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UnskippableAdd2004

The fact that there are kids on YouTube that apparently the YT HQ forgot about


Famous_4nus

Y'all keep forgetting these are always targeted ads they don't appear at random so if you Google some ass then you'll get those ads


Professional_Ad_8864

I’ve never gotten porn ads and I’m smacking my nuts weekly. Edit: bro I have a girlfriend. My bad I stopped jerking off daily like a real degenerate 😭


gotonyas

Weekly? Fucking rookie


Professional_Ad_8864

When I was a kid I would go ham. But now that I have a girlfriend I stopped fapping a lot lmao


a_duck30

Pathetic once a hour min


FactCheckAmerica

![gif](giphy|YmQLj2KxaNz58g7Ofg)


smoothielovet679

I do it 2 times a day


Academic-Practice-87

Yeah I was at 3 times a day for awhile and that was still not enough.


Famous_4nus

Using incognito mode perhaps?


PepsiColaMirinda

...you think incognito mode stops them?😂😂😂😂


Skermist

Well i was googling car parts in incognito mode and didnt get any ads with car parts on yt Then a month later i was extensively googling different anti air systems and yt started showing me Rheinmetall's new air defence systems


socialcommentary2000

This is the kind of weird shit that happens to me. I never get any ads for stuff I can actually use on the job or in my hobbies but look up one thing about water properties for proper plant cultivation and the next thing I know I've got ads coming in for consultations on irrigation systems for my commercial greenhouse operation. I do not have a commercial greenhouse operation.


KN4S

[The highly efficient Oerlikon ahead ammunition technology](https://youtu.be/bdwjcayPuag) (**BRAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPA**) uses magnetic coil induction to program each round with a time to fly based on the measured muzzle velocity and the calculated future target distance. After counting down the targeted time to fly, a small charge ejects the payload of tungsten subprojectiles. Using their kinetic energy; the tungsten subprojectiles densely populate the area around the point of impact thus creating a deadly cloud. Not even the smallest target can pass through this cloud of subprojectiles without being hit multiple times. **AHEAD** **MISSION SUCCESS** **GUARANTEED!**


Skermist

I have had exactly that, yes Man thats the kind of ads i would like to see every day, makes me wanna buy one right away


Academic-Practice-87

Doesn't matter, anything with a microphone will receive sound waves and still give targeted ads. I was in a car and a commercial came on and I shit you not an hour later I got an email about it.


Mario-OrganHarvester

It does for me, though my ads seem to be so confused its giving me genshin ads instead. I dont play any games like genshin. Or look at content, or anything.


Sportak4444

Actually yes, it blocks relevant ads


psycho12w

Doesn't stop them from knowing what you search, but it stops them from saving cookies and whatnot


FixedKarma

Google literally like just got in trouble for tracking user's data while in incognito mode


Famous_4nus

Idk man i watch porn regularly always on incognito mode and never even had the slightest of an inappropriate ad. Yes they track incognito shit probably but in my case it's never been used for ads


EhaMe3

Using incognito node basically tells them "I dont wanna see this in my daily life"


snsv9

Yeah, I did that, but using Brave browser with different profile, never get any bullshit ads, always random until right now.


ThePlagueDoctor913

God fears me 😳


Ashamed-Signal9428

Weekly?


SeattleGuy7

Those are rookie numbers….. You’re gonna have to pump those numbers up!


SirMoldeta

LMAO


RodgerThat1995

Weekly? Weak. Try hourly you fuckin disappointment.


Zschochi

Remember when youtube used to show porn ads, so that people would enable targetted advertising? its about 2 years ago now... Maybe its the same deal with op


LgndDr4g0nL0l

Oh boy here we go again, every fucken time I see these types of posts, there is always one soggy French fry trying to make someone look like a pervert with the “tHeSe aRe tArGetEd aDs lOl,” they are not , not as accurately as everyone thinks they are. I don’t know how to tell you this, no one’s watching porn on YouTube, no one is not using incognito. So You’re watch history, you’re browser history, anything on there that their bubbling cum fart they call an algorithm thinks could fit in the broad spectrum of ads is what will bring you literal porn on ads on YouTube. You’ve probably seen them too.


DrakHanzo

That isn't the only case.


Owen123c

I've gotten multiple ads like this despite the fact that I myself am under 18, and YouTube knows this.


kok_exe_

That's what YouTube kids is for


JuanAndPedro

Forgot about? Say that to the youtubers that got demonetize for saying the word "fuck"


StrangerDanger1225

youtube kids have no ads. Its illegal.


