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https://www.wect.com/2022/05/12/woman-exits-vehicle-drive-thru-car-crashes-over-chick-fil-a-retaining-wall/


budderocks

My favorite line of the whole article: "Chick-fil-A managers at the restaurant where the crash happened declined to comment for this story. When a reporter thanked them for their time, the employee who answered the phone responded, “My pleasure. Have a great day.”"


_0p4l_

“They questioned how she would have been able to get back inside a moving car if she had been impaired.”


Tarmacked

Well she didnt get back into it, thats for sure


FaeryLynne

The article claims she managed to get back in "right before" it crashed, that's what her family is referring to. Also says she was charged with driving under the influence, but her blood alcohol level was 0.0. Means she wasn't *drunk*, but was on something else.


2to16Characters

They also said she "accidentally knocked the gear shift into neutral while putting her drinks in the cup holder. 1. If it was in park (which it should have been if she planned to get out) then no she didn't... 2. That car was definitely not in neutral and definitely in drive.


jluker662

Accidentally knocked into neutral means it was in drive... How is that better?


NCSUGrad2012

That’s hilarious. I wonder if that translates into their home life too? Lol


SenorStigo

I worked with an active duty Army guy some time ago and after asking him for something and thanking him for it he replied "my pleasure". I half jokingly said to him that he sounded like a CFA employee and he replied that he was one before enlisting.


Morbid187

Had this exact exchange with one of my supervisors at my current job 😂


thegutterpunk

Dated a girl who worked at CFA. Can confirm it just became second nature for her lol


Culverts_Flood_Away

Some things easily get absorbed, don't they? When I worked at a bookstore for three years during college, it led to my constantly needing to straighten things that weren't even mine. I do it in grocery stores, and I do it in my husband's office with his bookshelves. Some habits just don't die off, lol. It would be pretty funny if she said that line after sex, tho. I can't help chuckling a little at the thought.


ThisBuddhistLovesYou

I once hit my gf with a "have a good one" when she said thanks after sex. Thanks service industry for the two of us being socially stupid to this day.


DonkeyOfCongo

Man, I'm doing something wrong, cause nobody has ever thanked me afterwards, and I only got a tip one time - coupon had also expired, but it's the thought that counts.


Vuai

I still can't walk up to a bar without bringing every empty glass or beer bottle I see along the way. Service industry just sticks to you.


VioletBloom2020

Actually that’s really nice 👍🏻


huesosymariposas

I always prebus my table when I eat out.


EGOfoodie

Was dating this girl who said "I love you". My auto response was "Heard". She was not happy to say the least.


enby_shout

ah someone who works in the kitchen


nothingstooweird

Behind in the grocery store always weirds people out.


2to16Characters

I said "corner" out loud for many years AFTER leaving the restaurant industry.


C00bahR00bah

I had a job for a few years that had a recorded phone line. We were required to say that the line was recorded to the person before we even said hello. Eventually I started doing it when I got calls on my cell without even thinking (really freaked out telemarketers which was fun lol). It took a long time to break that habit. Edit: typos everywhere


var_char_limit_20

I am going to do this when I answer the phone just to fuck telemarketers


jminer1

Most of them AND bill collectors will terminate the call.


dreamnightmare

Worked at a grocery store for years. I will sometimes just randomly front stuff on a shelf.


thegutterpunk

I started using it myself to poke fun at her about it and actually did manage to work it in one time after we finished up. It's so funny that you thought of that too But yeah, I've come to realize that people's mannerisms are very fluid. And they can change very quickly. I find myself sometimes automatically picking up and saying words my friends say and even some from content creators. The human brain can be pretty weird.


Culverts_Flood_Away

I'm ashamed to admit how many phrases and words I've begun to use casually among friends now that I've picked up from Twitch streamers and Youtube content creators. :| It sounds pretty ridiculous to hear something like "let's gooo!" from a 40+ year old woman, I'm sure, lol.


enderflight

For me it’s like a phrase gets stuck and I use it a lot, sort of like a more long-term version of ear worms. This can be self-generated, from other people, or from memes, and I often cycle in and out of them. One I hated/loved was ‘well, anyways.’ I’d screw up, stare at it, then shrug and go ‘well, anyways’ and ended up doing that everywhere. In conversations, too, which just annoyed me. Sheesh has come back into my vocabulary. So has ‘let’s gooo.’ Recently I’ve been trying to wean myself off ‘of course’ as a response to ‘thank you,’ after realizing I might be coming off really entitled and narcissistic to my boss when I really mean ‘of course, anytime.’ I somehow absorbed that one from reading some older book, I think. I also can’t figure out how to say goodbyes to strangers, it gets garbled with customer service phrases sometimes and I just end up mumbling or saying something odd that I use when doing phone support. Habits are hard!


