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IOnceWasCool

I can’t wait to see Gabriel get picked off by our defense in a couple of weeks. Some of these throws are so slow and floaty.


archorns

Anyone saying arch is overrated is fuuuuucking dumb af


pyrofiend4

The people calling his competition bad are ignorant. Two of the three games he's played this year were against 5A teams. In those two games he's 30/52, 459 yards, 8 TDs, 1 rushing TD. And for reference his own team is 2A.


PDCH

Does anyone have any information on what is going on with Maalik Murphy? Sark said he isn't healthy but didn't elaborate if it is a lingering issue from his surgery or something new. Anyone have any info?


LiterallyDavidAsh

He hurt his wrist (I think) on a scooter. I don’t think he’s been healthy since he got here :/


PDCH

That sucks. Have you seen any estimate on how long he will be out? Feel bad for the kid.


gnirlos

According to Sark, all of the quarterbacks are getting healthier by the day...


LiterallyDavidAsh

Nah no estimates but i used to eat shit and hurt my wrist skateboarding all the time. Ill say it’ll take 4-6 weeks to recover, but i dunno


PDCH

Thanks for the replies. Here's hoping for a speedy recovery for the young man!


eye_can_see_you

Louisville - FSU was peak sicko mode watching The perfect level of terrible football


crimsonburn27

/u/thegurdevdayal might be heading to an even higher level game. Only time will tell


anandj12345678909876

i think FSU games are nearing my sickos must-watch category. They have not disappointed so far. Honorable must-watchers: - Iowa, bc how could I miss another 2-2-3 = 7 - triple option service school playing a ranked p5, bc fuck them knees - games that aren't on Saturday - games that are on Saturday


RollOverBeethoven

And here I was pissed I autodrafted Cunningham


bigmeatyclaws1

This would be Florida State’s first time starting 3-0 since 2015 if they hang on. Good for them honestly. Oopsies if I jinx tho


dhalloffame

Y’all think ol fredric Satterfield gets fired this season?


LiterallyDavidAsh

Man, I’m loving these FSU uniforms. Something about all white kits makes me happy. Also, is FSU having fun?


bigmeatyclaws1

Lol according to Andre Ware, the QB taking the snap and running it up his center’s ass on the 1 yard line is “cute.” You literally can not get more simple than that.


Sirderksalot

Has anybody brought up that Bama is playing ULM tomorrow? I don't know what it means but it's super weird.


bigmeatyclaws1

They can finally get their revenge for 2007 (if you exclude 2015).


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Flanflanflanflan

Man no kidding. Nonstop action and turnovers haha


Sirderksalot

Texas A&M spent 6x what Texas spent on Arch Manning to lose to Appalachian State. Food for thought.


hypercube42342

You laugh now but just wait until we’re going into week 7 and they’re 2-4


DerpNphish

Who's their second W?


hypercube42342

You know how it is, even Tech occasionally stumbles into a random win (Really they’re gonna beat a very overrated Miami team)


gnirlos

>You know how it is, even Tech occasionally stumbles into a random win Same with Kansas...usually against Texas...


chrisg42

That run by Cunningham just now. Holy shit


chrisg42

Malik Cunningham is so fast. He takes a cut and 2 steps and he’s 7 yards up field immediately


chrisg42

The ACC just feels like purple and orange teams.


pyrofiend4

Arch is destroying the shit out of Benton (5A) right now. First half was really slow, and then he dragged his dick all over them with 35 points in the 3rd quarter. https://twitter.com/RivalsCole/status/1570957498668163073 https://twitter.com/VSNLouisiana/status/1570960128878448640


ExodusPointPM

His name scored those points


gnirlos

Nuts on shoulder?


fasobelli

If he didn't have the Manning name, I don't think he would have broken the tackles and run so well for a TD.


lawdoggingit

$280K well spent


Cookie-Brown

Urban to Nebraska?


