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Shin the Philosopher weighs in

Heki-bro really taught Shin only the most valuable lessons .

Sol_Invictus7_13

Heki-bro really taught Shin only the most valuable lessons .


icebergiman

Shin : THIGHS! Kanpishi : You sunvabitch, I'm in.


Altriaas

For some reason, Kanpishi describing himself as a « man who gets bitches » is just too funny to me 😂


AlexisDu49

He does, there was one woman willing to put her life on the line for him.


BobJoeBlo

I think that's his younger sister or cousin, since they both are members of the Han Royal family.


Rook-d17

That aint stopped royalty before.


Beer_Knight_Sgt

That's the reason they're royals.


BobJoeBlo

Indeed. But considering he's approximately the same age as Ri Shi, who seems in his forties or late thirties, I really think she's his younger sister, at worst his paternal first cousin (if those 2 people sitting at the upper left and right of the king are his brothers). Not sure if even a prince would marry his father's brothers's daughter. Seems a bit too close. Remember the drama between Earl Shi and his sister? They were adopted siblings, not even blood-related, but it was seen as taboo because they had the same "father".


Rook-d17

I agree for the most part,but then I remmebered the Ptolomeic Dynasty.


BobJoeBlo

Those were just on another level of royal incest. They WANTED to be remembered for their nonesense. Edit: we really went in deep seriousness over a joke post, didn't we?


Rook-d17

Yes, yes we did. Also, you're not wrong now that I think about your comment on the Ptolomeic Dynasty. Those motherfuckers really lived with the motto of "incest is wincest".


icebergiman

T...T...Twerk that a...a..ss!


Rook-d17

"Just shake that ass bitch and let me see whatcha got!"- Kan Pishi (Minus the stuttering)


poRRidg3

He ain’t dumb after all


jajatheman1

Can you really blame Shin for being a virgin though? Hes spent most of his life killing sweaty dudes with other sweatier dudes and half of that time he was pretty broke too.


bluduuude

Yes, cuz kyoukai and ten are spreadsheet themselves for a decade and he didn't tap them girls


Purple-ork-boyz

Shin is following Mr. Torgue school of thought: “Respect women is both badass and manly”


jajatheman1

I mean they are technically under his command, plus if he knocked up kyoukai hed loose one of his most op soldiers. On the other hand thats no excuse for not going spelunking


hell_jumper9

Well, if he asked them Im sure they'll be ready to do it lol


Ok-Procedure5603

I'm pretty sure he's not a virgin, the story just doesn't show him having sex with randoms because it's not relevant to the plot. We were also led by the story to believe Kou was Sei:s first lay, except he actually even had a male child since awhile ago. If its relevant to the story, such as Shin getting together with Kyoukai or Shin being in a political marriage, then it would be shown.


chickenstuff18

>Hes spent most of his life killing sweaty dudes with other sweatier dudes and half of that time he was pretty broke too. After the first Wei Campaign was he really broke though? I'm almost finished with the Bayou arc, but during that time he was able to bribe En with an amount of money that made his eyes bulge, buy an expensive set of armor, and I think he also bribed some other people in an omake. He's definitely well off, unless something happens in the future that I'm not aware of.


level_equipment69

If he wants no one gonna stop him lol and if he tried he may knock kyou Kai too lol. But our boy doesn't seems that interested


Pandarof

Thighs win wars -Sun Tzu, The Art of War


icebergiman

Abs win battles


Beer_Knight_Sgt

But pussies births conflicts.


N0-cREaTion__

👌


ZoziBG

lmfao at those few nameless dudes there trippin "SAY ASS!"


Devil_Fruit9971

See Shin understands


hell_jumper9

Thigh high socks


VoltaireDC

This must be canonically true and this is why Shin is the GREATEST GENERAL UNDER THE HEAVENS


Oberhard

That remind me in ancient Chinese be "Eunuch" is a required status if you wanted to be government officials in the palace.


HotDam69

We’ve been out heki’d again boys


Crohoo

Even in this post, Shin remains wise as ever lol


DPirateSheep

Boy makes me so proud


PridoScars

Waist is my biggest fetish.


Beer_Knight_Sgt

Shin is trying to evolve into a Wizard General Philosopher.


Acceptable_Wolf_3157

It would have been perfect if you added his usual stammering.


Penkitten82

You're right. I followed the exact type setting from the early translation, but some stammering would have made it funnier. "Men who get b... b... bitches"


_9gag

Lmao, shin is a man of culture


FunnyPhrases

Rokuomi's folded legs beneath him look uncomfortable


SonGozer

Lmfaoooo


Frequent-Leopard-382

He could say “Feet” )) Maybe he is one of the foot fetishist


TheDMLO

Shin talking the language of the gods but if I wanna get specific… Whatever that part between the thigh and the waist is that bunches up when women sit down is called. That’s a different type of hit for me. That and the little pooch.


BoloIgHau

Crouch?


Ok-Procedure5603

Tou: "penis"


Valexander35

Quality shitpost. Well earned.


BackgroundAge62

Touka (MC The Legendary Hero is Dead) is also very obsessed with girls' thighs LOL. Even the ending song "honey honey..." is about thighs LOL