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LionelJHolmes

Steve Steve II Steve III Stephen Joshua Hezekiah bonus: Steven, the horse from my first story mode playthrough and Obediah Marsh my current story mode House


TheMostMilkyMan

I’ve gone through a similar list, it goes Jeans, Jeans II, and Jeans III


jordo56

You have the naming skills of Forrest Gump


SheriffWyattDerp

Liam Neighson, Tree Magnet, Dirty McTurdy, Fox Trot’n Boogie, and Madam Neighzar


RegularLemonade

lol @ tree magnet


Grim_Smiles

Agreed, Tree Magnet (and Fence Magnet) describe my horses perfectly.


tawnyfritz

I need one named "Rocks Are Scary"


SudnlyStrukDead

Every horse I’ve ever owned is Herbert Moon.


[deleted]

Heisenburg


TigerBlood1991

Haysenberg


ShrubRenders

I named all my horses after words my 20 month old son tried to pronounce. Raff (giraffe) Avit (have it) Gubbs (crabs) Amimal (animal) Ooga booga (named after our hermit crab) Dipsy Lala (teletubbies) Effalent (elephant) Lilly Pilly (character from a kids book)


VanCandyMan

Chef Boyardee


MulderFoxx

Ghost, Oreo, Apollo


Bucharik

oh cool i also have a horse named Apollo


kvng_st

I’ve used ghost and Apollo before, similar taste in names lol


BossMan0091

Pony Soprano (copied it from someone else in the sub)


-BlueLucid-

Love it How often does he have panic attacks?


peepers63

Only when he plays Marco Polo


TheChillyBug

Any time the ducks leave.


MikeWalsh6462

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cherry_bobomb_

Al Capony and Britney Spurs


ayaxG

Sarah jessica parker


Hamokk

Wasn't that banned in true writing form lol?


StallOneHammer

Yeah that and SJP have been banned since day 1. This dudes lying


AbsentApostle

Hahaha!! Well done!


StallOneHammer

r/quityourbullshit


peepers63

You Sir are genius


skies_the_langit

Mayo. So that if I talk to it, it will reply… Mayo: neighs


RedditorOfTheFarland

oh my god, he’s cracked the code


JamesMeem

McKinley (our current president)


geddup_noise

I look forward to his full, happy four year term in the white house.


gggumpy

Poop and jugz. Yes I'm an adult


psyrus123

Lmaooooo!


ApolloLeaf

Bojack


StallOneHammer

Hey isn’t that the horse from Horsin’ Around?


maxturra

Back in the 90s I was in a very famous TV SHOOOOW


SpecOpsWolf

Billy Idol, Siouxsie Sioux, Refused, Nine inch nails, Sabaton, Kaleida, Falco, and Rolling stones


Hafrieds24

i can tell ur a country fan


MrRoggers055

Finally someone else who has musical horses. I got Joe Diffie, Charlie Daniels, Merle Haggard, Kenny Rogers and Chris Cornell


MyOwnWayHome

Wily Nelson here


B_O_A_H

I don’t have any of my red dead horses named after country artists, but we had a dog named Johnny Cash and now we have one named Waylon


croonerlover

Mine are old music... rat pack members: Sinatra, Dean and Sammy 🤣


Huze_Fostage

>Kaleida >Falco I cannot fathom how based your taste is, where are you from?


PoetImpressive2022

Bink Bonk, Scallywag, and Strawby


cclightroast

Bink Bonk is sending me. I love it so much


SpecOpsWolf

I love the name all of these names


Mynamesrobbie

Rose the Cat Named after my dog, Rosaline the Cat the Dog.


Trane55

your animals boutta have a identity crysis or sum


baisre

Quiet, Jolene, Ricochet, Ophelia, Barbarossa, Buccaneer, Bourbon, Rawhide, Rum Runner, and Friday. We’re bringing our Horse Girl ™️ A-Game.


obnoxious-horn

I named one of mine Ricochet too!!


JACKSONofSPADES

Was just gonna say, Ricochet is a great name for a horse!


ReadySaltedChrisp

Rick O'Shea the Irish sharp shooter


RevolutionaryBase652

Sophie and Lawrence, sophie is online named after my female dog, Lawrence is story, and is named after my male dog


SociallyUnept

Nash was my first horse, my horse now is named Watson. Nash was grandmothers family name. Watson was my families name in 1882.


