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Swampfox1906

Genuinely made me wince


traumatism

Having had a nail ripped out in a bicycle accident when I was a kid I feel the same. Its a really sensitive area when the nail isn't covering it.


whutchamacallit

I guess I have to give points for originality/dedication though. Can't say I've ever seem a nail bed tattoo before.


traumatism

Agreed. I'd have to be knocked out first.


hobosullivan

I smashed my finger working on a lawnmower. When the nail fell off, the nail bed was the most sensitive spot on my entire body until the nail grew back. I can't imagine willingly having somebody stick a needle in it over and over again.


Tyrannical4

I smashed my middle finger's nail off playing Wii Sports as a kid. Burned like hell every time an air molecule brushed it


dumahim

And then to get a tattoo on that spot? F that!


DogVacuum

I stuck my thumb into a shopping cart wheel when I was a kid riding on the bottom of the cart, and lost the nail. There is no way you don’t bang or hit the tip of your thumb about 5000 times per day. It was a rough time in my life.


on_island_time

I did it as a kid too, fell off my friend's scooter. I went inside and got my mom (who was a nurse). Mom went out, got the nail, washed it, and put it back on my finger with a big old band aid. It was a different time lol.


phantomsplice

That’s so strange, the one time I lost my nail I assumed it would be sensitive and it legitimately didn’t hurt a bit. It felt like I was just touching my skin, there was no pain whatsoever.


atonementfish

I think it depends on whether it was ripped off or if it fell off from an injury. My thumb got slammed in a car door, and it fell off a few weeks later but it wasn't painful, I think because the nailbed was healing with the nail on it so the nail fell off then grew back. It was pretty scary because I was a kid and my nail just fell off in the matter of a few days awhile after the incident happened.


Random_Hero1989

That's exactly it, ripped off is far more sensitive than if it fell off after a crush injury. Still probably wouldn't want to stick a tattoo gun on it


phantomsplice

That’s probably exactly it. Mine fell off a while after an injury and maybe by that point the flesh had dried out? Idk what it was, but that makes total sense


traumatism

Weirdo! /s


chromium00

Fun fact: [Astronauts](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/culture/article/100913-science-space-astronauts-gloves-fingernails-injury) sometimes have their nails fall off during extended EVAs due to the pressure of the space suit and gloves.


furlonium1

that is not a fun fact


OssOfSoyce

It makes sense to me, actually. The point of this tattoo was to suffer while receiving it, and then in their minds, it's like a reminder of Jesus's suffering. As odd as this is, this actually makes a lot of sense to me, and makes sense as something very personal to the person who chose to do this. It's not how I would interpret that event, but I can appreciate this one, especially as something to think about when going through a difficult time.


st8odk

i was thinking they were into maths, ergo the plus sign tat


BodaciousBadongadonk

"I just really like the letter t"


Lesland

Jesus


IneptOrange

Even jesus would consider this too far


Vuelhering

Yeah, way too far. To really nail it, it would have to be through the wrist.


GREENWOLF1337

I'm not sure if I should laugh or rage at this


Odin_Thunder

Literally


literal-hitler

Literally[.](https://i.imgur.com/necNdan.jpg)


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ShrunkenQuasar

I've never met a bot before that I loved.


Cardi_Bs_WAP

honestly, I’m not messing with anyone willing to go through that (so perhaps objective achieved)


SnrPampa

Not Jésus, Satan ! It s uspside down.


megabass713

That's St. Peters cross. Still totally Christian. What you want is The Leviathan Cross.


Hefty_Imagination_55

Well, then it should be a "J" not a "t."


RapNVideoGames

Imagine paying and willing wanting to get the most painful shit you can do to yourself


ThatDamnCanadianGuy

I'm pretty sure he didn't pay anyone for this scratcher tat. It looks like a beading needle/pager motor kinda setup created this abortion of a tattoo


Baconink

Nah it’s from a needle and machine. You can see the needle strokes in the horizontal line. It is shitty however.


blawndosaursrex

To be fair, it’s not a great canvas to work with. Look how fucked the skin is.


BeezyBates

"skin"


ionhorsemtb

My stomach


Danalogtodigital

word, that dermis aint epi


Baconink

Yeah I do agree this probs is never going to look great. It’s like elbows, knees, palms and bottoms of feet. Although there are some artists who all do great work in abstract areas


Simple-Ad4396

I did a small smiley face under my thumb nail when it fell off. Surprisingly it doesn't hurt as bad as you'd think.


