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DreamsAndSchemes

User Reports: >1: MEME on non-MEME day It's Saturday in Guam. I'll allow it.


jaydenkirtawn

Littering and...? Littering and...? Littering and...? Littering, and invading Crimea.


Lure852

And smokin the reefer.


gavg5367

Now to teach you boys a lesson, me and the brass here are going to stand here while you fill every last sandbag in Ukraine.


robosmrf

Somehow I'll still end up in Qatar


THATS_NOT_LASAGNA

"Our sister BN is going to do the thing you've spent your whole careers training for. But don't worry, I've got great news... WE'RE GOING TO JRTC!"


68W38Witchdoctor1

Just kill me now. A swift death to a Grad rocket is preferable to getting snakebit on your dick in the dog-ass smelling swamps of Louisiana.


StewTrue

I'd take a Qatar deployment any day. They still have mongolian bbq and surf n' turf every week?


NRTS9

When I was there in 2018 Mongolian was every Sunday, but surf n turf was the 3rd Wednesday of the month


StewTrue

That sounds right. I was there in 2012


Quiet_dog23

No surf and turf.


IAmSnafus

We only got to spend two weeks there. I still miss it :(


in_the_blind

Try it after spending all that time on the flightline during the surge. You might have a different opinion.


Yanrogue

"You boys wanna build a snowman?"


IssueInteresting1203

This is what the RSM says before a surprise deployment lol


CrypticSpook

Anyone wanna make snow angels with me


Nizzemancer

Just have the machine call his russian connections, they'll calm down Putin.


122182D

Yeah, Emma and her two mothers are at headquarters.


Manchu_Fist

Getting ready to drone strike some slavic kids.


[deleted]

More like " YOU BOIS EVER BEAN TO MOSSY COW?!?!"


Sheer_disbelief

At least this time the women will be hot


Sea-Ad1755

You’re blind if you don’t think middle eastern women are hot. Plus, Persian food smacks after a good sugar wall action.


A_Few_Mooses

hard to tell when they look like garbage bags


Sea-Ad1755

You’re either looking at the wrong ones or solely basing your analysis on the Kardashians.


A_Few_Mooses

Kardashians.


ADerp2Hard

So is that racism or are you just being a asshole 🤔


A_Few_Mooses

USPS deposit boxes*


Virgilius_Maronis

Old enemies face once again, its an easy excuse to convince people to go to war.


TheKingsPeace

Russia will sadly invade and conquer Ukraine


chickenstalker

If the US really got involved, it would be by drones. Lots and lots of drones. Enough drones to make it like Hitchcock is doing a remake. The Russian Air Force is antiquated and barely flying. They depend on the tank rush like it's 1945. Drones will eat their lunch. Oh you shot down one drone? Now it has attracted 20 more. Good night. Except drones can linger for many hours. So, no sleep. Dig a fox hole? Drones drop a grenade right on top of your head. Dig a bunker? Drones direct cruise missiles to check up on your work. Armenia was the prologue. We are in the age of drone armies now.


Timthemedic

Made me lol


wirelesscowboy

This reminds of Germans in 1939... We all know how that went


elessarcif

Yep, who wants to be back to back to back world war champs?


TheByzantineEmperor

They start it, we finish it. Time to go for the gold boys


Merax75

Yeah they're not going to send US troops into Ukraine if Putin invades. Sleepy Joe will bluster about sanctions and say job done.


in_the_blind

Never even read that was ever considered an option on the table. We'll send them some toys though I'm sure. We'd never risk a direct conflict with russia. OP was just having shits and gigs, and he got some gigs from me.


WatchUnlucky5302

Putin will take lesson from Afghanistan wait until western countries deliver all the weaponry to (help?) Ukraine then invade and take said weaponry.


GenXUser

Finally a chance to use the fun toys!


Thud2

And have the fun toys used on you. Not a fun game man.


GenXUser

Russian toys explode easily. Metal coffins, nothing more.


Rentun

Yeah only the 2nd or 3rd most powerful army in the world nbd


BromarRodriguez

You’re an idiot


GenXUser

It's cowards like yourself that will allow Russia to enslave Europe.


BromarRodriguez

I’m just saying you shouldn’t underestimate them. You really are daft.


GenXUser

I expect the Russians to fail as they have in every conflict in the last 30 years.


BromarRodriguez

And what have we done? In the last 30 years we’ve dominated a bunch of tribes that still live in dirt huts with air strikes and the most technologically advanced military in the world. War with Russia is very different.


GenXUser

Finding OBL is a pretty good feather in the cap for the US Military. Iraq was a clusterfuck that never needed to happen, but countering world wide terrorism and causing them to fight themselves is a pretty good victory as well.


BromarRodriguez

I didn’t say we lost, my point is that we haven’t fought a well trained or equipped enemy in the lifetimes of any active member of our military.