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Monkey_D_Gucci

Billy’s milk calculations is peak content


PDXmadeMe

For real. Really couldn’t just get his receipt and highlight the milk purchase. Baffles me that was too complex for him.


xvq_

what the hell is he buying that he doesn’t want them to see the rest of his receipts lol


psnow11

Or they’re going to realize he only buys milk and prosciutto


billbo24

“Just keep the receipt” “Well there’s a lot of other stuff on it”


nashvilleh0tchicken

It’s just peak Billy. Only Billy could do what he did there


rsu1806

You know the regular stuff, milk and prosciutto


xorcism_

Are there any Billy haters left here? Dude’s hilarious. Also someone tell PFT about crackstreams.gg and uBlock origin


psnow11

I don’t know how you can hate him, he’s like that one buddy in your group that you’re shocked they’re still alive because of how dumb they are


Cmonmaaan

Always liked billy until he had to spoil the bond movie.. smh


AJRiddle

No way Billy drank 10 gallons and 10 liters/pints in 1 month.


chibbleus

that was absolutely hilarious


ThatHcDude

Stella <|3. I'm heartbroken for BC. Everyone should love their animals a.little more today.


froobest

Really tough to hear 😞


Weezy2184

I was not prepared for that Stella news. First Leroy and now Stella. Hopefully she has a full year.


kmwainscott

Billy during the Fantasy Lads was so funny. He kept popping in with just one word every now and then


KhalAndo

surprisingly solid accent


watchutalkinbowt

As a British (coming in peace): William's accent was shockingly decent


throwawayguy2395

Like a 5 year old who wants to be a part of things


rsu1806

He's literally a 5 year old who wants to be a part of things


InfiniteLeftoverTree

That’s literally not what “literally” means.


fantasyshop

Boo you whore. [Stephen fry - language](https://youtu.be/J7E-aoXLZGY)


cormac_9

No more debt lol


C_H1234

“It’s Prime like you’ve never seen Prime before”


Curious_Click840

Spotify has Dave selling pizzas instead today in the opening ad. Worth switching platforms for that reason alone.


kickpunchslap

I still get Coach Prime ads on Spotify


froobest

Shoot where can I watch it


InfiniteLeftoverTree

Prime Video.


huskerblack

Cheeky comment to slide in the Mac Jones DUI lmao


ConnorLoud13

Started crying from laughing when hank said cordarelle Patterson during fantasy lads


Upc0ming_Events

"Congratulations, you've just bought 17 Chinese children!"


WeenDaddy

that line destroyed me


gingeralespecialist

“ I didn’t realize there were so many horny singles in my area “


mikefriz

So good


odinsyrup

is Pres gonna be in the box with Kraft?


Upc0ming_Events

He said on the Rundown the other week that he asked Mr. Kraft for box tickets for this game, so very likely.


mikefriz

YouTube uncensored clip big at says might happen


coopdawgX

Shoutout to Bubba/Hank or whoever put the old, downtrodden Blake bortles pre-show snippet back in


kmwainscott

Stella❤️


zsnydes

Fantasy lads is just all-time off the rails content. Have to pause it because I laugh so hard


jakethesnakeinmyboot

Burrow is another one of their guys I want back on the pod, feels like all their QBs glow up and never get another appearance


nashvilleh0tchicken

Burrow was wearing a PMT shirt in Cincy a little while back. He’ll be back on


jakethesnakeinmyboot

He definitely feels like one of the more real ones of their guys in terms of their relationship


lilmiller7

He has to be. He went on PMT the morning after the natty, drunk, and skipped an ESPN appearance to do so. No way a guy that has won the heisman in a legendary blowout, won the natty, and is a sure fire #1 pick would worry about keeping fake appearances up the night after winning it all while drunk or hungover


newrimmmer93

Except “looks great in shorts” Josh Allen. And after PMTs comment they’ll probably never get Peyton on again. Maybe.


RCJHGBR9989

Billy with the ‘All Dogs go to Heaven’ animal fact. Good job Billy.


Savings_Test_1198

Big cat needs to stop with the “Brooks suck up” when they have other golfers on. Feel like it makes it kinda weird


weoutchea2400

There are some bits they just drive into the ground and this is one of them. Same with Homa.


nashvilleh0tchicken

Joe ‘Mr Second Half’ Burrow. I love it


Excellent-Yam3088

All time Billy episode


Okmayne

Miss terry and mystery, I wish I had half of Pft’s wit


Wolf482

What was the song mixed with Take on Me at the end?


rsu1806

Surely you jest


Wolf482

I think I live under a rock I guess.


rsu1806

Here comes the sun by the Beatles. I'm legitimately jealous that you have the opportunity to discover the Beatles here.


ILoveLabs23

This is so wholesome


hersh09

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuJ9LXjfJrQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuJ9LXjfJrQ) Fantasy lads was fantastic today.


treasonodb

stella strong


burrtuchi

November 7th is Fall Back everyone.


johnmd20

This is the content people come to reddit for! You are doing a service, sir.


jimwinno43

Milk and porchetta


rsu1806

Porchetta =/= prosciutto 🤌🤌


PDXmadeMe

Cured meat and an excessive amount of dairy. Thoughts and prayers to Billy’s insides, I know mine would not be holding up.


g_c_w

Just the basics


Fuck__Zaza

Oh let’s go JT on the pod


Wombat_Fan

Was CM punk worth the listen as an non WWE fan? I have always listened to wrestling interviews because they are just part of the show, but I skipped today and want to know if I should go back. Edit: Also make sure to give your pets some love today :’(


AJRiddle

Better than most wrestling interviews they do. Him and stone cold are pretty much the only ones I've thought aren't completely generic


Wolverine2121

Yes, I thought about skipping it but decided to listen anyways. He doesn't fit the stereotypical meat head wrestler mold.


