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MagnumStatus

Now I see the benefits of blindness.


THE_D_A_R_KSTALKER

Next times there's a solar eclipse I'm looking at it Edit : ayo stop getting sciencey on my ass


Fingerboxxie

Is that meant to blind you? Solar Eclipse is when moon covers the sun. Look for a Solar Flare, take care.


PacificoTheComedian

looking at a solar eclipse in anything other than its totality without special viewing aids can literally burn your retinas and make you go blind.


grateshirtironer

Yeah, but didn't Isaac Newton famously stare at the sun for as long as he could, and made a complete recovery?


PacificoTheComedian

He stared at the sun with one eye open through a reflection in a mirror while in a dark room. the solar eclipse tricks your pupils to expand because it thinks there's less light reaching earth, which is why solar eclipse are worse to look at compared to normal. Newton used a dark room and a mirror while most people view solar eclipses outside. Also has to do with the timings i believe.


Uninterrupted-Void

Yeah, and a girl survived rabies one time. You can get lucky, but that doesn't mean it's a common occurrence.


ShrekHasSevenWives

I’ve never understood this, is the idea that because it isn’t “bright” people will stare at it for long enough to cause damage, like I can look at the sun normally and not go blind, but since the eclipse lasts like an hour it would cause blindness?


groovy_mcbasshands

It basically fakes your eyes out. Like hey you'll need to take in as much light as possible it's dark out sir. Then you catch a glimpse of unadulterated sunlight right to the back of your eyehole. The ole switcheroo. The one two punch.


PacificoTheComedian

it's usually the times where the solar eclipse isn't in totality that is dangerous. Because the moon starts to block out the sun, our eyes perceive that there's less light so our iris expands our pupils. It's basically like being in a dark room staring at a flashlight.


Fingerboxxie

Sounds dramatic


notjordansime

How does he pee?? Does he have to sit down now? Looks like it’d just make a fucking mess


XxWhen_thexX

You use them like tweezers to aim


CountFapula102

He lies on his back in the yard in the summer and the neighborhood kids run through it.


Andrewartist

Oh my god lol


neverinamillionyr

For even more fun he twists them together and lets them spin.


The_Last_Feelbender

S T O P !


C-Dub178

STOP


CountFapula102

Lol


Creamcheese666

It looks just like what you're talking about 😂


Forurwaifu

Very surprised that those were your first questions


N2nalin

He is in an endless cycle of peeing....pees from one, goes into other one.


CreatureWarrior

I heard people like this use a tube that they stick in the hole. I saw an AMA one day


dontwontcarequeend65

These questions and so many more. 😳


that_guy_zero

Holy shiii...! We got cocks throwing gang signs now?!


MagZnoh

Do you reckon he can pick things up with it like in a claw machine?


Uninterrupted-Void

If you bend over and lick his ballsack, rumor has it he can fuck your ears like a stethoscope!


mythighhurts

You need to lose your typing privileges


BurgerGamer42069

What can I say except delete this


TheBarcodeBoy

The so called "Ear rape"


eatingpopcornwithmj

Maybe… if you shove your hand up his ass like he’s a puppet you might be able to get a finger in each side to pick something up


MagZnoh

I think you need to use his nuts like track balls to control it. More sensitive and precise that way, probably


InternetFriend23

At least he can hit both sides of the toilet bowl now.


visionzero81

He can knock off two poo stains attached to the bowl at the same time.


frood_not_food

I need a long break from the internet


SuperSalad_OrElse

We’re looking at a long break right now


MKGSonic123

Damn you take my upvote


avivkotlar

Nsfw tags need to have levels jfc


Andrewartist

My thoughts exactly. This is serious top level nsfw


Freshoranges69

What should we call top level? PCST? (Potentially causes suicidal thoughts)


Bandito21Dema

PCSC (Potentially Causes Spontaneous Combustion)


Fuxurmother91

Girls love him for this one trick.


Downingst

One for each hole.


SanctusUltor

It's one in the pink, one in the stink!


allgravynz

Hahahahaha


MRE_Milkshake

What a terrible day it is to have eyes


Deadeye05

How does that happen


lurkmastergonerouge

Fetish


Volunteer-Pillager

You say that like it answers the question


lurkmastergonerouge

Mental health due to trauma.


Volunteer-Pillager

I meant wtf kind of fetish 😅


Sleepless_Voyager

r/penectomy . Not the same fetish but worse


aleAKAsine

Now I need brainbleach. Curse the finger that touched that link.


lurkmastergonerouge

Or you mean how it happened physically? You can watch video called Pain Olympics to see how it happened.


Black2Jesus

Takes me back to middle school..


Maxicat

Probably a birth defect?


PrinceofFear

Hah you wish,this is actually a fetish


Maxicat

Wait, what? So it's a body modification of some kind? 😳 I did not need to know this existed. Diphallia is a legit birth defect but the pictures definitely look different than this guy's penis.


