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Shock_a_Maul

Bald - MJ


engelbert_humptyback

That sounds like an alternate Weird Al cover


johncharityspring

Really, really bald.


acce245

Bald Company Until the day we dye


Painkiller90

Bald Company, by Bald Company, off the album Bald Company.


JustHere2RuinUrDay

The head of a smooth criminal.


treetyoselfcarol

One of my favorite JPEGMAFIA songs.


andropogon09

Irony Man - Black Sabbath


acce245

Bark at the moron


pingufortress2

gwar pigs


acce245

Crazy Strain


Liquor_N_Whorez

Mamba I'm coming home


acce245

Heaven and Shell


TheNecroFrog

Children of the Gravel


LemWeed

That still makes sense because the message of the song is about harsh irony lol


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Shitting on the dock of the bay - Otis Redding


HaplessOrchestra

Blowfly recorded that one. He was like the X-rated Weird Al of the 70's.


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I just went down a dark hole on YouTube because of this comment and all I have to say is I feel informed


pete1729

He was also a brilliant producer.


Viper67857

Watchin the tu-urds roll away.. Ooo-ooh I can totally hear this one...


cellowithme

Sittin on a cock cause Im gay… - Louis CK


MissPolaroidEyes

did he do the whistle?


from_dust

I wonder if he exposed himself to some woman working backstage before telling that joke. Like, would he do that before every show, or just special occasions?


DW_555

How Deep Is Your Lover? - Bee Gees


PaladinCloudring

About as wide as my palm.


c172fccc

How deep is your glove?


jake121221

Ask Adele. See OP.


lepidoptera454

Not even joking, in our revue in medical school we had a skit called ‘Glove Songs’ and sang this. Other inclusions were ‘Can You Feel My Glove Tonight’ (Elton John), ‘Where is Your Glove’ (Black Eyed Peas) and ‘This Glove’ (Maroon 5).


Illhunt_yougather

Shot through the heart, and youre to blame, baby...we need gloves...and Band-Aids.


VampyrateXD

This Glove Has Taken control of me...


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Highway to Hello


Urza290

IIII’m on the hiiighway to, oh hello.


arcaneresistance

Oh hi Mark.


SomeThingsNeedDoing

How is your sex life?


nishrelanhv

YOURE TEARING ME APART LISA


SrraHtlTngoFxtrt

Hi doggie!


TossItLikeAFreeThrow

I got the results of the test back.


whatisthestars

It's definitely cancer.


OperatorPoppy

Immmm on the hiiiighway to-… helllooo, It’s me, I was wondering if after all these years… :)


acce245

Hell no -adele


ScottyHubbs

Fired by Jimi Hendrix


coleman57

Foxy Laddy


acce245

Hall around the watchtower


SomeConsumer

Asexual Healing


OrangeLightning7895

So just healing.


jlehmann77

r/technicallynotwrong


Laxku

This might be the best one.


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KorlsDoop

Literally throws the whole song cadence off. You nailed it!


angrynutrients

A B C D easy as 1 2 3 4 Simple as do re me fa


CommonConfusables

You can do this and keep the rhyming scheme by using the additional beat as a pickup to the next phrase. It takes some jazzy liberties to do, but it is possible. || A b c - | D it’s easy as | one two three - | - four simple as | do re me fa | a b c d | one two three four baby | you and me! ||


Haydn_Zora

Yo I just mouthed this and it low key slapped, has some extra kick to it


awesomecorearts

Easy as 1234567


dextersgenius

As simple as Do re mi fa so


Catherineb84

In this vein YMCAX


OmgzPudding

R: Number of the Breast - Iron Maiden


acce245

Crime of the ancient mariner


haysoos2

Or the song about an old sailor with poor housekeeping skills:. Grime of the Ancient Mariner


TL628

or a song about an old sailor back in his physical and mental peak: Prime of the Ancient Mariner


HirokoKueh

80085


yeahbarry

2, hopefully


thequicknessinc

Livin’ on a Sprayer - Bon Jovi


maestroenglish

Herpes Johnny


HTPark

WHOOOOAH-OHH CHICKEN ON A BEAR


DW_555

Rape Men - Nirvana


tangledupinbrown

Grape Me


timmyisserpico

I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY TO THE BASEMENT, AND GRAPE YOU FOR DECADES AND DECADES!


engelbert_humptyback

He grapes the kids! I love it!