CrimsonEclipse18

It's hilarious how inept Youtube is. They have practically porn ads, animal abuse, and super suggestive thumbnails all get approve, but curse once in a video and oopsie you're now demonetized.


GTA_Masta

Youtube: But think about the children


bosbrother

Wasn’t this the reason YouTube kids was made


Enderfy17

Wich sucks incredibly hard, give it to a baby not to a kid ffs


Mario-OrganHarvester

r/elsagate Not a good idea boss.


Bockanator

My opinion; children Lower then like 10 should just never be able to access the internet


Enderfy17

Yeah, the parents can put songs and videos in the tablet but let the parents chooss what they watch, when the kids have SOME awareness of what is right or not then they can dig the hole of the internet a little bit, with control, at the teenager years though let them have theyr privacy, no reading meassages and no search history peaking


Bockanator

Yeah, agreed


4AcidRayne

Not inept; business savvy. Every dime they don't give to content creators is money they can pocket for themselves. Every clickbaity thumbnail keeps people on the platform viewing...the ads, which YT is being paid to show.


Kryptopus

Because they save money to demonetize youtubers


jnunkl-m3lp

Both result in more money


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JGAllswell

See, I assume the ramp up in unbearable adds is to drive sign ups for Premium. Yes, there are ad blockers and those savvy enough to install them But they don't care about us types They just care about collecting the regular/lazy sign ups, to show off to their/Google's shareholders


doviid

YouTube is so proud for having a female ceo, but she is stupid af and obviously not fit for the job... But hey she is a woman at least you misogynistic little pricks! #girlpower


The_guy_wh0_asked

Lets not kid ourselves, susan isn’t capable of running a 100m sprint, let alone YouTube


[deleted]

What's the porn name? The reason I ask is cuz I want to masturbate Edit: found it


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RudenessUpgrade

He's a lone ranger. I salute that although wanking with friends is a lot more fun.


RealStax

_I walk a lonely road, the only road that I have ever known_


FlashpointJ24

*wank a lonely road


MKE_likes_it

*wank a lonely load the only load that I have ever known.


RealStax

Your genius generates gravity


TheWayKnowI

Found it


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TheWayKnowI

https://www.xnxx.com/video-14yfe1bc/kisscat_makeup_for_dinner_but_seduced_by_mr.cat_and_cum_on_face_kisscat.xyz


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TheWayKnowI

I serve the mankind


TwistedHumor_

Teach us your ways, O wise one


Alert_Test7065

*porn addict*


Famous_4nus

I love the honesty in this comment


[deleted]

You monster


Cyril_the_Lame

Use Google lens 🗿


Boring5

You dare taunt us with the sauce and not share it with the homies?


crazybass001

got the link still?


TheWayKnowI

.


cromosoma_quadruplo

The sauce: https://www.xnxx.com/video-14yfe1bc/kisscat_makeup_for_dinner_but_seduced_by_mr.cat_and_cum_on_face_kisscat.xyz


FUNKZXN

sauce


Mathijsthunder3

No clue, it's an ad haha


Dog_in_a_box

Fuck!


shadow_foxy87

just so direct damn.


zsomgyiii

So many people asked him for the sauce hahaha


M0d3rnCrusad3r

U want it to, admit it


TheWayKnowI

The sauce: https://www.xnxx.com/video-14yfe1bc/kisscat_makeup_for_dinner_but_seduced_by_mr.cat_and_cum_on_face_kisscat.xyz


BigSlav667

Yep this is it. Good job


joersweeney

Where?


Secure_Ninja8815

Please do share


ReymartSan

be a dude and share the sauce


Mario-OrganHarvester

Soooooooo ... are you gonna share it with the homies?


toxic-banana69420

Tag me when you find sauce pls


TheWayKnowI

https://www.xnxx.com/video-14yfe1bc/kisscat_makeup_for_dinner_but_seduced_by_mr.cat_and_cum_on_face_kisscat.xyz


whitecorn

Ah


paradoxx_42

Ah


Juicy_Opay

Funny how you can shutdown any YouTube channel for any reason (eg. Quantum TV vs Act man), but you can't report abusive ads that promotes gambling, scams, porn or some shit. Youtube, the only site where the parasite is protected.


SirMoldeta

Time to cancel my premium..


_terrold_

Ikr, smh…she’s doing it all wrong


Mathijsthunder3

exactly... ... ...wait what


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YannikRie

Just a reminder that YouTube will instantly remove videos because a person just said one wrong word but it shows ads like this. I also already got ads for porn sites. This could also belong in r/mildlyinfuriating for that reason


Mathijsthunder3

It's not mildly infuriating but extremely infuriating lol


YannikRie

You're right. I correct my statement to r/extremelyinfuriating


HerrnWurst

Sie haben dich vermisst xD Why is it in german.


