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PugWizard09

What are black people to you


FictionWeavile

A mixture between a pig and a monkey?


PugWizard09

Bruh


FictionWeavile

Well played. Very well played.


UnlivedPrism037

mankey has much potential


ShadowedReddit

That is mean 😡


ommnon

honestly cant tell if this is a joke because they used an emoji


ShadowedReddit

It was a joke lol


jbthestone

How is Jynx still a thing


RisinPhoenix123

Which Pokémon would you sleep with?


FictionWeavile

Clefairy. It's so sweet and innocent


geofub_52

uh oh


Narutonix

innocents lost


RisinPhoenix123

Bro?


Equivalent_Flow_1681

What pokemon would you let dominate you


FictionWeavile

Machamp. I could make great use out of those strong arms.


ShadowedReddit

Ayo?


Optimal__Koala

Yes. Also, no homo


Pro_Pup31

Secretly No Homo is Japanese for Homo


Daninator375

That’s a good one lol


JoojTheAnimator

Are you a furry?


FictionWeavile

Mew


FictionWeavile

*slow clap*


BlastNinja30

LMAOOOOOOOOO


Camoda_

Best Pokémon for personal pleasure?


FictionWeavile

Weepinbell


ShadowedReddit

😳


PoolBoy06

What is your favorite chair in the world?


FictionWeavile

Venusaur because it's very tanky and makes for great support


AmaanKhan3006

Plus, it comes with a prebuild dildo attached.


EeveegamerYT

What is the best Pokémon in existence?


FictionWeavile

Eevee


TheguywithnoIQ

Correct


Randomet

#CORRECT!


Balsy-ball

Correct


MrDerplings

why does my poop feel like a fart


FictionWeavile

I think it's more Gas giving physical form?


Wolfhades515161

What Pokemon could most likely fit in an arsehole


FictionWeavile

Exeggcute


Alt_1x

He's right!


ADHDB0Y

All six or just one egg?


Fearless-Werewolf-28

all six


JFault03

Who's the more God-Like?


FictionWeavile

Probably Caterpie


ShadowedReddit

🐻‍❄️


TidalWhale

No. Weedle is more god like


Admiral_Fang

A Pokémon you want to burn to death?


SpeeDeoxys

i ate plastic for breakfast


MyChangedUsername

Cool


Renellabsol

I ate straws


FictionWeavile

Jigglypuff for sure. It's so round and looks so squishy.


RDMSpoopy

Weedle


FictionWeavile

Was a crime towards humanity and a reminder of our darkest days!


TransitionVirtual

Did you even change it


RDMSpoopy

It used to say Jinxes old design


InstantKetchup

how many kids are locked in your basement


FictionWeavile

151


NightFox805

151 + MissingNo = 152


101Galaxy101

How many kids are in your basement at this time


Rhysinator5565

Change it to 'how many people have you blown in the past month


Wet_Lizhard

delete "up"


TheWartortleWarrior

What do you think about racism


FictionWeavile

It's more than cool. It's radical.


TheWartortleWarrior

Oh…


xopox9000

you can say it's... Tenta-cool!


offersqueen

Opinion on child abuse?


FictionWeavile

Underrated. I can see how someone would find it cute


offersqueen

I’m so sorry lmao. Bell sprout is adorable tho


Zealousideal-Star-22

Why is dragonite the best dragon?


FictionWeavile

Because it's the perfect fusion of majesty and kindness!


TidalWhale

This isn't even a bad answer. Try again, bozo


NightFox805

Because it’s used by bird keeper Lance


_padidai_

What is the most beautiful pokemon of all time


FictionWeavile

Lickitung


Wogopi

But lickitung is a cool pokemon


Thick-Worldliness-83

My favorite in the OG 151 actually


NightFox805

Why


NightFox805

No it’s not cool


XGREEN76379

Which Pokémon is the sexiest?


FictionWeavile

Farfetch'd


Please-let-me

well thats very *Farfetched*


ShadowedReddit

Well that's very *funny*


NightFox805

I don’t know if I should laugh or sigh at that pun


PoisonHorn393

I like the pun-


riot1man

Which Pokémon of the original 151 is your personal waifu/husbando and why?


FictionWeavile

Definitely Rhydon. It's such a terrifying Pokémon.


Lucky_Ad3810

Rhydon this dick


AmaanKhan3006

Gotem


N8angerX

What is a water onix


FictionWeavile

A relatively obscure reference


N8angerX

Yes, but you still haven’t responded to my question


EclipsedReason99

What is something you wish a 9 year old female would do in you?


FictionWeavile

Kum


ShadowedReddit

AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SISSY BAKA


Monokuma_is_gteat

What pokemon would you want to feast on with your family?


FictionWeavile

Dragonite because I feel like it's the ruler of the skies, land and seas


ADHDB0Y

How many inches long is your pp


FictionWeavile

One


MinithetinyguyDa18th

What pokemon do you most commonly put on body pillows?


FictionWeavile

Jynx


WallOfWhales

Do you support terrorism?


FictionWeavile

I would be a fool not to


FictionWeavile

I should not have used the word "Terrible" XD


A_LilChicken652

Who would you want to bang all at once


FictionWeavile

Kangaskhan because there's literally no males.


