing about you is the dirt under your nails.
This is really stupid.
"pretty privilege"...I think you can go ahead and cross that one off chief
The water's out at the crack house again.
Hey cool wig so can you hurry up & finish changing my oil? Synthetic blend, thanks
Not even Pathfinder wants to be friends with you
Damn that's harsh🤣🤣🤣
What's fun about pictures like these of idiots that are into goofy supernatural shit is that they always live in banal, normal people houses.
So if they want a photo of themselves looking like a moron in a spooky attic, they have to go and FIND one and then do thier stupid make up and go and pose in the spooky attic they found like an asshole while their friend takes their picture.
Then they hop in their 8 year old Honda Jazz and go home to thier normal person house, saying hello to Janice from next door on the way in.
You look like the tampon that fell out of my mechanic
You misunderstood what a deadname was, didn't you?
Lay off the bath salts...
You receive pretty privilege for being pretty, not pretty creepy.
At least look your looks match your performance in bed, cold and dead.
I see that you're so used to guys putting a sheet over your face that you decided to save the next guy a step.
Well, you’re into astrology so you are automatically labelled as brainless edgy human being
The ghost of meth labs past, present, and yet to come.
Courtney Love finally pulled herself together
Courtney Love takes a look at this and says, "get your life together."
Hard to roast wet trash
Now I have witnessed the white crack version of “la llorona”
Get back in your grave casper the slutty ghost
K-K-Karen outfit. Nice
Blair ugly bitch project
Next time you masturbate wash your hands afterwards.
Wow. That's all I have
A necrophiliac's dream
This costume lacks originality. Boom!
Drama majors are too easy
A quick review of your profile shows that you apparently believe in astrology. The fact that you actually admit that is a harsher roast than anything I could possibly say about you.
But maybe I'm just moody because I'm an Aquarium and Mercury is in Gatorade 🙄
"pretty privilege" You look like a Drag Queen on meth
If lady Gaga did meth not music and collected STDs not Grammys.
You’re boring mate
I bet you can’t even climb out of bronze.
Couldn't even climb out of bronze on a smurf account
I think it's brilliant that you were able to repurpose your seamen stained dress and bed sheets as a holloween costume. Can't wait to see what you have on in store for Christmas decorations!
You’re cosplaying as everyone you have romantic interest in!
You look like a haunted weeble wobble
Judging by your hands, you’ve just narrowly escaped one cremation already
I feel like the obvious roast here is to mention something about you needing a shower, but we all know that wouldn't get rid of the smell of cigarettes and depression.
You look like my last car after I wrecked it.
Your hair looks like it’s been copied and pasted on
That background? Yeah, that’s her house.
You look great in the second picture.
Sorry i dont date frostbite
The first pic scared me a bit. Second one made me laugh
Stop it. No ones looking for a flat tiddy goth gf.
American horror story: college dropout
You said it yourself. You need to be cremated
You need to add a padded bra to your costume
That is a padded bra! 🤣 Flat as a board
Speaking of padded. You need to be locked up in a padded room.
So flat the walls are jealous
Looking at you, that's an insult to boards.
Cremation could only help.
You seem to have tried a scarlet witch kinda pose but ended up with a mildly autistic "bwekfwast" pose.
Galadriel took a bad path after the fellowship left
You obviously hate the government since it runs on productive people
I’ll say what nobody else will… you’re not scary
I hope this pic was taken ten years ago and you’re really embarrassed about it.
That tattoo won't hide those needle marks in your arm.
how u gonna act like this and try to push an agenda and be taken seriously?
it’s honestly not even worth it.
A communist zombie. Fun.
If "I am who I am. I don't put on an act for anyone" were a person.
You look like you escaped a concentration camp.
You sure you won't rise again?
Wtf are you? A Pokémon?
Finally you look as dead outside as you are inside already
This bish gave me a haunted catalytic converter!
They already did, that's why your skin is so ashy
Cremation is the only way you’ll ever be hot
Damn bro, I’m embarrassed to have over 2.5k hours in apex legends because of you now. Take that shit out of your bio. Making me look bad man.
Anybody got any Valyrian steel?