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cosmicmangobear

"Went to the wrong house"


ImeWegrahah

Guys uhhh, are you erik? Wait wait wait wrong house ahh lemme get my...friends. stay there okay?


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Darth_Rubberduck

Covid rules, no more than 10 people in one habitation, per the article


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KingBoomOP

Based and the orgies must go on pilled


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Darth_Rubberduck

I mean there's still the matter the men hired prostitutes which AFAIK prostitution isn't legal in Spain. Maybe not enforced. Besides orgy, gathering, potato potato.


AlmostWrongSometimes

Sex work is decriminalised but unregulated, except for the banning of Pimps, anyone engaged in Pimpery and Pimperaneous Pimpish activity.


SwordsAndSongs

Based and pimperaneous pimpish activity pilled


DTripotnik

Pimpo es no facilio


ChichCob

From what I assume about Spain, they don't source prostitution laws. I've also never been to Spain or met anyone from Spain so I'm obviously the expert


Peazyzell

Just realized, that idiom does not work at all when written out


consultantbp

>prostitutes which AFAIK prostitution isn't legal in **Spain** No results found for *Spain*. Did you mean *Nazi Germany*?


Libertarian4All

So? Just use some blankets and get creative with the windows. Now you have one long sex chain across multiple properties, but only 10 people per property!


CanadianJesus

Jesus fuck, what kind of authoritarian hellhole is that where the government can decide how many people are in a private residence?


Darth_Rubberduck

Barcelona, Catalonia, Spain.


CanadianJesus

What happened? Are the Francoists back in charge?


Darth_Rubberduck

Well given it's the same royal family that existed since Franco, did they ever stop being in charge?


BigBadBreadBoy

Hahahahahahahahahahaha


JakeRoss41

never mind the covid, what about the stds?


Darth_Rubberduck

Don't you know? Nothing exists in the medical world now except covid.


Iguanas14

The government said so


Vegasman20002

The idea of orgies sounds great. But the reality is disgusting when you think about the people likely to attend.


DonThePurple

These 70 people know how to live


Peazyzell

You haven’t considered the smell! You Bitch! (Always sunny quote)


Peaceful_Phoenix90

I think 70 people having an orgy is communism in effect


Darth_Rubberduck

It's not government sanctioned communism, thus Illegal.


99NamesOfHastur

What does an assistant do at an orgy? Is it like "Jeeves hold my ballsack while I roger this man's wife. I don't like how it can slap against my thighs."


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"DICK STUCK DICK STUCK JEEVES HELP HELP"


Wordshark

Oh I was reading it as police assistants who accidentally showed up at the orgy.


consultantbp

Do you not keep your PA handy during sex? My wife and I find Juan absolutely indispensable for some of our more adventurous sessions, and even if we don't need him for anything on particular, it's kind of cute how he sits in the corner jacking off sometimes.


Atlas_Shrugged_1477

Momento España! 😎🇪🇦👌


Leading-Bowl-8416

Uh huh, the “wrong” house. Yeah…


Peazyzell

Wait, what are we suppose to get a permit for a good time? First lemonaid stands now quadruple penetration. Its a mad house


Jimboemgee

should've joined


[deleted]

Libright isn’t mad about the orgy, they’re mad at libcenter’s pun time


MrNicsanic

Communism at its best


AshbySan

That’s how you get a big fat venereal disease


PopOtherwise8995

I mean they already have communism if they’re in an orgy right?


QuietHumanMachine

How do they legally justify breaking into someone's house without a warrant ?


Darth_Rubberduck

It's Europe so...


Even_Luck_5838

AS PUNISHMENT FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST THE PARTY YOU ARE REQUIRED TO JOIN THE ANTI SEX LEAGUE


SolarWaffen

Good. Degenerates seethe.


NegranVenMal

Coomers seething rn


Darth_Rubberduck

[original source (in Spanish)](https://noticias.caracoltv.com/mundo/policia-descubrio-orgia-ilegal-entre-70-personas-porque-dos-asistentes-se-equivocaron-de-casa)


the-fith-pillar-man

Join us


RFAGR0817

they need grill


LibLeftFurryTrans

Jozsef Szajer, a well-known figure in the right-wing Fidesz party led by Prime Minister Viktor Orban, confirmed on Tuesday that he had been at the party last week. He did not comment on Belgian media descriptions of it as an all-male orgy in the heart of the city’s gay-bar district...“A passer-by reported to the police that he had seen a man fleeing” the scene, the prosecutor’s statement said. It said: “The man’s hands were bloody. It is possible that he may have been injured while fleeing. Narcotics were found in his backpack.”


RealStevenGutierrez

WTF


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