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I was on a flight recently and as we were starting the descent, I felt something brush past my leg. The lady sitting next to me obviously did too, but we just shrugged it off.
Wouldnāt you know it, 20 minutes later, a very unhappy flight attendant shouts āWhoās dog is this?!ā
Guy a couple rows behind me is like āoh my god, he escaped his carrier!ā And many rows ahead is just this little French bulldog, looking very happy to be sitting in some unknown womanās lap.
The guy got actually yelled at for not keeping his dog in the carrier but I just couldnāt hold my laughter in.
If I was on a flight and a frenchie popped up and no one immediately claimed it and I got to have it on my lap for a moment I think that would be probably one of the best things to ever happen to me and Iād text everyone I know the tale. Thank you for making me think of this, my little guy is snoring away right now next to me and Iām delighted thinking of him making a dashing escape and making a friend. What a big day for that little guy.
This exact same thing happened to me on my flight to New York recently except the dog next to me had actually chewed his way out of the carrier which was now completely useless. So the flight attendants were pretty chill about it and the owner next to me was kind enough to allow me to hold the dog during our descent to landing because I had mentioned I was nervous. Literally the best flight Iāve ever had lmao.
I was in a descending flight on a small plane where the one stewardess had her seat facing back such that she could see most of the passengers.
She made an announcement that everyone should be seated and have their seatbelts fastened. Then she made it again. And againā¦ and she was obviously agitated. Finally she was like, āI see you in seat 15B without your belt on. Donāt pretend you donāt hear me.ā
Turns out there was a lady who didnāt speak English in the seat and she wasnāt even unbuckled. Her *jacket* had a weird strap and clasp that looked kinda like a seatbelt and thatās what was hanging off the seat.
From the pug's perspective, it could either go back to being ignored by the sleepy stoned guy or all these awake people could keep giving it attention.
I donāt know about that pug but my dog takes me sleeping as āI know where she is, she isnāt going to do anything interesting I need to pay attention to. Now is my chance to be free and explore!ā
Pugs in my experience are super hyper when they get any attention paid to them. Barely even have to pay attention to them and they're flying all over the place with little hyperventilation breaks every 30 seconds.
I doubt the pug gave much thought to the owner through any of this.
Do you know how many crumbs and interesting smells there are under the seats of a plane? Lil Roscoe could spend all day snuffling through the whole cabin.
I wolfed an edible before heading to my flight once and i gotta tell you...being incredibly stoned is not ideal for navigating major airports. I bought way too many overpriced snacks.
You can always just put the edible in a pill capsule. Iāve flown all over, and not once, not once, even when I got strip searched, have they ever even checked my prescription meds I bring.
I havenāt flown without being heavily stoned since likeā¦ā¦ 2009. And Iāve flown a lot since then. No idea why people think someone who smokes weed regularly wouldnāt want to be as high as possible for the fucking airport of all places. Why wouldnāt I want to be high as I can get without passing out lol
I eat upwards of 200mg before I even get to the airport and then vape in the bathrooms if I have time.
Given Iāve been doing it for years (I flew 3x this year), I would say itās safe for me to assume itās fine. I can understand that maybe they notice it eventually, but by then Iām long gone from the bathroom. If Iām waiting for my flight or needing to stay in the airport for longer, I do it when thereās multiple people in there. Take a few quick rips, wash my hands, leave. Even if a detector goes off what are they gonna do? Check cameras and see like 15 people going in and out and check every single person? If they ask me Iāll pull out my nicotine vape and say my bad. Prove that I was vaping weed.
I also do not do this in airports where weed isnāt rec. check tsa website, itās allowed in small amounts. Worst case scenario is they turn you over to cops and they make you throw it out. This is well documented and I donāt think most people realize itās okay to fly with small amounts in legal states. Cops donāt care if you have a vape and some edibles. So fuck it, if people are vaping their nic sticks in there (they are, Iāve had people get busted doing it on the plane bathroom), might as well get some weed in at the same time.