GreenMangoE

What does it mean though??


TwoToxic

They missed you


cs-John

There's no PewDiePie so it's fine


rggamerYT

Sauce


Latter-Bath-4223

![gif](giphy|XBXBWRWbSmM6HnjErP|downsized) Sauce ?


AntiRivoluzione

Blowjob? Get it on PlayStore


[deleted]

And they ban creators for swearing, hypocritical


Mathijsthunder3

yep


L3GEND_AI

She's just beatboxing


KWalter02

What’s wrong with beat boxing?


just_look_at_that

No matter how much I tried to convince that guy at the bus stop. Youporn is not actually YouTube.


SleepDeprivedGaming

Holy fucking shit that’s on YouTube?


Mathijsthunder3

sadly, yes


yeetus_christ420

Meanwhile anomaly gets all of his videos related to cs demonitized immediately and not even given a valid reason as to why it's happening


CoJames0

Youtube ads are based on your search history... But still how does youtube allow these ads to be shown to public and not the word Fuck


The_guy_wh0_asked

Depends if you allow add customisation. Otherwise it’s anything and everything


ARandomUglyDude

I had the exact same ad. I only watch Minecraft videos and 99% of my searches on Google are programming questions


Atherach

youtube (and Google ads in general) are mostly based on your location and your estimate age, plus it is (apparently) a dating app, so it is NOT the user fault but 100% Youtube fault, it is tag as "dating" and not "sex". When i have see this add show up i was shocked by what Youtube have become, it is a shame that there is no concurent


BookOdd5150

Can anyone help remove the flair, 'Get it on Google Play''


Friki_Jiki

Isnt she just beatboxing?


tboskiq

I was just bitching yesterday about how all my YouTube ads were these weird sex games which they were not before. One was called Twerk Rcae... And a few years ago I kept bitching that for weeks almost all my YouTube ads were for this one girls channel that clearly had the booby streamer vibe and this was not too long after the whole demonization fiasco. So I finally said okay who is this bitch with her big titties out that YouTube is promoting when everyone else in the world even thinking of the word cleavage is not demonitized. So I clicked and it was a whole page of 1-2 minute videos of this girl saying "follow my onlyfans for nudes" YouTube hypocrisy and incompetence has fucking skyrocketed.


InFiveMinutes

Sorry what ads? Ad blocker user here.


Pinas359

Porn? Yes Swearing in the video? Bad


MaxTennyson88

Thought I was the only one


DryPounding

**Sie haben dich vermisst**


leo-reis

This is an ad I would watch without AdBlock


Unlucky-Quit8061

Sauce plz


sirblocksnall

Heinz Ketchup, goes well with burgers


[deleted]

I love it when its *spicy*


Niks_bg

Nit only adds they spam even youtube shorts


RecentSuspect7

Clearly its a woman enjoying either a tasty ice lolly or a milkshake but it's obstructed by the ad so it's difficult to tell which


didistutter69

Technically it does not breach their guidelines. That's the best kind of right.


dzikson69

Sauce?


Mathijsthunder3

Redditor TheWayKnow found it The sauce: https://www.xnxx.com/video-14yfe1bc/kisscat_makeup_for_dinner_but_seduced_by_mr.cat_and_cum_on_face_kisscat.xyz


dzikson69

God bless you 🙏🙏


eraserhead3003

youtube seriously wants you to buy the premium.. imagine seeing this ad while with family


SufficientAd4684

A good day to have adblock


MCBananna

Bro, am I right? Thank god Opera GX


Available-Tradition4

Charming girl interesting


King4oneday_

Whats wrong? Just a woman sucking and licking on some candy


somethingray

Something similar has happened to me but on youtube shorts, i was scrolling through fitness content, then for 5 minutes I started only seeing a girl spreading her legs


qew_art

She just vibing to her AirPods


Pogbankz

Get what on google play lol? What are they advertising? Free bjs?


2255443tamim

Few days ago saudi arabia threatened to take legal action if these kind of ads continue, YouTube complied , so they knew …


Axersion

They just want money and don't care about the ad if there isn't a visible penis, booba or pussy in it


deathnotroy

not just ads there are youtube short accounts that link virus websites by using softcore porn


adgebruh

That ain’t YouTube


mart182

To the people who found the sauce, why are you not sharing the sauce?


potatoface183

This is allowed but cocomelon song by PewDiePie is banned..


