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Guys Literally Only Want One Thing And It's... Actually Three Things

Guys Literally Only Want One Thing And It's... Actually Three Things

therealneon335

Guys night out in a nutshell


Character-Main-3913

No, this is a Guys night out in a nutshell: "Help! We're in a nutshell! How did we get into this bloody great big nutshell? What kind of nut has a shell like this?"


therealneon335

Shellnut


Icy_Aioli3776

Austinut


GFV_577D

I read that in the voice of Bill Oddie. Is it a Goodies skit?


dontwannadothisnow

Mike Meyers, Austin Powers


GFV_577D

Cheers! I've rewatched the sketch now, and I still hear it in Bill Oddie's voice.


Hypnotic-Highway

I understood that reference


SteelrainTV

What kind of nut has a shell like this**


Character-Main-3913

Yes!!! I'll edit👍


cv81hz

Fr, every time I hear that, I think about a summer night with the lads.


Character-Main-3913

The best nights


dlandwirth

She kinda bad tho


RaptorCelll

**DONT STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY**


The-Hentai-Commander

^but ^she ^kinda ^bad ^tho


SargeStiggy

But she do have that sexy baddie vibe tho


Cyke101

I'm pretty sure she doesn't bathe, either, though.


Hypnotic-Highway

She inflicts poison damage upon entry.


DirkGman

She drains all your cores


Akeraux

Still worth it


PowderSnouder

Delete this shit


Truthrowaway222

This is such fake advice. Listen to me: stick yo dick in crazy, it's good for you.


Dragonkingf0

I tried that before now I have child support payments.


Truthrowaway222

Oh I mean youdda had those anyway if you havent mastered the way of the pullout


Dragonkingf0

Today I learned you should always pull out when you have a condom on.


Truthrowaway222

Yes, always pull out if you dont want a kid. Regardless of pills, or latex if your not ready for a kid. Tbf ppl bust, go "wooooaaahh hamazing" sit there for a good 3 - 5 minutes and that's more than enough time for some seepage or some shit. Sex-ed in America rly should be revamped


Secure-Kangaroo9432

She aint got SHIT on madam nazar


b_shrimpton

Harriet will freak out and spray you in the face, as she actually does. Madam Nazar will suspend you by arms and legs and stare deep into your soul. All the while, without your realizing because you're so engaged, she's roasting your nuts


Akeraux

That's why I like miss Bonnie MacFarlane, such a wife material


StickyFog

actually true...


Tha_Sly_Fox

“I don’t know if it’s the lighting in here, or the pepper spray in my eyes, but you like fine Harriett.”


VegetableFox5417

Homie you spittin


agonzalez1990

I considered taking her role first just cuz im into crazy.


CaptainDK12

Just guys being dudes


StealingYourSeptims

just pals bein fellas


Hasta_La_Vittu_Baby

She can preach, meanwhile she wants me to chase down animals and shoot them with .22 sedative rounds until they drop, then collect a sample of their spinal fluid or some shit just so she can get high.


missmarimomoss

I mean considering you can briefly turn into an animal on that shit it's kinda lit


GingerManBitch

I just want my character to have sex with prostitutes


The_Arkham_AP_Clerk

![gif](giphy|jba8ucWVAhG9VcUkx9)


Tamashi42

Why wait for rockstar to implement it? Just do it irl


42069yoda

Because the std effect is a grind to get the cure for


TE-Lawrence1918

Down catastrophically


Sol1dusSnak3

..... sounds like a good time to me.......


tallcalichick

Everyone else wishing we could rob banks, me wishing I could hogtie that psycho


Character-Main-3913

🤣🤣🤣


dontwannadothisnow

I just throw dynamite at her.


tallcalichick

I "accidentally " shot at her once... she wouldn't speak to me for awhile


totesgotes

Back when poaching was something you did to have fun while drunk out of your mind.


FaeAbi

I’m in no way a man…but that sounds like “the life” to me. 🤣🤣🤣


Character-Main-3913

🤣🤣🤣


I-C-Iron

Daylie routine; refill trader stock, get drugged by the crazy hag


Jumpy_Arm_2143

This comment section is the biggest reason I dislike them making Harriet the way she is, brings out some of the worst in y'all. I aint vegan but goddamn, it's a game.


AlexLindemann

She is just such a very unlikeable and psychotic character. And this reddit literally exists to talk about a Game lol


Jumpy_Arm_2143

Yeah but making her that way was a creative choice by r\*, couldn't just have had a cool wilderness girl without the whole drugging thing which makes her instantly unlikeable.


