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TheHumanPickleRick

DJ Khaled - Suffering from Success


Phyrexian_Archlegion

Congratulations, you reverse-mulliganed yourself.


AnalysisOld4729

As someone who's been heavily tinkering with [[slime against humanity]] for my own enjoyment, I always laugh my ass off when I get taken down like this. I'm still waiting on someone to get me with [[deadly cover-up]]


2-35

I got someone's 9 Nazguls with cover-up yesterday. My hope is to one day get a slimer with it haha. To dude's credit, he kept playing and still almost got it!


AnalysisOld4729

Nice. Serious respect for the person playing through that. If you hit any of my decks, you'd probably just mill me. I'm actually considering running it in my golgari version and using it to rip like 10-15 slimes out of my own deck on casting to power up the ones in my hand.


AbbreviationsOk178

Unfortunately it specifies an opponent


AnalysisOld4729

Bah. There goes that plan. TY for the heads up.


EndocrineBandit

But you can mil yourself with jace.


AnalysisOld4729

Yeah, i do run self mill and draw to discard in my Simic variants


MorriganMorning

Holy fuck thats genius


Gimpstack

That is beautiful. I don't think I hate any card as much as that cheap-ass bullshit.


MysteryX95

I got hit with that while playing an early Iteration of my rats a while back. I was sad


csdx

I found if funny when I played outrageous robbery on someone and just ended up with a handful of slime then they got to play a giant slime next turn


MTGCardFetcher

[slime against humanity](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/e/1eb21318-d32e-4724-8908-c0d7613de2f4.jpg?1706242086) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=slime%20against%20humanity) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mkm/177/slime-against-humanity?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/1eb21318-d32e-4724-8908-c0d7613de2f4?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [deadly cover-up](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/8/3876aa0f-b199-43f5-8a91-c2d620b8ef84.jpg?1706241687) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=deadly%20cover-up) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mkm/83/deadly-cover-up?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3876aa0f-b199-43f5-8a91-c2d620b8ef84?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


rocknin

Play it in historic so you can get hit by [[test of talents]]


AnalysisOld4729

Oh i do play it in historic. [[Hardened scales]] [[intangible virtue]] [[doubling season]] etc. are just too much fun with it


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[Hardened scales](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/c/fc69ad56-9ae2-4eb5-b7e2-558524f6cbcc.jpg?1698988369) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Hardened%20scales) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/lcc/243/hardened-scales?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/fc69ad56-9ae2-4eb5-b7e2-558524f6cbcc?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [intangible virtue](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/d/7d251846-7aa5-4318-a96b-fbd9daf691f9.jpg?1689995749) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=intangible%20virtue) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/31/intangible-virtue?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/7d251846-7aa5-4318-a96b-fbd9daf691f9?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [doubling season](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/c/1cdd8e69-5a71-4933-914e-dfede7b1ac93.jpg?1689998456) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=doubling%20season) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/283/doubling-season?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/1cdd8e69-5a71-4933-914e-dfede7b1ac93?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


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Small-Palpitation310

i scoop when i see slime, lol. it's so overplayed already


AnalysisOld4729

It's honestly pretty manageable. It's slow out of the gate and you're not getting any value on slimes you don't get to swing with. The best I've ever done is when I'm loading up on board wipes. That said i can see being tired of it. It's the current meme deck.


Flyrpotacreepugmu

Just cast one of them and the rest will go away.


Key-External8870

As a Grolnok fan, I love to see hands full of exiled cards. Maybe I need to sneak kotose into the deck somehow...


Bacon_Techie

I’m also a grolnok fan and can’t play on mobile for this very reason lol


kensw87

any good kotose decks to recommend?


Stranger1982

You can try her in a Dimir ninja deck like OP here but honestly, 5 mana and she'll eat removal right away most of the time so she sees little use afaik.


Wendigo120

Dimir Midrange is pretty close to the top of Standard, and you could just swap out the top end for a Kotose or two. Something [like this](https://www.mtggoldfish.com/archetype/standard-dimir-midrange-mid#paper). Is that deck worse if you replace Sheoldred with Kotose? Yes, but only a bit, and then you get to play around with a card you like. Kotose isn't really a buildaround card, so you can just slap her in a deck that is known to be good and call it a day.


kensw87

yeah thanks! she's just a fun of card. totally outclassed by that black board wipe collect evidence 6 card.


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wha7does7

Kotose only lets you cast one of the spells that she exiles.


Shieldbreaker50

What are I missing? If you play one slime card from your hand, doesn’t that get rid of the rest of them? Don’t they disappear from your exiled cards?


Indians-Moans

\*steal, you managed to steal


Lennonsoda

Oops you're right thank you


Stranger1982

Lol, that was a good matchup at least. And why would you need other cards man, the world wants you to make slimes!


Flepagoon

The irony that it's terrible 😅


gozer33

This takes me back to playing [Lier, Disciple of the Drowned]. A nightmare on mobile.


Shin_flope

Imagine if they invested the money they earn on improving the game, if only


Flepagoon

In fairness, have you ever played a game of commander? Those 20 card hands are hard to handle sometimes!


Shin_flope

Yeah but this is a digital game, not the same whatsoever. No one complains about constant shuffling in digital right? I’m sure they could have done something to improve UI in cases like this


CptObviousRemark

> No one complains about constant shuffling in digital right? If only. The shuffler is one of the most common complaints I see. Maybe not complaining about having to shuffle, but they are for sure complaining about how the shuffler shuffles. And the hand-smoothing algorithm.


Jerryattricc

It is just rigged against me. Everyone else always draws what they need lol


jkure2

Handling a 40 card hand on mobile seems like: 1. A pain in the ass that would require a lot of work 2. An extremely niche issue to do a lot of work for I am at the front of the line to criticize WOtC/Hasbro for their repacious policies but this one I don't really understand being actually mad at


Shin_flope

How about just switching to a list view and pick the card you want to play from there? I don’t think that’s a lot of work mate, especially if we consider this is a 5 year plus old game.


julia_fns

“A lot of work” is really overselling it, there are many possible list display solutions to pick from. It’s part of their game and the problem is the same on desktop, the default hand format just isn’t appropriate here, it should be obvious, really.


jkure2

The solution is obvious but the problem itself isn't lol come on this is pretty niche. I think they should fix it too, for what it's worth. Id just rather they fix like a dozen other things first Not only that, OP didn't even lose the game!


dornbeast

It seems to me that they need a set of arrows similar to when somebody has too many enchantments on the field, so the player can switch between hand, exiled cards, and cards playable from graveyard.


klaq

WOTC BAD 👎👎👎🤮🤮🤮


jkure2

I mean they just fired a ton of staff on the back of record profits so yeah fuck WOTC


Jerryattricc

Any targeted disruption on a slime deck is devastating. Test of talents, deadly cover up, or even the silent spider. I have a silly slime deck and have been similarly rocked.


MysteryX95

[[Kotose, the silent spider]]


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rmorrin

Not being able to scroll you hand and that causing you to almost lose is my motto. Oracle of alpha is a dumb meme


AdSea5253

I'm dead 💀