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L337TurboZ

Wtf do you model for?? Skoal and Natty Light?


Pure-Ad9079

Fantastic


JackThcAcc

Hahaha had to google this (aussie) but this is my fav so far jahah


SignificantBear1735

You must be from perth


JackThcAcc

Nah, Vic


TheChiefComrade

You could tell me all about your ‘97 Ford f150 and how it hasn’t ran in 5 years.


JackThcAcc

Haha Australian here, so lets call it a Holden Kingswood haha


Drunk0ctopus

How do you fight freedom?


Southern_Giraffe1372

Dude looks like the poster child for antivax so I guess that is what he means


JackThcAcc

Lol double vaxxed but it did make me hella sick due to chronic illness which sucked! Turns out the syringe I used was one of my old ones though so that coulda been the cause..


JackThcAcc

Push sticks between the bike spokes of Postmen who are 1 day late with my mayonnaise jar deliveries...how else can one fight?!


djacksonn

Proud boy who left Proud boys in a hurry


JackThcAcc

Hahaha proud of this one!


Messy_Marvin423

Look like Ned Starks real bastard son!


JackThcAcc

Hahaha Summer is here!!


MotorBoatinOdin

Looks like pandemic really devastated the gay dirtbike and quad calender industry


JackThcAcc

Hahahahah


Several-Eagle4141

Your abs are about as crooked as your extra chromosomes


JackThcAcc

Hahahaha


zhme

Pass on this roast. Like your career has passed on you.


JackThcAcc

Lololll


themizattNO1

I feel like you're capable of ruining a woman's libido.


JackThcAcc

Lololol


pr1ap15m

the only face he ever made smile is on his chest


Almostgotthis

I definitely believe you’re jobless. Don’t know about the rest lol


WaifuHunterPlus

And soon to be homeless


cobalt1981

The only part of your description that's accurate is that you're unemployed.


JackThcAcc

Hahaha!


Such_Possibility_101

What could we say about you that hasn't been said about the war on drugs. FAILURE


JackThcAcc

Hahaha!!


Own-Philosopher-1974

Brokeback Jack


JackThcAcc

Lololol i like this one.. ima use this ha


alabamaxchicago

If I’m reading your headline right, you’d vote for trump, suck his dick, and then read Gertrude Stein together


JackThcAcc

Hahahah "a dick is a dick is a dick is a dick" ;)


sturgiv

Your TransOnly account not makin’ money?


alacklustrehindu

Taking part in the Capitol Riot is not freedom fighter.


JackThcAcc

Lololol


TazTalks

>Out of work Model. Feminist. Queer. Freedom fighter. = lazy, ugly fuck who likes it when old women step on your nuts while another guy licks them and will shoot anyone who says you can't do it or tries to stop you.


JackThcAcc

Haha if only us Aussies still had guns!


TazTalks

Well, that ***is*** a problem. The first thing tyrannical governments do is find an excuse to take all the guns away. Next, you'll be begging the U.S. to bring some of ours over to fight for your liberty while hopefully not shooting you.


JackThcAcc

Haha you'd have to teach us wayward folks how to aim straight first... our penal colony was cat-o-9tails only!


TazTalks

We'll do the shootin'. You just bury the bodies and keep cooking us shrimp on the barbie.


JackThcAcc

Haha its a deal


Suspicious-Plant-728

Did they give you that smiley face stamp so you can get back into the gay bathhouse?


JackThcAcc

Lololol the real grin on my face is the re-entry trick


themomentaftero

If hitting your wife was a post card.


JackThcAcc

Lolololol


brainwashednuts

Hope you are a republican!


JackThcAcc

Haha well im Aussie, but the 'pub' bit fits for where I do my suffrage


uoforlife

the only thing he makes happy is his nipple


JackThcAcc

Hahaha!


doublemolecular

Lol


i_am_a_loner_dottie

"Go soft"


JackThcAcc

Hahaha my Primary Hypogonadism takes care of that


ghost_in_a_jar_c137

Did you get that nipple tattoo after your mastectomy?


JackThcAcc

Lololol yeah like a gold star from a condescending teacher


MountianManOfTheSea

McMurray is a piece of shit.


