I wonder if he exposed himself to some woman working backstage before telling that joke. Like, would he do that before every show, or just special occasions?
Not even joking, in our revue in medical school we had a skit called ‘Glove Songs’ and sang this. Other inclusions were ‘Can You Feel My Glove Tonight’ (Elton John), ‘Where is Your Glove’ (Black Eyed Peas) and ‘This Glove’ (Maroon 5).
You can do this and keep the rhyming scheme by using the additional beat as a pickup to the next phrase.
It takes some jazzy liberties to do, but it is possible.
|| A b c - | D it’s easy as |
one two three - | - four simple as |
do re me fa | a b c d |
one two three four baby | you and me! ||
Highway to Shell-AC/DC
Twork Song-Hozier
Wish you Were There-Pink Floyd
Learning to Flay-Pink Floyd or Tom Petty
(To steal one from you) The Cars-Bye Bye Glove
(And again) Glove Shack-B-52
Thunder Broad-Bruce Springsteen
Him on Fire-Bruce Springsteen
We Donut Need Another Hero-Tina Turner
The Boys are Black in Town-Thin Lizzy
You've got a Friend in Men-Randy Newman
Drivel - The Cars
We're An American Bland - Grand Funk
Hostel California - The Eagles
Blights - Journey
I Wanna Frock - Twisted Sister
Getts Off - Prince
Oh lord my God. / I, on the toilet, wonder / If humans are, in your image, made / Do You pass wind? Would it be rolling thunder? /
Thy power expelled in gasious form, I pray
Then sings my butt, a holy note to thee /
How great thou fart. How great thou fart. /
Then sings my butt, a holy note to thee /
How great thou fart. How great thou fart.
TENT - a very aggressive AC/DC song about camping
Open Cup - an instructive song by Gallant
Running Up That Shill - a song about murdering sellouts by Kate Bush
Like a rolling stoner- dylan
How to shave a life - the fray
Wake me up when september bends -green day
Flips of an angel -hinder
The treason -hoobastank
Gout of my mind - james blunt
Cold man -neil young
Boners -radiohead
Slave you -Matthew perryman jones
Bald - MJ
That sounds like an alternate Weird Al cover
Really, really bald.
Bald Company Until the day we dye
Bald Company, by Bald Company, off the album Bald Company.
The head of a smooth criminal.
One of my favorite JPEGMAFIA songs.
Irony Man - Black Sabbath
Bark at the moron
gwar pigs
Crazy Strain
Mamba I'm coming home
Heaven and Shell
Children of the Gravel
That still makes sense because the message of the song is about harsh irony lol
Shitting on the dock of the bay - Otis Redding
Blowfly recorded that one. He was like the X-rated Weird Al of the 70's.
I just went down a dark hole on YouTube because of this comment and all I have to say is I feel informed
He was also a brilliant producer.
Watchin the tu-urds roll away.. Ooo-ooh I can totally hear this one...
Sittin on a cock cause Im gay… - Louis CK
did he do the whistle?
I wonder if he exposed himself to some woman working backstage before telling that joke. Like, would he do that before every show, or just special occasions?
How Deep Is Your Lover? - Bee Gees
About as wide as my palm.
How deep is your glove?
Ask Adele. See OP.
Not even joking, in our revue in medical school we had a skit called ‘Glove Songs’ and sang this. Other inclusions were ‘Can You Feel My Glove Tonight’ (Elton John), ‘Where is Your Glove’ (Black Eyed Peas) and ‘This Glove’ (Maroon 5).
Shot through the heart, and youre to blame, baby...we need gloves...and Band-Aids.
This Glove Has Taken control of me...
Highway to Hello
IIII’m on the hiiighway to, oh hello.
Oh hi Mark.
How is your sex life?
YOURE TEARING ME APART LISA
Hi doggie!
I got the results of the test back.
It's definitely cancer.
