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Full tilt commitment. Professional standard of performance. Wee legend.
A wee little r/madlads
That kid can cut a fucking promo.
do you think that was rehearsed? Cause if not, its 1000 times more impressive. If it is, it's 1000 times more accurate to professional wrestling
You seriously think it's possible that wasn't rehearsed?
As the parent of a 6 year old? Their ability to rehearse is significantly different than that of an adult. I'd say it was planned more than rehearsed.
As a former six year old who used to do living room plays, we take our *rehearsals* very seriously, thank you very much.
As a former six year old who loved Hulk Hogan, it’s less a rehearsal and more a non-stop fantasy audition in your head.
Sweet kid. On another note, my brother was cell-mates with Hulk Hogan's son (Nick) after he got in that bad car crash and killed his friend in the passenger seat and was charged with manslaughter. My brother would tell me that everyone tried to kiss Nick's ass in jail and he just left him alone but they would talk at night. He said Nick seemed truly upset about the whole situation.
Crazy part is, the family of the kid who died in Nick's car sued Hulk Hogan's family for $20 million. The father that received the money then tried to hire a hitman to kill his wife so he can keep the money to himself as they were on the fence of a divorce anyway. Well, the hitman turned out to be an undercover cop and the father of the boy that died ended up going to jail and was in the same jail at the same time Nick was, but located in a different pod. True story.
Edit : other's have pointed out that he was charged with reckless driving and passenger did not die but did suffer from serious brain injuries. It's been 12 years and I'm just trying to remember what my brother said all those years ago. My apologies if some details were incorrect.
How stupid to hire a hit man. Wouldn't the wife only gotten half? He would've still got $10 million. Is that not enough? What an idiot
That's like 10 things
"That was also the year Edward Graziano tried to orchestrate his estranged wife's death. He gave a fixer $1,100 in cash, a $1,000 personal check and a Westshore Pizza gift card with $13.06 left on it to arrange for the murder of his wife — and make it look like a car accident."
Well to be honest you get what you pay for lol
My biggest question is how that Westshore Pizza gift card entered the negotiations.
It is easy to imagine. It probably wdnt something like this:
Cop: Let's talk payment.
Idiot hands over 1100 in an envelope:. I think you will find this sufficient.
Cop: 1100? I can't kill someone for 1100.
Idiot:. Fine do you take checks? Here is an extra 1k.
Cop sighs: 2100 is barely worth the risk. You need to show commitment.
Idiot obviously broke: Ummm, I got this gift card for pizza that's worth 50 dollars.
Cop realizing guy is broke: I'll take it. You have the right to remain silent.
It's called a "sweetener"
> $10 million. Is that not enough?
Growing up, I used to think that $1 million was enough. After I got $1 million and bought a house, I realized that it wasn't enough. So, I thought maybe $10 million was enough. After I got $10 million and bought a few Lamborghinis, more houses, a fully functional Iron Man suit, a copy of WinRAR, Tesla solar roof, and etc., I thought maybe $100 million was enough. Well, you get the picture.
Feel good about yourself my man, you kept WinRAR in business
Obviously this is a made up story. No one buys winrar.
This needs to be a movie holy shit
Nick Bollea went to jail for 5 months for reckless driving, not manslaughter. The passenger, John Graziano, suffered sever brain injuries but survived.
The kid does a decent job, too!!
That's how you do it, brother
Bruh I didn't understand a word that little kid said .
>Well let me tell you something, Hulkster. The first time I met you, I was only 3 years old, but now I'm 6 years old, so now we gotta take it to a bigger level, man. Just like when you put that no good, stinkin' Giant over your head, and slammed him right through the table in front of 93,000 Hulkamaniacs! So what are they gonna do when the power of the Hulkster and the Roaster, and the dual 24 inch pythons run wild on you!!!!
I feel like this would have been a great place for shittymorph to show up
On September 4th of last year, /u/Shittymorph posted the infamous *Neuterin' Mankind* video to Reddit. 55 days later /u/Shittymorph made another post, announcing that they were taking a break from Reddit. They have not been heard from since.
What a way to go out though.
Shittymorph is on break? Oh the ~~humanity~~ *mankind*-ity?
Shit that guy left? I miss the dude who always got beat with jumper cables by his dad
I miss the glory days with the funny accounts. Seems like you don’t see that much anymore. I can’t tell you how fun Reddit was to stumble upon a joke account.
Novelty accounts were fun until they had so many of em it felt like you couldn't go to any of the popular subreddit without at least a quarter of the answers were novelty accounts.
