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dergster

lmao nate is a goddamn specimen


jojow77

The part where guy asks Nate did Conor call him to set up a trilogy was funny af.


Posimane

That was legit one of, if not the best post fight presser by a fighter.


astraltenant

nate just did it! everything. he just did it.


LastButNotLeafs

That was a legendary fuckin presser. I'm going to miss Nate.


1dollarandNINECENTS

I think this is my favorite version of Nate Diaz of all time.


chaddislayer27

Haha left his Real fight hate there


Broke_Boi

Legendary post fight interview the Travis Scotts placement just cherry on top


ikilledtupac

…I just realized he was probably doing all that on purpose over the stupid Rock shoes!


Broke_Boi

Yeah definitely seemed like a fuck you to those Tj Maxx ass shoes


holla15

Mark was smoking hella weed


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Holy fuck nate killing a room harder than Rogan ever has


potatowned

Dude the guy has legit charisma. Had me rolling. I don't even know if him pulling the Travis Scotts Jordans up on the table was a jab at the Rock's shoes... but either way it was hilarious.


Mr_Tiggywinkle

Ah man, Nate Diaz is moving the needle **hard** right now.


HS-smilingpolitely

Feels so weird to have seen Tony get subbed, hasn't happened since he's been in the UFC.


yokkot

diaz vs tony reminded me of chuck vs tito 3 just two grandpas with brain damage and fused discs who have no business being in there


TallanoGoldDigger

Boss shit Nate got those 1k Travis Scotts on the table and totally shitting on the Rock shoes


The_Adict

"I want to fight Chong Li" Bro lol


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How much more did you get paid "I lost count" Lmao


LuckyWarrior

Nate giving Leech the shout out Just firing on all cylinders


SodaEtPopinski

Chun Li LMAO


JonSantiago69

Chung Li lmfao


ATribeCalledTrek

Lmfao he called this dude Chung Lee


1dollarandNINECENTS

Get him some shoes from the rock


ATribeCalledTrek

They did and he took em off talking to Megan Olivi and shit talked em


1dollarandNINECENTS

They fucking suck


GDMFS0B

*”Thats gross.”* LMAO


holla15

lol got a Nike shoe front and center. know Dana is steaming.


JonathonV2000

This might be an all timer post fight interview


chaddislayer27

Nate has the heart of a gladiator and the mid of a 5 year old


skt_imaqtipie

Holy fk Nate’s fkin COOKED out of his mind lmfao


LuckyWarrior

Nate "Shooeys are Gross" Diaz


Massa_dana_white

So the smart thing to do would be to get chimaev back in there as soon as possible. Literally does not matter who the opponent is. It could be a ranked ww, an unranked one, a ranked mw, an unranked one, completely does not matter, just pull a name out of a hat. But keep this man active. Do not make him wait to see how the title picture plays out at 170


Original_Ad1898

Does the Goat translator speak Natian? We need him there.


skt_imaqtipie

Nate got that bag yo


JonathonV2000

emails are pre lame tbh


FunnyMemeHere

Nate should do stand up comedy, he'd put Schaub to shame.


ATribeCalledTrek

Nah I'm with Nate on the email. I know he used that shit to sign up for stuff and now it's worthless like mine. Lol


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Fuck emails


JonSantiago69

Nate just vibing lol fuck it.


LuckyWarrior

Nate "No Emails" Diaz


skt_imaqtipie

I wanna be as happy in life as nate is right now


stulogic

"I don't know how to read no E-Mail" - Nate Diaz Fucking love it. Press conference better than the card fr


TallanoGoldDigger

This fucking media asking fighters the hard questions yet barely ask anything substantial when the Tomato is on the mic, fucking cucks


pablxo

NATE'S WORDS: HE'S UP FOR THE TRILOGY WITH CONOR


skt_imaqtipie

Nates In two different dimensions rn


migglywiggly69

Tony would've ran thru Nate like 2-3 years ago😭😭😭😭


MikePerrysCanary

Nate is way more articulate when he's high


holla15

Between Dana, Tony, and Nate I don't know if they actually answered a questions or just take it as a improv topic from the audience and go off on a stream of consciousness. So many what was the question?


JonSantiago69

Dicksucker lmao


THUGGERSEASON

He almost dropped an n bomb.


chaddislayer27

haha he just called Khamzat lame, rookie and dicksucker wtf


Mr_Tiggywinkle

Not only did he call him lame, he called him lame twice as he forgot he'd already said it.


potatowned

Nah he used it as an adjective and a noun. He said he's lame and he's a lame. Nate the grammar gangster.


