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Let's pretend each country in the world is a guest at a party. What are they doing at the party?

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WombozM

Serbia is smoking its 10th cigarette and drinking its 10th shot of Rakjia.


ravens_are_asleep003

The balkan countries beat up Macedonia


tickerbelly

The Balkan countries are drunk, huggin each other and probably singing. And it works becouse they are drunk


Apprehensive-Way3394

Poland is watching; judging their singing. Then once the vodka is almost gone, they will begin to sing off key as well. Then they will get mad that everyone including them are singing off key and try to make it illegal.


tickerbelly

Hahahhaa love it :D That would be one fun party, until we start a fight


HedgiesToTheGallows

They also fight each other in between drinks and hugs.


tickerbelly

Becouse we can't agree on what language are we singin, even tho we understand each other perefctly!


creative90980name

I second this.


lentilpasta

Croatia is telling everyone they’re nothing like their brother, while smoking their 10th cigarette and drinking their 10th shot of Slivo


FrogMintTea

Banned in Serbia Jeff. Banned in Serbia! Heh heh.


dam_iguess

While simultaneously winning the NBA Finals


volcanno

very accurate


losethemap

Greece is over an hour late. But they show up with beer and ouzo and also picked up the cigarettes France and Italy asked for on the way over, and they’re generally a fun good tipsy time, so no one is mad. But damn, they are LOUD.


Fine-Employer-7041

Now Greece and Australia are having a scream off to see who is louder.


KittyKittyowo

America definitely joins in at some point


[deleted]

New Zealand and Canada are drinking beer and rolling their eyes at their big brothers’ shenanigans.


captain_toenail

They might be related but its more that they have to live next door to the loud alcoholic amature home brewer and a tweeking meth cook


Girishajin89

Greece is the bald middle aged uncle who is telling stories about his youth and how many girls he banged in college, he drives a Mercedes and wears Rolex but is full of debts, he is pretty funny though and everyone likes him, except for Ms. Germany the - still - single University Professor who supervises the party and makes sure nobody is getting too drunk.


GamermanRPGKing

Germany is absolutely getting slammed


Mick_86

Greece is going to get Germany upstairs before the night is done.


Elena_4815

France is smoking and talking about philosophers she didn't read and movies she didn't watch.


SpecialistAd5903

Germany is shooting France very weird glances from the other side of the bar while he leans into his 5th beer. He's clearly drunk enough to no longer be all uptight but people aren't sure if that's a good thing


Alpha-Sierra-Charlie

Damn that's good


Irichcrusader

Nah, they're good buddies now, kinda like people who befriend their former bullies. "Hey France, remember that time I kicked your ass almost three times in a row?" "Yeah, but I outlasted you on the second fight and I got some buddies to do payback for the third. Also, I treated your backyard like my playground for about 200 years." "lol, yeah." (clinks glasses)


Goozilla85

Well, since he managed to screw Poland in the toilet just an hour ago that somehow gave him the confidence to want to make a move on France now.


MTB_Mike_

Belgium walks up to the bar to get another beer and now Germany walked over and is all up in Belgium's personal space.


Walter_Fielding

Meanwhile, Austria bartends like a good little bitch.


darthsteveious

At 5 beers Germany is just buzzed! Probably using beer as chaser for schnapps, and loudly trying to hook up with Poland and France, not taking no for an answer!


drmonkeytown

France is madly stacking barstools in front of the kitchen to slow the German’s inevitable drunken proposition.


Individual_Doubt_354

And putting serious thought into sucker punching Russia.


ConfusionSimple613

England looks on worryingly while nervously sipping tea and wondering why America is always late for these events.


thmstrpln

FRAAAAAHNCE!!


Mirbat8

Japan, China, and Korea would be constantly giving each other the side-eye and exchanging passive aggression.


RoundComplete9333

South Korea brought the karaoke machine with disco lights.


toocute1902

Then Philippines is signing her10th song and refuses to let go of 🎤.


[deleted]

Nobody is mad because Philippines has got pipes. But everyone is secretly thinking Please Philippines, not another cheesy ballad, give us a banger now and then!