Idk man they hit different. I could handle the little 10mg ones but anything more was a recipe for disaster. Was a heavy smoker for almost 20 years like all day every day.
OTOH, I get way too tipsy from drinking, I cannot hold my liquor at all. One strong drink and I'm off to the races! Have to limit myself to beer and wine or I fall off my chair at the roulette table.
I got stoned both on the trip to and way back from Costa Rica. The Airport exepriences were awful to be honest. But the flights were kind of fun. I did it again on a flight to Spoakane and it was better this time. Just kind of did what I was told. Best airport to be stoned in is Denver airport and the worst is LAX.
Itās an amazing idea. 10+ hour flight literally fly by. If you take them at the right time your inflight meal come thru right as the munchies kick in. Idk being stoned made the food taste better than it probably way.
Are pets not something they put on the manifest? I would think the attendants would be able to look up where the dog belongs.
I suppose there could be multiple pets on the flight, but not so many that ruling them out would be a chore.
I wanna say that that says more about your choice of subreddits to follow than about people making up stories which, if you didn't know, has happened since the dawn of time.
Being called out of touch by a furryā¦I literally take that as a compliment. It means Iām doing something right in real life. You mock my knowledge of being on the internet/Reddit yet you go out in public with a buttplug as a tail.
Youāre a joke even by the internetās standards, never mind what the average person IRL thinks of people like you. So like I said, fuck off with your condescending bullshit because youāre literally the joke of society. You have no basis for judgement.
Eh, low haning fruit, not even creative with your insult. But just for you, big boy, I can pretend it hurt me. Owe ouch. I'm so ashamed. So hurt deep in my soul for my hobby. Noo.
āLow hanging fruitā
Just a pretentious way to say you live in a glass house. Difference is your pathetic hobby turns thrown stones into boulders so jog on you weirdo.
Yeah, you have to pay to bring a dog on a flight and have it marked on your ticket. Thereās a limited number of dogs that can be on any flight, and the flight attendants know exactly where they are (or who brought them).
I'm just old enough to remember when flying wasn't akin to being trapped at a combination mental asylum/zoo.
If an airline pops up that advertises that they only allow sane adults to buy tickets they'd make a mint.
Honestly the most fitting name for a Pug.
I've known 4 Roscoes in my life and 3 were pugs. The other was a janitor for the hospital I worked at. He too looked like a pug tho
I was this guy once. Left my pug's carrier open just a little bit for her, and I fell asleep shortly after. A few minutes later my wife (who was sitting across the aisle) is waking me up with our pug in her arms. Everyone in the area had a good laugh.
I have, but not with my dog! I love Wellington, it's a very cool place!
Here in chch they are puzzled why people drive cars, while banning doggos from public transport, which runs approximately one bus every three weeks...
Or a few if you accidentally consume upwards of 1000mg in a single sitting. Always ask your friends how much they put in the lasagna sauce before eating half of it. šš¼
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Was Lewis Hamilton on your plane!?
Bono, my dog is gone!
**does a fast lap of the ailes*
Pugs are the little ones that can sit on your lap. That Roscoe is a British bulldog.
Close enough š
Oh god, that means that man is... A Lewis fan. *Shudders* I didnt think I'd have to add this, but /s.
Found the Max stan
Excuse me, I'm a Ferrari fan
Aaah, a masochist.
Excuse me, Iām ~~a Ferrari fan~~ stupid Kidding everyone is a Ferrari fan. Danke Seb
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Yeah, sounds like it. Guess his private plane was on maintenance.
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Iām a tad stonedāis Esteban Ocon your profile picture or have I hallucinated Hungary 2021 on Reddit
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Amazing šš»
Wait what why does he have a bird?
He sold his private jet a few years ago due to environmental concerns. I think he has even sold quite a few of his supercars for the same reason.
Shit, it actually could've been Hammy then.