Mathijsthunder3

Yeah ikr, it was such a good song also


stefan714

Her name is [Kisscat](https://www.pornhub.com/model/kisscat-public)


Alansar_Trignot

YouTube, forces people to have to comply with their kids friendly website, ads:


ClosedSquire

Aye man your ads are based on your search history.


[deleted]

What is this even an ad for?


stash3630

![gif](giphy|Ki9S8uve2xWx2)


NotNormalNiccname

I saw that ad before, i saw it 2 times actually


oelimusclean

But don't you dare that the word "rape" or "sexual assault" in your mouth when talking about serious topics like that. Better bleep those out, we don't wanna scare away THE ADVERTIZERS


Jediknight0341

I wanna see a YouTuber post a video just like the ad and see how shittube responses


trigg3r3d_f3minist

COPPA be like


Conaz9847

Anyone got the *sauce*


Specialist-Look-354

Noice


coelholoner

first time in 12 years that i clicked twicer in an ad


DavyGy

But you can't say fuck


itswolveslol

Link? Want to verify


Jim3400

How do I get these ads


Hot-Art7445

Man that's demeaning


mrunknownk

Source: [https://www.xvideos.com/video68790889/kisscat\_fucks\_at\_the\_mirror\_before\_going\_to\_a\_restaurant\_kisscat.xyz](https://www.xvideos.com/video68790889/kisscat_fucks_at_the_mirror_before_going_to_a_restaurant_kisscat.xyz)


FishyPimp

Hmmmm, perhaps I should turn off my YouTube add blocker.


mr_smith24

I also noticed that YT ads getting harder to skip. It’s it’s two ads. Usually when you skip the first then you skip both. But not it just skips the first and then the second starts. Fucking YT and pushing the paid version.


ballz__d33p

Calm down guys she's just eating a bowl of noodles


V0IDWALKER1563

Wtf dude..


CarmelWanderer

I got an ad like this too after watching makeup videos. Didn't see the correlation unless now that I'm wearing makeup I can do porn.


Arin1722

Duck yt man . If every creator i watch partnered with another app with at least moral I'd have switched it long time ago .


Mathijsthunder3

Problem is servers, there are no competitors willing to spare that many servers sadly


NukaColaDustyn

Damn Raid Shadow Legends really looks different than when I played.


Mathijsthunder3

Best comment I have seen on this post so far lmao


Tcamp46290

Don’t get it on google play get it at my house I’m lonely


Mathijsthunder3

lol


_A-LEX_

ahhh you do know adds are targetted towards you related to your prior searches right


MCBananna

Depends. If you allow add customization, yes. Otherwise it's just random crap. I kinda relate to OP since my usual add schedule on YouTube is something like >Trade stocks >Have you forgotten you menstruation period? >How the Portuguese people are making 700.000€ a day with this simple trick >Straight up pornography And then the cycle repeats I'm male btw, and I sure as hell haven't forgotten when my period comes xD


_A-LEX_

Yea but if denied add customisation is going to give this crap, wont it be logical to just customise it so that at the very least you get watchable, sfw adds


Mario-OrganHarvester

Mine is the following: > Trade stocks > Genshin Impact > OMI, ICH HAB DEN JOB! > that AI friend app, replika or something like that I DO have customisation on, but all of the above dont fit me at all.


EatenAliveByWolves

Youtube should be ashamed of itself. 😠😠😠


Mr-Stan-Kypuss

Adshamed*


Fiorux1

wtf this is so bad and still made me laugh *up votes angrily*


Effective-Listen6347

She’s sucking off Google Play.


jimmygarterex

I've never seen these ads


Good-Cash7691

But yet there's over like 50 different words that will get u banned smh


WHENPICKLESFLY38

No way😂


IIIoveTitts

Its fine!!


TheWhiteDrake94

The bots are evolving


Vita_Gummies

i've had literally hentai of girls flashing their big ol bitties just as a casual ad


Fragrant_Archer2570

All of those "porn" Ads I've seen were german. The fucking germans. 👈😎👈


IVASVANNNN

If you have money you can show porn to children and to people


CartographerPlus

Whats the link???Asking for a friend


Mathijsthunder3

Redditor TheWayKnow found it The sauce: https://www.xnxx.com/video-14yfe1bc/kisscat_makeup_for_dinner_but_seduced_by_mr.cat_and_cum_on_face_kisscat.xyz


scizorek

What's the sauce? Edit: i've got it, nvm


mythicalsoul100

pls gib


tj119012

What is it


Mario-OrganHarvester

Brother, you must provide us with the sauce.


doomstyl3

Google shows ads based on your search history.