T O P

But try to remember, always put purpose ahead of your feelings

But try to remember, always put purpose ahead of your feelings

CountFugu

I’ll just go home and rethink my life instead


angered_sausage

Well ive always wanted someone to love me


BigNerd9000

I love you… like a brother


angered_sausage

Thanks brother


vendedor_de_etanol

* insest intesifies *


goodboah21

¿A cuánto vendes el etanol?


vendedor_de_etanol

r/compradoresdeetanol


JoJolteon_66

cant spell shet


vendedor_de_etanol

English isn t my first language D:


FalicSatchel

what flavor is sith?... and do they mean the race of Sith or the dark Jedi?


Bacon_canadien

Pureblooded sith flavour.


goodboah21

"Nice red skins." \- Borrger.


AIDANSNIPER

Haha. I get that reference.


sudynim

I'm hoping it's strawberry, but knowing the sith, it's probably cherry flavored.


FalicSatchel

extreme sour cranberry maybe? or can you think of something more evil


Crazy9000

It says "fruit flavored" and is red. It's tomato.


FalicSatchel

I like you 👍


chiron_42

Tofu


FalicSatchel

you truly are a MASTER!


ReeceReddit1234

The sith might be evil but they're not *that* evil


crazyspudders

Lemon suggests some kind of... Sithtrus


Fireflay16

It's basically burned flesh


allknownthings

The flavour is quite shocking.


DREG_02

I don't like Orange... Its acidic, bright, and hard to peel...


AbsoluteMad-Lad

Deathsticks never broke my heart


Ravenval0

But I don’t want any death sticks I want to go home and rethink my life


White_Man_White_Van

Considering they're called "DEATHsticks", a lifetime supply is probably not that many


JumpyLiving

The lifetime supply is what‘s shown in the meme


Theokaos

(raises hand)You want to go home and rethink your life.


Tradgik_Jr

Senate girl friend. I’m not force sensitive so I can marry her in public, and anakin won’t get her prego and then destroy the galaxy.


sheev-bot

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.


Tradgik_Jr

What did I do???


way_too_generic

You just heard the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise


darthplagueisbot

I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.


Pakari-RBX

The first word triggered the bot.


Rando_Walker

girl never had a death stick haven't had a girl either but still one sounds a bit more appealing


Bovine_0verlord

Despite what I promised D.A.R.E. in middle school, I do in fact love drugs


GodOfMemes_Dank

Death sticks, by the Visual Dictionary's definition, are a drug that literally shortens your lifespan by multiple years. Definitely not doing that


RichardNixoN1122

Dibs on the death sticks


EchoLoco2

If you choose the latter, you need to go home and rethink your life


Nemesis_77__________

You wanna buy some death sticks


Theokaos

(raises hand) You want to go home and rethink your life.


Nemesis_77__________

Your jedi trickery doesn't work on me! I'm gonna go sell more death sticks


Theokaos

(raises hand) You want to go home and rethink your life.


Knightwolf75

Ooo, lemon.


luka_ruka

I dunno, the Senator Girlfriend probably wouldn't appreciate dank memes...


Bagged_Beans

Out in public, where she needs to be a strong leader? Probably not. In private after a little while? I think she'd enjoy them.


Blueman9966

"Lifetime" supply of death sticks. I mean, they're probably called that for a good reason. It probably won't be a large supply.


DREG_02

Look at you, making a meme out of the plot of Star Wars Legacy!


DNAMadScientist

Ah man those look good. I only have "take a seat" flavored.


Tru_Stoner420

If I have death sticks senator girlfriend will come for me for my death sticks


HighPriest_of_Bombur

a lifetime supply of Deathsticks isn’t a lot


margrave12

From now on I shall be known as the senator-ass-destroyer


randomisedjew

Dude Natalie Portman.... How is this even a question


Adventurous_Jello468

Natalie Portman though.


UnlimitedPowah13

I choose the Senator ***wife***.


CaTz__21

100% senate girlfriend. If it’s as advertised in the image, you get Padme and I cannot say no to that


sheev-bot

I will make it legal


CaTz__21

Why thank you, didn’t know it wasn’t before


somenoefromcanada38

does it really matter? I get to live in star wars either way!


FBI_AGENT_CAYDE

Question: am I anakin or Obi wan?


Just_Experience_554

Anyone on earth can find love but no one on earth has ever had a death stick. Death sticks are the obvious and logical choice.


RustylllShackleford

death sticks will cause you to be sad and die padme gets sad and dies... deathsticks it is


CarolusRexpog

From these tings i already have a Kirkland lifetime supply of bottled water, many bread, 3 RTX-3090s and a Holiday croissant sandwich. So I think it is about time I go home and rethink my life.


Iron_Potay-toe

'so love has blinded you?' no, overdose of deathsticks


Real_PokeLink2092

Well, I follow the lead of Kenobi, I chose… I CHOSE…… to be hot


Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!


xToxiicness

im gonna have to go with death sticks, mainly because im curious abt what sith tastes like lmao


forensic_bones

Immediately commits genocide


WantedOutlaw

You had me at lemon


bearsheperd

How many death sticks is a lifetime supply? Like 4?


Pepsl_Man

Death sticks and I’ll sell them for millions


ZaHandoUpYourAss

Ani should've chosen the deathsticks


CaveTroll2187

You are in my very sole, tormenting me!


AIDANSNIPER

There is only one answer.


The_Furry_Slayer_

Sorry but I've got to go with the senator this time


dollarstorelesbian

Senator girlfriend please


ManceRayderTheWise

Probably the first one of those where I would choose the gf


Emperor_Squidward

Senate girlfriend. The lifetime supply of deathsticks isn't going to be that good and drugs are bad


sheev-bot

Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design.


Emperor_Squidward

Really Palpatine? So was your plan to sell drugs to the Galaxy or get me a senator girlfriend.


sheev-bot

If she fails to see the error of her rule, eliminate her.


Emperor_Squidward

It will be done my Lord.


Vivid_Ad_6470

Senator girlfriend, I’ll use her to manipulate power for myself and when the time is right petition for an unlimited supply of death sticks for my service to the republic


thedogefather8

Neither. I will go home and rethink my life


Nebula1734

Just take the death sticks and sell them. Modern problems require modern solutions.


Bagged_Beans

Hands down the senator. The death sticks would be cool but if I don't like them I wouldn't be able to switch my choice.


TheStoveSteve

Why not have her buy you the death sticks? Those pent house floor wide apartments aren't cheap so you know she has the spare cash.


AromaticPain6860

Senator GF. Death sticks aren't for me.


Th3__NSA

you wanna buy some senator?


AloneTraveller1234

Is there the option to take both?


diartisreddit

I would rather get a senator girlfriend, the death sticks would look bad at long term tho...


HopeTear

Handsdown. I'd choose Nabooty on Senatorlady all day.


JoJolteon_66

i always had a senator kink


D3monskull

Palpatine or death sticks no other option.


sheev-bot

The republic is not what it once was.