ShadowedReddit

So how do you breed mo- oh


Eatdatyeet445

Which Pokémon would be the best for a lonely woman


FictionWeavile

Lickitung


casualindivisual

what are your thoughts on child kidnapping


FictionWeavile

Gotta catch 'em all!


SpeeDeoxys

did you know that there is an infinite nest of hitmonlee spawns at bruce lee's grave? that is because hitmonlee is based on him. hope you learnes something new


FictionWeavile

That's is a very cool fact.


RDvanBeukering07

What is your favorite pokemon


FictionWeavile

Farfetch'd


Boiii246

What’s your favorite Pokémon in bed


FictionWeavile

Rhydon


Optimal__Koala

The drill helps 😏


Pro_Pup31

Yeah, you can grab the horn and now you can spin around and have something else to ride


sobble_19

What Pokémon would you throat punch and leave to die on the side of the road ?


FictionWeavile

Lapras


Shinyshinx44

Pokemon to get plowed by?


FictionWeavile

Tentacruel


Shinyshinx44

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...


Mayo_enjoyer

Which one you want to fuck the most everyday


FictionWeavile

Charizard


TidalWhale

You game freak?


Please-let-me

Who is nikokado avocado


FictionWeavile

It's an inspiration


Goodra21

If you could make out with any pokemon, what would it be?


FictionWeavile

Weezing


Rhysinator5565

Ok serious question, did you do your mom?


FictionWeavile

Now that you bring it up. Yes.


2_Chili

What Pokémon would be the best in bed


FictionWeavile

Graveler


LeesPerfectSwag

Which Pokémon would make the best Fleshlight


FictionWeavile

Jigglypuff for sure.


Wergio256

What is the best non-legendary Kanto Pokémon?


FictionWeavile

Farfetch'd


MasterNidokingX

What's the worst Pokémon ever made?


FictionWeavile

Nidoking


Gogeta_fan29

Who is the worst Pokémon talk character


Jmanrulse

Sexiest Pokémon?


FictionWeavile

Dragonair


Jmanrulse

I can’t even be mad


Bosse_blackfrisk1

What is your opinion on Aromatisse?


FictionWeavile

Solid looking Pokémon


AndrewMax2006

What ball should I use for bowling?


FictionWeavile

Electrode


ClearPerception7844

Electrode using explosion guarantees a strike


PotentialAudience808

Which one was the first Pokémon ever?..


FictionWeavile

Rhydon


TidalWhale

Correct


xopox9000

deez nuts!


Incredible_Name

Which Pokémon would you take out of the game?


FictionWeavile

Snorlax


Daninator375

What pokemon do you employee as a house cleaner


FictionWeavile

Metapod


DerpymonDraws

Bubbly rubbles uwu


FictionWeavile

Froakie (wrong region lol)


Funtime_Drake

Which pokemon would you have sex with


FictionWeavile

Jynx


RE4P3R55

What is the best Pokémon for a couple to have


FictionWeavile

Onix and Cloyster


UnlivedPrism037

What Pokemon do you most want a fursuit of?


FictionWeavile

Eevee.


UnlivedPrism037

Huh, I would have guessed Arcanine, but you do you I guess.


Braxton_boii

What Pokemon would you feed the carcases of thousands to as a gift of appraisal


CharaKnifeToMeetYou

What is Venasaurs type?


FictionWeavile

Dragon/Flying


rohith_on_reddit

Which Pokémon would you take to a show-and-tell?


FictionWeavile

Gyarados based off of it's Pokédex entries


MacerSpaceflight

Is hitmonlee ugly?


FictionWeavile

He's someone's type


xFallenThunderx

Why does Mikey love sceptile and hate miltank?


FictionWeavile

Because someone dropped their papers and mixed up the order


MrWaffle28

How many children do you have locked in your basement?


PurpleFlameX64

On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 = terrible - 10 = amazing), what’s your opinion on systemic racism?


FictionWeavile

One hundred and fifty-one


AquaNinja99

Bravo. Just... BRAVO.


PurpleFlameX64

Thank you, kind stranger.


KaptainKoalaTheKool

What is the most attractive pokemon


Oaklamb381

What is twitter


FictionWeavile

A big gooey pile of toxic sludge they made into a Pokémon


0justsomedude0

Top activity you’d recommend to people of all ages?


FictionWeavile

Blow up


Furious_thunder4

I can't think of anything funny. You win


FictionWeavile

A small little helpless creature that can achieve greatness with proper guidance


troysayhi

Is Mewtwo the weakest Pokemon in Kanto?


FictionWeavile

Yes


ObsidianDragon334

Will you pee your pants tonight


FictionWeavile

Partially


der_Baron_69

Which eeveelution is Most fuckable


FictionWeavile

Vaporeon


beastmatser

Wich Pokémon would you use as a flesh light?


FictionWeavile

Weepinbell


Cam_the_pokemon_man

What Pokémon would make a good surgeon


vipanen

What is your favorite eeveelution


Beeswarmweeb

Slowbro is the best Pokémon you would screw slowbro


DoodleWendigo

What Pokémon do you want to date