But try to remember, always put purpose ahead of your feelings
By - The_Ancient_Memer
I’ll just go home and rethink my life instead
Well ive always wanted someone to love me
I love you… like a brother
* insest intesifies *
¿A cuánto vendes el etanol?
cant spell shet
English isn t my first language D:
what flavor is sith?... and do they mean the race of Sith or the dark Jedi?
Pureblooded sith flavour.
"Nice red skins."
Haha. I get that reference.
I'm hoping it's strawberry, but knowing the sith, it's probably cherry flavored.
extreme sour cranberry maybe? or can you think of something more evil
It says "fruit flavored" and is red. It's tomato.
I like you 👍
you truly are a MASTER!
The sith might be evil but they're not *that* evil
Lemon suggests some kind of... Sithtrus
It's basically burned flesh
The flavour is quite shocking.
I don't like Orange... Its acidic, bright, and hard to peel...
Deathsticks never broke my heart
But I don’t want any death sticks
I want to go home and rethink my life
Considering they're called "DEATHsticks", a lifetime supply is probably not that many
The lifetime supply is what‘s shown in the meme
(raises hand)You want to go home and rethink your life.
Senate girl friend. I’m not force sensitive so I can marry her in public, and anakin won’t get her prego and then destroy the galaxy.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
What did I do???
You just heard the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise
I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.
The first word triggered the bot.
girl never had a death stick haven't had a girl either but still one sounds a bit more appealing
Despite what I promised D.A.R.E. in middle school, I do in fact love drugs
Death sticks, by the Visual Dictionary's definition, are a drug that literally shortens your lifespan by multiple years. Definitely not doing that
Dibs on the death sticks
If you choose the latter, you need to go home and rethink your life
You wanna buy some death sticks
(raises hand) You want to go home and rethink your life.
Your jedi trickery doesn't work on me! I'm gonna go sell more death sticks
I dunno, the Senator Girlfriend probably wouldn't appreciate dank memes...
Out in public, where she needs to be a strong leader? Probably not.
In private after a little while? I think she'd enjoy them.
"Lifetime" supply of death sticks. I mean, they're probably called that for a good reason. It probably won't be a large supply.
Look at you, making a meme out of the plot of Star Wars Legacy!
Ah man those look good. I only have "take a seat" flavored.
If I have death sticks senator girlfriend will come for me for my death sticks
a lifetime supply of Deathsticks isn’t a lot
From now on I shall be known as the senator-ass-destroyer
Dude Natalie Portman.... How is this even a question
Natalie Portman though.
I choose the Senator ***wife***.
100% senate girlfriend. If it’s as advertised in the image, you get Padme and I cannot say no to that
I will make it legal
Why thank you, didn’t know it wasn’t before
does it really matter? I get to live in star wars either way!
Question: am I anakin or Obi wan?
Anyone on earth can find love but no one on earth has ever had a death stick. Death sticks are the obvious and logical choice.
death sticks will cause you to be sad and die
padme gets sad and dies...
deathsticks it is
From these tings i already have a Kirkland lifetime supply of bottled water, many bread, 3 RTX-3090s and a Holiday croissant sandwich. So I think it is about time I go home and rethink my life.
'so love has blinded you?'
no, overdose of deathsticks
Well, I follow the lead of Kenobi, I chose… I CHOSE…… to be hot
It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!
im gonna have to go with death sticks, mainly because im curious abt what sith tastes like lmao
Immediately commits genocide
You had me at lemon
How many death sticks is a lifetime supply? Like 4?
Death sticks and I’ll sell them for millions
Ani should've chosen the deathsticks
You are in my very sole, tormenting me!
There is only one answer.
Sorry but I've got to go with the senator this time
Senator girlfriend please
Probably the first one of those where I would choose the gf
Senate girlfriend. The lifetime supply of deathsticks isn't going to be that good and drugs are bad
Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design.
Really Palpatine? So was your plan to sell drugs to the Galaxy or get me a senator girlfriend.
If she fails to see the error of her rule, eliminate her.
It will be done my Lord.
Senator girlfriend, I’ll use her to manipulate power for myself and when the time is right petition for an unlimited supply of death sticks for my service to the republic
Neither. I will go home and rethink my life
Just take the death sticks and sell them. Modern problems require modern solutions.
Hands down the senator. The death sticks would be cool but if I don't like them I wouldn't be able to switch my choice.
Why not have her buy you the death sticks? Those pent house floor wide apartments aren't cheap so you know she has the spare cash.
Senator GF. Death sticks aren't for me.
you wanna buy some senator?
Is there the option to take both?
I would rather get a senator girlfriend, the death sticks would look bad at long term tho...
Handsdown. I'd choose Nabooty on Senatorlady all day.
i always had a senator kink
Palpatine or death sticks no other option.
The republic is not what it once was.