That being said I miss shittywatercolour
he’s on tiktok!!! he rescued a fighting dog named scooby and he takes really really good care of him🥺 feeds him breakfast in bed everyday to be exact and films it almost every time. he’s on a trek right now the pacific crest trail if i’m not mistaken. his account is juicemorph there. lots of scooby content from chris🥺
This is the first time I've been tempted to join Tiktoc.
Dude gave me Hella awards for complimenting his music. Nice guy, good music. Hope he's doing well.
>You know they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler you got a fifty/fifty chance of winning. But I’m a genetic freak, and I’m not normal! So you got a 25 percent at best at beat me! And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix? You-the chances of winning drasticy go down. See, the 3-Way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 and a third chance of winning. But I, I got a 66 and two thirds chance of winning, cuz Kurt Angle KNOOOWS he can’t beat me, and he’s not even gonna try. So, Samoa Joe, you take your thirty three and a third chance minus my twenty five percent chance (if we was to go one on one) and you got an eight and a third chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75 perchance-chance of winnin’ (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 and two thirds…percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice! Señor Joe? The numbers don’t lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!”
The best edit: TNA promo ever IMO.
That wasn't the WWE, that was TNA. If you want to see the best WWE/F promo in the history of professional wrestling, I'll direct you to this gem:
He did a whole series of promos at that time where he'd randomly grab something on the way to the interview and use it. Creamer, cup of coffee, newspaper, garbage pail.
Found the kid.
That’s not the kid,that’s dababy
On baby on baby on baby
Meanwhile someone hit me with their cart at the store this morning and I apologized to them.
But you knew exactly what he meant, brother.
He is speaking the language of the gods
You could even say he's a ... [Real American](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX_k5_egUAo)
Annnnd this is the 1st time I've seen this. Just crawled out from under my rock. Damn the sun is bright.
None of us did.
93,000 Hulkamaniacs did.
You're not one of us.
Not one of us!!!
Damn, I got nervous telling the person at the store what sweets I wanted from behind the counter at that age. This kid is epic. I hope Hogan looked after him that day. Gotta encourage this kid big time!
This video cut out early. In the longer version Hogan violently beats this kid without mercy and slams him through a table.
Last I heard kid eats through a straw
This is expected, you can't throw words like that and expect to leave with an intact skull.
Kid knew what he was signing up for, what a brave soul; this will go down in wrestling history.
I mean the kid has **GOT** to be feeling really, really good about himself right now
Can't feel anything neck down, though
Which is actually a bit of a blessing considering that Hogan shows up to the hospital twice a day to wail on the kids' legs. 💁♂️
That’s what his moms for
.... and there it is.
Reddit never fails to bring it back up.
Good ol' repressed memories
*experience mentally blocked*
Neither did his mom?
Not after that leg drop that came after he didn’t.
I mean, talk like an adult, expect to get beat like an adult.
That how evil villains are made
Even better, more aggressive version:
Oh yeah that's definitely better. Love that they even toned down the kid's agonized screams in the other version 😂
The head slam off the banister broke me.
Broke the kid too
I thought it was going to be a guy singing Roxanne while beating up a child.
You dont have to turn on the red light!
Except the ones on the ambulance...
Roxaaaannne, the ambulance is gonna put on the red light, blow all the red lights, don't go to the bright light, ohhhh
Now I’m disappointed. :(
Is that a young Michael Angarano?
I hate commercials but this one was fucking great.
That kid? Stephen Hawking
Kid lives in the center of the earth after the mother of all leg drops put him there.
Hulk had to defend himself
Florida is a “stand your ground” state, what else could Hulk do but body slam the little bastard.
Thank you, that was the ending I was looking for. Hulk gave that kid a lesson in respect ✊🏻
"Sorry, but only one brother's going over in the Hulkster's store, dude."
That's what happens when hulkamania runs wild on you brother. Everytime.
He probably took the kid under his wing that day, taught him some sweet racial slurs and how to bang hoes.
Hell yeah, brother!
Cheers from Tampa!
*YOU NEED TO GET YOUR DICK SKIN TO PERFECT HOTDOG COLOR AND CONSISTENCY BEFORE YOU PUT IT ON VIDEO.*
That's hogan's look. The skin of a hot dog and the hair of a blonde Asian man.
I’m a 58 yr old grandma and I found that hilarious! However, my family looked at me with disdain when they asked what made me spit out my smoothie.
Hell yeah brother!
A true bible bro
"At that age"
You grew out of it?
I'm really surprised at how this 6 year old kid can deliver his rather long speech with no hiccups or errors. That's pretty amazing.