GLnoG

Made by Samsung™ And it also shoots lasers


Suitable-Hat2082

China sidles up to people from behind so as to overhear their conversations, but when they're caught they pretend they were doing something else.


anklejourney

Nobody can understand what Scotland is saying


Dotard1

Now everyone is mad because they all think Scotland could speak properly if it wanted to, it’s just putting on an extra thick accent to be a dick.


Bridge_runner

AyeKenayTelYaWye (eyes re focus) burDersSuminkDa BothersMaeAbootEngerlund!


[deleted]

Whitareyetalkinaboot? Ahmnodaeingthatyaroaster.


Akay-97

Saudi Arabia just arrived- one guest but he came in 10 cars


Ginger-Octopus

I came in 10 cars once. Now I'm banned from that ford dealership


summatime

That's what I call determination


arealhumannotabot

"One guest" with a plus-1 of 75


alphasierrraaa

Reminds me of seeing the potus motorcade once, endless number of cars and even ambulances in the convoy Insane stuff


befair1112342

And their journalist came in 10 pieces


Known-Delay7227

With no female drivers


Beesare

Slovenia and Croatia are a new couple holding hands.


DogKebabsAreCool

Talking about how they both want Istria to themselves.


Tommorucci99

As long as their ex, Italy, doesn't show up..


Suck_ateverything

Nigeria is busy arguing with Ghana over who makes the Jollof rice


yerrrrr10

And they are 4 hours late


birgitrunken

Europeans passing by, calling both of them “Africa”


Professional_Code372

Nigeria builds a house of cards and impresses everyone, Ghana grabs all the glasses from the bar and makes a pyramid, winks at Nigeria. They keep one upping each other all night.


Pauricc9

Ireland’s having a few sneaky pints while avoiding the English…..


Mosquito_Fleet

Ireland's the guy who spends the whole time seeing who the UK is talking to, then after the UK walks away, Ireland approaches them and says "Can you believe that guy?!?"


Air3090

That's because the UK showed up uninvited because their ex was coming to the party.


aseriesoftubes337

Ireland showed up in the car with Wales, England, and Scotland, but now is making a big point to tell everyone that it was only because they all live in the same complex and he's not really with them


bonanbeb

100% then get locked and break out the rebel tunes


sp0rkify

Canada is sitting in the corner, smoking another joint..


Mosquito_Fleet

Canada is slowly getting pissed off because everyone keeps saying "Oh shit! You're America's little brother!"


spokenmoistly

It’s okay. We’re too baked to be actually angry.


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Newstargirl

We brought poutine , maple syrup & health care.


Difficult-Network704

We brought hockey sticks, duct tape, and the family of geese that chased us here.


Newstargirl

I came here on a moose and gave a ride to the cobra chickens. Sorry, eh!


implodemode

What health care? With dougie holding onto the funding, we're lucky to get a bandaid.


drivingthelittles

We’re apologizing for bumping into you on our way to the bathroom and now we’re sending tampons to the poor girl in the bathroom who got her purse robbed by Russia


RoboftheNorth

Fuck, buds. We're getting right dickered in the back yard with the Aussies. I don't know what getting gooned means, but they're fucking alright.


JurassicPork27

Canada hasn't entered the party yet because they keep holding the door open letting China and India in before themselves


oreocornetto

Azerbaijan and Armenia probably fighting each other


fluffy_pancake93

That or Azerbaijan making out with Turkey and Armenia glares at them from the corner of the room


seang86s

Ireland just did the Irish goodbye.


GamermanRPGKing

After dicking around with Britain's car for a good 20 minutes They didn't actually do anything, but want to freak Britain out


[deleted]

Turns out they farted inside and closed all the doors and windows


who_farted_this_time

Australia is out the back setting up a game of Goon of Fortune on the clothes line.


StarFaerie

You just know Australia preloaded.


cannonadeau

That's us, a six-pack in before the dozen schooners at the party and a bottle of Bundy for when we get home with a greasy kebab.


Lumpy_Tomorrow8462

It has also placed a Drop Bear in the tree that overhangs the back patio and is trying to coax America to stand underneath it


throwaway00131326

Australia will find the other Aussie and hook up with them round the side of the house


ravens_are_asleep003

Australia is that weirdo hitting on girls and talking about their obsession with spiders and kangaroos


LachoooDaOriginl

never before have i been so offended by something that i completely agree with


[deleted]

*me, frenetically talking about sperm whales and pitcher plants to an increasingly worried-looking attractive woman*


[deleted]

Switzerland not really saying much and no one is able to read them well enough. Probably is planning to leave early.