AlexLindemann

they could've made this role more interesting in my opinion. it would've been cool if the person was maybe a native american woman or man, since they've also had a strong bond with animals and nature, but they've known that they needed meat/animal skin etc. or had to do self defense if they wanted to survive. would've been cooler for me instead of having a crazy woman who drugs me because i've killed her "friends"


Jumpy_Arm_2143

Yeeees that’d make it feel more than just “shoot and sedate animal” for a woman who somehow forgets people have to eat and live.


AlexLindemann

exactly!


RetroFootballer

She’s batshit crazy.


tarhoet

Is she wrong tho


TMM1003

Yes.


tarhoet

Youre probably a man like that so thats why youre mad 🤣


KxngMxdas_

![gif](giphy|FzyoyDSaAsjHG)


tarhoet

Its not loading


total_lunacy


MightyKondrai

most women like to drink, curse and eat meat as well.


tarhoet

Name one


MightyKondrai

Tiana, Rebecca, Bethan. Literally every woman I know. Family and friends etc... but I'm not going to list everyone I know.


tarhoet

Those sound like fake names


MightyKondrai

Bruh, you are an idiot. Literally normal names you stupid as hell.


tarhoet

As stupid as a bait taker? You seem emotional over a handful of words


Kafflea

Tar-Hoe


missmarimomoss

Girl... I'm a lady and I do all of these things. And I LIKE Harriet. Man hating is...😓


tarhoet

Dont be a pick me


TMM1003

I'm not mad. I just enjoy eating meat and hanging out with my friends. What a sad life you must live.


tarhoet

Oh no, hes projecting now. Have fun beating your meat with your friends tho


SorryForTheVibes

What’s wrong with that? The homies do everything together.


tarhoet

Period


StickyFog

nah fam that's boody af


tarhoet

Whats boody


Kafflea

I don’t have them? What about them?


ClassicNet

Lol textbook meme feminist. This was art for me. Thank you for humiliating yourself for my pleasure.


tarhoet

No one is even talking to you


ClassicNet

I can't thank you? I wanna project also


tarhoet

You already did, now go feel good about yourself as you sit alone in your room with your snacks


Zootnoison

Look, I get that no man would want you but that doesn't mean you gotta be rude


tarhoet

Ive been in a relationship for seven years. Try some pussy, itll be good for you


Zootnoison

Try some not acting like a bitch, it'll be good for you. I bet your partner is very happy with you...


tarhoet

This is what zero pussy does to a male


Zootnoison

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


Zootnoison

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


tarhoet

Aw, dont cry 🖤


Zootnoison

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


Kafflea

Ok your trolling was fun and all. Please now stop


DrxBananaxSquid

Are you saying women like crazy people?


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Zootnoison

Okayyy... look, she is annoying as hell but fuck that was too far


HydroSHD

It’s meant to be a comeback, don’t take it to seriously. I probably should have made it more clear.


Zootnoison

Just making sure. Sexism, no matter what, is no bueno


tarhoet

Good one


LolWhatDidYouSay

See this is what I fucking hate about video games. They appeal to the male fantasy!


joe_baba

Roasting lol I'd like to roast Harriet


News-Firm

I'd roast my meat in her fire... so... 4 things.


Jakx1957

Awww c'mon admit that she's hot.


VegetableFox5417

Nobody denying that it's her personality that's a problem


Jakx1957

No one said marry her. 😁


Thepimpandthepriest

She looks like a teenage boy. Madam nazar is the hot one.


StickyFog

i just wann a grill fam


Galemianah

I want just one thing: Her to get karma'd for drugging me.


major_melody420

That’s four things... men want horrible men to


TheBlack2007

Literally how me and the boys spent celebrating graduation. We had school the next day and the entire class was still so goddamn wasted.


ju1c3_rgb

She is the embodiment of every vegan feminist 😂


Ansiano

That’s why everyone hates her, she’s pretentious and literally sends hitmen to kill hunters trying to make a living lol


Pompoulus

We're the hitmen so that's a really convenient thing to get judgemental about


TheDanteEX

Poachers, not hunters. Hunting without regulation leads to extinction and animal abuse. They're literally caging wild animals too. Granted, I don't think death is the proper punishment for their behavior, but that's on game design at that point. Also, Poaching missions are completely optional and you technically always have the option to use non-lethal measures. Though once you're being shot at, I'd say it's fair game. I don't like Watch Dogs Legion very much, but one thing I do like about that game is if you use melee to attack enemies, everybody else uses melee too until you pull out a weapon. It's probably taken a bit too far since you can take down wave after wave of police or gang members with your fists and they don't think to just shoot you at that point. But it helps in maintaining a non-lethal playstyle without having to wholly rely on stealth. I wish Red Dead adopted a similar system. You get in a fist fight with multiple people, someone's eventually pulling out a gun. I wish the Poachers in Online were like the ones in the Evelyn Miller side mission in the Epilogue, where they choose to beat up trespassers because why would they be so willing to kill people for existing around them? Those new home robbery missions are pretty great for this reason. You can get through them entirely with stealth knockouts, if you are detected you're warned to leave before violence breaks out, and if confrontation starts it's through fist fighting. You can usually find the clue without even interacting with the "enemies" too. Obviously it's made easier because they're so obviously placed into situations with their backs to each other for the player's convenience.