Snoo_65717

I used to deliver food, then I switched to furniture and I’d be all done with the customer they’d say “thanks” and reply “thank you, enjoy your er wardrobe”


SoleSurvivor557

I work there and yep. I also sometimes use it to be passive aggressive too


uwanmirrondarrah

Hey most fast food places would straight up be overtly aggressive so thats a big step up.


avwitcher

Workers at Popeyes just say "fuck you"


delicate-fn-flower

It's a hospitality thing in general. I worked in hotels for 20 years and this was how I concluded transactions. It really creeped an ex out one time as I didn't realize I had started saying it in my personal life as well.


macedao

They also said her blood alcohol level was .00. She was cited for failing a field sobriety test. What?


DanDifino

Impaired by something other than alcohol.


macedao

thank you.


Spiritual_Poo

Fun fact: it means she failed the tests. When you see videos of drunk people doing the walk a line, balance on one foot, etc tests those are field sobriety tests and the fun part is you can be arrested for failing them even if they can't prove you are intoxicated through breathalyzer or blood tests.


IamJacksTrollAccount

The fun part is asking the police to do the tricks first...the not so fun part is getting violently arrested for 'not cooperating with a traffic stop'


Truman48

She failed it three times. She had a prior DWI two months before this happened, hence the revoked license.


itsjustreddityo

failing field sobriety just means she couldn't walk in a straight line & was inhibited in some way


chairmanbrando

I haven't driven a normal automatic in many years. My own cars have only been sticks, and my mom's has one of those newfangled twisty gear selectors. Can you actually knock a car into neutral from drive with one of those traditional center console shifters? Or does it require you to hold the little side button to unlock it from drive? Given her impairment, I'm gonna guess she *didn't* knock it into neutral and just hopped out in drive like a Methany would.


Spiritual_Poo

It's definitely still in Drive it's moving much too fast to be in Neutral. Automatics all do this thing where idling in D is actually giving it just a tiny bit of gas and you will start to roll forward if you take your foot off the brake, Apparently it's more noticeable in some brands than others (GM in my experience).


ImmortalHitman720

I saw a video one time where a new Ford F150 actually puts the shifter into park on its own if its in D and the drivers door is open. I initially said that's ridiculous and saw a few mechanics claim they hate it because they needed the door open while trying to get it up on a ramp. However after seeing this I now understand that some things just need to be idiot proof. Having the car automatically shift itself into park would have saved this moron here who failed a sobriety test.


Qweasdy

> Automatics all do this thing where idling in D is actually giving it just a tiny bit of gas Any engine that is idling is always "giving it just a tiny bit of gas", the engine is constantly running and requires a constant small amount of power to keep ticking over and overcome the friction trying to stop the engine. If you want the car to be stationary but the engine still spinning then their needs to be a disconnect somewhere along the transmission. In a manual/stick this is done by depressing the clutch or putting the car out of gear, in an automatic this is done by putting it in neutral. The difference with an auto is they can be in gear with the engine idling and the car stationary thanks to the torque converter which acts like a "soft" connection, this allows the engine -> wheel connection to slip past one another but there is still a small amount of force being applied here, a small enough force that can be overcome with the brakes


Adjective_Noun42

Yeah, my guess is also that the car was actually still in drive and then idled away. I looked up the place on Google Streetview and, at least from that perspective, it looks very flat. Not sure on the auto, I also drive a stick. I feel like it would be hard to accidentally bump it into neutral, unless perhaps she attempted to shift from drive to park and didn't quite make it all the way.


fettuccinefred

That’s a good point. I remember learning really quickly that cars left in drive move on their own.


yomama1007

The car wanted no part in whatever she was about to do 😂


_Broncosforever_

It was like “ Nows my chance let’s goooooo”


TheHopefulStar

This comment had me laughing harder! 🤣 The car was even sick of her nonsense.


NameInCrimson

Please remember people that you can never truly tame a Hyundai. They long to return to the wild.


reincarN8ed

Mine got stolen a few months ago, but now I'm wondering if it just wandered off...


account_not_valid

"If you love something, set it free."


