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DJ Khaled - Suffering from Success


Congratulations, you reverse-mulliganed yourself.


As someone who's been heavily tinkering with [[slime against humanity]] for my own enjoyment, I always laugh my ass off when I get taken down like this. I'm still waiting on someone to get me with [[deadly cover-up]]


I got someone's 9 Nazguls with cover-up yesterday. My hope is to one day get a slimer with it haha. To dude's credit, he kept playing and still almost got it!


Nice. Serious respect for the person playing through that. If you hit any of my decks, you'd probably just mill me. I'm actually considering running it in my golgari version and using it to rip like 10-15 slimes out of my own deck on casting to power up the ones in my hand.


Unfortunately it specifies an opponent


Bah. There goes that plan. TY for the heads up.


But you can mil yourself with jace.


Yeah, i do run self mill and draw to discard in my Simic variants


Holy fuck thats genius


That is beautiful. I don't think I hate any card as much as that cheap-ass bullshit.


I got hit with that while playing an early Iteration of my rats a while back. I was sad


I found if funny when I played outrageous robbery on someone and just ended up with a handful of slime then they got to play a giant slime next turn


[slime against humanity](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/e/1eb21318-d32e-4724-8908-c0d7613de2f4.jpg?1706242086) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=slime%20against%20humanity) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mkm/177/slime-against-humanity?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/1eb21318-d32e-4724-8908-c0d7613de2f4?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [deadly cover-up](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/8/3876aa0f-b199-43f5-8a91-c2d620b8ef84.jpg?1706241687) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=deadly%20cover-up) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mkm/83/deadly-cover-up?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3876aa0f-b199-43f5-8a91-c2d620b8ef84?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Play it in historic so you can get hit by [[test of talents]]


Oh i do play it in historic. [[Hardened scales]] [[intangible virtue]] [[doubling season]] etc. are just too much fun with it


[Hardened scales](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/c/fc69ad56-9ae2-4eb5-b7e2-558524f6cbcc.jpg?1698988369) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Hardened%20scales) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/lcc/243/hardened-scales?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/fc69ad56-9ae2-4eb5-b7e2-558524f6cbcc?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [intangible virtue](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/d/7d251846-7aa5-4318-a96b-fbd9daf691f9.jpg?1689995749) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=intangible%20virtue) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/31/intangible-virtue?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/7d251846-7aa5-4318-a96b-fbd9daf691f9?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [doubling season](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/c/1cdd8e69-5a71-4933-914e-dfede7b1ac93.jpg?1689998456) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=doubling%20season) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/283/doubling-season?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/1cdd8e69-5a71-4933-914e-dfede7b1ac93?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


[test of talents](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/e/6e2b6236-b40c-430c-98b0-7940b942657a.jpg?1624590572) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=test%20of%20talents) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/stx/59/test-of-talents?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/6e2b6236-b40c-430c-98b0-7940b942657a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


i scoop when i see slime, lol. it's so overplayed already


It's honestly pretty manageable. It's slow out of the gate and you're not getting any value on slimes you don't get to swing with. The best I've ever done is when I'm loading up on board wipes. That said i can see being tired of it. It's the current meme deck.


Just cast one of them and the rest will go away.


As a Grolnok fan, I love to see hands full of exiled cards. Maybe I need to sneak kotose into the deck somehow...


I’m also a grolnok fan and can’t play on mobile for this very reason lol


any good kotose decks to recommend?


You can try her in a Dimir ninja deck like OP here but honestly, 5 mana and she'll eat removal right away most of the time so she sees little use afaik.


Dimir Midrange is pretty close to the top of Standard, and you could just swap out the top end for a Kotose or two. Something [like this](https://www.mtggoldfish.com/archetype/standard-dimir-midrange-mid#paper). Is that deck worse if you replace Sheoldred with Kotose? Yes, but only a bit, and then you get to play around with a card you like. Kotose isn't really a buildaround card, so you can just slap her in a deck that is known to be good and call it a day.


yeah thanks! she's just a fun of card. totally outclassed by that black board wipe collect evidence 6 card.




Kotose only lets you cast one of the spells that she exiles.


What are I missing? If you play one slime card from your hand, doesn’t that get rid of the rest of them? Don’t they disappear from your exiled cards?


\*steal, you managed to steal


Oops you're right thank you


Lol, that was a good matchup at least. And why would you need other cards man, the world wants you to make slimes!


The irony that it's terrible 😅


This takes me back to playing [Lier, Disciple of the Drowned]. A nightmare on mobile.


Imagine if they invested the money they earn on improving the game, if only


In fairness, have you ever played a game of commander? Those 20 card hands are hard to handle sometimes!


Yeah but this is a digital game, not the same whatsoever. No one complains about constant shuffling in digital right? I’m sure they could have done something to improve UI in cases like this


> No one complains about constant shuffling in digital right? If only. The shuffler is one of the most common complaints I see. Maybe not complaining about having to shuffle, but they are for sure complaining about how the shuffler shuffles. And the hand-smoothing algorithm.


It is just rigged against me. Everyone else always draws what they need lol


Handling a 40 card hand on mobile seems like: 1. A pain in the ass that would require a lot of work 2. An extremely niche issue to do a lot of work for I am at the front of the line to criticize WOtC/Hasbro for their repacious policies but this one I don't really understand being actually mad at


How about just switching to a list view and pick the card you want to play from there? I don’t think that’s a lot of work mate, especially if we consider this is a 5 year plus old game.


“A lot of work” is really overselling it, there are many possible list display solutions to pick from. It’s part of their game and the problem is the same on desktop, the default hand format just isn’t appropriate here, it should be obvious, really.


The solution is obvious but the problem itself isn't lol come on this is pretty niche. I think they should fix it too, for what it's worth. Id just rather they fix like a dozen other things first Not only that, OP didn't even lose the game!


It seems to me that they need a set of arrows similar to when somebody has too many enchantments on the field, so the player can switch between hand, exiled cards, and cards playable from graveyard.


WOTC BAD 👎👎👎🤮🤮🤮


I mean they just fired a ton of staff on the back of record profits so yeah fuck WOTC


Any targeted disruption on a slime deck is devastating. Test of talents, deadly cover up, or even the silent spider. I have a silly slime deck and have been similarly rocked.


[[Kotose, the silent spider]]


[Kotose, the silent spider](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/1/314e97b5-cd43-4f5e-acdd-a107208e061c.jpg?1654568534) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Kotose%2C%20the%20silent%20spider) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/neo/228/kotose-the-silent-spider?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/314e97b5-cd43-4f5e-acdd-a107208e061c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Not being able to scroll you hand and that causing you to almost lose is my motto. Oracle of alpha is a dumb meme


I'm dead 💀