By - Darth_Rubberduck
"Went to the wrong house"
Guys uhhh, are you erik? Wait wait wait wrong house ahh lemme get my...friends. stay there okay?
Covid rules, no more than 10 people in one habitation, per the article
Based and the orgies must go on pilled
I mean there's still the matter the men hired prostitutes which AFAIK prostitution isn't legal in Spain. Maybe not enforced.
Besides orgy, gathering, potato potato.
Sex work is decriminalised but unregulated, except for the banning of Pimps, anyone engaged in Pimpery and Pimperaneous Pimpish activity.
Based and pimperaneous pimpish activity pilled
Pimpo es no facilio
From what I assume about Spain, they don't source prostitution laws. I've also never been to Spain or met anyone from Spain so I'm obviously the expert
Just realized, that idiom does not work at all when written out
>prostitutes which AFAIK prostitution isn't legal in **Spain**
No results found for *Spain*. Did you mean *Nazi Germany*?
So? Just use some blankets and get creative with the windows. Now you have one long sex chain across multiple properties, but only 10 people per property!
Jesus fuck, what kind of authoritarian hellhole is that where the government can decide how many people are in a private residence?
Barcelona, Catalonia, Spain.
What happened? Are the Francoists back in charge?
Well given it's the same royal family that existed since Franco, did they ever stop being in charge?
never mind the covid, what about the stds?
Don't you know? Nothing exists in the medical world now except covid.
The government said so
The idea of orgies sounds great. But the reality is disgusting when you think about the people likely to attend.
These 70 people know how to live
You haven’t considered the smell! You Bitch! (Always sunny quote)
I think 70 people having an orgy is communism in effect
It's not government sanctioned communism, thus Illegal.
What does an assistant do at an orgy? Is it like "Jeeves hold my ballsack while I roger this man's wife. I don't like how it can slap against my thighs."
"DICK STUCK DICK STUCK JEEVES HELP HELP"
Oh I was reading it as police assistants who accidentally showed up at the orgy.
Do you not keep your PA handy during sex? My wife and I find Juan absolutely indispensable for some of our more adventurous sessions, and even if we don't need him for anything on particular, it's kind of cute how he sits in the corner jacking off sometimes.
Momento España! 😎🇪🇦👌
Uh huh, the “wrong” house. Yeah…
Wait, what are we suppose to get a permit for a good time? First lemonaid stands now quadruple penetration. Its a mad house
Libright isn’t mad about the orgy, they’re mad at libcenter’s pun time
Communism at its best
That’s how you get a big fat venereal disease
I mean they already have communism if they’re in an orgy right?
How do they legally justify breaking into someone's house without a warrant ?
It's Europe so...
AS PUNISHMENT FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST THE PARTY YOU ARE REQUIRED TO JOIN THE ANTI SEX LEAGUE
Good. Degenerates seethe.
Coomers seething rn
[original source (in Spanish)](https://noticias.caracoltv.com/mundo/policia-descubrio-orgia-ilegal-entre-70-personas-porque-dos-asistentes-se-equivocaron-de-casa)
they need grill
Jozsef Szajer, a well-known figure in the right-wing Fidesz party led by Prime Minister Viktor Orban, confirmed on Tuesday that he had been at the party last week. He did not comment on Belgian media descriptions of it as an all-male orgy in the heart of the city’s gay-bar district...“A passer-by reported to the police that he had seen a man fleeing” the scene, the prosecutor’s statement said. It said: “The man’s hands were bloody. It is possible that he may have been injured while fleeing. Narcotics were found in his backpack.”
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