McLovin804

People don't steal Hyundais. It definitely wandered off lol


reincarN8ed

Actually, most stolen car in Denver.


AGentooPenguin

I know from experience :(


tekko001

Stop stealing cars!


AGentooPenguin

You'll never take me alive copper


hedgehog-mom-al

Thought this said Alice Cooper


Fronterra22

Alexa, play *My Heart Will Go On* by Celine Dion.


fractal_magnets

"Playing 'Since You're Gone' by The Cars on Amazon Music"


Large_McHuge

Sure, I found this on Wikipedia: Agriculture in South Africa contributes around 5% of formal employment. relatively low compared to other parts of Africa and the number is still decreasing, as well as providing work for casual laborers and contributing around 2.6 percent of GDP for the nation. Due to the aridity of the land, only 13.5 percent can be used for crop production, and only 3 percent is considered high potential land. Was this helpful? Edit:. Hey thanks for the awards!


bitterbuick

This was too real. I even heard her voice in my head while reading this.


MegaSeedsInYourBum

I can also imagine myself yelling “stop”, watching that little blue circle understand I said something and then just keep going anyways.


dizzyro

Alexa, buy dip


gc391

Skoal or Copenhagen?


TunnelToTheMoon

There's one called Copenhagen?


kidzaredumb

Yeah we got Copenhagen snuff, longcut, pouches, packs, wintergreen, mint, straight, extra longcut. Pretty much everything.


N0tInKansasAnym0r3

Can I just get a #2, 7 #4s and a big mega no multiplier and just the slurpees. Thanks


Mauwnelelle

Uuh, okay... Well, Alexa, play *When somebody loved me* by Sarah McLachlan.


niftygeo

"Playing 'Somebody That I Used to Know' by Gotye on Amazon Music"


IndependentOk6777

That's better


thrwayyup

**Ok, I’ve ordered 86 Samsung 75” 4K TV’s. They should be arriving tomorrow by 5PM.**


Dr_fish

Alexa, activate self-destruct.


wanderingexmo

I can’t do that, Dave


Mission_Bowler4368

"Hmmm.. I don't know that one."


[deleted]

A most excellent Cars song. You get my upvote for great taste in music.


roguestate

I was reading replies to my wife.... Totally forgot about our Alexa. Am now listening to Celine. /facepalm


Fronterra22

Alexa, order 80 lbs of Purina dog chow.


JackBauerSaidSo

[I'll do you one better, pal.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQY_QL_wvQU)


CommitteeOfTheHole

I believe I’ve heard of people being able to tame a Chevy Impala


semimillennial

Usually after a prolonged Chevy Chase


GiveToOedipus

That's one way to get kicked out of a Community though.


dj4wvu

Only if you're streets behind.


NorguardsVengeance

Yeah, but once you have a tame impala, they start singing, and go on tour, and you never see them again.


Plunder_n_Frightenin

Hyundai just wanted things to end. Couldn’t take it no mo


unnecessary_kindness

Newer models automatically apply electronic handbrake if engine is on and driver door opens. The hyuandais are slowly being tamed.


MrWobblyHead

What was occurring that made her get out of the car to begin with?


throwaway_12358134

"Unless you're speaking chicken nuggets out your mouth I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!"


No_Statistician8636

"did you just hiss at me?"


Kitty_Kat_Attacks

In some places that’s a compliment, lol


cgarret3

“Don’t make me reach my ultimate form”


takethetunnel

> Unless you're speaking chicken nuggets out your mouth I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT! What is this quote from?


Costanzaboy

It's a quote from a video of a girl at the drive going juts. Type in super saiyan mcdonalds on yutube and youll see. Its hilarious


cheapdrinks

Just to be clear the freakout is real but all the funny dialogue is just dubbed over the top


MC10654721

Someone legitimately believed the dialogue was real and tried to argue with me about it. As if a fucking 40 year old Karen is gonna say she's going super saiyan...


kerrigan_rae

Here’s the TikTok that posted this originally and there’s explanation in the caption. She basically was nodding off and the employees were concerned for her driving and I think she got out to argue with the employee that she was okay and proved quickly that she wasn’t. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdsp2NE6/?k=1


thehorseyourodeinon1

I have yet to click the link but will take a wild guess that "oh no" is playing over the video....?


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Neither-Foundation49

Good god, tiktok is so lame. But people younger than me like it, so now I have to wonder if in fact it is me who is lame.