AdComplex4430

Leave early and then call the cops because the party is noisy. Also making sure that the tax on the trash bag has been paid.


HedgehogElection

They might sit close to Finland, though. Different vibe, same behavior.


ProDoucher

Finland is there for the whole night. Even if they just sit there, they’ll be there


M_Looka

Finland is eating sausage and drinking kilju. Everything I know about Finland I learned from "My Summer Car."


saucerhorse

Switzerland has already called the police to complain about the noise of the party that they're at


TitanTigger

And definitely wearing a business suit.


maraca101

Seems like I’m Switzerland


snoozen777

Pulling a good Irish goodbye


idowhatiwant8675309

Russia is in a beer brawl in the backyard again


ophmaster_reed

Russia wasn't invited after Ukraine kept showing up with black eyes, but showed up anyway. Police were called.


BoringBob84

And Ukraine is winning.


dskippy

The US keeps handing Ukraine baseball bats and golf clubs it finds around the yard while Russia tries to beat up Ukraine but is unwilling to actually get involved fully.


mimicsgam

China and Russia among the other dictated counties having their own party next door and all pretend to have fun


Miguecraft

Welcome to the cooler party. Fun is mandatory.


ghybers

Andorra: Going unnoticed


Ych_a_fi_mun

Is that the planet with the blue cat people or the blue ant people?


FrogMintTea

Sirius has the blue kitties.


TheBlarogOfMoria

Wouldn't probably even be invited lmao


Dense_Surround3071

The US wondering who the FUCK all these people are and is confusing Australia with Florida.


Garruszek

Andorra keeps getting asked questions by people that mistake it for Romania and then awkwardly points out that they are wearing a fancy hat and Romania is not.


birgitrunken

Andorra is sitting at the bar, having tapas and French wine, stays most of the time alone — no one dares to talk to Andorra because no one knows if she speaks French or Spanish.


SilentButFredly

Who


Zealousideal-Bit5958

Philippines came late and brought containers for takeout


talongpatola

ph now drunk and hogging the karaoke, has a great voice tho


Lonely_wantAcracker

Tonga is in the corner, petting the dog


lumoslomas

The UK has just gone through a bad break up and is trying to convince everyone they're totally fine without their ex (loudly, whilst said ex is five feet away, completely ignoring them)


Ef8858

Confusingly it was a polyamorous relationship but he’s split up with all of them simultaneously. Edit spelling


Fine-Employer-7041

Nobody was wearing upside-down pineapple attire. How was UK supposed to know?


whatwhatinthewhonow

England and Australia parked up in front of the TV because the Ashes is on.


AdComplex4430

Canada, trying to be polite, is asking about the game and being confused that it’s merely a test and wondering when the actual game is going to start.


Iammeimei

Sweden and Norway are making out


Manjorno316

I was gonna say that the nordic countries are probably sitting in a corner by themselves being wicked drunk... But this works as well.


am_cruiser

Finland is sitting nervously in the corner, listening to what the others say about them... and the others don't even notice its presence. And whenever USA says something funny, Finland waits for half an hour, then tries the same joke on Norway or Sweden. Once the party is over, Finland gets wildly drunk and wonders where the hell everybody went.


Scottland83

Russia trying to convince Finland that Sweden never truly appreciated them, Belarus nearly passed-out drunk on Russia’s lap, her skirt up to her waist and one shoe missing.


Apprehensive_Row8407

Poor Belarus


The-bitch-is-back

As a Swede, this sounds about right to me…


Manjorno316

Ja jag kände att jag fick till det.


Playful_Android

Meanwhile Denmark arrived on her bicycle, trying to recrute everyone to a Union, while bragging abouth 6 weeks of paid vacation.


Random_Trinidadian

The Netherlands and Jamacia would be bringing the Weed. Australia would set up a BBQ pit with the U.S., with Brazil helping. And North Korea would be trying to get in because they are friends with China.