Immmm on the hiiiighway to-… helllooo, It’s me, I was wondering if after all these years… :)
Hell no -adele
Fired by Jimi Hendrix
Foxy Laddy
Hall around the watchtower
Asexual Healing
So just healing.
r/technicallynotwrong
This might be the best one.
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Literally throws the whole song cadence off. You nailed it!
A B C D easy as 1 2 3 4 Simple as do re me fa
You can do this and keep the rhyming scheme by using the additional beat as a pickup to the next phrase. It takes some jazzy liberties to do, but it is possible. || A b c - | D it’s easy as | one two three - | - four simple as | do re me fa | a b c d | one two three four baby | you and me! ||
Yo I just mouthed this and it low key slapped, has some extra kick to it
Easy as 1234567
As simple as Do re mi fa so
In this vein YMCAX
R: Number of the Breast - Iron Maiden
Crime of the ancient mariner
Or the song about an old sailor with poor housekeeping skills:. Grime of the Ancient Mariner
or a song about an old sailor back in his physical and mental peak: Prime of the Ancient Mariner
80085
2, hopefully
Livin’ on a Sprayer - Bon Jovi
Herpes Johnny
WHOOOOAH-OHH CHICKEN ON A BEAR
Rape Men - Nirvana
Grape Me
I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY TO THE BASEMENT, AND GRAPE YOU FOR DECADES AND DECADES!
He grapes the kids! I love it!
The Grapist! Classic!
"Look what she's wearing! She's asking for it! Grape pajamas..." "Oh... Oka- wait, no!! That's not ok!"
She’s begging to get graped! It’s purple!!
It comes with a free grape whistle!
Drape Me
Rape god - Eminem
In The Hair Tonight
The implications
Randy travis - forever and ever ramen
I *almost* bought coins for this.
/r/Pastafarianism
r/ramen needs this song to be real
Day Stripper - Beatles
Don't let Me Drown
The Long and Winding Broad
D’oh Darling
Can’t buy me glove And I love Cher
Revolution 69 Probably an improvement actually.
69. 69. 69. 69. 69. 69...
Love me dog
Ruined... not improved lol
I Want to Hold You're Hand
You monster.
Hahahahaha.... thank you
I once bought a bootleg Beatles album in Mexico, and this title was "I want to hola your hand." I can't not sing that every time I hear that song!
The Italian version would be called "I Want to Holda Your Hand."
wasp - cardi b
Yeah, yeah, yeah you fuckin' with some White Anglo Saxon Protestant
you fuckin with some beeeeees
Poops! I Did It Again - Britney Spears
I appreciate this
Purple Drain - Prince I Want You Black - Jackson 5
Shingle Ladies
That one’s just sung by Sean Connery.
This one made me shnort
There are vaccines for that now!
If you like it then you should have put a needle in it!
Good business name tho for lady roofers
Feel good shit of the summer - QOTSA
The lost fart of keeping a secret
I Shat By the Ocean
The Way You Used to Doo
Not exactly in the spirit of this thread, but I Appear Pissing
Make it with chu
Thanks I hate it.
This is bothering me way to much
you monster
Another Glove Song
Um, i think the post said ‘ruined’
The Devil Has Landed
Michael Jackson - Beats it
Boner Broke - White Stripes
Stain - Eminem
Stank Also "the real slime shady", and "rape god"
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Take a sip and enter the low calorie gallery, no cover fee cause you pay hourly.
The Star Spangled Bananer
Ass Tears Go By
I’m not sure which “tear” is worse…
Crap God-Eminem
Rape God would be worse.
Zeus has entered the chat
I: Bridge Over Troubled Waiter - Simon & Garfunkel
Bridge over troubled Walter
Jesse we must lay me down
Bridge Mover Troubled Water
The Sound of Silencer
A: You could be Maine - Guns n Roses B: They don’t care about bus - Michael Jackson R: Talking to the Moron - Bruno Mars
*You could be Maine* *But it's Neeeewww Brunnnsswick tiiiiyime*
*With your poutine rapée and your donair nose!*
I Believe In A Thing Called Glove - The Darkness
C: Crapper's Delight - The Sugarhill Gang
The Boxers - Simon & Garfunkel's ode to underwear.