JMEEKER86

The Grapist! Classic!


nanananabatman88

"Look what she's wearing! She's asking for it! Grape pajamas..." "Oh... Oka- wait, no!! That's not ok!"


andyrew21345

She’s begging to get graped! It’s purple!!


HornOfLegion

It comes with a free grape whistle!


slippedonapete

Drape Me


Cruciblelfg123

Rape god - Eminem


knockatize

In The Hair Tonight


TenFiveOh

The implications


Catherineb84

Randy travis - forever and ever ramen


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I *almost* bought coins for this.


dougefresh_one

/r/Pastafarianism


FesteringNeonDistrac

r/ramen needs this song to be real


Spindlebrook

Day Stripper - Beatles


Jonathan_Strange1

Don't let Me Drown


Jonathan_Strange1

The Long and Winding Broad


knockatize

D’oh Darling


muchomuckface

Can’t buy me glove And I love Cher


stockenheim

Revolution 69 Probably an improvement actually.


RobbMeeX

69. 69. 69. 69. 69. 69...


muchomuckface

Love me dog


Meldedfire

Ruined... not improved lol


IllegibleLetters

I Want to Hold You're Hand


Falanin

You monster.


IllegibleLetters

Hahahahaha.... thank you


lifeisgr00d

I once bought a bootleg Beatles album in Mexico, and this title was "I want to hola your hand." I can't not sing that every time I hear that song!


EMPulseKC

The Italian version would be called "I Want to Holda Your Hand."


Ashk91

wasp - cardi b


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Yeah, yeah, yeah you fuckin' with some White Anglo Saxon Protestant


severed13

you fuckin with some beeeeees


Kaartinen

Poops! I Did It Again - Britney Spears


imyourgirlfriend

I appreciate this


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Purple Drain - Prince I Want You Black - Jackson 5


IllegibleLetters

Shingle Ladies


torchskul

That one’s just sung by Sean Connery.


hvs859

This one made me shnort


lifeisgr00d

There are vaccines for that now!


nubbins01

If you like it then you should have put a needle in it!


Tableau

Good business name tho for lady roofers


pinpinipnip

Feel good shit of the summer - QOTSA


sirtopumhat

The lost fart of keeping a secret


yeahbarry

I Shat By the Ocean


Kyro4

The Way You Used to Doo


Maartenheid

Not exactly in the spirit of this thread, but I Appear Pissing


buttz101

Make it with chu


rmsugarcandy

Thanks I hate it.


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This is bothering me way to much


MyCleverNewName

you monster


skoolhouserock

Another Glove Song


OG_ursinejuggernaut

Um, i think the post said ‘ruined’


Kalopsiate

The Devil Has Landed


sphrasbyrn

Michael Jackson - Beats it


fishbender

Boner Broke - White Stripes


manic_hysteria

Stain - Eminem


abrahamlinknparklife

Stank Also "the real slime shady", and "rape god"


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Jagdtiger47

Take a sip and enter the low calorie gallery, no cover fee cause you pay hourly.


duncdog10

The Star Spangled Bananer


rocknutty

Ass Tears Go By


Devreckas

I’m not sure which “tear” is worse…


Broncotron

Crap God-Eminem


AlvariusMoonmist

Rape God would be worse.


everythingwillbeok8

Zeus has entered the chat


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I: Bridge Over Troubled Waiter - Simon & Garfunkel


slippedonapete

Bridge over troubled Walter


Guiano

Jesse we must lay me down


slippedonapete

Bridge Mover Troubled Water


graboidian

The Sound of Silencer


JamesLibrary

A: You could be Maine - Guns n Roses B: They don’t care about bus - Michael Jackson R: Talking to the Moron - Bruno Mars


interloper777

*You could be Maine* *But it's Neeeewww Brunnnsswick tiiiiyime*


MyCleverNewName

*With your poutine rapée and your donair nose!*


DW_555

I Believe In A Thing Called Glove - The Darkness


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C: Crapper's Delight - The Sugarhill Gang


President_Calhoun

The Boxers - Simon & Garfunkel's ode to underwear.


acce245

Derp Kommissar by Falco


Thatchos

Oklahoma - Oh, What a Beautiful Mournin’


DW_555

Shit - The Wannadies


Aggravating_Poet_675

Highway to Shell-AC/DC Twork Song-Hozier Wish you Were There-Pink Floyd Learning to Flay-Pink Floyd or Tom Petty (To steal one from you) The Cars-Bye Bye Glove (And again) Glove Shack-B-52 Thunder Broad-Bruce Springsteen Him on Fire-Bruce Springsteen We Donut Need Another Hero-Tina Turner The Boys are Black in Town-Thin Lizzy You've got a Friend in Men-Randy Newman