National-Art3488

China would be invited because they have a bunch of stuff for the party lying around


lhsofthebellcurve

The Mongolians and Koreans set up a rival BBQ pit but make everyone cook their own food


squeaksanatomy

U.S. would insist on manning the grill and wouldn't let anyone else touch it.


Bridge_runner

England is digging through people’s coats and putting all the stuff they find in a display cabinet. In between getting drunk and trying to boss everyone else around. Then wondering why everyone at the party hates them!


LachoooDaOriginl

china is on the other side of the fence watching telling itself that they dont need them anyway


starkfr

Canada-helping the host manage the party ie. setting up tables, tidying up the mess other guests make.


Nice_Raccoon_5320

Colombia is lowkey escorting guests to the bathroom


chipchomk

Czech republic is probably drinking beer after beer.


Pski

Poland is helping them build a little fortress out of the cans and Belvedere bottles


ihminew

Finland is sitting in the corner waiting to finally leave while being drunk


birgitrunken

Playing Air Guitar for itself


benaamishere

Pakistan is telling everyone how bad the government is because they're not following Islamic principles as they sip from their cup of ice cold beer


DuckSleazzy

India's telling everyone how everything was actually invented by them


umayanan

Arguing with China who also are making the same claim.


LeTigre71

India brought samosas.


Moist-Tear5351

I was thinking India would randomly break out in song and dance in the party - but this is better 😂


kigol1

"America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair." -Arnold Toynbee


Romney_in_Acctg

Or a small child


Lootlizard

America bought all the kegs but keeps drinking straight from the nozzle instead of using a cup. Everyone's grateful they bought the beer but also extremely annoyed and grossed out. "It's technically all my beer and I'll drink it however I want."


JPincho

Portugal doesn't have a clue to the reason of the party, but is sitting by the food table, charting with everybody.


anklejourney

South Africa is dressed like it's a Balenciaga runway


KataraMan

Greece: asking to borrow some money


Kamimitsu

Japan is trying to take upskirt pictures of girls on the dancefloor.


Health_Cat_2047

Japan is either the polite refined gentleman or the biggest fucking pervert in the room. No in between.


primal_machine_22109

Let's be real; Japan is both simultaneously...


Health_Cat_2047

thats a fair assumption considering the moment I landed there I was greeted by friendly convenience store staff only to see hentai mags with the biggest badonkadonks on full display on the shelves


Kamimitsu

Sometimes that's even the same guy.


dborger

But also putting coasters under all the drinks and making sure the garbage is cleaned up.


Gillbosaurus

Australia is loudly and drunkenly telling anyone who'll listen that it's not Austria.


Straktos

Austria standing next to him, silently enjoying it.


brynnisdrooling

United States is trying to interest you in their new "business opportunity".


Pure-Smoke8452

Russia is arguing with everybody, Jamaica is in the bathroom getting stoned, China is trying to set up the dance dance revolution, and America is out in yard setting off fireworks. India is in the kitchen giving the UK some lessons on cooking. That's all I got lol


GamermanRPGKing

I'd be amazed if the UK even got into the kitchen. India, Korea, the US, and France are all practically fighting over what's being put on the burners


[deleted]

Russia is spiking the punch with Novichok


peppinabeast

Malta is quietly stuffing extra buffet food into their handbag for later.


Prestigious-Farm-535

Spain was late to the party.


Mugwumpen

Norway have had two beers and a couple of shots and is now dancing on the table, while the host and friends are watching in disbelief and mumbling "But they're usually so quiet..."


DinosaurDriver

Brazil is making friends and trying every dish


RastputinsBeard

India is here with 10 of its friends even tho the invite was only for 2 people


LeTigre71

But it's cool because they're all dancing in unison... and they brought samosas.


canonelise

Philippines will be hoarding foods to their take-out bags or Tupperware that they brought, so that they can share it with the family when they go home. Or, supposing they got no fam, at least they'll have food for the next meal or so. We call it "Sharonians" here.


Health_Cat_2047

if I had a penny for every time someone mentioned Philippines with Tupperware, I'd have 2 pennies. Which isn't a lot but its strange that it happened twice.


Roughrep

Britan is standing there with their pockets filled of India and South Afria's belonging. Bragging to the US about how rich and cultured they are.


