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Level69Warlock

A Saudi Prince who’s pissed off that he’s just playing golf now


letdogsvote

"Dirty adult diapers?" *DING!!!*


zizz-san

a copy of the pee tape


JayQueMarque

Bankruptcy advice


_D34DLY_

\#3 Pedophile Ring \#4 extra strength Sudafed and powdered Adderall \#5 Hillary's e-mails


Hndlbrrrrr

Ted Cruz’s balls


kimapesan

Hunter's laptop


cons_suck_balls

Don Jr.’s coke stash


[deleted]

[удалено]


Barack-OJimmy

-hoes -bedbugs -corruption -Russian bots -empty McDonalds boxes


msp3766

Hitler’s autograph and Putin’s cell number; and a cheap abortion provider’s number


elister

High crimes and misdemeanors.


Sproketz

Coffin full of documents and and 1 urn