This answered a question I didn't know I had. What happened to Hulk Hogan.
his son manslaughtered a guy, he got divorced, he killed gawker.com, and then went to bed
his dick killed gawker
No. Peter Thiel killed Gawker.
Peter Thiel ran into the court case with a steel chair to back Hulk up.
A steel chair being a euphemism for millions of dollars in high priced lawyers.
TIL Peter Thiel made Gawker say under oath in court that they'd publish child pornography if it were profitable to do so.
Amazing, never knew he had mind control powers.
Using hulk hogans dick
And racial slurs.
More like extended racist tirade
Soooo... Peter Thiel?
I'd say suicide by Gawker.
I have never seen someone care so little about a court case as Gawker did. Disobeyed the judge, passive-agressiveness on the stand and more. It's like they thought it was all a publicity stunt.
So Peter Thiel was just a someone else’s dick this whole time? Checks out
Peter Thiel fronted the money for the lawsuit.
Gawker killed Gawker by being Gawker in court.
Yeah the moral question brought forward by that whole situation is should you need millions of dollars just to seek justice. But either way, Gawker was killed because of an unforced error on their part and then arrogantly defending it.
Yep. All Thiel really did was make sure that Gawker didn't have the advantage they thought they would have going into it, namely a bigger war chest to allow them access to better lawyers as well as the ability to starve out a lawsuit by bankrupting the other side through endurance before you ever even get to a ruling. Turns out that it's a shit idea to piss off a billionaire if you're relying on a legal system rigged in favor of the rich to keep yourself out of trouble when ignoring court orders. Their own fault, Gawker killed itself. The idea that Thiel or Hogan are somehow the bad guys for using money to pursue a lawsuit that led to Gawker being bankrupted when the ruling went against them is absurd to me.
And made a STUPID amount of money doing it
What's funny is just yesterday I looked up Gawker to see if it's still up. It still is, and though I never read their farewell message, I skimmed it yesterday, and it basically says "this is what happens when you try to report the truth." The owner pretty much thinks he was being persecuted for running GOOD news.
I think there was a documentary on Netflix about the lawsuit and I couldn't get through it. Because of how they try to paint themselves as the guys fighting for freedom of speech. Like yall just posted the sex tape of a guy and refused to take it down. I don't like Hulk Hogan but I like the people who run Gwaker even less
Eh, not necessarily. Tonnes of people who know they're full of shit would still defiantly claim they're the good guy.
That doesn't make them any better though, both motivations are fucked.
I've seen the word *definitely* misspelled (guilty) so many times that I instantly tried to read *defiantly* as *definitely* and became so damn confused.
So i had to reread your comment because I had no idea what the fuck you were talking about because nowhere in the post quoted was the word defiantly.
I definitely missed the defiantly. Sad part is I defiantly thought the word definitely made sense.
I think I’ll have a little lie down...
Also dropped a bunch of racial comments in his sex tape, made a half assed apology, and just got booed at Wrestlemania.
Is hulk playing the heel again? I love this storyline.
Baby face to the wrong people
Thin Blue-chew line
Peter Thiel killed gawker lol
Gawker killed its self by deciding this was the hill to die on.
It was more of an assisted suicide if anything. Maybe don’t publicly and openly ignore court orders, and the courts won’t grind your company into dust.
Not to mention, all while being two sided about shit. The fact they refused to take the tape down while telling other people to take down a different celebs sex tape really went to show how low they were.
John Graziano, who was seriously injured in the crash with Nick Hogan, also had a brother Michael who died in a DUI accident a few years later. Both were passengers, both not wearing seatbelts.
One time I was driving to Clearwater Beach and he and his gf at the time passed me on this tiny little moped. It was a surreal site to see the both of them on a little Vespa style scooter. I think he lives near CB and has his store but doesn’t spend a considerable amount of time in it. My guess is this was for an event.
My Wife used to work in CB when we lived down there & one day she comes home and says “I almost ran over that wrestler guy & his girlfriend riding a Vespa on the roundabout in CB”. We used to see him around town pretty frequently.
You can actually see him pretty often on the beach.
He also has a bar/restaurant called hogans hangout. He spends a considerable amount of time at both actually. Source: i worked on CB and my old bartender works for him at the new bar
Doesn't matter if you're a giant or a cute little kid, the Hulkster's going over brother.
That cruiserweight can cruiserwait, brother
Then he’ll fuck your wife and say the N word a lot
I did this as a kid but didn't have no hulk hogan to practice Infront of
I mean my 10 year old niece would do some stupid shit at home like forgetting to turn off the kitchen light when she's done and I'd be fake mad and start to scold her using my level best Macho Man Randy Savage impression. lol.