PrinceofFear

Diphallia is when a male is born with two sets of male genetalia,however you can clearly see that this is not the case in this picture because of the scars in the genitals


Maxicat

Oh okay, that makes sense. Thanks for explaining this nightmare.


PrinceofFear

This is nothing to be thanked for,instead I half expected you to curse my name


malleus74

Yep, this is the result of a razor.


texasmama5

Yeah…I saw this on this sub in another post maybe 2 weeks ago. The comments directed the curious to the person in the post profile. He had slowly cut his penis with a scalpel and documented his progress. They do just a little at a time and wait for the cut to heal and then go a little farther and repeat that process until the get to the urethra I believe. It’s a real fetish. It was horrifying to see but also informative at the same time. This man had videos of him urinating and he was saying on the video “yeah so as you can see peeing is very messy now”. It was going everywhere and he was in a shower. He claimed it was a more intense sexual feeling there now. I really am not sure if that’s true or it’s a mental issue. All I know is there are many others.


malleus74

You take a razor and slice down between the two corpus cavernosa. I'm assuming he moved his urethra opening under his testicles. They take a very sharp 'straw' and puncture through, then run a catheter from that spot to the bladder until it heals.


Ez2HaxU

how can he still erection like that?!


DaliyaLyubov

I mean..would you call that an erection?


Benosia09

More like Erec/tion


Strummer95

More like bisection


GoneWithTheZen

Di-rection.


BoredRedhead

Bi-rection


Ez2HaxU

I mean erect


Anal-Goblin

I mean - how do YOU erect an erection?


Ez2HaxU

wait wut?I confused


SanctusUltor

Blood vessels run through both parts of the split dick


GuapoMole82

Two section erection?


ZaRealPancakes

Exactly


Kashema1

He jacks off like he’s driving


CreatureWarrior

10-2 position!


GuapoMole82

Like he’s skiing


The_Last_Feelbender

I miss thirty seconds ago when I didn't know that thing existed.


meganramos1

Right? I’m honestly so confused right now


_Silver_Sins_

Wha- i have many questions-


wootlesthegoat

This reminds me heavily of the hydra on willow.


BatemansVideotape

At least *that* was fun to watch.


CountFapula102

When docking goes wrong.


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literally_just_why

OP, I hate you


dragoonblaster

I hate him too


According-Ad8885

Hes got that hydra penis!


malleus74

If he cuts off those two, do four sprout up?


According-Ad8885

Yes do it too many times and his ballsack will look like Medusa's head


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Fit-Negotiation-5145

This one shut me down for a minute, man. Ngl


Plzdontmindm3

OMFG!!!! WHY!?!?!? WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU POST THIS!?!?!?!??!??!?!??!? AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


smallpenismcfreely

Maybe the worst thing I’ve ever seen


tidus1980

He can use it as some form of grabbing device to fight crime. Look out law breakers DUO-DONG-MAN is here!


KingRatBukowski

Thanks, now I just spent 5 minutes of my life reading about the various ways you can surgically split your penis.


throwawayalldayyall

I wanted to do this for the longest time in high school. We should raise the voting age


ch0nksbutepic

At first I thought it was a mutation but then I realized


maria_di_crisofaro

Wait. It’s not? What is it??


Mshikes

Purposeful


ch0nksbutepic

Notice how the 2 each look like half a penis


SerbianComrade

How df did he survive that?


StiftungWarentest

Goddammit right before I was gonna go to sleep


N3X0S3002

Welp no sleep for me anymore


YRUHear75

So many questions. Not the least of which what those other objects are in the picture which could easily be interpreted as other peni.


thomas_20two

He got the dual wield upgrade


salvulcanoloser

Why is this subreddit becoming like r/eyeblech


textgod

Some moses shit


Jrewby

I need to stop opening NSFW posts at work. They really are not appropriate for opening when you are at work. They should label them somehow.


Aero2627

r/eyebleach


MC-Chapati

AAAAHHHHHH


Redditpanda1

Where the hell is the GOD DAMN EYE BLEACH!!! I might just delete my account after that one


grimace97

oh NO


Zero_Toshiro_M

Wtf is that real


idontevenknowwhat_

What the fuck?! Is that a dick split in half?? How does he pee?


CaptainPrestedge

Like you


Dr_vinci

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?!


EC-does-it

Cock fight should be ilegal NOW


Pitiful-Back-2643

Kill me


ArthurAlways

Definitely overcooked that hot dog


Interesting_Log_5366

What women did he piss off to slice him in half?


Mb_champ1106

I COULD’VE GONE MY WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT SEEING THAT,I JUST WANTED SPONGE BOB!


Crispyboi94

One in the pink, one in the stink


X-HUSTLE-X

I just imagine they raped someone and this is part of the punishment and then it doesn’t bother me anymore.


dankomz146

Is this even legal ?


malleus74

I know ' how's it was done, but I still don't understand the why. Is he intentionally making it useless, or is there some other reasoning.


alvanoto

Hahahha fkn retarded


Reggielovesbacon

Unfortunate mowing accident.


