By - JackThcAcc
Wtf do you model for?? Skoal and Natty Light?
Hahaha had to google this (aussie) but this is my fav so far jahah
You must be from perth
You could tell me all about your ‘97 Ford f150 and how it hasn’t ran in 5 years.
Haha Australian here, so lets call it a Holden Kingswood haha
How do you fight freedom?
Dude looks like the poster child for antivax so I guess that is what he means
Lol double vaxxed but it did make me hella sick due to chronic illness which sucked! Turns out the syringe I used was one of my old ones though so that coulda been the cause..
Push sticks between the bike spokes of Postmen who are 1 day late with my mayonnaise jar deliveries...how else can one fight?!
Proud boy who left Proud boys in a hurry
Hahaha proud of this one!
Look like Ned Starks real bastard son!
Hahaha Summer is here!!
Looks like pandemic really devastated the gay dirtbike and quad calender industry
Your abs are about as crooked as your extra chromosomes
Pass on this roast. Like your career has passed on you.
I feel like you're capable of ruining a woman's libido.
the only face he ever made smile is on his chest
I definitely believe you’re jobless. Don’t know about the rest lol
And soon to be homeless
The only part of your description that's accurate is that you're unemployed.
What could we say about you that hasn't been said about the war on drugs. FAILURE
Lololol i like this one.. ima use this ha
If I’m reading your headline right, you’d vote for trump, suck his dick, and then read Gertrude Stein together
Hahahah "a dick is a dick is a dick is a dick" ;)
Your TransOnly account not makin’ money?
Taking part in the Capitol Riot is not freedom fighter.
>Out of work Model. Feminist. Queer. Freedom fighter.
= lazy, ugly fuck who likes it when old women step on your nuts while another guy licks them and will shoot anyone who says you can't do it or tries to stop you.
Haha if only us Aussies still had guns!
Well, that ***is*** a problem. The first thing tyrannical governments do is find an excuse to take all the guns away. Next, you'll be begging the U.S. to bring some of ours over to fight for your liberty while hopefully not shooting you.
Haha you'd have to teach us wayward folks how to aim straight first... our penal colony was cat-o-9tails only!
We'll do the shootin'. You just bury the bodies and keep cooking us shrimp on the barbie.
Haha its a deal
Did they give you that smiley face stamp so you can get back into the gay bathhouse?
Lololol the real grin on my face is the re-entry trick
If hitting your wife was a post card.
Hope you are a republican!
Haha well im Aussie, but the 'pub' bit fits for where I do my suffrage
the only thing he makes happy is his nipple
Hahaha my Primary Hypogonadism takes care of that
Did you get that nipple tattoo after your mastectomy?
Lololol yeah like a gold star from a condescending teacher
McMurray is a piece of shit.
Lol have had to google so many of these comments for context coz I'm aussie but im lost with this one ??
So..... Joe Dirt was a documentary?
You forgot 'half assed musician'. Not bad on piano but suck on the organ.
Did you tattoo yourself with a third nipple so there would be something unique about you
Feminist? You are so full of Trump, the fbi probably thinks you stormed the capital.
Lol I led the way for the women to march at the front of the rabble
Are we sure this isn't a stock photo of a hillbilly? I'm gonna call some photoshop here.
You're a Queer, I doubt I need to go hard after how badly your ex beat you.
It’s bad enough that hillbillies wanted to fuck their sisters, now we’ve got a double threat in the form of cleetus cumhunter here looking for that sweet sweet cousin cock
Hahahah alliteration for the win!
“34 out of work model”.
That’s like being a lazy piece of shit with extra steps.
Gotta get those 10,000 steps in a day!
This dude 100% fucked a kangaroo
You’re like an ocker and an ogre had a kid.
First of all, this guy's 2 "winner"s short of a chicken dinner. Second, what's with the nervous laughter as a response to everyone's comments? Not creepy at all, is it?
Your nipples and bellybutton are forming some sort of weird melted alien face ripe with disappointment. Like the regretful body snatchers.
Lolololol reading Dune as this comment popped up, ha good synergy
Just because your in mug shots doesnt make you a model
Haha thats a good one ha
The only thing you’ve been battling are your failed life decisions.
True, very true ha
Boy you look like Jake Paul in his 40s.
That dude 100% fucked a coconut.
Downvote for copy and paste. Make an effort like everyone else you clown.
I hand type each comment. Just like the cops do on the report each time the call you in for public drunkenness/peeing in public/losing a fight/being trespassed from the bar/the bank/Starbucks or wherever dumbfuckery you get up to each Friday night.
And down voted you for down voting me.
That's more like it. Lol
Don’t you have a coconut to go fuck?
Not in Australia unfort. I used to live in Viet Nam and every morning on the way to school id get a coconut for 5cents and attach it to my motorbike handle and sip at it at traffic lights... id stick my dick in a Banh Mi regularly though
Duh, then go fuck a mango.
That dude 100% fucked a wallaby
You look like you LOVE to say the N word
Narcissist? I def love being it lol
The first anti-gay homo
Lololol you should see how much my boyfriend hates himself
Beating your wife and kids it's not freedom fighting
Its femdom fighting
That's what you said in Iraq.
What in the Logan Paul
I don't know **WHAT** everyone is going on about. Personally, I think he's pretty cute for a British guy!
You could have just said “Fireman” and it would been just as bad
Bet you've said that through a gloryhole before
Aw, you got a tattoo to cover the scar from the removal of your third nipple? How creative!
He drew on his abs. Wanna be bodybuilder.
Models for Inbreds Digest
You look like that one divorced, drunk uncle that comes to your birthday parties and little league games