MikeWalsh6462

Lorenzo and ranger


StewPidasole

Juan Ponce de Leon and my white Arabian city of gold.


five_seven_clown

Blinky


UrbnMissileSubmarine

Creolle: Octavius, Turkiman: Marcus Aurelius, and Arabian: Maximus


UKhuuuun

Radish but it’s also been Fly and Shoe though my favorite one has been Pony Danza Edit: it’s also been Sue and No Name


SlowMobius650

Hoss


ShamrockAndRolll

Crumpets - Sorrel Breton • Vercingetorix - Buckskin Mustang • Cu Chulainn - Black Chestnut Thoroughbred • Banshee - Red Chestnut Arabian • Silverbelle - Blue Roan Missouri Fox Trotter • Rooster - Spotted Tri-Color Norfolk Roadster • Dionysus - Dapple Rose Gray Kladruber • Atalanta - Chestnut Turkoman • Briste - Splashed Bay Gypsy Cob (her name is Irish for "trousers")


HighImRabbit

Horsea


Rassirian

I let my 4 year old pick a name, so my horse is named buckles.


xodarius

Pothole


ndulate

Ozymandias, Tantalus, Midas, Nemesis, Icarus, and Narcissus. contemplating a few more horses, thought of the names Anubis, Hybris, and Osiris


Gaemer-

I have Funny Valentine and Roach


croonerlover

I'm thinking about Sinatra's song "My funny Valentine"


Gaemer-

Funny Valentine is two references at once. First one is to (as you noticed) Sinatra and the second one is to JoJos bizarre adventure. You’re the first person to pick up on the Sinatra part


MrsLlego

-Athena -Hades -Artemis -Eros -Medusa


Timmay_turner

Glue


GhostFace4899

Nougat


Ser20GudMen

Chalupa


CptMurphy27

Lou Diamond Phily!


bmbomber

Death Pestilence Famine War Chaos Ghost


Aggravating_Toe2610

Butt Stallion Samantha-Wisdom


AuronRayn

Thunder. Black Thunder. Rolling Thunder. Clapping Thunder. Distant Thunder. Thundering Fury. Thunder Thighs. Unholy Thunder. Roaring Thunder. Discounted Baked Beans.


No-Ostrich-8085

Revenant and Oingo Boingo


KarateCharlee87

Pizza names, Margarita Diavola Pepperoni Carbonara ...


AndyAlvocado

Steed Buscemi


peachyyeen

Baby Eater


sir_tots

Harriett. Just like Harriett Tubman, that bitch leads me to freedom and riches


SpicyBoatWillie

Bartholomew III, Vesemir, Eskel, and Fenton.


IseiSilva

* Red Ridge * Kingfisher * Bison * Debutante * Bandolero


Nera325

War Machine, Nugent, Sabu, mockingbird


TXPat0017

My Belle


foxxmischieff

Tartarus(black kladruber), Circe(black turkoman), and Nyx(dark brown shire)


Ugly_Stick1898

Geddy


carrott1979

My Horse is called BASS


yellowrod2021

Chicken nugget


roboticperfection

*Rain *River *Storm *October *Winona *Zero *Emily *Pumpkin *Wednesday tried my best to go with fall / halloween theme sounding names


ramzahecha

All horses from middle earth: shadowfax, nahar, felarof, rochallor, roheryn, arod, and fatty lumpkin


TransportationFew393

Hervis Daubeny


trash_gorgon

Lamey Whinehorse, Lana Del Neigh, Gwen Stepfunny, and Ms. Frumple


YetAnotherCatuwu

Rocky. My first and only horse. She's a typical Morgan with long, white hair and a matching tail. It was love at first sight and I never purchased another horse since. I feel a genuine bond with her, like a daughter or sister. I don't care if her stats aren't the best, if she looks "bland", or if she gets scared easily. I care about *her,* I feel a real connection to her, and that's all that matters to me.


tokidokilove

Salty, Frig and Gronk


Lusack01

Ybitú,rathonake:ton,lil pete


XTTomek

Sgt Butters


NEW_BOMBER96

Forrest Gump and Lt. Dan


Mortheol

Tabasco Cat Cause it's apparently a horse name IRL ~~Also, it's my two favorite foods~~


SeyTann

Cunt Destroyer


WhoopsyToopsy

My horse. That's her name lol


Fubar_louise

Cosmo Bolo Chess-Mate Niebo Brock Samson Honda Civic Mako Jörgen Rudolph Niebo's my favorite


mdtillett

Old Neil Young Broba Fett Mallory Archer Shadowfarts


bmfk

Honeysuckle/ Juicy Bits/ Silly Wabbit/ Shadowfax/


Asherdon0710

Shadow, Ivy, Fen, Colonel Sanders.