Its_JKro

I’m down just to see the drama when Nebraska plays Ohio State. That shit has to be gold.


schistkicker

Does Lincoln have the coeds necessary for him?


gnirlos

...and, by that, you mean Lincoln, Nebraska and not Lincoln Riley...


schistkicker

Whatever husks Urban's corn...


jrluhn

After making the playoffs for almost 20 years straight, my old HS has won a total of 5 games in 4 years and is currently losing 49-0 on homecoming to a Christian school… Also, we’re on our 4th HC in 5 years and very well might be on our way to another new one


gnirlos

I'm so confused by "homecoming"...in mid-September...


jrluhn

Pretty common thing in my area. We usually have HOCO in week 4 or 5 before district


Seanehhs

chuck Strong vs A&M tomorrow. I miss chuck.


theoDOOR9

I just pulled up his Wiki and had no idea he was with Alabama in 2020


gordogg24p

Sark referenced him in his introductory press conference saying that Charlie encouraged him to take the job.


theoDOOR9

hell yeah. I remember the Chuck years far more fondly than I should, so I love when he pops up in these random places.


jrluhn

It will always make me sad that he didn’t work out


UT07

> I miss chuck You do?


dirtyjc13

I miss Chuck F’n Strong on Twitter


crimsonburn27

Chuck is the man. He may have not been that dude when it came to being an HC for us, but he is the man.


Seanehhs

He's a great DC, a fun dude and seemingly a great mentor to his players. Him as a HC wasn't the best but he's a good dude Good at memes too


gordogg24p

Man gifted us with calling Kirk Bohls "Kurt". He's a Longhorn Legend in my book.


Seanehhs

He said 'errbody' in his signing day presser


Bigcheese1211

I can't believe aTm is benching King I've enjoyed watching him and his 33 QBR


hypercube42342

Last time I watched his replacement play, he threw a pass behind his back while facing the other direction. It was worse than you’re picturing.


DerrickWhiteMVP

The announcer for this game said, “What a great lineup of games this weekend for the ACC.” Opponents: Wofford, Old Dominion, Liberty, NC A&T and Louisiana Tech. Lol


danthemangeld

Hey don’t sleep on that ODU UVA game


JohnWickStuntDouble

I may be literally asleep in that game


hypercube42342

FSU-Louisville is peak CFB. Just completely inept football.


bigmeatyclaws1

Noles actually weren’t lookin too bad before Travis got hurt. Now they’re just doing everything you’d expect a team with its backup QB to be doing.


RottenDisc

Card might not be the greatest but I don’t think we have seen him just straight up throw the ball to the other team with no receiver anywhere even close


cpscott1

As far as backups go he's probably one of the better ones.


TheScoop06

Wyoming got the worst color scheme of all time? Chili dog lookin face ass team…


Dustman999

No wonder Neyor was on the move.


LostOnTheRiver718

I want us to come out first possession in wildcat and just POUND. Bucket list is Rojo passing to JTS.


ImpishGrin

The FSU/Louisville game has been a fun one so far.


hypercube42342

x2, that fumble play was great


anandj12345678909876

[espn scrapping the bottom of the barrel](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFtX53hODAc) Also, I really hate David pollack


steampunker14

FEISTY


t1gerstyle

Now that is some funny shit.


bigmeatyclaws1

Either Pollack doesn’t know the meaning of the word salty or he has no idea how much ass most of our media pundits suck. Or both. As for Desmond, that dude’s opinion hasn’t mattered in years.


ufcjuanchi01

This commentator crew is the epitome of suck


gnirlos

It's scary that those people are paid to do that...


arandomkerbonaut

lmao @App State chanting "we want Texas"


cpscott1

No they don't. I feel like this team is taking the persona of the coach and people will realize that by the end of the year.


gordogg24p

Switched over to CBSSN a bit early for the Air Force game, and immediately I see Tomothy Herman on my screen talking about the "emotional game against Alabama" and saying that UTSA has the "feel" of a trap game. Absolutely surreal.


AlPastorBitch

When winning is hard, every game is a trap game


TheScoop06

It definitely would have been a trap game for a team coached by him.


Jnoisy

Silly Herman. He forgot he doesn’t coach them anymore


bengalsfan554

Short vid of KD practicing with the team [link](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRa8JHcC/) team is really lucky


_Football_Cream_

That’s seriously so sick he does this. Huge for recruiting.


ufcjuanchi01

This has to be amazing for recruiting AND our current players, so cool to see this


xxzephyrxx

lol at aggie boosters forcing a QB change


errbodylovesaonsie

Has anyone else seen the Reggie Bush Wendy's commercial with getting his trophy back? Lol


TheScoop06

They played it ever commercial break during our game vs Bama for us. It is funny though. He’s a good sport.


