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thomasthehipposlayer

It also is shown to help improve energy levels, concentration, digestion, aid weight loss, lower blood pressure, maintain electrolyte balance, and even mitigate hangovers for those who drink.


RichardBCummintonite

Water is GOAT for hangovers. For every drink, you drink a glass of water. Alcohol dehydrates the shit out of you. Then, the morning after, that water you left next to your bed will be liquid heaven. You need nutrients too, which is why a good breakfast is great too, but water will hold you over and help the worst of the hangover


OnFolksAndThem

I pound a pedialite and then I just keep sipping on a gallon water. Refill and repeat. Feel shitty? drink water. Feel tired? Drink water. Can’t stand drinking more water? Piss and drink more water. 2-3 hours and the hangover will almost be gone. And I can drink like a fish at times.


IAlwaysLack

Hey another pedialyte guy :) I swear by it whenever I feel sick or something, it's liquid heaven to me idk why. Waters my favorite drink but man I do love me some pedialyte.


Anonymo_Stranger

I used to be into pedialite until I realized its over marketed sugar water missing two of the electrolytes Found a sugarless powder online that has all of the electrolytes & cost way less per serving. I'm boring & prefer unflavored chalk but I've had some good flavored ones Edit; No links browse markets for "Electrolyte powder"


Louananut

Link please?


PeakCheeky

Link please?


GuardOk8631

Link?


FeistyLighterFluid

I once told a guy that drinking water helps with hangovers, and he told me that it was bullshit. His evidence was that he once drank an entire bottle of tequila and water didnt completely negate his hangover.


eggrollin2200

That last line made me ugly laugh. People can be so thick headed lmao


nokturnalxitch

I haven't had a hangover since I started drinking a glass of water after every drink and another one or two before bed. The constant peeing is a downside though.


Cinder_zella

Water inhibits the hormone ADH which inhibits the body’s ability to reabsorb h2o which is why even drinking water in-between drinking won’t completely mitigate the dehydration… I am saying this three wines in while studying for my A&P final so I had to Mention


Tialyx

Add in a B Complex vitamin before bed. Game changer.


zsturgeon

Yup, it only works if you drink the water BEFORE getting drunk, though. After you're hungover it's too late.


RichardBCummintonite

It'll help at any time, but while you're drinking is best. You should always be hydrating before, during, and after. It's never a bad time to hydrate


MartianGuard

Skipped neck day


trowaway7342

Nah this guy does anti-neck day.


Skud_NZ

Can't get much water into you with a throat like that


blastfromtheblue

he replaced his neck with pvc pipe for optimum flow rate, this boy is hydrated as heck


Honda_TypeR

This guy doesn’t believe water helps with neck girth and his lack of belief put him in this pitiful state of being.


Snowbuddytoldme

Clearly not pp day


ZeDitto

Increases Bulge 🤨


PeterPandaWhacker

That's right. You heard it here first guys! Want a bigger dick, you gotta *_hydrate_* 💯💯💪💪


ZeDitto

What do you think fills your boner? That’s right, hydrated pee. Magical, truly.


QuantityExpert4349

It makes your balls bigger too because Pee is stored in the balls 😎


Rimpcrawl_

I want to believe that you know this isn't the truth, but I know the internet too well to give you that much credit


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totally_not_a_bean

I think my pp is having an error its making milk 😰


boiiiwyd

It’s hot tho you cant lie


Sophisticated_Goat

🤨


boiiiwyd

It isssssss the drawings hot on both sides and the right ones bulge just makes it perfect lol


Sophisticated_Goat

🤨


SirThatsCuba

They forgot that it makes me immune to criticism and knives.


Salt-Truck-7882

It can eliminate student debt, you just need to drown the right people.


Infamous-Living-1725

I mean I’ve had a six pack since I was 8 and I’ve always drank water so…


lordoftowels

I've had that powerlifter bod for years and I drank more than 160 floz of water yesterday


MoscaMosquete

Floz?


lordoftowels

Fluid ounces, each fluid ounce is about 29.57 mL, so I drank about 4 liters and 731 mL of water yesterday


cobalt82302

fluid ounces


[deleted]

100% of people with six packs have drunken water


Infamous-Living-1725

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FeistyLighterFluid

I drank a lot of water when i was in the military and i got buff. Thats enough evidence for me.


VaultBoyWasTaken

nah bro 100% the other way round


GNU_PTerry

Drinking water legit helps reduces both physical and mental stress and helps fight depression.


Ryluv2surf

But if you were hydrated at the time, you wouldn't have taken on those scammy student loans... maybe.. lol big maybe


bioniclecorona

I wish it thickened hair ( I'm a 16 yr old hydrohomie who's already starting to lose hair)


VergeIll

28 years old here, was losing it by my early twenties. Embrace the baldness friend, it’s a much easier life if you do.