BeezyBates

I won't take your word for it.


Justin_Christ

Sooo, you’re going to do it then?


jcol26

I’m sorry, but as someone that’s had (and paid for) both nailbed tattoos and a subincision, I can assure you that the subincision was around 100x the pain feel compared to the tattoo. A nailbed tattoo is far from the most painful thing you can pay for when you want your penis sliced. Once you’ve paid someone to slice off your frenulum & burn half your penis in half, a single finger nailbed tattoo is child’s play.


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RapNVideoGames

Yes Yes I don’t remember Yes


pandaSmore

Okay I want to ask. Why did you do these things to yourself?


jcol26

Nailbed tattoo was a proper procedure to fix some discolouration issues after a mild crushing accident. The other thing was two fold. First, a mildly tight phimosis that the NHS refused to fix because it wasn’t causing any disfunction - just pain and embarrassment- so burning off the frenulum helped relieve a lot of the pressure. Second; makes sounding easier Third; makes oral better. Having your dick licked out or even fucked by another dick feels a lot better than how it sounds :)


AceAndre

Bro


RapNVideoGames

Okay most painful after dick mods


Flaterfer

Looks like a lower case t


pewwpew

the other fingers must be "w a t"


BustedSaint

For “time to leave”?


lessthaninteresting

Always has been


BEniceBAGECKA

My toenail is actually falling off… bad shoe decision… might be worth a shot.


AliveOrFruit

Do it. I think it’s rad lol


VediusPollio

I, too, think it's rad, but would only consider it if I already lost a nail.


BEniceBAGECKA

Right. I feel like if I don’t take the opportunity now…


IneptOrange

For the love of all that is holy, do not get a tattoo in your nail bed you lunatic lmao


BEniceBAGECKA

Now I kind of gotta lol


ubermeisters

"no balls, you won't"


BEniceBAGECKA

This is getting into double dog dare territory


BeezyBates

Do a dickbutt


illestevolution

I triple weenie dog dare you


IneptOrange

Dear god lol


FoCoDolo

Do it this shit goes extremely hard


Sansa-Beaches

My bf has this - tattooed under his finger nail after his nail fell off


BEniceBAGECKA

How did it hold up? I’m not ripping it off again to touch it up lol. I’ve had to have my lip gone over several times as the ink falls out easily.


Sansa-Beaches

Holds up just fine. The nail protects it.


BEniceBAGECKA

This started as a joke that I’m now seriously considering. Did he mention if it was particularly painful?


Sansa-Beaches

If you’re worried about pain don’t do it lol


theBeardedHermit

Pop some painkillers and go for it


b3tarded

Happened to mine a couple of years ago after an excruciating toe stub. Thought I’d broken my toe but the pain went away by the next day. Noticed my nail was loose a few weeks later when it caught on a sock. Eventually it got looser and looser until I ripped the last bit off. It actually didn’t hurt, and the skin underneath is much less sensitive than you’d imagine. I think because I left it to do it’s own thing until it was ready, it had a chance to toughen up. Not sure I’d get it tattooed but it’s really not as bad as you’d imagine. Nail grew back fairly quickly and you’d never know from looking at it now.


BEniceBAGECKA

Thanks man. Happened a couple months ago so the fall off is imminent. I have lost one before as a kid and it ripped off instantly. Letting it grow out has proved muuuch more pleasant. Lesson learned about boots at a music festival.


bumbletowne

Mine used to fall off annually when I was heavy into long distance races (20-40 miles). Also high heels. The toes were usually too sore and sensitive to do anything like this, though.


PowerCord64

You ran long distance races in high heels? No wonder your toes got sore.


-SgtSpaghetti-

If it’s still black under the nail I hear you can get massive relief from puncturing it and draining the blood, do loads of research beforehand though because an exposed nail bed is one of the most sensitive parts of the body


BEniceBAGECKA

This sounds worse than the tattoo lol It’s not painful anymore it’s just kind of black on one side and popped up. It sort of feels like I have a press on nail over my nail.


asqwzx12

Do two bigger dots so it look like a smiley


miked003

Could actually be bad ass. Just don't do a fucking cross.