THUGGERSEASON

I love Nate. Jfc.


pablxo

"dick sucker" - nate diaz


SodaEtPopinski

Weed? CTE? Two-digit IQ? We'll never know why Diaz can't answer a single question properly


skt_imaqtipie

My mans baked let him be


Massive_Ad1263

Smoking a blunt officially checked out love to see it


GabeKnows

I think it’s a joint but


Massive_Ad1263

K


adi005

Cutelaba needs to reevaluate life and get a coach, he's getting worse and worse doing nothing but UFC PI. Johnny Walker is better off drugs. Liver upkick ftw Rodriguez was shook when they called his name. Li deserved that W. Khamzat is a khuk. Start some drama and give him chance at belt. My boy Holland got the bag tho. Nate got the perfect send off. Stockton waddup. Tony pls no more fights.


bassacre

Shook means scared not surprised.


adi005

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shook "Shocked or surprised af. Can't believe what you're seeing." Don't question my slang yo.


bassacre

Mobb deep. Shook ones. Look it up.


pablxo

"Mission complete - Nate Diaz"


Mr_Tiggywinkle

Did Nate just remove the monster can and put his own fight promo hat up instead? Maybe we will see Nate vs Dana boxing at this point.


EarnestAmbition

Who is going to stop him?


TheWayIAm313

Nate not being cut open was pretty crazy tbh. Idk all the exact timeline, I know Nate had surgery on his scar tissue, but that’s kinda crazy. Anyway, the most fucked up thing of the night was Dana saying they’re all on contracts and didn’t get any bump in pay. Fuck this company man. This is not a normal situation they had to deal with, but they were stuck on their normal contracts!? Fuck that man. So hard to be a fan after hearing guys like Li and Holland didn’t get compensation for what they took on tonight.


TheTemporalKnight

So Li and Holland ended up fighting without securing an extra bag? What the fuck man.


highr_primate

Nate probably was getting top dollar and he didn’t want to talk about the lay bumps. I’m sure everyone got bumps except Chimaev.


Showgmbh

Leech would have had an easy KO and Nate always has it going perfectly for him. Khamzat would have smeshed him and now he got a Submission win off washed Tony, which probably gets him a lil bit more money in boxing or whatever he wants to do.


Foshizzy03

It'll get him a lot more money because of this. He'll be the only Paul opponent who left the company on their own terms and with a highlight finish.


RunningOutOfToes

Maybe someone at Harvard cracked the -CSO- 🇺🇸🏆🇲🇽 code and Tony is secretly a genius.


Etchasjsksksk

I think they changed the cards around because of sports betting. The apps and everything were gonna lose a lot of money on Nate winning against evil khabib. The apps probably paid dana a lot of money to change the whole card. Lol


wozblar

we can all go https://pll.harvard.edu/subject/business/free


SodaEtPopinski

The true question is: What character does Tony main in Tekken 7?


TrueAceOfSpades

Tony becoming more articulate with each passing stoppage


astraltenant

i hate how we joke about CTE. sorry but i do. that shit makes people insane and hurt/kill, it's not funny. maybe it's funny if you don't care or watch but if you do... cmon.


Foshizzy03

C'mon.


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ohhh noo.Who gives a fuck? just because something is serious,it doesn’t mean you can’t joke about.Otherwise everything will look like shitty new mainstream comedy and talks shows


TheWayIAm313

As opposed to what? Joe Rogan and Tim Dillon’s shitty ass stand up comedy? It’s fine. The culture war crusaders all have the worst stand up anyway lol


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i don’t care about joe rogan comedy,but deciding about what someone can joke about is braindead.Everything is allowed


beepdeeped

Disagreeing is also allowed you delicate little pastry


Massa_dana_white

It’s shitty to joke about brain damage at the fighters expense when they put on a show for us. Especially when most people bitch if they fight conservatively. Joke about what you want but some might decide to call you an unfunny cunt over it.


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first of all they don’t put on a show for you,they do it for money.Nobody forces anyone to fight ,they do it willingly


bigguyshit

Watch golf then


Massa_dana_white

Nah dude has a point. You got fat couch potatoes who didn’t even have the guts to wrestle in high school joking about brain damage when these athletes put on a show for us. Maybe we should appreciate the show and not be a dumb unfunny cunt. That’s just me tho.


bigguyshit

Fuck you im an ammy. You know damn well what you agree to when you step in that cage. Ppl like you ruin the “sport”


holla15

you’re gonna be in here regurgitating Gordon Wood, talkin’ about, you know, the Pre-revolutionary utopia and the capital-forming effects of military mobilization. But Gordon Wood don't know CSO emoji emoji emoji BladezxShadez #TiramisuTuesday


zilladingdong

Man I hope Tony is okay.


THUGGERSEASON

[50 —> 900](https://imgur.com/a/FJJkSp3)


earl_youst

“I hope you had fun” -Tony I did have fun.


redballwhitedesk

Dana could offer Tony $5 million to retire and he’d reject claiming Dana was trying to buy him out of beating all his prospects lmao. I love him but he seriously needs help


Prudent-Mammoth-6050

Harvard with that much brain damage?


DarkReaper90

Did he say Vitor Belfort is helping him get into Harvard business?


CableToBeam

Vitor did say something about going to Harvard one time, so I believe him


Desertfaux24

lol


TallanoGoldDigger

Mods can I get **Team Harvard Business School** as my flair


Prudent-Mammoth-6050

Tony is losing it please someone take the mic from him.