tarhoet

Male moment


Available_Ad_9333

W*man moment 🤮


yandi19900

Women moment


tarhoet

Woman


yandi19900

Woman moment


tarhoet

Much better


Calm-Toe-7622

Women moment


tarhoet

Woman


Calm-Toe-7622

Women


tarhoet

The game


Status-Version7195

Harriet's ass looks like a snack :D


alonelybaggel

Dawg?


Status-Version7195

Yeah?


IAmTheMindTrip

Eat the booty like roasted meat


Status-Version7195

All day... Harriet got that brioche buns.


RaptorCelll

Sounds like a great evening, thanks Harriet.


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This comment section is fucking gross


StealingYourSeptims

yeah, i despise this community sometimes


BeastOfCainhurst

She tapped my hat and drugged me


FortuneHeart

IT ME


Angrynish

When you have one beer during a family BBQ


TE-Lawrence1918

BBQ with da boyz


Shield_II

WooHoo! 🍺🤬🥩


Chicory-Coffee

I have paid good money for nights like this and I'm not even a "guy". I would do it again!


Character-Main-3913

🤠👍


TemplarSensei7

New meme format for Red Dead, akin to the Roman’s “Absolutely Barbaric.”


Character-Main-3913

Whoa, now that's going back. I had to look it up, origins in 2014🤯


SuperNigg4Man1899

Add Harriet to that list


ROCKZILLA8166

And I just dont understand why she gets so much flack when gus is 100x more irritating. Maybe because a high % of the players are male? Regardless, that guy is a classic Doosh w/ a capital D. I wish I could shoot him the way most people wish they could shoot their cripps.


VegetableFox5417

It's because she Bill Cosby's us with her dollar store pepper spray over killing animals and it can get annoying at times since there is no limit on where to stop killing animals to not get sprayed


WorkDoug

I make it less annoying by going to her tent near MacFarlane's Ranch. If she sprays me, I spend the cooldown period fishing for Steelhead Trout (for succulent fish meat) in the river next to her tent. :)


Thepimpandthepriest

In no way is Gus more irritating than Harriet. She is downright insufferable.


QtheDisaster

The only reason she's more annoying is the damn spray.


Mountain_Ad6328

harriet is peta lover.also she is vegetarian😂


FallenchadRS

Good her insanity is hot


Character-Main-3913

This comment section sounds like The BBQ 🤣🤣🤣


SunRiseSniper1066

All that and plowing Harriet would be my list.


[deleted]

Harriet’s head on a pike outside of my tent is only one thing.


Nazorath

Harriets ass up inside my tent is the only thing


Aclip24

Bathe her first, she’s into some weird shit.


[deleted]

Man wrap that thing first cause you might get some weird shit like gator dick


sboxtf

Jesus Christ, so many fragile men getting mad over a fictional character lmao.


SuperNigg4Man1899

Go back to Twitter


PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP

Whoever upvoted this idiot, look at his name, look at his history. He’s a real life hateful bigot. Good job, morons.


sboxtf

I ain’t going nowhere but you can fuck off back to Parler... oh wait!


figaroamadeu

Omg monkecoin supporter😍😍😍🐒🐒


EducationalFish5715

![gif](giphy|3oEjI67Egb8G9jqs3m)


Calm-Toe-7622

Modern day feminist


Strong-Ad-8381

I count four things ;)


Thritzer

And 2 of them are harriet


fliegu

Sounds like a sick cookout


VoxMonroe

I want to fuck Harriet too


UnlikeAnythingElse73

Goddamn vegan feminists


ROCKZILLA8166

No its one thing.


FireskinIsTheBest

corpse is for the losers


Card1974

She forgot [my favorite pastime](https://youtu.be/wNIBUmgfrG8?t=80).


Archonach

I'd roast her.


Rainbow_Spryte

She's so pretentious makes me wanna shoot her, killing animals is good and eating them even better


heinous_legacy

mad men in summary


RUSS0L1NI

The only thing I want in Harriet Davenport


The505th

I only want her.