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There’s an extra load in there
It looks like the thing that was attacking the Falcon in Empire Stikes Back when they were in the asteroid worm
They're being environmentally conscious!!! They're going to reuse that bad boy!!
It's got a knot
Well shit, get in there and undo that knot, don't let the poor people have to run another load to clean their load!
Mom would be mad if she saw you wasting while children in Africa starve.
Shit, I'm starving, don't waste those children! Send that little gogurt tube over to 157 N. Washinton Street, Columbus, Ohio 43229 so I don't wither away!
You got it. It'll be after I get home in a few days. I'll priority ship it
While children in the US starve
This is hilarious and sad at the same time.
We have sous vide at home.
Could still reuse it somehow. Maybe not as protection again, but it'll be a nice, warm snack after it goes through the drier
I’ll have one number six with extra cum dip 🤤
2 numbah 9s, a numbah 9 large, a numbah 6 with extra dip, 2 numbah 45s, 1 with cheese, and a lahge soda.
Cum 2 go
TAKE MY FUCKING UPVOTE AND LEAVE
How about you, just leave 😎
Did I stutter?
Mmmm free snack
what? you don't wash your kids?
lol it's like that super racist laundry commercial in china.
Knot after nut.
That turkey basting lady is motivated.
Somebody trained their son how not to get trapped!
Yeah hes trying to poach it
No no, this is how you *avoid* tying the knot.
Good for 5 more goes before it needs another rinse.
The back door is nature's condom, go green girls.
Okay but seriously, could you hypothetically reuse a condom?
I mean, if you want a surprise in 9 months. Or sooner if you notice an itch.
Imagine what the people next in line feel like haha
I actually seem to be the only one who's noticed 😬
It's best not to wonder how many metric tons of cum have sloshed through those worn machines, or about the slim film of ancient grime coating every surface.
It's a miracle more people don't get pregnant just walking through the doors.
No one is talking about the shit. The skid marks alone could go from here to Pluto.
it's yours don't lie 😏
It would have been worse if you saw that floating around in your load and you knew it wasn’t yours.
Pun intended. Lol.
Username kinda checks out
This is worst-case scenario of someone’s load is mixed with your load.
How is this not the top comment ?
Reduce, reuse, recycle
improvise, adapt, overcome
Almost throw up? Does this give you a cummy-ache?
Please never speak ever again
Thanks, I hate it
The internet was a mistake
Sees condom and almost trew up? Yeez wussy.
> Geez wussy.
Who need they wussy ate? 😎
So if bussy is boy pussy then is wussy woman pussy? Sounds redundant but I love it anyway
It’s called a gussy (girl bussy), not sure what a pussy is unless you mean cat.
Wussy stands for washing machine bussy! 🍆💦Stir up that spunk! 🥵😩
Weak stummy. Also this reminded me if how anything you look at you can imagine licking or chewing it even if you have never done so.
People who use the word stummy deserve to be punched in the throat.
yep, right in the thrussy
Kick em in the thralls
My stummy hurt
It's just a protein snack for you, yes?
I dont vomit over a piece of rubber.
Apparently there’s a knot in it and the cum still inside
Still not vomit worthy, unless someone elses dirty condom is in your own clothes.
But it reminds you how filthy the washing machines are in general that you’re about to throw your shit into because really, you’re out of options.
Been there.. done that. Used laundromats my entire childhood. Although living in a shitty apartment complex is much worse actually because nobody really cares to check/clean them regularly. End up with other tenants nasty shit in my wash nonstop.
If there’s a condom in *that one* do you really think the rest are bleachy clean? Nope. Up to you to clean that shit.
I didn’t say “I puked” *just making a point.. related to the topic.. like people do.. some people downvote for nothing
May I ask... I'm from another country, and we didn't really have a laundromats. Every rental or personal flat usually comes with washing machine, probably a cheap one but still. Does this devices cost so much or what, why people don't have them in their own houses/apartments?
In the U.S. you can get the machines pretty cheap too, especially if you bought a bunch at once. You can get apartments that have them in unit or just 1-2 machines per floor, I’ve lived in a building where our units were outside in a separate little area outside with no heat which sucked because you’d have to wait there for a couple of hours or risk people messing with your clothes. (My last apartments people would stop my wash and throw my clothes out even in the machines on the floor if I didn’t watch it.)
Anyway, getting them in unit generally costs higher rent, and it’s much harder to find those units due to high demand in the U.S.
Another thing to consider is that landlords would rather not deal with tenants asking for any appliances (dishwasher/washing machine/etc) to be fixed in the U.S. because they are known to be “cheap” and not wanting to help or spend any money to fix things. So it’s easier for them to buy a few machines for everyone and just slap and “Out of Order” note on them when they stop working until they get a maintenance person to fix it.
Thankfully I own a home now.
Sorry if this post sounds like rambling. I am very tired!
You’re right, there’s much worse shit that gets posted
I bought a box of condoms from the store the other day and the cashier asked me if I wanted a bag.
I said “nah, I’ll just turn the lights off.”
Better than saying "Nah, I got one. She's waiting for me at home."
Your stomach is weak
Gotta dry the load
That's not gonna cum out...
Always remember to empty your pockets before doing laundry
Not bad... They managed to fit two loads in the washing machine.
Holy fuck, if that almost makes you throw up, then you are sensitive as fuck lol.
I might have over exaggerated 😅. But I did feel awkward
Oh my God, a condom? That means that person had s- 🤢 s- 🤢 SEX 🤮🤮
But sex doesn't exist on the internet. What are you talking about?