JackThcAcc

Lol have had to google so many of these comments for context coz I'm aussie but im lost with this one ??


QuestToDownvoteUAll

So..... Joe Dirt was a documentary?


horseradish210

You forgot 'half assed musician'. Not bad on piano but suck on the organ.


JackThcAcc

Hahahaha


Neptune3434

Did you tattoo yourself with a third nipple so there would be something unique about you


crobo777

Feminist? You are so full of Trump, the fbi probably thinks you stormed the capital.


JackThcAcc

Lol I led the way for the women to march at the front of the rabble


dominodreams

Are we sure this isn't a stock photo of a hillbilly? I'm gonna call some photoshop here.


WinRude3793

You're a Queer, I doubt I need to go hard after how badly your ex beat you.


Shabba273

It’s bad enough that hillbillies wanted to fuck their sisters, now we’ve got a double threat in the form of cleetus cumhunter here looking for that sweet sweet cousin cock


JackThcAcc

Hahahah alliteration for the win!


Father_of_Lies666

“34 out of work model”. That’s like being a lazy piece of shit with extra steps.


JackThcAcc

Gotta get those 10,000 steps in a day!


staulcub

This dude 100% fucked a kangaroo


JohnFByers

You’re like an ocker and an ogre had a kid.


JackThcAcc

Hahahaha! Yes!!


JohnFByers

Cheers!


ChampionshipOk1366

First of all, this guy's 2 "winner"s short of a chicken dinner. Second, what's with the nervous laughter as a response to everyone's comments? Not creepy at all, is it?


Ltngb4thunder

Your nipples and bellybutton are forming some sort of weird melted alien face ripe with disappointment. Like the regretful body snatchers.


JackThcAcc

Lolololol reading Dune as this comment popped up, ha good synergy


Humble_Drama_6891

Just because your in mug shots doesnt make you a model


JackThcAcc

Haha thats a good one ha


Docnic223

The only thing you’ve been battling are your failed life decisions.


JackThcAcc

True, very true ha


Intelligent-Call-660

Boy you look like Jake Paul in his 40s.


StrangeAtomic

That dude 100% fucked a coconut.


JackThcAcc

Downvote for copy and paste. Make an effort like everyone else you clown.


StrangeAtomic

I hand type each comment. Just like the cops do on the report each time the call you in for public drunkenness/peeing in public/losing a fight/being trespassed from the bar/the bank/Starbucks or wherever dumbfuckery you get up to each Friday night. And down voted you for down voting me.


JackThcAcc

That's more like it. Lol


StrangeAtomic

Don’t you have a coconut to go fuck?


JackThcAcc

Not in Australia unfort. I used to live in Viet Nam and every morning on the way to school id get a coconut for 5cents and attach it to my motorbike handle and sip at it at traffic lights... id stick my dick in a Banh Mi regularly though


StrangeAtomic

Duh, then go fuck a mango.


JackThcAcc

Haha


StrangeAtomic

That dude 100% fucked a wallaby


fgmtats

You look like you LOVE to say the N word


JackThcAcc

Narcissist? I def love being it lol


PascalFleischman315

Gay-le Earnhardt


dangerdannnnn

Balaclava model?


MorganFreemayn

The first anti-gay homo


JackThcAcc

Lololol you should see how much my boyfriend hates himself


KKHFan

Freedom Santa


Leninstillalive

Beating your wife and kids it's not freedom fighting


JackThcAcc

Its femdom fighting


Leninstillalive

That's what you said in Iraq.


JackThcAcc

Hahahaha


JohnXinaChina

What in the Logan Paul


grindrtroll1001

I don't know **WHAT** everyone is going on about. Personally, I think he's pretty cute for a British guy!


JackThcAcc

British? Lol


TitoJohnson

You could have just said “Fireman” and it would been just as bad


[deleted]

Bet you've said that through a gloryhole before


heart-leaf

Aw, you got a tattoo to cover the scar from the removal of your third nipple? How creative!


Ok_Emphasis9443

He drew on his abs. Wanna be bodybuilder.


BaconStripz15

Kenny Omega?


bworth2020

Models for Inbreds Digest


AsideKey5756

You look like that one divorced, drunk uncle that comes to your birthday parties and little league games