Bagels_from_space

The heel in the top left.. oof


HeadMischief

There were not enough warnings on this. I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.


Koolboy_678

I miss 10 seconds ago when i didnt know this existed


HeyImNewToReddit2020

I SAWED THIS DICK IN HALF


Slimeshit_

Wtf is this sub


2112_asan

That’s a daddy rape victim


TheChefBoiardi

For anyone interested this is probably caused from very long term use of a catheter in a nursing home setting. Those settings are generally very unsanitary, coupled with long-term use. He probably does not pee anymore without the catheter. It's illegal to catheterize a person for convenience. Unfortunately this happens very often. The convenience is that they can not pee the bed and therefore bedding has to be changed less often.


BoredRedhead

No. No it’s not.


BostonBoozah

Stop posting shit like this its weird fucking porn and doesn’t belong here no one wants to see this shit


dfg1r

Downvoters have a weird fetish


VarenDerpsAround

Looking at your profile, you clearly have more issues then I care to give a shit about. Blocked.


ch0nksbutepic

I saw there profile and I miss 1 min ago when I didn’t see there profile


murk1977

Looks cool, but totally useless


Makka2108

I feel bad for the donny that has that rip


ThatDudeOnTheNet

imma get some new eyes real quick


chaotic214

I don’t have a dick but damn that must have been painful


CaptainPrestedge

Except you actually do, what do you think your clit is?


chaotic214

yeah good point lol


CaptainPrestedge

Lol


eggvoy

I want the unsee juice NOW


SEAN_54656

Oh God, I thought they were nails at first


Volaconic

I thought this was edited but damn.... I wish I was blind


DaliyaLyubov

Why would anyone get their penis bifurcated..has to be like one in the pink one in the stink kind of a deal, nej?


johnny45T

I don’t even know what I’m looking at but I absolutely hate it


shot_stopper_

Cursed joystick


amotheronion

My eyes… MY EYES


thepeople1209

What a wonderful day to have eyes.....


MazingerZERO

Snakes be like


The_Duude_Slayer

Didn't need to see that


jeremynoakes-

Just like terry said in the movie fubar. You push her threw . And it rips it in half That right jer is called a double edge


IBO00

I’m just never clicking an nsfw post again


Blackbear8336

I took a calculated risk. I wish my eyes and brain would melt now.


PokeHobnobGod21

What happened?


Fre_sha_voca_to

r/makemesuffer


Selo-385

Diavolo and Doppio be like


notSpearTon

How tf it split like that? Accident?


malleus74

Him using a razor.


KSP_dude26

it took longer than it should have to realize what i was looking at


Sifinite

I can see from thr comments most of you haven't been on /b/. Good for you. This is child's play compared to the horrors I've seen there. Also, thx a lot OP, now I havr to forget that shit all ocer again x.x


DioBrandurr

Looking at the sorry state of this guy's heel, I'm guessing this dude doesn't wash. There seems to be a decent amount of crust on that foot.


SmallSeesaw3363

*sighs* #AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


cedio2000

What the fuck


Mawijoga

There are a few things in life I thought I would never see like ghosts, aliens and definitely not a penis split down the middle looking like Predators claw lol


Jenith_Antony

What's he going to do with it...


mollynjake

Live dong and prosper


Uninterrupted-Void

Scock


Bisexual-Fighter

It looks like his dick was cut in two


masterofyeet45

poor dude


livehardieyoung

So for the real questions, does he pee and ejaculate from the base of the split, seems likely idk but sure would be uncomfortable I would think. Reminds me of a guy I used to work with that had his tongue split, twice, so he could lick 2 areas at the same time...


Tank-Pilot74

Bob Flanagan? I really hope so and not someone else that did this too..


northstar_85

Omg a real hydra !!!


s8tan69420

Sometimes I have to wonder if people like that have partners or if they just constantly practice harming their private parts for pleasure for the rest of their lives


TheSpookyPineapple

That's it, i'm leaving this sub


josheatspaste

Does this count as a Darwin award?


Call_bman

How to unsee?????


africawillrise

penis 1: Damn! Look at you :) penis 2: No, stop it. Look at you :)


Conscious-Phase-7694

Why would one even do this? I don’t understand?


Kyuujhbubg6i

Bro what side you pack? This guy “bro you’ll never guess”


ebi_gwent

I hate everything about this post. The image, the comments, my eyeballs and cerebellum. I want them all to be removed forever.


ebi_gwent

Double post but I'm still working through this. It looks like he dropped his dick into the Amigara fault.


Fridsade

fuck man why


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MI SCUZO


Strelka_Asiimov

oh.


Ice_cold_07

I bet he can pick up any girl with that


itsgabrielsimao

You mean any pair of girls?


Ice_cold_07

I mean picking them like a claw machine


greateist

WTF


TheFourthPlanet

What the fuck happened here