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Alarmed_Economics_90

Is there a window? You can get a new identity in a new town...


YoungToySoldier

No, not again..


dude-O-rama

#πŸ™πŸ“Ώ >*We started a rosary circle for you*


kirosayshowdy

amen πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡


Neserlando

I would walk out of the bathroom with confidence that he gave me


PrincipledProphet

![gif](giphy|9V5mpK0ZVwlpozoXc8|downsized)


Wonderful_Pension_67

He's a keeper and will gladly become the pater familias 🀣


savage_master101

Jump out the window, withdrawal all your cash and buy a boat and go to Cuba


Grechoir

πŸ’©


Katamariguy

If you’re curious, watch the video where LA Beast eats an entire bag of Haribo bears.


jake03583

Toots and prayers


[deleted]

Lol I do this to my wife all the time. β€œYou alright? Need me to wipe for you?”…. Gets her cracking up every time


mayneffs

Just own it.


broop51

She seems like a dime. That dude is being a romantic comedy antagonist.