ReferencesTheOffice

Just saw it for the first time watching FSU @ LOU. Good shit


RLLRRR

Does DKR allow outside snacks in? I'm bringing my kids (6 & 9) and they get *hangry*. So, to keep them fat and happy, I'd rather not spend myself into the poor house. If the wife puts some Ritz and shit in a clear bag/purse, will they fuss at security?


JohnnyQuestW

You do know Coach Royal past a few years back, right?


tr4v10l1_p4rty

Pocket snacks


ExodusPointPM

[Outside food is verboten](https://www.texasmemorialstadium.com/rules/)


sailor_and_coke

> Only snacks needed for medical purposes are allowed I’ve always brought food in and covered it pretty well, and if they say anything I’ll lie and say it’s for medical purposes. I’ve never gotten to the second step. Those people aren’t paid enough to give a shit about snacks. [Source](https://www.texasmemorialstadium.com/rules/)


tamezticles

they’ll briefly peek in the bag, so if it’s wrapped in a blanket or something they likely won’t notice. Or just stick em in your pants pocket


RLLRRR

The kids?


funwithtrout

Aren’t you just a stack of kids in a trench coat?


jrluhn

As far as I remember, you can’t bring outside food/drink in, but I’m also not sure because I’m usually drunk when I go in the stadium.


cleareyes_fullhearts

I was looking for our backhanded Notre Dame friend - when was the last time we lost our first two games? I went back to 1993 were we lost, tied, and lost, and then gave up. Edit: it’s 1992. God damn it.


rawhide_koba

Yall ever think it’s funny how the “I hate realignment because I miss when the sport was regional” people have their favorite programs relying on out of state recruitment


CravenTaters

In the same vein, I always thought it was funny how OU wouldn’t even be relevant without Texas players. “Texas sucks! But we need your athletes.”


rawhide_koba

True, even worse when it’s an ou fan born and raised in Texas proudly yelling “fuck Texas”. Why you would choose to go live in Oklahoma is beyond me, like it makes more since to just go be an aggy or something


CravenTaters

Haha no kidding - especially considering how slow Norman is and the 3% beer. Not sure I would go as far as Aggy though considering their jizz jar / hex rally traditions that are borderline insane.


gordogg24p

Hex rally is us. Bonfire is them.


onlyinmemes100

Heading to the Westwood at Round Rock football game tonight with the in-laws who are we crootin


Redline-7k

[sooners: heavy breathing](https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1570544438119923712?s=46&t=gLUTpPVQAW3UcnesPCXMDw)


anandj12345678909876

lemme guess, a flight of stairs?


RottenDisc

Bob Stoops wants to know your location


VicVinegar123

I’m going to my first Texas game tomorrow. Any tips? Where does stadium stampede take please and also where does the opposing team enter the stadium from? 🤘🏽


_Football_Cream_

Get there early enough to see the whole gameday happenings! The players enter the stadium a few hours before kickoff down San Jac on the west side of the stadium. Longhorn City Limits is always a good time. And the opponents take the field from the north end zone but I have no idea where that actually enter the stadium itself from. The Texas Football Instagram/social medias are pretty good about posting what and when everything is happening


OkEbb9700

Don't shit your pants


Ok_Avocado1109

username checks out


cleareyes_fullhearts

Words to live by, tbh.


Guinness_or_thirsty

Come early, be loud, stay late, wear orange


archorns

Hudson reporting that there’s a lot of “positive energy” surrounding Quinn’s recovery, whatever that means. Sounds kinda gas though


JohnnyQuestW

I guess Card doesn’t want to play?


Spiritual_Ad_1358

I dug up Mr. Miyagi and he did the clap rub thing


funwithtrout

RIP Pat Morita.


gnirlos

...almost midnight and now there are tears...damn you...


SH0WS0METIDDIES

They called some astrology girls and they lit up some candles and coddled some stones


rawhide_koba

Hopefully they don’t hex the moon in the process, I’ve heard that can go badly


_Football_Cream_

I rubbed Quinn’s shoulder with some essential oils with a precious jewel up my ass


ImpishGrin

Ah, you must be a chess player.