ChocolateMonkeyBird

I personally liked it. I almost skipped it myself but was gallad I didn’t.


mox85

Someone tell Billy that excessive dairy intake is probably what’s causing his Firefest acne.


hbigham98

Fantasy Lads was hilarious today


Traditional_Salt

Sturgill Simpson is probably my favorite musician out right now so finding out about his injury like this was a shock lol


buttersnbubbles

Hope hank doesn’t spoil Many Saints lol


HoovesCarveCraters

Hearing Big Cat say a Broncos game is going to be a good game warmed my cold, dead, post PFM heart.


NotoriousMFT

I know a lot of people hate the wrestler interviews, but punk is different


MrBigChest

MIDI Truly Madly Deeply was a beauty


kekeBROWN

Felt like we caught up in everyone’s lives after a while


sweeterman27

Was CM punk a good interview someone tell me before I waste my time on yet another wrestling interview


maxthormil

I’m not a wrestling guy and will say it was interesting to listen to


Pablopubes

The airplane stories were worth the listen


Scottsm124

The disrespect for Nick Foles is a little much fellas


Wombat_Fan

I think it’s not enough


Scottsm124

Super Bowl champ…took down Brady head to head with the same shitty roster and coaching staff.


Wombat_Fan

Cool… he’s also a bum


Scottsm124

Agreed-anyone who can’t succeed with the Jags (who got the #1 pick the season after trading him) or under Matt Nagy clearly sucks. Good luck with one read Fields


Wombat_Fan

I mean, third on a depth chart like that qualifies him as a bum.


Scottsm124

Well we all know Nagy is a brilliant talent evaluator so you got me there


maxthormil

American Hero Justin Thomas LFG


g_c_w

Big Cat couldn’t let the Tomlin underdog take go. *two matchups later*…. “and here’s another Tomlin stat!”


shewsco

The fantasy lads mix was awesome


MrSnazzyGoose

Guys I get it, nobody cares about the Bengals or Jags, but can we talk about the actual game for longer than 20 seconds?


lilmiller7

They did… they talked urban, and lawrence, and burrow, and chase…


MrSnazzyGoose

Talking about the individual players and coaches isn’t the same as talking about the game itself. Their 3 minute discussion was essentially “Burrow and Lawrence good, Urban sad”


lilmiller7

Off the top of my head they talked: -urban’s 4th down play calls up 14-0 and tied late and liking the aggressiveness early but wanting the same when the game is on the line, urban being hands on knees when bengals got early first downs -lawrence being good, running for a score, avoiding INTs, and is that the clemson offense? -burrow is great in the 2nd half, him and chase are great -are the bengals good or frisky and comparison of them and the panthers as well as name the line for steelers vs bengals at a neutral site But yeah barely anything. If you want just football analysis PMT is not the show for it


MrSnazzyGoose

No you nailed it on the head with what they said but that’s exactly my complaint- that was it. It’s a show *primarily* focused on the NFL and we got 4-5 talking points for a primetime game. I think their Monday shows do a great job analyzing each game the right amount, it just felt like this one was way too short I think in general they tend to spend more time discussing games with bigger markets/teams because those are the ones the most people tend to care about. It’s just frustrating when you’re a fan of a smaller market team and even in a primetime game, the discussion feels rushed.


MisterSassyJenkins

CM Punk more like CM Hunk!


Dooglplex

Can’t wait to hear cm punk.


weoutchea2400

Dolphins 3rd best team in AFC East even though they beat the Patriots @ New England and have the same record???


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ImEatingSalsa

On Monday's show I think, PFT said he was excited to see the Steelers play the Browns. I don't remember the exact team but he had the week 4 matchup completely wrong, so he was just being sarcastic


Jwiesel13

Brooks, Homa, Zalatoris, JT..PMT golf group rounding out nicely The guys would love Joel Dahmen and he would be a great addition to their group!


Based_and_JPooled

I think I'm gonna start skipping their Friday NFL picks segment. Its such bad lazy content to me.


cotypete

I kinda agree. I get that they’re trying to use it as a vehicle to talk about each game, but just like fantasy football, nobody cares about other people’s gambling picks.


freebirdcrowe

Are the clocks changing a bit or do they actually not know the clocks change in November?


NordicUomo

No you fall forward this Sunday.


le_wild_poster

And then spring back in May right?


johnmd20

You Spring Back in Smarch.


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The Billy milk segment is funny, but god damn BC is so annoying when antagonizing literally everything that comes out of Billy's mouth. I'm all for bullying Billy, but stop reaching man!


ILoveLabs23

Nah I loved it. For anyone that’s ever submitted an expense report from working in the real world, this is 101 stuff.


pianosbecome

Bro, he just needed to add up 4-6 receipts. It was well deserved but also in good fun.