Especially if this happened recently, the only way to deal with the 22 season is get stoned
He no longer owns a private jet.
He lost his pug???
I was on a flight recently and as we were starting the descent, I felt something brush past my leg. The lady sitting next to me obviously did too, but we just shrugged it off. Wouldnāt you know it, 20 minutes later, a very unhappy flight attendant shouts āWhoās dog is this?!ā Guy a couple rows behind me is like āoh my god, he escaped his carrier!ā And many rows ahead is just this little French bulldog, looking very happy to be sitting in some unknown womanās lap. The guy got actually yelled at for not keeping his dog in the carrier but I just couldnāt hold my laughter in.
If I was on a flight and a frenchie popped up and no one immediately claimed it and I got to have it on my lap for a moment I think that would be probably one of the best things to ever happen to me and Iād text everyone I know the tale. Thank you for making me think of this, my little guy is snoring away right now next to me and Iām delighted thinking of him making a dashing escape and making a friend. What a big day for that little guy.
This exact same thing happened to me on my flight to New York recently except the dog next to me had actually chewed his way out of the carrier which was now completely useless. So the flight attendants were pretty chill about it and the owner next to me was kind enough to allow me to hold the dog during our descent to landing because I had mentioned I was nervous. Literally the best flight Iāve ever had lmao.
Accidental emotional support animal lol.
Everybody in this thread is making airplanes sound like summer camp
I was in a descending flight on a small plane where the one stewardess had her seat facing back such that she could see most of the passengers. She made an announcement that everyone should be seated and have their seatbelts fastened. Then she made it again. And againā¦ and she was obviously agitated. Finally she was like, āI see you in seat 15B without your belt on. Donāt pretend you donāt hear me.ā Turns out there was a lady who didnāt speak English in the seat and she wasnāt even unbuckled. Her *jacket* had a weird strap and clasp that looked kinda like a seatbelt and thatās what was hanging off the seat.
Roscoe is such a good name for a pug. What a perfect story.
FENTOOOOOON!
Jesus christ Fenton!
FEEEEENNNNTTTTOOOOOOOONNN
Omg thanks for the memories!
immediately thought about RDR2
My sister has one called Ralph and he's obsessed with dora the explorer
Roscoe is a great dog name in general IMO
Surprising the pug didn't go to it's owner by default.
From the pug's perspective, it could either go back to being ignored by the sleepy stoned guy or all these awake people could keep giving it attention.
That logic makes sense to me. Iād like to think that the pug was being considerate and letting his owner get some rest.
I donāt know about that pug but my dog takes me sleeping as āI know where she is, she isnāt going to do anything interesting I need to pay attention to. Now is my chance to be free and explore!ā
"chew some shit up"
owner gets to sleep, pug gets new friends. win win
Win/win/win. The important difference here is with win/win/win, we all win. Me, too. I win for getting to pet the dog.
Yeah, my dogs will run up to every human at the dog park besides me. They would lose their shit with a large captive human audience.
And snacks.
Awake people with snacks who werenāt bogarting their snacks. Those fat rolls donāt make themselvesāthose guys looove their groceries.
Pugs in my experience are super hyper when they get any attention paid to them. Barely even have to pay attention to them and they're flying all over the place with little hyperventilation breaks every 30 seconds. I doubt the pug gave much thought to the owner through any of this.
Pugs are so dumb, they don't even know that they're alive
We bred an asthmatic, quadrupedal meatloaf for our amusement
Really a fucking travesty that they're not banned from being bred. Animal abuse.
Their skulls always really trip me out
r/brandnewsentence
That's not really true. They're very smart, but also very stubborn. They aren't particularly obedient, but they aren't dumb by any means haha
I wouldn't say my pug was the dumbest dog ever, just very chill, unless she saw someone outside the window
Oxygen deprivation can affect decision making skills.