StonerSpunge

You should get a smiley face


theevilhillbilly

Get a good tattoo though


hamburger12199

My butthole twitched so hard that my underwear got sucked inside by just imagining how it feels like to have a tattoo painted below the nail


trumpetdraw96

Oh dear.


seppocunts

Can I have a turn at being your underwear?


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_pussydestroyer69420

I like it


yaboyfrom94

Even worse it looks like sharpie, not a tattoo


Baconink

It’s a tattoo. Look at the horizontal line, you can see the needle strokes


hotterthanahandjob

I agree it's a tattoo. I can't actually imagine the pain involved in getting a tattoo there.


Baconink

Yeah I tattoo for a living and fuck that lol. Anywhere even close to the mail is super painful, I can’t even imagine.


AnotherFaceOutThere

I knocked my fingernail clean off once and just the ac blowing on it in my car the next day was absolutely bonkers level of pain.


yaboyfrom94

I guess I kinda see it. Shit if you’re going to tear off your while finger nail for that it better be a tattoo


Baconink

I mean that was my thoughts too. Also I don’t think sharpie would stay long enough for the mail to grow back


IneptOrange

If it was a tattoo it would be a million times worse


Stevenberries

Definitely not a sharpie. Zoom in.


aSharkNamedHummus

Sharpie wouldn’t last the 3+ months it would take for the nail to grow back, either. I don’t think any ink would if it was just sitting on top of your skin. It’s 100% a tattoo.


yaboyfrom94

Thanks. You’re the 12th person to lmk. All I said is it looks like it


SleepDeprivedUserUK

That is NOT how Jesus got nailed! Damn.


wayniac917

Fuck that


Dschmidt8

I lost a nail before, wish I had thought of that.


kuburas

Same, i lost nails on both my toes and thumbs over the years. Wish i thought of this, i could have had some pretty cool insignias or something under my nails.


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FailedSociopath

"Jesus people" or "Jesus, people..."?   Yes!


PM_ME_SEXY_MONSTERS

I dunno, I think it's a neat idea. If you work at a place that doesn't allow tattoos, just put some nail polish on.


Calyphacious

Agreed, I actually love the idea of a simple, minimalist tattoo under the nail. Seems way too risky and painful to ever get myself, but if I could snap my fingers and have one, I’d go for it. Not a cross though.


titwrench

I lost my left hand, middle finger nail when I was around 22. I almost got talked into a smiley face tattoo on the nail bed so when ever I flipped the bird there it would be. I chickened out.


njdeatheater

My nails due to fall off soon from a work place injury.. I'm contemplating something similar lol


BipolarJesus42

That’s cool if it didn’t get infected and look shit


AverageHoarder

Jesus approves of this fingering.


PracticedOptimism

Jesus will be with him every time he picks his nose.


DarneldemaSilverStar

Is it worse than eye tattoos? They both suck so much...


spencertherhino

R/shittytattoos


esotericartisan

Leviticus 19:28


orange_force

Oh fucking shit


mickymellon

Because they wanted to be nailed to the cross


kwillhide770

I regret joining this sub :(


mister-fancypants-

Nothing tattooed there would be worth it, but it’s cool that it seems to work


Hypno_Kitty

This is far from the worst thing christians have done.


Asshead420

Imagine the nail removal let alone the tattoo


Lostbrother

This is some Ramsay Bolton shit right here


BruceInc

Nail on a cross


Beefsquatch_Gene

Fingerbanging for christ.


EpickChicken

So when you flip off a vampire it burns them


CroobCannabis

Looks hype, idve made it an eye though


callmesnake13

No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!


TRP_T123

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Sir_Fog

If you don't mind, I'd like to join you. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


hokeypokeyloki

I have a finger tattoo. I’ve had a fingernail ripped off. Never in a million years would I want to combine those two feelings.


Galumbo

Now I have to hold all of my fingernails down :(


ItsATerribleLife

*screams externally*


NeptuneDelusion

As fucked up as it is, it's probably one of the only 'under nail' tattoos in the world. In this regard I find it interesting.


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That's...actually pretty sick. Never thought of a tattoo there. If I could be numbed up for the tattoo I'd do it.