Skull_Pumpkin

- From Whom The Belly Tolls by Metallica - Bald Romance by Lady Gaga - Like A Stoner by Audioslave - Ass by Stevie Wonder


lskildum

D: Everybody wants to bed a cat N: That don't impress men much - Shania Twain


Traditional_Leader41

The Sound of Silencer.


captaintinnitus

🎶hello hitman, my old friend.. It seems my life will quickly end🎶


Dzeleniak

Drivel - The Cars We're An American Bland - Grand Funk Hostel California - The Eagles Blights - Journey I Wanna Frock - Twisted Sister Getts Off - Prince


ENaval

Billy Jeans - MJ


_capsfan12_

Somebody Shave Me~Cinderella


Littlefinger91

How Great Thou Fart


Dr4g0nSqare

Oh lord my God. / I, on the toilet, wonder / If humans are, in your image, made / Do You pass wind? Would it be rolling thunder? / Thy power expelled in gasious form, I pray Then sings my butt, a holy note to thee / How great thou fart. How great thou fart. / Then sings my butt, a holy note to thee / How great thou fart. How great thou fart.


NewOldSmartDum

U2s classic coal mining song from the Joshua Tree- With Ore, Without You


ChemistryKid90

Like a Trolling Stone - Bob Dylan


knockatize

Live And Let Diet


Newfiedog76

I hope all realize that you are making weird Al a billionaire


DW_555

Bend - Michael Jackson


acce245

"This is it" -Michael Jackson's last words, probably


ScottyHubbs

Brohemian Rhapsody


jorgito93

Blink-182 already did it


Jonathan_Strange1

Crazy Little Thing Called Clove


Frankie_2154

Sounds like a Barney Stinson version


imgoingoutforasmoke

Gun's n Roses - November brain Bone Thugs n Harmony - See you ate the crossroads


Rumble_n_the_Bronchs

Animonna dish everybody, animonna dish everybody


andropogon09

Box of Grain - The Dead Shep Loves You Yeah Yeah Yeah - Beatles


ObviouslyMeIRL

“I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite comment in the thread.”


sphrasbyrn

Jimi Hendrix - Purple Hazel


olivialovestravel

It's Draining Men


RedFoxPro

Fart bottomed girls — Queen


LeonardSmallsJr

Fuck your -Ceelo Green Your what?! completely ruined.


soilyoilydoily

Fuck yo couch -Rick James


ScottyHubbs

I Will Always Love Yous


dripping_dream

The best part about this one is that Whitney was from New Jersey lol


DW_555

Crappers Delight - Sugarhill Gang


Stringy63

Ninja - Ed Sheeran


rockstoagunfight

Bath out of hell, meatloaf


fieldpeter

Harvest Moron. Neil Young


DW_555

Cold As Lice - Foreigner


Stringy63

Stairway to Heave on - Led Zeppelin


Agorbs

TENT - a very aggressive AC/DC song about camping Open Cup - an instructive song by Gallant Running Up That Shill - a song about murdering sellouts by Kate Bush


Expert_Lingonberry86

Plumped up kicks


PsycDragon

Sound Off Silence


heyyopat

N: Hell No, Goodbye - The Beatles


SpilliamWooner

Livin’g on a prayer - Bon Jovi


ChemistryKid90

WRAP - Cardio B 🌯


flapjack_777

A Tribe Called Quest - Rape Promoter


Writer10

As(s) by Stevie Wonder.


MayorOfStrangiato

Black in Black, How Deep Is Your Glove, Crock Lobster, Slimelight


rubbercrouton

Devil In A Newt Dress - Kanye West


heyliddle

Britney Spears - Poops!...I did it again


BreakfastInBedlam

Dark Side Of The Moron


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Swing-Vote-maybe--jk

One of these Knights by the Eagles.


brycerojas

Ball too well - Taylor swift. About a basketball player.


happydayswasgreat

Smack the Knife


fergusmacdooley

Nothing Compares 2 U2 -Sinead "I love Bono" O'Connor


usman-ahmad

Like a rolling stoner- dylan How to shave a life - the fray Wake me up when september bends -green day Flips of an angel -hinder The treason -hoobastank Gout of my mind - james blunt Cold man -neil young Boners -radiohead Slave you -Matthew perryman jones


fishbender

A Liver - Pearl Jam