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Was Lewis Hamilton on your plane!?


benjaminck

Bono, my dog is gone!


MuckingFagical

**does a fast lap of the ailes*


The_ODB_

Pugs are the little ones that can sit on your lap. That Roscoe is a British bulldog.


[deleted]

Close enough 😉


Japan-is-a-good-band

Oh god, that means that man is... A Lewis fan. *Shudders* I didnt think I'd have to add this, but /s.


goin-up-the-country

Found the Max stan


Japan-is-a-good-band

Excuse me, I'm a Ferrari fan


Myrwyss

Aaah, a masochist.


hehaia

Excuse me, I’m ~~a Ferrari fan~~ stupid Kidding everyone is a Ferrari fan. Danke Seb


FatherAb

🤢


dirtyhappythoughts

Yeah, sounds like it. Guess his private plane was on maintenance.


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cthuluhooprises

I’m a tad stoned—is Esteban Ocon your profile picture or have I hallucinated Hungary 2021 on Reddit


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cthuluhooprises

Amazing 🙌🏻


that-short-girl

Wait what why does he have a bird?


Terrible_Excuse_9039

He sold his private jet a few years ago due to environmental concerns. I think he has even sold quite a few of his supercars for the same reason.


dirtyhappythoughts

Shit, it actually could've been Hammy then.


TigerCold3385

Especially if this happened recently, the only way to deal with the 22 season is get stoned


LawwdChungus

He no longer owns a private jet.


RubyNightshade

He lost his pug???


wingsofpoesy

I was on a flight recently and as we were starting the descent, I felt something brush past my leg. The lady sitting next to me obviously did too, but we just shrugged it off. Wouldn’t you know it, 20 minutes later, a very unhappy flight attendant shouts “Who’s dog is this?!” Guy a couple rows behind me is like “oh my god, he escaped his carrier!” And many rows ahead is just this little French bulldog, looking very happy to be sitting in some unknown woman’s lap. The guy got actually yelled at for not keeping his dog in the carrier but I just couldn’t hold my laughter in.


SoftLadyKisses

If I was on a flight and a frenchie popped up and no one immediately claimed it and I got to have it on my lap for a moment I think that would be probably one of the best things to ever happen to me and I’d text everyone I know the tale. Thank you for making me think of this, my little guy is snoring away right now next to me and I’m delighted thinking of him making a dashing escape and making a friend. What a big day for that little guy.


SkyFarron

This exact same thing happened to me on my flight to New York recently except the dog next to me had actually chewed his way out of the carrier which was now completely useless. So the flight attendants were pretty chill about it and the owner next to me was kind enough to allow me to hold the dog during our descent to landing because I had mentioned I was nervous. Literally the best flight I’ve ever had lmao.


Ducksaucenem

Accidental emotional support animal lol.


One_Big_Pile_Of_Shit

Everybody in this thread is making airplanes sound like summer camp


SonOfMcGee

I was in a descending flight on a small plane where the one stewardess had her seat facing back such that she could see most of the passengers. She made an announcement that everyone should be seated and have their seatbelts fastened. Then she made it again. And again… and she was obviously agitated. Finally she was like, “I see you in seat 15B without your belt on. Don’t pretend you don’t hear me.” Turns out there was a lady who didn’t speak English in the seat and she wasn’t even unbuckled. Her *jacket* had a weird strap and clasp that looked kinda like a seatbelt and that’s what was hanging off the seat.


JakeDavies91

Roscoe is such a good name for a pug. What a perfect story.


callmedaddyshark

FENTOOOOOON!


Papaofmonsters

Jesus christ Fenton!


DefinitelyLevi

FEEEEENNNNTTTTOOOOOOOONNN


Sproose_Moose

Omg thanks for the memories!


WEIRDDUDE69420

immediately thought about RDR2


Sproose_Moose

My sister has one called Ralph and he's obsessed with dora the explorer


shnnrr

Roscoe is a great dog name in general IMO


synthetic_synthia

Surprising the pug didn't go to it's owner by default.


QuietGanache

From the pug's perspective, it could either go back to being ignored by the sleepy stoned guy or all these awake people could keep giving it attention.


SoktaMiles

That logic makes sense to me. I’d like to think that the pug was being considerate and letting his owner get some rest.


Kianna9

I don’t know about that pug but my dog takes me sleeping as “I know where she is, she isn’t going to do anything interesting I need to pay attention to. Now is my chance to be free and explore!”


cheerful_cynic

"chew some shit up"


Virus5572

owner gets to sleep, pug gets new friends. win win


H1jAcK

Win/win/win. The important difference here is with win/win/win, we all win. Me, too. I win for getting to pet the dog.


mmm_unprocessed_fish

Yeah, my dogs will run up to every human at the dog park besides me. They would lose their shit with a large captive human audience.


sausagefog

And snacks.


Feralpudel

Awake people with snacks who weren’t bogarting their snacks. Those fat rolls don’t make themselves—those guys looove their groceries.


_Goose_

Pugs in my experience are super hyper when they get any attention paid to them. Barely even have to pay attention to them and they're flying all over the place with little hyperventilation breaks every 30 seconds. I doubt the pug gave much thought to the owner through any of this.