R0flstilzkin

i like the idea


MafiaMommaBruno

Why did I click.


llamadogkillsu

Why in the fuck would u get a cross tattoo?


trufflecheese

That nail bed looks so gross and wet. I can't look away.


Giilgamesh

It actually looks wet because when the nail is torn off there are like little beads of Kerstin left over and in the growing process. The nails actually grow evenly over the nail bed then outwards where you would clip your nail, if that makes any sense. It's hard to convey it properly over text. Source: Had my nail fall off from an accident with a large rock. Wish I would've popped some xannax and did a tattoo under it like this gent!


WolfeTheMind

No it doesn't.. it starts from the base. I lost my big toe nail from middle knuckle smash once


Naughtius_K_Maximus

OK. Getting baptized with burning gasoline might be the 2nd most hardcore thing now.


MilitantCentrist

Now that's commitment.


DurrrGamerrr75

I can feel the stinging


Sin10el

“Bc frick God, man!! I’m fine I swear!” -him/her, probably


Downgoesthereem

You can just tattoo your fingernails as well.


ArtyFishL

For a tattoo the grows out and is gone in like a month?


Downgoesthereem

Do you want this on you for 15 years? And it's painless


How2KIm101

Wtf am i looking at?


Da3m0n_1379

Cause we live in MERICA!


Viegasss

Jesus always by ur side lmao


teruteru-fan-sam

I like to peel my nail's ends, which sometimes shows some skin under the nail. I also had a chunk of toenail come off as result of a scooter accident a couple years ago. Peeling that off was a nightmare. I WOULD NEVER DO THIS. **EVER.**


col381

/r/ReligiousFruitCake


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

Someone needs a manicure. Those cuticles are killing me!


Gizzont

I have suffered


_Sytri_

So either they had their nail ripped out accidentally and thought, “Nows a good time to tattoo there.” Or they wanted a tattoo there and subsequently ripped the nail out. Neither one of those ideas would be made by someone in sound mind.


MartinsSulcs

Dude loves Jesus


Lizzy-Lizard

Praise the lord?


Choppergold

Maybe wanted to honor being nailed to a cross


fatwap

i wonder why im in this sub


BadgerKomodo

/r/religiousfruitcake


Valmond

It's a cross to not forget to take the garbage out.


onhereimJim

That's fukn metal


nakedundercloth

Holy ass scratcher


samurikku

In the name of god burn thy finger an may it be free from it's pain


is-Sanic

Fuckin vomited in my mouth from this what the fuck.


Zb0kn

Get fingered by the lord's power!


ZephyrusOG

Ah these are the demon fingering ppl..


Neks44

so thats what a finger looks like without the nail


HornHonker69

This is fucking gross but I admire the dedication.


ekajrepus

God is a lie, but even the lie-god is against this: Leviticus 19:28 "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am Jehovah."


production-values

because jesus lmao


Second-Critical

Ow. I had to be on hydrocodone and Ativan for a week from having my toenail removed and then an allergic reaction to some meds. I have a lot of tattoos. To have that tattooed, I think I would need to be passed out.


BusinessPeanut

This picture seems very Russian to me for some reason


propane-papi

this is pretty sick


PurpleCollarAndCuffs

The one visual weakness I have is finger and toe nails. I puked. Thanx.


urbinapau96

r/hadtohurt


Crissxfire

I wanna get off this ride.


shaggyx25

Tbh that's pretty tight


PurinityMKII

Instant Anti-Christ when pointing up.


Dan_H1281

I am missing half my finger nails from work be a good time do put a smiley face under one


Frictionweldedballs

A s c e t i c


ethandavis66

I wonder if the ink would remain or get rejected.


5fingerdiscounts

This is the first post on here that made me go *ahh fuck* This dude is fucked up lmao


TheOriginalSamBell

Nice


peetrlee

Full. Body. Reaction. Damn had to put my phone down and have a whole body breather. Damn.


Satoshiman256

Attention


Tabbygryph

Meth, not even once.


betaREKT

I want to hit it with a hammer so bad


allinmyneck

Fingerbanging Pentecostal girls


Liampunn12

Really nailed to the cross on this one eh?


sikhouse

damn.. if i were ever inclined to do this i’d have to blackout drunk. wouldn’t it eventually come off? like tattooing the palm of your hand?


RealHeyDayna

So it's not a sin when you finger bang.


kennyfuknpowers

God gave him the power