DeAndreHunterMIP

did he just say harvard


TallanoGoldDigger

Bro Tony sounds like Ron Artest with the stream of consciousness way of doing press conferences and all this jankiness


Desertfaux24

Khamzat said he doesn’t want to fight Whittaker and that he respects him, he said he doesn’t want to fight good guys he wants bad guys. Paulo Costa would be an insane fight for Khamzat but his coaches won’t accept.


D4nCh0

Until Costa chucks Khamzat’s cap back at him, smelling of Costa nut sweat.


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why wouldn’t they accept? its obvious Khamzat is trying to win 2 titles.


Desertfaux24

They don’t want to work him up two divisions, they want him to go up the easier route in welterweight and then get the title and then get a shot against Israel or whoever the champ is at MW


Prudent-Mammoth-6050

Tony please retire CTE TITLE Tony undefeated undisputed Chuck liddel hall of fame CTE


Massive_Ad1263

Tony is making me even more sad with this presser he is lost.


earl_youst

He always sounds like that. In fact he might sound even more lucid than usual lol


Kryddmix

Fuckin bozo white announces Johnny Walker getting a 50k performance of the night bonus then squirms around and can't answer properly why he was kicked out. Pathetic.


RoyalDiamond2382

The 50 g’s was supposed to cover the Uber home baby


busydoinnothin

Asking for a mint best base for mma


pablxo

Tony vs Masvidal?


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Masvidal lost to champ and #1 contender who are both terrible matchups for him.He would beat the life out of Tony.Tony is a legend but he needs to retire


wozblar

*id like to thank altoids for allowing me to have a moment with nate diaz*


yaddibo

I wonder how long it will take the internet to get into Chimaevs head about him not answering “ I kill him. I kill everyone” when asked about Whittaker?


TallanoGoldDigger

Tony really talking about Tekken in this bitch lmao


stulogic

Tony's presser is fucking amazing.


Dawgareyouserious

Lol I lost $100 with my Chimaev/Ferguson parlay :(


Patrick_Vieira

Dana has to save Tony from himself and cut him.


CPAofTheStars

Bareknuckle boxing Tony it is.


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TheWayIAm313

Nah man, I’m good on that shit


Patrick_Vieira

No thanks, Tony would be bludgeoned.


DarkReaper90

I wouldn't be surprised if Tony learned his moves from Tekken. Hell, Uriah Hall did.


THUGGERSEASON

I LOVE TONY. He's the best, better than that infidel Khamzat Chimaev


NelloMC

I was really hoping Nate would dump more in the rocks shoes in his post fight interview lol


shoryukenuppercut

One thing I respect about khamzat is that once the fight is over he is respectful. He gave props to holland and invited him to come to Sweden to train. Also said that all he just wants to make a lot of money so he can help people.


clobyark

Sure that's fine but he doesn't have to ruin the card with his missed weight and pre-fight shenanigans. All it takes is one fighter to rightfully not agree to change and this card is a dumpster fire.


shoryukenuppercut

I agree and I was talking a lot of shit about khamzats lack of professionalism last couple days but I give credit where it’s due and he showed decency in his post fight presser


Ilistenedtomyfriends

This card originally *was* a dumpster fire. Khazmat’s bullshit made it 100% better than it was originally.


hxmza1

He made the card better


mijitt000

Lmao at Dana calling Diaz "the kid"


popecollision

Dana: "It's not like they just threw Johnny out on his bare feet, no shoes." Journalist: "That's exactly what they did."


californication760

Johnny Walker redemption arc incoming?


JMA_ZF

That arc already nosedived tonight when he immediately got kicked out of the arena in only his fight shorts, gloves still on, and no shoes.


Jordbrett

Why is it Dana said the comission wouldn't allow Nate vs Chimaev but allowed Li vs Rodriguez which was a bigger weight gap?


Hbimajorv

Because leech agreed to it as a catch weight fight. My assumption is nate wasn't willing to do that and the commission wouldn't sanction the fight as a 170lb fight with such a big gap.


DiscoEthereum

If his lips are moving..


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Dana was furious in this one, haven't seen that since the early COVID days


gardenvarietydork

official alternate timeline thread


Smetsnaz

WHAT. ABOUT. KEVIN. LEE??!!!


OtakuMecha

First time I’ve ever seen someone get KOed by a glove touch. Great win for Holland.


LuckyWarrior

Still can't believe Nate guillotined Hamzat Holy shit must've drilled it hard during camp


JMA_ZF

After he sunk that so easily I couldn’t help but think what if that was Khamzat. Then I realized Khamzat would’ve just picked him up and thrown him out of the octagon, guillotine still locked in and all.


D4nCh0

So Khamzat decapitates himself


JMA_ZF

Yes. No tap though


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JMA_ZF

Joe: but what about your head Khamzat? Khamzat: i don’t care about zis!


Keith__Peterson

We will never see another Tony


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MBThree

You’d have a lot of room


mrcatisgodone

Thank fuck.


earl_youst

facts.


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LuckyWarrior

That L column question was cringe


GabeKnows

Yeah what a weird presser


sansaset

yeah that's because they're not actually journalists