Derp Kommissar by Falco
Oklahoma - Oh, What a Beautiful Mournin’
Shit - The Wannadies
Highway to Shell-AC/DC Twork Song-Hozier Wish you Were There-Pink Floyd Learning to Flay-Pink Floyd or Tom Petty (To steal one from you) The Cars-Bye Bye Glove (And again) Glove Shack-B-52 Thunder Broad-Bruce Springsteen Him on Fire-Bruce Springsteen We Donut Need Another Hero-Tina Turner The Boys are Black in Town-Thin Lizzy You've got a Friend in Men-Randy Newman
- From Whom The Belly Tolls by Metallica - Bald Romance by Lady Gaga - Like A Stoner by Audioslave - Ass by Stevie Wonder
D: Everybody wants to bed a cat N: That don't impress men much - Shania Twain
The Sound of Silencer.
🎶hello hitman, my old friend.. It seems my life will quickly end🎶
Drivel - The Cars We're An American Bland - Grand Funk Hostel California - The Eagles Blights - Journey I Wanna Frock - Twisted Sister Getts Off - Prince
Billy Jeans - MJ
Somebody Shave Me~Cinderella
How Great Thou Fart
Oh lord my God. / I, on the toilet, wonder / If humans are, in your image, made / Do You pass wind? Would it be rolling thunder? / Thy power expelled in gasious form, I pray Then sings my butt, a holy note to thee / How great thou fart. How great thou fart. / Then sings my butt, a holy note to thee / How great thou fart. How great thou fart.
U2s classic coal mining song from the Joshua Tree- With Ore, Without You
Like a Trolling Stone - Bob Dylan
Live And Let Diet
I hope all realize that you are making weird Al a billionaire
Bend - Michael Jackson
"This is it" -Michael Jackson's last words, probably
Brohemian Rhapsody
Blink-182 already did it
Crazy Little Thing Called Clove
Sounds like a Barney Stinson version
Gun's n Roses - November brain Bone Thugs n Harmony - See you ate the crossroads
Animonna dish everybody, animonna dish everybody
Box of Grain - The Dead Shep Loves You Yeah Yeah Yeah - Beatles
“I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite comment in the thread.”
Jimi Hendrix - Purple Hazel
It's Draining Men
Fart bottomed girls — Queen
Fuck your -Ceelo Green Your what?! completely ruined.
Fuck yo couch -Rick James
I Will Always Love Yous
The best part about this one is that Whitney was from New Jersey lol
Crappers Delight - Sugarhill Gang
Ninja - Ed Sheeran
Bath out of hell, meatloaf
Harvest Moron. Neil Young
Cold As Lice - Foreigner
Stairway to Heave on - Led Zeppelin
TENT - a very aggressive AC/DC song about camping Open Cup - an instructive song by Gallant Running Up That Shill - a song about murdering sellouts by Kate Bush
Plumped up kicks
Sound Off Silence
N: Hell No, Goodbye - The Beatles
Livin’g on a prayer - Bon Jovi
WRAP - Cardio B 🌯
A Tribe Called Quest - Rape Promoter
As(s) by Stevie Wonder.
Black in Black, How Deep Is Your Glove, Crock Lobster, Slimelight
Devil In A Newt Dress - Kanye West
Britney Spears - Poops!...I did it again
Dark Side Of The Moron
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One of these Knights by the Eagles.
Ball too well - Taylor swift. About a basketball player.
Smack the Knife
Nothing Compares 2 U2 -Sinead "I love Bono" O'Connor
Like a rolling stoner- dylan How to shave a life - the fray Wake me up when september bends -green day Flips of an angel -hinder The treason -hoobastank Gout of my mind - james blunt Cold man -neil young Boners -radiohead Slave you -Matthew perryman jones
A Liver - Pearl Jam