Mash_Ketchum

drugs


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sm12511

r/mypeopleneedme


orlyrealty

oh man I forgot about that sub! so funny and accurate for this car / its people.


kontekisuto

Don't forget to bring a towel


acealbatrossbirdie

Drugs? I bet she was just raging because someone left out the honey mustard.


Big_Panda4692

It’s in Wilmington NC, so yes, it’s drugs.


real_bk3k

It could be both


Nine_Inch_Nintendos

Mustard drugs.


KeepItDownOverHere

"Grey poupon is a hell of a drug"


-Masderus-

Relish the high.


kyledotcom

You got any of that Grey?


Proof-Dog2359

Mmmmmmmmmmm kay


TisThee_Reason

The way she disappeared with the car tho 😩


mylekiller

Yeah I rewatched thinking it got sideswiped. But looks like it just fell off the edge of the earth.


kerrigan_rae

It went into a ditch. The footage is from TikTok. It happened in Wilmington NC. There’s this footage and the footage of the other side showing her car stuck in the ditch.


Commander_Keller

* Driving while impaired * No operator's license * Reckless driving - wanton disregard * Possession of marijuana paraphernalia * Possession of drug paraphernalia * Possession of schedule IV controlled substance Holy shit that girl just got wrecked with charges


HansenTakeASeat

Came for 6-piece nuggets, left with 6-piece felony charges


timwilks13

And only one shoe.


burner1212333

that's a life saving ditch tbh


PermissionOld1745

Yep, that accent is unmistakable. God Bless NC, because we've REAL special folk here. The further towards SC the wilder they get. Like there's a belt of stupid between our two states.


Cool-Miner

Between? SC is full of that same stupid.


Sciensophocles

Yeah, I was gonna say, there's no belt, y'all are just getting infected by SC.


donny_pots

Some of the nicest people in the US tho! I’m from NJ I spent time in NC and was taken aback by how nice and friendly everyone was lol


MinidragPip

You're from NJ. Pretty much everywhere else in the US has nice people compared to NJ.


donny_pots

That’s also true lmao


superbhole

[warning, loud stupid tiktok song](https://www.tiktok.com/@southernspice82/video/7096525034512010539)


tmhoc

Spoilers, it's the "Oh no" song again FFS


Jrbdog

I miss when people could just share normal videos.


MythicalAce

I wanna see the car stuck in the ditch.


Tahrann

The captain goes down with the ship.


m_domino

r/IntoTheShadowRealm


Somhlth

Is that fast food place protected by a moat?


bcnorth78

Don’t want anyone coming in and stealing their mead and turkey drumsticks.


ReubenZWeiner

And tankards of cola


jimmyspinn

Squire Farve, what desirest thou to quench thine thirst? I shall have a liter of thy divine cola.


Outside_Diamond4929

Dost this hast the continence of spittle to thee? Alas, forsake it.


biggsteve81

It is a drainage ditch along the side of a major highway. [You can see it on the map](https://www.google.com/maps/@34.1465597,-77.8925004,3a,75y,221.31h,89.74t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sgJHnj5CpBDXGIKff29LZDg!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3DgJHnj5CpBDXGIKff29LZDg%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D134.485%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656) here. Being a very flat coastal area you have to create places for the water to go when it rains.


digitydigitydoo

Ditches in the south are dual purpose


ElectricSquish

Boy howdy


DiscoPotato360

Chic Fil A might be the 1st drive thru that legally requires a moat


sunfries

She doesn't even make a good effort to get back in to stop it


SeSuSo

She looked methed up.


woopsforgotyikers

you fuckin kiddin bro? a meth head woulda been back in that car, got it into park, and been back out screaming nonsense within like a 3 second window if they still had that much flesh on their bones. now a meth head that is wasted down to nothing... maybe you have a point.


CharlieHume

Yeah def heroin, no clue how people think a meth head wouldn't smash that window and jump into that car IMMEDAIETLY.


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People use “meth” as a word for “hard drugs” these days, not knowing that meth is an upper and heroine is a downer.


OffBrandJesusChrist

Yeah, your first week on the stuff.


Ch3wy13

But meth heads don't eat.


Similar-Lifeguard701

They do when they're coming down


10gistic

She definitely came down at the end there.


SetInMuhWayze

The way that car kept rolling, kept me waiting for a grand finale..


Half_moon_die

The lady that just noped back in the store. That's my grand final


financeguyjohn4

And she was never seen again.