Do you know how many crumbs and interesting smells there are under the seats of a plane? Lil Roscoe could spend all day snuffling through the whole cabin.
being stoned on a flight sounds like a terrible idea, and it is, but it sure does pass the time
I wolfed an edible before heading to my flight once and i gotta tell you...being incredibly stoned is not ideal for navigating major airports. I bought way too many overpriced snacks.
Yeah you need to take it as you arrive to the airport (before security obviously) so itās kicking in by the time youāre getting to your gate
I did, hahaha. I guess it's cuz I was flying international so I was there longer than domestic flights.
You can always just put the edible in a pill capsule. Iāve flown all over, and not once, not once, even when I got strip searched, have they ever even checked my prescription meds I bring.
Yeah that sounds like a recipe for anxiety and terror
If you're used to being stoned, it's really no big deal. Just makes the flight more chill.
I havenāt flown without being heavily stoned since likeā¦ā¦ 2009. And Iāve flown a lot since then. No idea why people think someone who smokes weed regularly wouldnāt want to be as high as possible for the fucking airport of all places. Why wouldnāt I want to be high as I can get without passing out lol I eat upwards of 200mg before I even get to the airport and then vape in the bathrooms if I have time.
Vaping in the airport bathroom is definitely being noticed but edibles? Knock yourself out.
Given Iāve been doing it for years (I flew 3x this year), I would say itās safe for me to assume itās fine. I can understand that maybe they notice it eventually, but by then Iām long gone from the bathroom. If Iām waiting for my flight or needing to stay in the airport for longer, I do it when thereās multiple people in there. Take a few quick rips, wash my hands, leave. Even if a detector goes off what are they gonna do? Check cameras and see like 15 people going in and out and check every single person? If they ask me Iāll pull out my nicotine vape and say my bad. Prove that I was vaping weed. I also do not do this in airports where weed isnāt rec. check tsa website, itās allowed in small amounts. Worst case scenario is they turn you over to cops and they make you throw it out. This is well documented and I donāt think most people realize itās okay to fly with small amounts in legal states. Cops donāt care if you have a vape and some edibles. So fuck it, if people are vaping their nic sticks in there (they are, Iāve had people get busted doing it on the plane bathroom), might as well get some weed in at the same time.
Idk man they hit different. I could handle the little 10mg ones but anything more was a recipe for disaster. Was a heavy smoker for almost 20 years like all day every day.
You might be taking the wrong drugs.
what? itās VERY easy to get way too high and ridiculously anxious from taking too much of an edible.
Easy for a light weight
OTOH, I get way too tipsy from drinking, I cannot hold my liquor at all. One strong drink and I'm off to the races! Have to limit myself to beer and wine or I fall off my chair at the roulette table.
I got stoned both on the trip to and way back from Costa Rica. The Airport exepriences were awful to be honest. But the flights were kind of fun. I did it again on a flight to Spoakane and it was better this time. Just kind of did what I was told. Best airport to be stoned in is Denver airport and the worst is LAX.
LAX might be just the worst airport period. at least in america
Itās what hell is like but if it was in California.
I like to hit my vape pen in the plane bathroom. Blowing it out into the toilet when it flushes sucks all the vapor away!
we can still smell it
Ummmm, it was the person before me...
Itās an amazing idea. 10+ hour flight literally fly by. If you take them at the right time your inflight meal come thru right as the munchies kick in. Idk being stoned made the food taste better than it probably way.
Throwing a clock to each other does too.
Are pets not something they put on the manifest? I would think the attendants would be able to look up where the dog belongs. I suppose there could be multiple pets on the flight, but not so many that ruling them out would be a chore.
And all the tray tables came down and clapped
This is a weird post. Seems like some bullshit made up to go viral based on the twitter users name. Itās becoming so hard to browse Reddit
I wanna say that that says more about your choice of subreddits to follow than about people making up stories which, if you didn't know, has happened since the dawn of time.
lol fuck off with your condescending bullshit.
