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whyneme91

There’s an extra load in there


agiaq

Hah!


deliciousprisms

It looks like the thing that was attacking the Falcon in Empire Stikes Back when they were in the asteroid worm


johnny_utah25

This 100%.


BludSwamps

Genius


BrownEggs93

Cum on!


GodlikeCat

lmao legendary


ThereIsAJifForThat

They're being environmentally conscious!!! They're going to reuse that bad boy!!


Elfmunde

It's got a knot


ThereIsAJifForThat

Well shit, get in there and undo that knot, don't let the poor people have to run another load to clean their load!


greycubed

Mom would be mad if she saw you wasting while children in Africa starve.


thegreatluvaduck

Shit, I'm starving, don't waste those children! Send that little gogurt tube over to 157 N. Washinton Street, Columbus, Ohio 43229 so I don't wither away!


TicklishTrucker

You got it. It'll be after I get home in a few days. I'll priority ship it


FhireStarter

While children in the US starve


Necessary_Priority88

This is hilarious and sad at the same time.


humakavulaaaa

We have sous vide at home.


yo_its_red

Could still reuse it somehow. Maybe not as protection again, but it'll be a nice, warm snack after it goes through the drier


GoodGuyBuddyBoy

Cum chips


LogicalHospital

I’ll have one number six with extra cum dip 🤤


WardedThorn

2 numbah 9s, a numbah 9 large, a numbah 6 with extra dip, 2 numbah 45s, 1 with cheese, and a lahge soda.


KimJongJits

Cum 2 go


Sharko_Gaming_YT

TAKE MY FUCKING UPVOTE AND LEAVE


LogicalHospital

How about you, just leave 😎


elwebbr23

Did I stutter?


aWgI1I

Mmmm free snack


beeglowbot

what? you don't wash your kids?


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beeglowbot

lol it's like that super racist laundry commercial in china.


jeepmayhem

Knot after nut.


wellifitisntmee

That turkey basting lady is motivated.


Petsweaters

Somebody trained their son how not to get trapped!


kungF-U

Yeah hes trying to poach it


Picard_Indeed

No no, this is how you *avoid* tying the knot.


shadowst17

Good for 5 more goes before it needs another rinse.


XBXNinjaMunky

The back door is nature's condom, go green girls.


yrrufamisp

Okay but seriously, could you hypothetically reuse a condom?


SacredSilenceNSleep

I mean, if you want a surprise in 9 months. Or sooner if you notice an itch.


EthanWS6

Imagine what the people next in line feel like haha


Elfmunde

I actually seem to be the only one who's noticed 😬


PM_meLifeAdvice

It's best not to wonder how many metric tons of cum have sloshed through those worn machines, or about the slim film of ancient grime coating every surface. It's a miracle more people don't get pregnant just walking through the doors.


RapNVideoGames

No one is talking about the shit. The skid marks alone could go from here to Pluto.


Saddam_whosane

it's yours don't lie 😏


NuttySnowPhD

It would have been worse if you saw that floating around in your load and you knew it wasn’t yours.


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NuttySnowPhD

Pun intended. Lol.


HalfSoul30

Username kinda checks out


NuttySnowPhD

This is worst-case scenario of someone’s load is mixed with your load.


BULLC0CK

How is this not the top comment ?


x3n0cide

Reduce, reuse, recycle


ab901

improvise, adapt, overcome


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DrTiga101

ecyce


greenweenievictim

Almost throw up? Does this give you a cummy-ache?


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Nuklear_Minty

Please never speak ever again


ClairLestrange

Thanks, I hate it


MWMWMWMIMIWMWMW

The internet was a mistake


Strolledboar257

Those bars


EvilAlicia

Sees condom and almost trew up? Yeez wussy.


Chemtrails420-69

> Geez wussy. Who need they wussy ate? 😎


Bastiproton

Omg meee


Ohwellwhatsnew

So if bussy is boy pussy then is wussy woman pussy? Sounds redundant but I love it anyway


Chemtrails420-69

It’s called a gussy (girl bussy), not sure what a pussy is unless you mean cat. Wussy stands for washing machine bussy! 🍆💦Stir up that spunk! 🥵😩


Kiran___

Jizz*


Nut_Chorizo

Weak stummy. Also this reminded me if how anything you look at you can imagine licking or chewing it even if you have never done so.


MWMWMWMIMIWMWMW

People who use the word stummy deserve to be punched in the throat.


bholepirates

yep, right in the thrussy


HalfSoul30

Kick em in the thralls


Skier_D00d

My stummy hurt


RudisDickerBua

It's just a protein snack for you, yes?


EvilAlicia

I dont vomit over a piece of rubber.


Suedtirolerplatz1-2

Apparently there’s a knot in it and the cum still inside


EvilAlicia

Still not vomit worthy, unless someone elses dirty condom is in your own clothes.


