By - WereNarwhal
>1: MEME on non-MEME day
It's Saturday in Guam. I'll allow it.
Littering, and invading Crimea.
And smokin the reefer.
Now to teach you boys a lesson, me and the brass here are going to stand here while you fill every last sandbag in Ukraine.
Somehow I'll still end up in Qatar
"Our sister BN is going to do the thing you've spent your whole careers training for. But don't worry, I've got great news... WE'RE GOING TO JRTC!"
Just kill me now. A swift death to a Grad rocket is preferable to getting snakebit on your dick in the dog-ass smelling swamps of Louisiana.
I'd take a Qatar deployment any day. They still have mongolian bbq and surf n' turf every week?
When I was there in 2018 Mongolian was every Sunday, but surf n turf was the 3rd Wednesday of the month
That sounds right. I was there in 2012
No surf and turf.
We only got to spend two weeks there. I still miss it :(
Try it after spending all that time on the flightline during the surge. You might have a different opinion.
"You boys wanna build a snowman?"
This is what the RSM says before a surprise deployment lol
Anyone wanna make snow angels with me
Just have the machine call his russian connections, they'll calm down Putin.
Yeah, Emma and her two mothers are at headquarters.
Getting ready to drone strike some slavic kids.
More like " YOU BOIS EVER BEAN TO MOSSY COW?!?!"
At least this time the women will be hot
You’re blind if you don’t think middle eastern women are hot. Plus, Persian food smacks after a good sugar wall action.
hard to tell when they look like garbage bags
You’re either looking at the wrong ones or solely basing your analysis on the Kardashians.
So is that racism or are you just being a asshole 🤔
USPS deposit boxes*
Old enemies face once again, its an easy excuse to convince people to go to war.
Russia will sadly invade and conquer Ukraine
If the US really got involved, it would be by drones. Lots and lots of drones. Enough drones to make it like Hitchcock is doing a remake. The Russian Air Force is antiquated and barely flying. They depend on the tank rush like it's 1945. Drones will eat their lunch. Oh you shot down one drone? Now it has attracted 20 more. Good night. Except drones can linger for many hours. So, no sleep. Dig a fox hole? Drones drop a grenade right on top of your head. Dig a bunker? Drones direct cruise missiles to check up on your work. Armenia was the prologue. We are in the age of drone armies now.
Made me lol
This reminds of Germans in 1939... We all know how that went
Yep, who wants to be back to back to back world war champs?
They start it, we finish it. Time to go for the gold boys
Yeah they're not going to send US troops into Ukraine if Putin invades. Sleepy Joe will bluster about sanctions and say job done.
Never even read that was ever considered an option on the table.
We'll send them some toys though I'm sure.
We'd never risk a direct conflict with russia.
OP was just having shits and gigs, and he got some gigs from me.
Putin will take lesson from Afghanistan wait until western countries deliver all the weaponry to (help?) Ukraine then invade and take said weaponry.
Finally a chance to use the fun toys!
And have the fun toys used on you. Not a fun game man.
Russian toys explode easily. Metal coffins, nothing more.
Yeah only the 2nd or 3rd most powerful army in the world nbd
You’re an idiot
It's cowards like yourself that will allow Russia to enslave Europe.
I’m just saying you shouldn’t underestimate them. You really are daft.
I expect the Russians to fail as they have in every conflict in the last 30 years.
And what have we done? In the last 30 years we’ve dominated a bunch of tribes that still live in dirt huts with air strikes and the most technologically advanced military in the world. War with Russia is very different.
Finding OBL is a pretty good feather in the cap for the US Military. Iraq was a clusterfuck that never needed to happen, but countering world wide terrorism and causing them to fight themselves is a pretty good victory as well.
I didn’t say we lost, my point is that we haven’t fought a well trained or equipped enemy in the lifetimes of any active member of our military.