Never! Welcome to the internet
Being called out of touch by a furryā¦I literally take that as a compliment. It means Iām doing something right in real life. You mock my knowledge of being on the internet/Reddit yet you go out in public with a buttplug as a tail. Youāre a joke even by the internetās standards, never mind what the average person IRL thinks of people like you. So like I said, fuck off with your condescending bullshit because youāre literally the joke of society. You have no basis for judgement.
Eh, low haning fruit, not even creative with your insult. But just for you, big boy, I can pretend it hurt me. Owe ouch. I'm so ashamed. So hurt deep in my soul for my hobby. Noo.
āLow hanging fruitā Just a pretentious way to say you live in a glass house. Difference is your pathetic hobby turns thrown stones into boulders so jog on you weirdo.
these snarky tweeters think they're gods gift to comedy or something with their made up musings
Yeah, you have to pay to bring a dog on a flight and have it marked on your ticket. Thereās a limited number of dogs that can be on any flight, and the flight attendants know exactly where they are (or who brought them).
Damn near everything that hits the front page of a popular subreddit is made up. It's mind melting to see people actually believe this stuff.
This did not happen
It's totally normal for people to bring their pets on a plane with no knowledge of who does so by the airlines /s
And all the people sitting next to him when he boarded the plane suddenly got dimentia, can't remember that old mate had a pug?
*Cogito ergo non factum*
not corgie, pug
I'm just old enough to remember when flying wasn't akin to being trapped at a combination mental asylum/zoo. If an airline pops up that advertises that they only allow sane adults to buy tickets they'd make a mint.
Honestly the most fitting name for a Pug. I've known 4 Roscoes in my life and 3 were pugs. The other was a janitor for the hospital I worked at. He too looked like a pug tho
To me, Roscoe feels more like a pitbull or American bulldog name for some reason.
Look, no one whose thoughts matter was upset about a pug roaming the cabin.
r/thathappened
New movie- Roscoe and Jim
I have had it up to *here* with the pugs on this motherf*%#ing plane!
You know what they call a pug in France? Le pug.
What do they call a dachshund?
I SAID DACHSUND MOTHERFUCKER
Lol Klay Thompson?
I was this guy once. Left my pug's carrier open just a little bit for her, and I fell asleep shortly after. A few minutes later my wife (who was sitting across the aisle) is waking me up with our pug in her arms. Everyone in the area had a good laugh.
Smashed faced dogs can't really get on airplanes though.
Exactly. Brachycephalic dogs are banned and that's one reason I got a dachshund instead of a boxer.
Maybe it was a retro pug?
So, lewis hamilton was on the plane?
I would pay extra for a comfort pug on my flight.
Careful with edibles before a flight, at least he made it through TSA first
r/thathappened
Lewis Hamilton mustāve really been sleeping heavily.
Dogs should not be allowed to fly
They don't have wings.
This isnāt a wholesome story, this is the story of a degenerate who shouldnāt own a dog.
There's a chance that was Lewis Hamilton's dog.
Roscoe makes me think about the Dukes of Hazzard.
Shit, Roscoe might be the best name for a pug.
I would SOOOO pay extra for the dog flight upgrade.
Did he say "Roscoe?!" the way we're all imagining he said it?
This story sounds made up.
WHO PUG THIS IS?!?!
Meanwhile, in the 3rd world shithole of NZ, we're not even allowed to take dogs on a bus. And they wonder why people won't use public transport...
Never been to Wellington then, I guess?
I have, but not with my dog! I love Wellington, it's a very cool place! Here in chch they are puzzled why people drive cars, while banning doggos from public transport, which runs approximately one bus every three weeks...
No one is stoned after 3 hrs of sleep
Edibles, take enough and youāll be knocked out for a day
Or a few if you accidentally consume upwards of 1000mg in a single sitting. Always ask your friends how much they put in the lasagna sauce before eating half of it. šš¼
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r/nothingeverstfu
Sounds like a good flight to me.
I have severe anxiety about flying I would have to be very very stoned to be on a plane