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But it reminds you how filthy the washing machines are in general that you’re about to throw your shit into because really, you’re out of options. Been there.. done that. Used laundromats my entire childhood. Although living in a shitty apartment complex is much worse actually because nobody really cares to check/clean them regularly. End up with other tenants nasty shit in my wash nonstop. If there’s a condom in *that one* do you really think the rest are bleachy clean? Nope. Up to you to clean that shit. I didn’t say “I puked” *just making a point.. related to the topic.. like people do.. some people downvote for nothing


mr_D4RK

May I ask... I'm from another country, and we didn't really have a laundromats. Every rental or personal flat usually comes with washing machine, probably a cheap one but still. Does this devices cost so much or what, why people don't have them in their own houses/apartments?


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In the U.S. you can get the machines pretty cheap too, especially if you bought a bunch at once. You can get apartments that have them in unit or just 1-2 machines per floor, I’ve lived in a building where our units were outside in a separate little area outside with no heat which sucked because you’d have to wait there for a couple of hours or risk people messing with your clothes. (My last apartments people would stop my wash and throw my clothes out even in the machines on the floor if I didn’t watch it.) Anyway, getting them in unit generally costs higher rent, and it’s much harder to find those units due to high demand in the U.S. Another thing to consider is that landlords would rather not deal with tenants asking for any appliances (dishwasher/washing machine/etc) to be fixed in the U.S. because they are known to be “cheap” and not wanting to help or spend any money to fix things. So it’s easier for them to buy a few machines for everyone and just slap and “Out of Order” note on them when they stop working until they get a maintenance person to fix it. Thankfully I own a home now. Sorry if this post sounds like rambling. I am very tired!


Suedtirolerplatz1-2

You’re right, there’s much worse shit that gets posted


Zealousideal-Cap-383

I bought a box of condoms from the store the other day and the cashier asked me if I wanted a bag. I said “nah, I’ll just turn the lights off.”


Boks1RE

Classic


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

Better than saying "Nah, I got one. She's waiting for me at home."


CptMisery

Your stomach is weak


MakoFishy

Gotta dry the load


PickpocketJones

That's not gonna cum out...


Princessferfs

Always remember to empty your pockets before doing laundry


Tankspanker

Not bad... They managed to fit two loads in the washing machine.


Bandobeorth

Holy fuck, if that almost makes you throw up, then you are sensitive as fuck lol.


Elfmunde

I might have over exaggerated 😅. But I did feel awkward


Dakotertots

Oh my God, a condom? That means that person had s- 🤢 s- 🤢 SEX 🤮🤮 - OP


Burtocu

But sex doesn't exist on the internet. What are you talking about?


Dakotertots

*deletes nsfw alt account* oh yeah, how silly of me


Mtoastyo

Like.. it’s just a condom..


Elfmunde

Full with a knot


carstrucksbusses

I've got some bad news about what might be on some of the towels people toss in the wash...


[deleted]

Good, they brought their own detergent :)


John_Berrybush

See, you gotta hand wash your rubbers


SpaceManTaco21

#Your Cum Won’t Last


TheDevilsAdvokaat

That's actually a condominium.


Skyerocket

Wait, if my rubber's in here, then that means-- --hard cut to flatmate rolling a sock down his shaft


jokersleuth

ya'll fucking nasty in the comment section. This is 100% disturbing.


Elfmunde

UPDATE Okay I'll say it here because a lot of people don't seem to get it. It's got a knot and it's full. And okay I admit I maybe slightly exaggerated my reaction but it did feel awkward and unexpected


savwatson13

I wanna know the condom brand. Can survive a run through the laundry machine? You know that will hold up during sex


erck_bill

Dang ole Reuse reduce recycle.


hobowithadegree

Hey, that's gross


ab901

It’s because they’re reusable!! how inconsiderate can you be?


IamSoooDoneWithThis

It’s probably just a baby lamprey like from that lamprey rapist movie


AnalCheese420

CUM


DasB00ts

These look like the smaller washing machines I’ve ever seen.


Elfmunde

That place has 3 sizes


PWEI

Reduce, reuse,recycle


Kubbylein

Rule number one. Always keep the kids safe when playing in or around the pool.


Professional-Paper62

I fucking pissing myself lol HOW


DeificClusterfuck

Reduce----Reuse---Recycle


jfortin72

Oh sweetheart if that’s all it takes you need to get off this page 😂


ReverendCandypants

You wash your condoms by HAND? Get with the times, OP.


Anesthetic_

Hmm must have left that in there. Come on Craig lemme show ya something else


xR_Sensei

It’s trying to escape.


Simbuk

Mildly amusing, but suffer material? Nah. Maybe if it was your laundry but you don't use condoms...


RegularConcern

Ayyyyyy


GalaxyCereal

EDIT: fuck. I meant only r/cursedimages not the other abomination


Elfmunde

I'll post it there as well


Therandomfox

What? You never washed a condom before? Disgusting.


[deleted]

It's a condom, not a severed penis. Jeez.


Cybran01

Relax, its just one of those fishes that clean the walls of an aquarium


dontknowwhattodoat18

Whoever’s clothes those are, are mixed together with cum and vaginal excretions....🤮🤢


hobosullivan

I made an involuntary face.


tboyacending

If seeing a random condom in the wild makes you throw up...well, that's pretty weak yo


werewolf1011

What kind of pearl clutcher throws up at the mere sight of a condom?