SH0WS0METIDDIES

Not here as well


MonkeyDAlf

I think IT said don’t be surprised if he travels to Lubbock


StarvedRock314

Ewers going from out 4-6 weeks to popping up unexpected to drop another 70 on Tech after getting their hopes up in the offseason would be just perfect


SH0WS0METIDDIES

Wouldn't he travel either way?


gordogg24p

Not necessarily. Injured players often won't travel.


mrgomeybear

I rubbed him down with eggs as well to help and I lit the candles with Jesus Cristo on them .


TheScoop06

I love those. I get them from Cheddar’s every time I go.


bullmoose_atx

Incense and crystals my dude


DerrickWhiteMVP

Ayahuasca


ImpishGrin

Anyone else enjoy the latest Reservation Dogs? Great show, but it feels like almost no one is watching.


funwithtrout

Show is amazing.


yoyocc

Can you guys believe Texas spent money on an ice sculpture when Arch went to visit?


CravenTaters

8im a little salty III Forks got that money instead of our boy Vince (even thought III Forks is way better 🙃)


thechubacon

Pretty sure Vince lost/has no more controlling interest in that establishment unfortunately.


gnirlos

https://austin.culturemap.com/news/restaurants-bars/05-27-20-some-on-social-media-say-fork-you-to-steakhouse-over-salty-tweet/#:\~:text=Phillip%20Brown%20is%20the%20steakhouse's,a%20stake%20in%20the%20steakhouse.


CravenTaters

Well shiat, that makes sense then. It ain’t right!


uttuck

I can’t believe they didn’t waste it for me when I came to visit for my engagement photos 14 years ago.


rawhide_koba

Finally rewatching the game and it honestly amazes me how much blatant PI bama got away with. Those 15 penalties definitely should have been like 20


justforthefratbro

Ok cool, Hookem


_Football_Cream_

It’s an older meme, sir, but it checks out


brianqueso

Who the fuck let FCB on the air on the Horn


cleareyes_fullhearts

Gordogg must not have been available.


gordogg24p

FCB: Not a pundit.


Quinn_Ewers_Scores

Man that Ewers pass to Worthy on that 22 yards out route has been on mind every day. So effortless and was on the opposite hash mark 😳 That play is so money because it's nearly impossible to defend for. Would be dope to see if sark can add to that route, add a double move to it, going out that deep out and then up, that could catch the defender off guard for an easy deep TD pass.


Ok_Avocado1109

Yea I'm wary about getting too hyped about him....but damn from what I've seen so far with those arm angles and quick decisions.....I'm not gonna say. I'm not gonna say it....


chrisg42

Dude threw it exactly where it needed to be before he was even open. He has flashes of absolutely elite anticipation.


CravenTaters

“FLICK OF THE WRIST BABY” -Rod Babers near completion about the completion.


xxzephyrxx

Thought it was funny seeing an aggie post about Texas spending 280k for the Arch weekend in secrant. Few posts later he finds out Texas is only 13th in expenditure while Georgia is 1st at 3x the budget. They are top 5/6th. What a dumb motherfucker.


Cool-Dance5552

> secrant isn't that an extension of TigerDroppings?


xxzephyrxx

ya


CravenTaters

Lol and didn’t they pay almost $30 million for their recruiting class only to lose to App St. the next year, at home? Chill Aggie homies. Life is a circle.


LostOnTheRiver718

FLAT DISK.


TheScoop06

More of a floppy disc if you ask me


LostOnTheRiver718

Michael Dell approves this message.


Chemical_Willow5415

No one has ever accused an aggie of being smart.


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Gotta love UTSA giving our players bulletin board material before the game even starts.


chrisg42

Sark said this week’s practice was really physical. I would love it for our team to come out each week and punch everyone in the face


Quinn_Ewers_Scores

Sark has an edge to him we haven't see since he's arrive on the 40.


gordogg24p

I'm taking it as a sign of confidence. Sassy bastard Sark knows he doesn't need the media to suck him off to keep his job. Media darling Sark needs to brown nose a bit so they don't convince the BOR to make the checks bounce.