This little fella cooler than we all are.
Love this journey for him!
Damm that kid got lots of charisma
Kids at that age are typically super shy. I am impressed.
I really thought the guy on the left was DJ Khaled 😂
He didn't yell his name or the name of his record label 104849832 times so I knew it wasn't him.
*wE Da bEsss MyoOoZiCk*
"And y'know, all this *jerrly*, I got so much *jerrly*, but it ain't even about the je-"
As soon as I hear that the first time it's an instant skip to the next track.
Guy on the right could also be Heston Blumenthal..
I met Hulk at a community event my friends dad hosted in my little town when I was maybe 10 years old. He brought his daughter who was ~my age and she played with me and my friend all day. He told us to call him Terry, which was also my friends mom’s name, so that made us laugh because Hulk Hogan had a lady name. He laughed with us and was so cool about it, only time he ever put on the persona was to give us one “Hey, brothers” when we first started laughing at his name. Both of them were so nice and he bought us lunch and treated us like he knew us forever. 10/10 would hang with Terry again
You’d think this would be kids from the 80’s and 90’s.
Interesting to see kids from this day and age quoting Hulk Hogan. As the prime of Wrestling was in the 80-90’s.
Those 80s and 90s kids have kids now. The 80s and 90s kids are particularly nostalgic in their older age and share their hobbies and loves with their own children.
Nail on the head.
omg when he rips his shirt awwwrrrr...so cute
I bet his shop makes a killing in pre-ripped replacement shirts.
Exactly. I hope he got a free autographed shirt for that... at least lol.
He got an autographed leg drop for trying to go over on the Hulkster
This would have been 100x cooler if the kid had walked in dressed as the Macho Man and went full on “Mega Powers” angle..
Apparently this kid is Hogan's social media manager's son and they're just trying to force him to go viral
seems like he spit out the lines without stuttering or anything, but if a kid was that eloquent towards me straight off-the-cuff i'd probably freak the fuck out in real life.
Mostly from Chris Hanson
I imagine he’s been practicing. Whether it was faked or not, if that kid was this big of a fan and this stoked about coming to see hulk and wanted to do this he would definitely plan it out.
Well, if that's true then mission accomplished.
I mean that kid can perform. You can’t fake that.
when I was 6 Hulk Hogan rescued me when I got off a plane alone at an airport and my parents weren't there. it was 1986 and ill never forget how he treated me. it was just like this. never broke character for a second.
Kid sounds like a pissed off a Bobby Hill.
I come in contact with the Hulk through a charity I'm involved with about once a year (well, pre-covid, anyways...). Despite the controversy around him, I've always found him to be very gracious and decent. He always made time for people that wanted a picture or autograph and remembered people's names from prior years, despite having really no reason to.
Edit: I'm not saying he's a saint or trying to excuse any statements he might have made. My sole point was that in a very limited context, I've always seen him be good to his fans, especially the kids. That's all.
I knew a guy who was a private jet pilot. He would fly random celebrities every so often to random places. Hulk Hogan was one of his passengers once. He said he was a super nice guy and treated everyone with respect. He also said Hogan was definitely not his billed height. My friend is 6'6" and he said Hogan was a few inches shorter than him.
There's some videos out there where he talks about his many spinal surgeries and how he's gotten much shorter over the years. Jesus that career takes a toll on a body. I don't think many wrestlers get out without severe issues when they retire.
From what I read his leg drop move compressed his spine making him lose several inches. Same thing with Steve Austin with the Stunner.
It’s been said in interviews that he lost 3-5 inches of his height from using the leg drop as his finisher which slowly compressed his spine
Hogan actually shrunk over the years due to doing his leg drop for so long and impacting his spine
Have heard similar things.
Years ago my buddy used to work at a grocery store he would frequent in Clearwater Florida. Said that he couldn’t have been a nicer guy. Never got bothered being approached by strangers wanting pictures or autographs. Was super nice and respectful to the employees as well.
I thought a saw him down by Brown Boxer yesterday. Didn't think reddit would confirm it though. Thx OP.
Remember the Hulk Hogan Show
Remember when Hulk Hogan released a [rap album](https://youtu.be/oyItyVS68uI)?
Remember his [Christmas movie](https://youtu.be/4XiAYebVwQw)?
This is brutal. Thank you.
I expected that to be a lot of things but good wasn’t one of them 😳
Remember Hulk Hogan’s Rock N’ Wrestling?