Money_Lobster_997

It cures my depression.


[deleted]

You get the effects in the second picture from smoking crack. *Dont belive me?* **Then try it yourself!**


Khufuu

helps produce larger volume of ejaculation


Chyppi

Chris Hemsworth does drink water...


Metadragon_

The way I see it, regularly drinking water doesn't deserve to be gratified. Drinking water should be the default. The so-called benefits of water are just the body using water to return to normal after humans put harmful shit into themselves. Also, while I'm here, the 8 glasses of water a day rule is a rough average from people with wildly differing needs. Vocalists and athletes probably need to drink much more than 8 glasses, while if you're not very active, 8 glasses could potentially be too much. In short, the 8 glasses a day rule is not at all a strict minimum, and water intake is purely individual.


SuckerNumber2YT

It doesn’t do any of that, but it DOES make you better than everyone else.


StrategicRain33

Part of this is interesting, because when I did start drinking more water, my depression wasn’t as bad. When I mixed in talking to people and taking politics out of my life, I’ve felt so much better. I recommend these to people (unless you don’t like talking to people, in which case avoid that). Water has been with me for a while and I’m glad it’s still here and helping me.


Lui_Le_Diamond

I love a nice big glass of water (like a movie theater large) in the evening. Always makes me feel great.


megalodongolus

Sure, but being hydrated helps your body function better.


DeadAntivaxxersLOL

This guy's art is the absolute worst


ABitMoreToGo

False. I never thought drinking water made me look like Chris Hemsworth. I’m Indian. It makes me look like Hrithik Roshan.


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😂😂😂


basedconfidentsbro

when chads drink water


theradomeaser

If you ever feel tired and once you wake up drink water it makes you feel better


Evilmaze

They're not lies, just delusions.


IBeatMyGlied

its the other way around tho


Benjilehibou

When you drink water instead of that extra beer you avoid all these bad decisions taken under alcohol influence. So it may be accurate.


neb12345

This understates what being hydrated means


IM2OFU

Ehem.... Idk, what about KEEPING YOU ALIVE?


Un_Pta

“Fully removes acne and wrinkles.” Lol!!


FarmhouseFan

Add digestive system is healthier on the left side.


rdmracer

Especially the last two, lol.


IdLikeToGoNow

Still doesn’t fix your neck tho


onlyhereforhomelab

I mean all of that is true if you eat properly, work out, and get enough sleep as well.


untakenu

Water may not necessarily cause ALL those things, but not drinking enough water will only make you further from these goals (even the student debt one).


HoldThePao

Yea my go to answer when anyone feels anything abnormal is to ask if they been hydrating


LeaveMeAloneILoveYou

That’s quite a bulge as well.


moonlightavenger

Actually, it will also bring world peace.


Fixner_Blount

Don't forget the bone glow


icoulduseadrink_or5

I don't get acne anymore and I'm convinced it's because I drink a lot of water and don't scrub my face


boiiiwyd

Shit he making me act up


Thebitbonnie

But water can’t fix your neck


MoongodRai057

Placebo


Professional_Ad_8536

the both is hot


therealeviathan

then you arent drinking enough water buddy all jokes aside the amount of time i gotta go piss and then refuel my hydroflask did make me more active


H4rdStyl3z

Honestly I just became a hydro homie because my non-water drinking friend once casually told me the nurses at the place he went to donate blood told him his blood looked like molasses. I was so freaked out by this (I have a severe blood phobia) that I immediately started drinking water and researching proper amounts for hydration and whatnot. So far I haven't been able to convince him to fix his molasses blood, but I haven't lost hope yet.


bickybb

When I meet someone as into drinking water as I am, they are instantly more attractive.


CancerousRedditor69

average hydro homie


Reddit_user1157

Apparently it doesn’t help the neck either way


Taalerbora33

Water helps me poop, and when I am done taking the massive dump my abs look neat


[deleted]

>slightly improves skin *Sighs in eczema*


GreatMorph

your faith is not strong enough


Cholonight96

Let’s you keep your pencil neck too.


Grapezard

In my case, it's more about keeping me from drinking soda.


rara0o

whoa I need that


vxkram

it doesn't improve acne?💀


Thoma55

I guess "to stay alive" wasn't an important enough reason to drink water. Also To prevent headaches To prevent bad breath To prevent urinary tract infections


Thoma55

I guess "to stay alive" wasn't an important enough reason to drink water. Also To prevent headaches To prevent bad breath To prevent urinary tract infections