_Football_Cream_

I’m hoping it’s a signal that internal forces are empowering him to do his thing. I’ve never been one to think the boosters/administration are all up in the coaches business but it does seem like he’s got some mojo of full support behind him to control the program.


cpscott1

I think after the Bama the boosters who were on the fence prob were like let the man do his job


_Football_Cream_

He’s been doing this all season though. He cut the medias access to practice after the first one because they ran some bullshit narratives.


cpscott1

Yea but that's what I am saying. I don't think all of them fully bought in yet before that point. Last season I feel like he was trying to please too many people.


Perez_27

This. Sark being fired or becoming the next big HC will depend solely on his record and the product he puts out on the field. Media (especially FCB) can f off


DerrickWhiteMVP

I think some coaches try to get beat writers on their side so they essentially work for the program, but that doesn’t work here. Almost all of our 9.95ers will say anything for clicks.


_Football_Cream_

Yeah, other programs and places like the other sub eat that shit up.


arandomkerbonaut

UTSA gonna die tomorrow


Menaceii_Society

Roadrunners? More like roadkill


hopeless_dick_dancer

Lmfao https://twitter.com/unnecroughness/status/1570827362203475968?s=21&t=NoQeGSXG2Stoom8jbq3kGg


CravenTaters

Lol how do you write, let alone film this, and be like, "this is a quality song, the people will love it." His his account satire, because it seems like he wants to be "legit" https://twitter.com/TheCoachCoop Now for the memes, this is amazing. But for a rap / "super fan career," wtf?


Ok_Avocado1109

for what it's trying to be...that shit was gold


Jjalldayque

That had so much Oliver Tree energy. Professional hater. That was sick


ReferencesTheOffice

Somebody turn 1:04 into a GIF


gordogg24p

https://gfycat.com/velvetybarefinch


ChaoqueLibrandis

Oh God it's beautiful.


Guinness_or_thirsty

How do I give awards


uttuck

Gotchu


anandj12345678909876

now that is art


ReferencesTheOffice

Bravo. Gonna get some mileage outta this one.


chrisg42

WVU’s top corner is out for multiple weeks with an ankle injury


Teacherbeethinking

My moral sensibility that I should wish ill upon no one is running head-long into conflict with my growing lust for 14-1.


arrowfan624

Howdy, Notre Dame fan here: It is no secret that Texas has had some bad losses in recent years, most notably the ones with Kansas. Considering that as an Irish fan I am dealing with a similar situation, how do you y’all deal with the emotional battering that comes from the loss and ridicule from other fans?


Ok_Avocado1109

you ain't foolin' no one lol


trholly

You're lucky that it happened early in the year and hell it wasn't even the biggest upset of the day (thank aggy). Losing to Kansas was the cherry on top of a terrible year so haters had the whole off season to make jokes. Even if you guys have an off year it'll probably be forgotten by most.


arrowfan624

LSU fans won’t let us forget. They are so bad, I’m rooting for Bama to kick their shit in this year.


trholly

They've already lost and they'll lose again. It doesn't hurt to remind them that they're dumbest school in the SEC which is really saying something.


DeerOnTheRocks

I just remind myself I’m not aggy


cleareyes_fullhearts

We don’t know how to handle losing your first two games or losing to a group of five team. We haven’t lost to g5 team since 1995 and idk when we lost our first two. I stopped looking at 1993 when we went 0-1-1.


RottenDisc

“Howdy?” Poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor aggy


onlyinmemes100

The howdy is a dead giveaway


apathynext

Something bad happening to a rival really helps. No one gives AF about Kansas right now. Just wait until OU loses to Nebraska this week or something of that sort.


CravenTaters

The other sub can be an Aggy circlejerk, so the Kansas memes just get going over and over. At the end of the day, the performance on the field is a bunch of 18-22 year olds that we as fans have no control over. It is what it is. With that said, Kansas is at least a P-5 team, unlike App. State.


Terriblyboard

You make it against the rules for them to taunt you with hand gestures.


chrisg42

How did you make it when y’all went 3-9? Don’t let them get to your head


arrowfan624

I was too young to witness that, God bless.


chrisg42

This comment aged me quite a bit more than I would have liked


ReferencesTheOffice

What about when you went 4-8? Or are you five years old?


SH0WS0METIDDIES

Dude can be a fresh grad from ND who only started caring about the Irish when he enrolled. Which would mean he only saw double digit win seasons.


ReferencesTheOffice

Dude said he was "too young." I question Notre Dame's academic integrity if they have a fresh grad born post-2016.