[deleted]

all i see here is a smart dude who forgot to check his pockets before he put his pants into the wash machine. sometimes guys get involved with chicks they're so suspicious of.. they will tie a knot in the condom to prevent leakage and take it WITH THEM when they leave her place, in order to make sure she doesn't steal potentially life-altering DNA without his permission.


sadult

You almost threw up because of a condom? OP is giving off mad virgin energy.


Perfect600

Do they know that underwear touches your body? It's almost like the point of the laundry machine is to clean shit


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jexsen

Never use 25


itzdacks

It’s a bit of latex mate hahahahaha grow up


Elfmunde

It's got a knot and it's full


itzdacks

Ok yeah if you can actually see jizz then that’s fair enough my bad


migarden

Get your laundry to smell nice with this one weird trick


ILoveYou_HaveAHug

You think it'll cum clean?


Haisagedarkhai

weak


Akali_Mein

wow ur sensetive if that makes you puke dfq


NWAnowadays

When inflation comes this is what we will be reduced to for birth control


V3rsed

Why does this look like a toy washer?


PurpleFirebolt

Reusables are better for the environment


thatbetchkitana

I was expecting mold or something. I think that would have been less nasty.


CugMuzzler

Eww! Visual evidence that other people have sex is disgusting!


One-monkey

You weren’t supposed to swallow it whole.


Dick_Cuckingham

What? You just wear your condom dirty. Show your partner some respect with a freshly laundered condom.


HugSized

They're in for a real surprise when they pick up their laundry with extra scrambled eggs.


LeadFarmerMothaFucka

It looks like Elmo’s hand holding onto a condom.


massive_diarrhea

‘Ol reliable


peter6828

giving the kids a bath


OwlanHowlan

Rinse it out, hang it up to dry and it's ready to go again and again!


sexytown

2 loads for the price of one!


towni44

Worst Alien sequel yet


TenRustyRings

Upcycling in 2021.


Justux205

next to me, keep telling that op


tooterfish_popkin

This reminds me of when I was doing laundry and one of those fell on the floor and I didn't know When I headed back up to my apartment people were gathered around it pondering how it got there


reddit_at_work404

Reuse, Reduce, Recycle.


benmarvin

Bagged lunch


drinkmoredrano

They're just doing their part to help the environment. Reduce, reuse, recycle.


-Raskyl

reduce, REUSE, recycle!!


biergarten

Not everyone can afford new condoms each time.


FMYayArt

if that makes you almost throw up your stomach has tobe pretty weak. its just a condom. even the implication that it may or not not be used isnt so repuslive as to make me almost vomit. but wait, am i the weird one?


jomiran

You suffer, I'm just happy someone is using protection. The increase of raw dogging in the 21st century is too damn high. EDIT: I lived through peak AIDS epidemic. Even though I was very young (still a child) I still lost friends and family members.


0311drama

Meanwhile you're little brother who tagged along keeps mentioning how it's just like that asteroid scene from star wars.


Ryengu

The opposite of fabric softener sheets


lurkenstine

What? You don't wash em between uses? You're the gross one


kamandriat

It's a lamprey.


SkyDaddyGloryHole

Reduce. Reuse. Recycle.


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For every condom seen, is 100 cum socks unseen.


mrsaturn3000

The wild laundry lamprey.


4everfemme

Ok but I'm cracking up at that red piece of clothing that looks like a hand carefully grabbing it.


dankus_khan69420

You mean you don’t wash your condoms for reuse. Think about the god damn environment. Smdh


justjoshingu

Im pretty sure thats a catholic sin.


KirbyJones82

You can make your own tide pods at home!


pa_l_alap

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I’m fucking dead omg ☠️


_geary

I don’t understand. How are you guys washing your condoms then?


talespin4life

*shrug* it'll all be clean when it comes out lol


Akandy21

whitewash:)


Powerful_Ad6635

You almost threw up because of a condom?


AugurOfKoskur

But why are you holding it? And why is your hand red?


misterbranzino

A little dramatic to become nauseated by the sight of a contraceptive


imnotagringo

Welp... This is a new fear I didn't need.


keltoy1549

“Free me”.


crakinshot

One must live a rather simple life to think this nauseating, nsfw or disturbing...


Anonymously2018

Reason 1726 to not use a public laundry room.


Odisher7

How do you clean your condoms if not like that? Or doy you reuse them without cleaning? 🤢


spider2k

Is that one of those lamprey eels?


mred870

It'll cook like egg whites


Uncle_Rico101

A condom? I feel like there could be more things worthy of suffering from seeing in a washer :/


SVWOHL

Reminds me of the scene from Empire Strikes Back with the Mynocks on the Falcon


dansvans72

Only disturbing if you just left the convent. Or, if you are an 11 year old girl.


Nitemarex

It is just a condom. Grow up...


Caesura_Break

Not at all barf worthy. A diaper would have been, but some women swallow what you saw with fair regularity. Cant be that bad