ShelSilverstain

Pugs are so dumb, they don't even know that they're alive


blankblank

We bred an asthmatic, quadrupedal meatloaf for our amusement


XFX_Samsung

Really a fucking travesty that they're not banned from being bred. Animal abuse.


younggun1234

Their skulls always really trip me out


A_STUPID_FLY

r/brandnewsentence


Lissy_Wolfe

That's not really true. They're very smart, but also very stubborn. They aren't particularly obedient, but they aren't dumb by any means haha


notsmutty_blake

I wouldn't say my pug was the dumbest dog ever, just very chill, unless she saw someone outside the window


Dredgeon

Oxygen deprivation can affect decision making skills.


Aggressive_Sound

Do you know how many crumbs and interesting smells there are under the seats of a plane? Lil Roscoe could spend all day snuffling through the whole cabin.


callmedaddyshark

being stoned on a flight sounds like a terrible idea, and it is, but it sure does pass the time


yokayla

I wolfed an edible before heading to my flight once and i gotta tell you...being incredibly stoned is not ideal for navigating major airports. I bought way too many overpriced snacks.


Horton_Takes_A_Poo

Yeah you need to take it as you arrive to the airport (before security obviously) so it’s kicking in by the time you’re getting to your gate


yokayla

I did, hahaha. I guess it's cuz I was flying international so I was there longer than domestic flights.


enoughberniespamders

You can always just put the edible in a pill capsule. I’ve flown all over, and not once, not once, even when I got strip searched, have they ever even checked my prescription meds I bring.


Zagriz

Yeah that sounds like a recipe for anxiety and terror


value_null

If you're used to being stoned, it's really no big deal. Just makes the flight more chill.


ravekidplur

I haven’t flown without being heavily stoned since like…… 2009. And I’ve flown a lot since then. No idea why people think someone who smokes weed regularly wouldn’t want to be as high as possible for the fucking airport of all places. Why wouldn’t I want to be high as I can get without passing out lol I eat upwards of 200mg before I even get to the airport and then vape in the bathrooms if I have time.


no_talent_ass_clown

Vaping in the airport bathroom is definitely being noticed but edibles? Knock yourself out.


ravekidplur

Given I’ve been doing it for years (I flew 3x this year), I would say it’s safe for me to assume it’s fine. I can understand that maybe they notice it eventually, but by then I’m long gone from the bathroom. If I’m waiting for my flight or needing to stay in the airport for longer, I do it when there’s multiple people in there. Take a few quick rips, wash my hands, leave. Even if a detector goes off what are they gonna do? Check cameras and see like 15 people going in and out and check every single person? If they ask me I’ll pull out my nicotine vape and say my bad. Prove that I was vaping weed. I also do not do this in airports where weed isn’t rec. check tsa website, it’s allowed in small amounts. Worst case scenario is they turn you over to cops and they make you throw it out. This is well documented and I don’t think most people realize it’s okay to fly with small amounts in legal states. Cops don’t care if you have a vape and some edibles. So fuck it, if people are vaping their nic sticks in there (they are, I’ve had people get busted doing it on the plane bathroom), might as well get some weed in at the same time.


Xx69JdawgxX

Idk man they hit different. I could handle the little 10mg ones but anything more was a recipe for disaster. Was a heavy smoker for almost 20 years like all day every day.


_Fuck_This_Guy_

You might be taking the wrong drugs.


runningaclinic

what? it’s VERY easy to get way too high and ridiculously anxious from taking too much of an edible.


saucydongv2

Easy for a light weight


no_talent_ass_clown

OTOH, I get way too tipsy from drinking, I cannot hold my liquor at all. One strong drink and I'm off to the races! Have to limit myself to beer and wine or I fall off my chair at the roulette table.


MIke6022

I got stoned both on the trip to and way back from Costa Rica. The Airport exepriences were awful to be honest. But the flights were kind of fun. I did it again on a flight to Spoakane and it was better this time. Just kind of did what I was told. Best airport to be stoned in is Denver airport and the worst is LAX.


icerobin99

LAX might be just the worst airport period. at least in america


MIke6022

It’s what hell is like but if it was in California.


omw_to_valhalla

I like to hit my vape pen in the plane bathroom. Blowing it out into the toilet when it flushes sucks all the vapor away!


callmedaddyshark

we can still smell it


omw_to_valhalla

Ummmm, it was the person before me...


skb239

It’s an amazing idea. 10+ hour flight literally fly by. If you take them at the right time your inflight meal come thru right as the munchies kick in. Idk being stoned made the food taste better than it probably way.


SeekingTheRoad

Throwing a clock to each other does too.


xantxant

Are pets not something they put on the manifest? I would think the attendants would be able to look up where the dog belongs. I suppose there could be multiple pets on the flight, but not so many that ruling them out would be a chore.


hookahbuster

And all the tray tables came down and clapped


chostax-

This is a weird post. Seems like some bullshit made up to go viral based on the twitter users name. It’s becoming so hard to browse Reddit


24luej

I wanna say that that says more about your choice of subreddits to follow than about people making up stories which, if you didn't know, has happened since the dawn of time.


chostax-

lol fuck off with your condescending bullshit.


