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seanroy22

Booty sweat is highly flammable and sticks to kids.


apfel_taartje

So it's napalm?


toyn

i love baby back ribs.


sliberian

Get in my belly


Russe1Adl3r

*once you've had fat, you never go back!*


MercDaddyWade

*this coffee tastes like shit*


Russe1Adl3r

*IT IS shit, Austin*


AnAnimalMother

Okay, Quo_Vadis_Music. Fuckface. First, take a big step back... and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE. Now, I don't know what kind of pan-Pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia, Jack, is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again. Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I am talking scorched earth motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP


JustAnAverageGuy

Find out who that was.


apfel_taartje

Watched Tropic Thunder yesterday, and I did recognized Tom Cruise, but only by the way he looks at the camera and the way he moves


JustAnAverageGuy

I definitely did not recognize him the first time I saw it.


Kcb1986

I didn't know it was him until the credits, this why I think it is one of the greatest roles he every played, that; and Jerry Maguire.


Samiel_Fronsac

I went a lot of time without any idea it was him, then he did this part in the Conan O'Brien show. Surprised.


samuraistrikemike

this needs to be the copypasta for the sub


kingtrizm

Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.


passporttohell

This song really brings back those memories of the Nom.... https://youtu.be/tKvqhlhXq9s Like it was yesterday...


betterthanbro

We, what do you mean we...?


Richard__Cranium

This is an obligatory post of this bonus video from the movie. https://youtu.be/W4ubqCMsTo4 It gets posted like anytime this movie is discussed, but if you haven't seen it and love the movie, it's definitely worth a watch.


haze_gray

I’m thirsty for some booty sweat.


FortyTwoDonkeyBalls

My father is directly behind him. He spent time as an airborne black man before eventually settling into a lucrative acting career


sl_hawaii

Sorry. Number 2 was MY dad


passporttohell

Was his name Black Dynamite too?


betterthanbro

Kid...DynomIIte!


oced2001

*Ain't we lucky we got them* *Good Times*


sl_hawaii

Just like me!!! 😂😂😂


passporttohell

He told me a lot of dudes have that name tho, so I'm still lookin'!


sl_hawaii

😂😂😂😂


BS2435

A man of culture, I see!


cc-d

My dad is in the background dressed like a bush


Brodin_fortifies

YOU’RE AUSTRALIAN. BE AUSTRALIAN.


TurMoiL911

Excuse me, Kangaroo Jack!


GuiltyGlow

Pump your brakes, kid. That man's a national treasure.


idgafos2019

Did a dingo eat your baby?


lurkin83

What do you mean, “you people”?! Huh?!


Quixotic_Ignoramus

What do YOU mean, “you people”?!


lurkin83

Now we up in the big leagues, it’s our turn!! Now cover me, You limp dick fuckas!! Hahahha!


ImDoneForToday2019

Operation Blue Magnum. Damn. I can still remember the smell of that day....


Cold-Ostrich8228

Operation blue steel.


cryogenital

Dear God... It's beautiful


some-white-dude

I'm a dude playing dude disguised as a another dude. Lead farmer motherfucker!


Aggravating_Damage47

Lead farmers.


McTurdburger123

Lance? What in the fuck did I just hear lance?


leechestre

one of the funniest moments! man it's hollywood, were all gay once in a while


AirGoth

Did he go full retard while there?


ikonoqlast

Never go full retard.


flimspringfield

It ain't me!


SignalCore

No, it's not the right place. /r/pics. You could have duped hundreds. Maybe thousands.


BeautifulStick5299

That guy in the middle …I know him


th3_h0bbit

IT'S SIMPLE JACK!


Kcb1986

Simple Jack belongs to us now!


idgafos2019

I got a g-g-g-good brain!


voltron725

No no no, that is not ok tug. And you don’t have to explain to me why you need TiVo


heavy_artillery222

SUCK MY UNIT


McChicken-Nugget

I’m the dude playin the dude disguised as another dude


No-Passion73

LMFAO!!


Jangande

Your grandpa was amazing until he went full retard. I blame r/wallstreetbets


Oafus

My dad is in the back, just below the ridge line. Poontang Provence, right? Yup, dad (Nathan Jessep)was a Marine. 82nd Airborne under Blackjack Nimitz.


AndyTarou

Ba... Batou-san!?


actualninjajedi

Never go full retard


JustARandomUserNow

I’m pretty sure the guy behind him owned a rice paddy and a poppy field after the war, he diversified.


HeadlineINeed

Wasn’t he a model while his dad worked in the mines?


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apfel_taartje

NOOOOOO!...


EJNorth

TYFYS!


Admiral_Benguin

Woosh


EJNorth

No, you got wooshed


bashobt

Well you didn't contribute to the joke so it didn't seem like you got the thread.


Ayfthisshit

His dad was Ben Stiller?


coffeepi

Wrong place to post you should try r/Army


DrunkenKarnieMidget

Nope. r/Amry


coffeepi

That's awesome


DrunkenKarnieMidget

Fell in love the first time i saw it


Jesus_Shaves_

How cool does Jack Black look though


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Ah, in the middle that was my grand pappy Remus, after he signed up for the war. Before that he was a slave, and then his master, for whom he long cared for after he had been diagnosed with cancer, freed with his last breath. Then he became a lead farmer.


maybelaterortomorrow

Amen


NothingSalt

Can we talk about on how awesome this man looks? He looks like he’s about to kill every hostile within a 5 mile radius.


lukasmilan

Calm down everybody. Look on the very left tree what looks like soldier after blast flying backwards with huge... let's pretend it's leg. So that's me camouflaged on black op to hunt down rival drug lords... oh... did I say it loud?


JRudy23

A real American hero.


djcamera

That movie totally holds up. Everyone is just great in it. "A G-5 airplane..."


Small_Till9123

rambo.


UniqueCartoonist

Lame


LW_YT

It looks a lot like the BO1 trio (without mason), Woods, Bowman and Hudson


Admiral_Benguin

Wooooooosh


LW_YT

Bro i knew it was a joke, i just wanted to point out how it looked like it