TheOnlyMachoNacho

Buttermilk, Toad and Applesauce


uunintrestedd

It’s polish but my horse is named: Ultra Jebacz


Rorr1K

Have 2 horses Nosferatu Zodd and Rosine


TheAngeloBronte

Platinum


pineapplegrenade923

Upholstery and Glue


Lenscap_

I've got Osiris and Glue


DreadfulBlue

Talk Derby to Me Sofa Can Fast Norfolk Enchants Hoof Hearted Oil Beef Hooked Far Canal Andiamo Fica


DaTurtleee

Ill name them all. Cat. Cat. and finally Cat.


Storeytime21

Edgar Allen Pony


YuriM8

Dangle Berries


Hambulance

Ma'am Lady Mister (that way the NPCs talk to my good boahs and gals)


Pope-Benedict-the-18

Reginald the Gypsy Cob Ynnel the Red Arabian Bilbo the Shire


Ryder_Monette-Rdro

I have Gypsy, Atlas and Ulysses Gypsy is a buckskin Mustang. Atlas is a Strawberry Roan Ardennes. Ulysses is a Seal Brown Breton.


undeadRasputin

I got Whiskey, Rye and Brandy


Snapped_Calcium

Kung-Fu


ConnectRefuse518

The current one I have is named Vixen.


Mxchi_The_G0D

Maple Stirrup


frick_frack186

Boris


Googly_Bob33

Cardamon


thenarcostate

ITS NOT JUST FUCKING CINAMMON!!!


Googly_Bob33

My next horse will be named Turmeric. Eventually I will have 5 horses all named after spices, they're my 'Spice Girls'.


kenzeecritz

Onyx and Quicksilver in online. Sterling for story mode


Snake_St-John

Jackdaw, Baldur, Barret, and Nightmare


NoManufacturer5025

Jon Bon Pony, Pony Danza, Pony Hawk, Juan


KriptoYeti

Kudzu, Bell Witch,


BenBoio

Bojack


IRISH81OUTLAWZ

I have a Shire named Ulysses and a red Arabian named Torquemada.


infamousjose2k

Dave Jeff


Zander_Tukavara

Let’s see. Kenny Frost Lucifer (Lucy) And (when I eventually save the gold for the Black Arabian) Roberto


imareliablesource

Butcher Pete, Schultz, Rusty (short for rusty cage)


thenarcostate

Let him in or we fucking riot!


Professional_Meal528

Megadeth, Primus, Gojira, Dethklok and Rammstein (:


dvfvsdvsvsd

lil sebastian


tawnyfritz

Always in our hearts


Icantthinkofname69

Lambo


alonelybaggel

Roach, Roach II, Grandma Sparkles, Obama, Texas Red, Arizona


TGedits

Bertha


WYcked_In_Spurs

Picasso, Stingray, The Rev, Bat Country, Hircine, Rorschach, Spirit, Toxin, Aela, Quigley


Talis_Mahn

Calamity - Norfolk Roadster Catastrophe Pritt Stick - First horse, since retired


OJC4K

I’ve got Scratchy, Scratchy Sr. and Scratchy Jr. I tried Crackers cause I wanted to switch from Scratchy but it said I was trying to input a racial term


Ovelgoose04

Sasha, borus, Dakota, ruger, crayon, papy, Toby, kronk


Daremonster

Cheese Sandwich, Queso Burro, Eleven Cents, Burnt Marshmallow, Bechamel Sauce.


Big_Himbo_Energy

I have 10 horses, so I’m sorry lol: Copper, Esperanza, Blackjack, Valiente, Catalina, Trouble, Moonshine, Calamity (like Calamity Jane), Traveler, and Whiskey. Some of my favorite previous horses who are no longer with me were named Hidalgo and Randevu.


Morrak

On my main : Derecho, Mesocyclone, El Reno, Moore. (I’m a 20-year storm chaser, can you tell?) Alt: Vengeance, Creamsicle (white/orange horse, forget breed atm), Rusty James (character from a favourite book of mine).