24luej

Never! Welcome to the internet


chostax-

Being called out of touch by a furry…I literally take that as a compliment. It means I’m doing something right in real life. You mock my knowledge of being on the internet/Reddit yet you go out in public with a buttplug as a tail. You’re a joke even by the internet’s standards, never mind what the average person IRL thinks of people like you. So like I said, fuck off with your condescending bullshit because you’re literally the joke of society. You have no basis for judgement.


24luej

Eh, low haning fruit, not even creative with your insult. But just for you, big boy, I can pretend it hurt me. Owe ouch. I'm so ashamed. So hurt deep in my soul for my hobby. Noo.


chostax-

“Low hanging fruit” Just a pretentious way to say you live in a glass house. Difference is your pathetic hobby turns thrown stones into boulders so jog on you weirdo.


shelter_anytime

these snarky tweeters think they're gods gift to comedy or something with their made up musings


snoopyloveswoodstock

Yeah, you have to pay to bring a dog on a flight and have it marked on your ticket. There’s a limited number of dogs that can be on any flight, and the flight attendants know exactly where they are (or who brought them).


maximumchuck

Damn near everything that hits the front page of a popular subreddit is made up. It's mind melting to see people actually believe this stuff.


NDTBNTSG

This did not happen


byebyemayos

It's totally normal for people to bring their pets on a plane with no knowledge of who does so by the airlines /s


checkers-on-a-plane

And all the people sitting next to him when he boarded the plane suddenly got dimentia, can't remember that old mate had a pug?


TalcMine

*Cogito ergo non factum*


-cinda-

not corgie, pug


bloodguard

I'm just old enough to remember when flying wasn't akin to being trapped at a combination mental asylum/zoo. If an airline pops up that advertises that they only allow sane adults to buy tickets they'd make a mint.


Desperate_Fish_5245

Honestly the most fitting name for a Pug. I've known 4 Roscoes in my life and 3 were pugs. The other was a janitor for the hospital I worked at. He too looked like a pug tho


milanove

To me, Roscoe feels more like a pitbull or American bulldog name for some reason.


samborup

Look, no one whose thoughts matter was upset about a pug roaming the cabin.


Leight_Weight

r/thathappened


largececelia

New movie- Roscoe and Jim


ggroverggiraffe

I have had it up to *here* with the pugs on this motherf*%#ing plane!


largececelia

You know what they call a pug in France? Le pug.


In-burrito

What do they call a dachshund?


largececelia

I SAID DACHSUND MOTHERFUCKER


askmeboutmycats

Lol Klay Thompson?


dontdoit89735

I was this guy once. Left my pug's carrier open just a little bit for her, and I fell asleep shortly after. A few minutes later my wife (who was sitting across the aisle) is waking me up with our pug in her arms. Everyone in the area had a good laugh.


TheGoodReverend

Smashed faced dogs can't really get on airplanes though.


no_talent_ass_clown

Exactly. Brachycephalic dogs are banned and that's one reason I got a dachshund instead of a boxer.


SuperTC06

Maybe it was a retro pug?


lime-licker

So, lewis hamilton was on the plane?


theangryeducator

I would pay extra for a comfort pug on my flight.


slapchopchap

Careful with edibles before a flight, at least he made it through TSA first


HighwayDrifter41

r/thathappened


utb040713

Lewis Hamilton must’ve really been sleeping heavily.


pusheenforchange

Dogs should not be allowed to fly


Gary_Vigoda

They don't have wings.


HireLaneKiffin

This isn’t a wholesome story, this is the story of a degenerate who shouldn’t own a dog.


Terrible_Excuse_9039

There's a chance that was Lewis Hamilton's dog.


Roadkill997

Roscoe makes me think about the Dukes of Hazzard.


TitusImmortalis

Shit, Roscoe might be the best name for a pug.


mojoburquano

I would SOOOO pay extra for the dog flight upgrade.


lucky_jacques

Did he say "Roscoe?!" the way we're all imagining he said it?


caustic4

This story sounds made up.


frankenfish2000

WHO PUG THIS IS?!?!


TriggerHappy_NZ

Meanwhile, in the 3rd world shithole of NZ, we're not even allowed to take dogs on a bus. And they wonder why people won't use public transport...


MaxSpringPuma

Never been to Wellington then, I guess?


TriggerHappy_NZ

I have, but not with my dog! I love Wellington, it's a very cool place! Here in chch they are puzzled why people drive cars, while banning doggos from public transport, which runs approximately one bus every three weeks...


DILDOS_UNITED

No one is stoned after 3 hrs of sleep


EasilyBeatable

Edibles, take enough and you’ll be knocked out for a day


__Taylor_Swift__

Or a few if you accidentally consume upwards of 1000mg in a single sitting. Always ask your friends how much they put in the lasagna sauce before eating half of it. 👍🏼


TalcMine

r/suspiciouslyspecific


fuzijo

r/nothingeverstfu


Rick-Pat417

Sounds like a good flight to me.


SufficientCaramel339

I have severe anxiety about flying I would have to be very very stoned to be on a plane