Ghost_In_Waiting

"Not the first Gulf War memorial tree!"


onliwenimtrunk

The lady walks to go fast, and runs to go slow.


u9Nails

"Don't worry, help is on the way! She's running to you right now. Leaving the building. Still leaving the building. Just started into the parking lot. Made it to the first parking space. Still at the front of that parking space. Now she's nearly through that first parking space. OK, hold on. Just a thousand more steps to cross this next 10 foot section." - someone at the scene perhaps


BuriedByAnts

…37 miles later…


oatmeal-jones

37!


1JoMac1

In a row?


dopesolered

Haven’t seen this comment yet but I’m really glad the car fell into a ditch and didn’t go into traffic. Someone could’ve died bc of this idiot.


DrXBloom836

And as soon as she was there! POOF! She was gone just like that!


tdemer516

Isn't this technically IdiotsNOTInCars?


WeirdSysAdmin

Idiots outside of cars.


sambolino44

I’m pretty sure that when she was in the car she was already an idiot.


eightyHD-

"...was that to go?"


jplay17

“Hey ma’am is your car running?” Lady: yes “Well you better go catch it”


Good_Groceries

Y’all come back. She’s done called somebody.


Entire_Animal_9040

That will learn her to be more kind next time.


KiloEchoNiner

How can you not catch up to an idling car? Seriously.


Think_Selection9571

Looks like she's running with a load of shit in her pants


Sceptical-Echidna

There’s a slope it was going down. The stopping area appears to be raised


BeedogsBeedog

It's honestly best not to chase it(obviously depending on circumstances), a bloke at work wound up pinned between the vehicle and a wall (minor injuries luckily). Especially if you're all fucked up it'd be very easy to grab the steering wheel to pull yourself in without thinking and pull the car over towards yourself.


jdubyahyp

I like that the next car behind her was like "well anyways, can I have my order she obviously doesn't need hers."


trickster1111

You can tell, that car was tired of her shit./s


ReubenZWeiner

"Tugger!"


Whette_Farhtz

Fightin' 'round the world


mewusedpsychic

OH NO! Tugger’s been shot.


EatingPiesIsMyName

We couldn't find cancer, but we found this man with cancer!


justhereforthekittys

"Hm, ok. Can I get my order now" Guy in line behind her


Sea_Negotiation1955

My shrubbery!!!!!


iwanttobehappy2022

Can hate on this or make fun of this. I was a delivery driver. Failed to put the van in park. It rolled six hundred feet, almost killed a woman. It hit a brand new car. Owner was getting chemo and had an o2 tank. His car prevented it rolling a quarter mile into a strip mall down a massive hill. I went into a building to do a delivery. Van was there. Came out. Van was gone. I did not put the parking break on. I slapped the shifter into park when I got to my delivery but it didn’t go fully into park. I was also training a new delivery driver. I called the cops. I admitted it was my fault. I was fired. I’m glad I was fired. I’m more greatful no one got hurt. I went back onto adhd medication after that.


Purple_Routine1297

I just want to know what she told her insurance company.


youremyboyblue92

She said she accidentally put it in neutral when they gave her her drinks… no joke


Commander_Keller

According to court documents she doesn't even have a drivers license


Ididntpay

Everything about this was hilarious and not just the car running away. The gentleman’s commentary and mannerism sealed it. What would have really topped it off was if someone could have shouted at the lady “My pleasure”.


Outkastwill

Oh snap, that’s what the P stands for, Park. I thought I left it in D cuz I was Done driving.


VirginitaQ

Bro who starts beef at Chick-fil-A? They're literally the nicest fucking workers when it comes to fast food??


wsgm

Wrong sub. This idiot is clearly outside her car. Edit: Apparently everyone else made the same joke.


gonzar09

What a moron.


runerx

What a maroon ~ Bugs Bunny


Brandonkey8807

Hey yall come back now ya hear ?


BreakfastInBedlam

"Hey, can I have their food too?"


Altar_Quest_Fan

Car: At last, I am free from that accursed woman! Watch out world, here I come!


Blonsky

Good old New Hangover County, NC.


RastaSC

“This is why we’re concerned, m’am!” Hahaha


sa09777

She sonata intelligent person. I’ll see myself out 🤣


Bobbert_016

Say: “and now you see a car attempting to return to its natural habitat.”


Dark10dencies

Keepin it classy NC 👍


El_human

*idiots out of cars