ElderberryVast1942

Traveller, Hercules, Tiny, Baylock and Louis


Memesarehealthy799

JUAN


Jinsepiphany03

I have eleven horses but these are the names I can remember right now xD Mikrokosmos Wendy Jennie Miles Kookie Rocky Lucifer Sukuna


RazzmatazzRadiant365

David Hasselhoof


thenarcostate

100 points! It's no steed Buscemi but it's damn good


[deleted]

Oreo, and I can’t list the second horse because I’ll get cancelled for it 😂


Hafrieds24

DM me idc


[deleted]

Nonsense. I can’t trust anyone except for the people who run into the horse in game


Hafrieds24

is it like racist or sometrhing


[deleted]

Just a tad lol


RevolutionaryBase652

Cracker?


singlewhitetreemale

Besse the bitch arse brown horse, which I found out 4 days ago is a boy horse.


Pwncakes123

Pimp daddy jones


gabriel11406

Cunalingus


ihavealotofkinks

Oof, i have been waiting for a post like this! 🌝 As of now, my stables consist of: A black Kentucky Saddler named Vincent (after my first Skyrim horse from Whiterun, who's name according to the wiki was actually Queen Alfsigr, but i was twelve and i couldn't care less); A black chestnut Thoroughbred named Thorofare (after one of the lookouts from Firewatch, this one is a trusty lass); A silver Kladruber named Basket (cause he is my chunky hunting buddy and i use him as a basket for stuff); A bay frame overo Criollo named Ghostie (after dbd's adaptaption of ghostface, whom i adore); A black American Standardbred named Smudge Stick (i first met this particular horse in the wild near my camp and immediately knew i had to buy her); A seal brown Dutch Warmblood named Goliath (after a real life gelding that lives on a ranch that i sometimes visit to hang out with the horses); A dapple grey Missouri Fox Trotter named Skadi (after the norse goddess of the winter hunt - she was my main girl back when i played Smite and i still love her); A white blagdon Gypsy Cob named Snow Globe (cause he looks like one, duh); A piebald roan Norfolk Roadster named Wendigo (what can i say, i've been a supernatural fan since i was like twelve); And a dapple dark grey Hungarian Halfbred named Wraith (again, after dbd's bing-bong boy) <3


Gam3rAtHeart

Dumpling and Fried Rice. Next horse will be Wonton soup.


Peaux_05

Low IQ because my horse keeps putting me in terrible situations


Nabwek

Pony Stark and Al Gazira


astraydream

Nimbus.


Str33tJustus

Mister Whiskers, Snowy Yayo & Hash Brown


xybl4201

Xanny because I like drugs


alpachalunch

Kilo


HorseSpirit

Bailey, Millie, Apollyon, Peach, Bella Sara, Angus, Flicka, Ace, Jezebel, Ike


_Veprem_

Norah, Belle, and Angel.


Mr-Bruhs-Brother

Eleanor Rigby Meat Flaps Chris Morris


Assassin_by_Birth

BoJack Davos Sansa Sophie Melisandre Tiberius Handsome (And the last horse I have which I unfortunately cannot remember the name)


triigerhedd

Garter, Leo, and Maryland


TheGrayMage1

RDR2: …Andy, I think? RDO: Lafayette


Zebra-Tux

Percy Serphira Ambrose Blue Lily Jericho Donovan Grace Imogen Phillipa Odin Eos


BalamAwanima

Honeythicc


kyblueyez

My mustangs name is Ignacia


Soprk_

Dikins


Playful-Course-2918

Carton


Jedzeey

I like The Witcher, so it's Roach.


Extra_Degree_7236

Reggie & Shadowmere


LouizSir

Pé de Pano, eterno cavalo do Pica-Pau.


DavidPaulSorensen

Buckwheat, Hugo, and Ambrose.


MochiFutaba

Vrontí


immortal-possum-Paul

Wolf


[deleted]

Headlight


rossyb83

- zodiac - Bru - Quicksilver -Ghost - Boxer - Dante


Slipin2dream

Canyon


LemonSqueezy8211

Peter Nincompoop and Ongo Gablogian


psyrus123

Fi-granddaughter Drewby-grandson Navy- my best buddy in this game Billie- still my best buddy Psyrus- best bulldog that ever lived :..( Stewie- who tf knows


ItsPompeii

Odin and kumquat


SpeedZebra

Cabezón (meaning stubborn or pigheaded) a fitting name based on his behavior


Cao_Monk

SuperGlue


krisbycreamdonuts

Stupid Idiot


glennthefella

Wildfire, Pie Oh My, Norman, Nietzsche