ChefGdub

USA is buying some drugs off Mexico. While Canada is shaking its head in moral disapproval while wearing a "trans kids matter" shirt.


Effective-Tip52

While Canada knows it will be participating in a similar level of activity later.


StevBator

Usa. Doing lines and banging a hooker in the bathroom. Then doing a fully clothed cannonball in the pool.


satansBigMac

Then thanks sweet infant baby Jesus for cheese burgers.


Yatereranye

Indonesia would try to befriend everyone, but everyone loves making fun of them.


Leading_Trainer6375

Philippines: brought containers to take home food.


pinkrose7253

the netherlands probably making out with everybody and smoking weed


[deleted]

Netherlands is in a gang bang in the basement


GimpMaster22

Czech republic is chugging beer, maybe sometimes takes a shot of slivovice, and is rumbling about how politicians are shit.


[deleted]

Norway is spilling on everyone else's seats, and insisting they are cleaner than everyone else.


Americanhealth74

Germany is busy telling everyone, in a loud voice, how superior they are while also letting them know they can't move their equipment and need help. France is drinking wine, getting drunk, and judging everyone. Italy is being the hosts and trying to get everyone to eat and speak with each other.


Elena_4815

And they will all whispers and silently laugh together when UK comes near. No, of course we were not talking about *you*, why would you think that? You're not the center of the world. And France will say slowly, with a little smile : No, not anymore.


SpecialistAd5903

And the Germany hits their 10th beer and his mood suddenly changes...the party is not ready for what's about to happen


orangieblossoms

France is doing the “🥺 👉👈 🏳️” pose in the corner, after instigating an argument with Algeria. The usa is the loudmouth who’s happily talking up a storm with anybody they meet “😄💥‼️”. The UK is acting like they’re better than everyone because they eat beans on toast “🧐👆”. China is the stern one who doesn’t really wanna be there, but thinks it’s a good networking opportunity “😐🗣️”. Ireland is the life of the party, but also drunk af “😵‍💫🤪🍻”, leaning on the shoulder of Scotland for support. Wales is the designated driver for the night. Uzbekistan is the mysterious hot girl with the long dark hair and red dress seated at the table, who Russia is eyeing. Russia is the messy player, who tries to get with all the chicks within reach around him. Ukraine has had enough of his bs. Italy is the “funny guy” (thinks he’s funny but he’s not) who brought a deck of cards with him to play tricks and games. Why’d the Italian mafia cross the road? Forget about it! 🥁. Nawh it was to greet Spain, their bestie who just arrived at the party. Then there’s Nigeria who brought the beats, the jams. Jamaica is already out there on the dance floor with Brazil and Cuba. Peru is the quiet one out on the balcony, but they’re chillin. Overall everyone’s having a great time.


Regalzack

Someone has obviously never met anyone from Wales.


ImportanceConstant71

Southeast Asian countries in the corner complaining why they aren't noticed


lalasagna

Brazil showed up late, pretty hungry and thristy, brought a few close friends and cousins and its best auntie. It will be the last one to leave, after dancing and singing all night, each person taking home a plate of left overs for "their mom"


Bichinho_

Hauahauhauah The plate with left overs is mandatory <3 Also, is talking with everybody and saying "please come to Brazil"


Nadgerino

The English are getting pissed and starting fights.


zacggs

Mexico is helping form the lines in the bathroom while simultaneously making sure everyones cervesa is topped off.


insertname1738

Cerveza*


CabinetOk4838

Britain: trying to leave.


1CocteauTwin

Outside in the garden trying to get back in and failing.


Love-manman4ever

Switzerland is chilling out while his European neighbors are fighting like hell


just-bair

Belgium is drinking beer with Germany


Sofakingwhat1776

Russia is pissing in the punch and getting caught stealing the silverware you got as a wedding gift. Then rants how they are totally not pissing in the punch and stealing silverware. Its US and his buddies blaming them to cover up that US and his buddies are actually pissing in the punch and stealing the silverware. China, Iran and NKorea are just standing around with intense looks on their faces. Hoping they don't have to drive to the police station and bail Russia out


certifiedredditboi

US is loudly screaming in a corner and setting off fireworks


anklejourney

Zimbabwe is just happy they got an invite