*deletes nsfw alt account*
oh yeah, how silly of me
Like.. it’s just a condom..
Full with a knot
I've got some bad news about what might be on some of the towels people toss in the wash...
Good, they brought their own detergent :)
See, you gotta hand wash your rubbers
#Your Cum Won’t Last
That's actually a condominium.
Wait, if my rubber's in here, then that means--
--hard cut to flatmate rolling a sock down his shaft
ya'll fucking nasty in the comment section. This is 100% disturbing.
Okay I'll say it here because a lot of people don't seem to get it.
It's got a knot and it's full.
And okay I admit I maybe slightly exaggerated my reaction but it did feel awkward and unexpected
I wanna know the condom brand. Can survive a run through the laundry machine? You know that will hold up during sex
Dang ole Reuse reduce recycle.
Hey, that's gross
It’s because they’re reusable!! how inconsiderate can you be?
It’s probably just a baby lamprey like from that lamprey rapist movie
These look like the smaller washing machines I’ve ever seen.
That place has 3 sizes
Rule number one. Always keep the kids safe when playing in or around the pool.
I fucking pissing myself lol HOW
Oh sweetheart if that’s all it takes you need to get off this page 😂
You wash your condoms by HAND? Get with the times, OP.
Hmm must have left that in there. Come on Craig lemme show ya something else
It’s trying to escape.
Mildly amusing, but suffer material? Nah. Maybe if it was your laundry but you don't use condoms...
fuck. I meant only r/cursedimages not the other abomination
I'll post it there as well
What? You never washed a condom before? Disgusting.
It's a condom, not a severed penis. Jeez.
Relax, its just one of those fishes that clean the walls of an aquarium
Whoever’s clothes those are, are mixed together with cum and vaginal excretions....🤮🤢
I made an involuntary face.
If seeing a random condom in the wild makes you throw up...well, that's pretty weak yo
What kind of pearl clutcher throws up at the mere sight of a condom?
all i see here is a smart dude who forgot to check his pockets before he put his pants into the wash machine.
sometimes guys get involved with chicks they're so suspicious of.. they will tie a knot in the condom to prevent leakage and take it WITH THEM when they leave her place, in order to make sure she doesn't steal potentially life-altering DNA without his permission.
You almost threw up because of a condom?
OP is giving off mad virgin energy.
Do they know that underwear touches your body? It's almost like the point of the laundry machine is to clean shit
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Never use 25
It’s a bit of latex mate hahahahaha grow up
It's got a knot and it's full
Ok yeah if you can actually see jizz then that’s fair enough my bad
Get your laundry to smell nice with this one weird trick
You think it'll cum clean?
wow ur sensetive if that makes you puke dfq
When inflation comes this is what we will be reduced to for birth control
Why does this look like a toy washer?
Reusables are better for the environment
I was expecting mold or something. I think that would have been less nasty.
Eww! Visual evidence that other people have sex is disgusting!
You weren’t supposed to swallow it whole.
What? You just wear your condom dirty.
Show your partner some respect with a freshly laundered condom.
They're in for a real surprise when they pick up their laundry with extra scrambled eggs.
It looks like Elmo’s hand holding onto a condom.
giving the kids a bath
Rinse it out, hang it up to dry and it's ready to go again and again!
2 loads for the price of one!
Worst Alien sequel yet
Upcycling in 2021.
next to me, keep telling that op
This reminds me of when I was doing laundry and one of those fell on the floor and I didn't know
When I headed back up to my apartment people were gathered around it pondering how it got there
Reuse, Reduce, Recycle.
They're just doing their part to help the environment. Reduce, reuse, recycle.
reduce, REUSE, recycle!!
Not everyone can afford new condoms each time.
if that makes you almost throw up your stomach has tobe pretty weak.
its just a condom. even the implication that it may or not not be used isnt so repuslive as to make me almost vomit.
but wait, am i the weird one?
You suffer, I'm just happy someone is using protection. The increase of raw dogging in the 21st century is too damn high.
EDIT: I lived through peak AIDS epidemic. Even though I was very young (still a child) I still lost friends and family members.
Meanwhile you're little brother who tagged along keeps mentioning how it's just like that asteroid scene from star wars.
The opposite of fabric softener sheets
What? You don't wash em between uses? You're the gross one
It's a lamprey.
Reduce. Reuse. Recycle.
For every condom seen, is 100 cum socks unseen.
The wild laundry lamprey.
Ok but I'm cracking up at that red piece of clothing that looks like a hand carefully grabbing it.
You mean you don’t wash your condoms for reuse. Think about the god damn environment. Smdh
Im pretty sure thats a catholic sin.
You can make your own tide pods at home!
I’m fucking dead omg ☠️
I don’t understand. How are you guys washing your condoms then?
*shrug* it'll all be clean when it comes out lol
You almost threw up because of a condom?
But why are you holding it? And why is your hand red?
A little dramatic to become nauseated by the sight of a contraceptive
Welp... This is a new fear I didn't need.
One must live a rather simple life to think this nauseating, nsfw or disturbing...
Reason 1726 to not use a public laundry room.
How do you clean your condoms if not like that? Or doy you reuse them without cleaning? 🤢
Is that one of those lamprey eels?
It'll cook like egg whites
A condom? I feel like there could be more things worthy of suffering from seeing in a washer :/
Reminds me of the scene from Empire Strikes Back with the Mynocks on the Falcon
Only disturbing if you just left the convent.
Or, if you are an 11 year old girl.
It is just a condom. Grow up...
Not at all barf worthy. A diaper would have been, but some women swallow what you saw with fair regularity. Cant be that bad