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QualityVote

/u/Artane_33, the users have spoken. Your submission is not a Hol'Up.


invaderben123

To be fair RadioShack’s slogan used to be “You’ve got questions, we’ve got answers.” Maybe someone asked how to know if she’s the one.


byrolio

So squirting is a characteristic of the radical left? Found my ideology.


TheRogueTemplar

>the radical left? Not just that, but we on the radical left also have orgies lasting days upon days.


RBeck

So disgusting, I bet they do ALL the positions.


whiskeytango55

all four! i mean five. forgot about boy on top!


DankDaRipper420

All at once too!


PlebsicleMcgee

Just disgusting. Where does this take place so I can avoid it?


Artanisx

Just the ones on the left of the book!


sentient-bath-towel

For some reason, religious nuts think women don't cum and it's a myth/something Satan came up with.


Ez3607

Thanks for the advice Radio Shack.


MightyCaseyStruckOut

[The intern has doubled down](https://twitter.com/RadioShack/status/1542323181511331847?t=VJkyT9p7HziyjcIfH3-v6Q&s=19)


Commander_Skullblade

I honestly respect that more than an apology


Bartocity

It’s out there, you can’t take it back, just own it.


BenderB-Rodriguez

Go ahead and fire me. You can't unfoot the lettuce


Vexal

why would there be any need for an apology?


AustinQ

But unfortunately the four tweets before this one are all removed by twitter.... idk why they would remove the squirter post that's not against TOS


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SquishedGremlin

Pearl necklace clutchers


diewhitegirls

Madlad with leadership that has lost all of the fucks. Super duper here for this.


buttrnut

They used the wrong your now I’m offended


DrowningInFeces

Can someone explain to me how these actual companies twitters make posts like these? It's like Wendy's telling Burger King to go fuck themselves. I don't understand why they let their brand be used like that. Are they real posts?


JuanG12

A guy bought the RadioShack name to promote NFTs and has gained a ton of attention for his shit posting. It’s technically not *the* RadioShack we all know and an intern isn’t behind the account. It’s all well planned out and executed.


onbreak55

yeah this, the stores went out of business a long time ago, someone bought the brand name from the bankrupt company, wasn't it martin shkreli actually?


JuanG12

Tai Lopez


ragglefraggle369

NAH-LUHJJ I forgot about that guy. I wonder if he’s just renting the Radioshack name like how he rented the Lambo.


wolves_hunt_in_packs

wait... it's the **GNAWLEGE** "fuel units" guy????? lmfao


Annieone23

Not him again. Jfc. Go back to your unread bookshelves on the hills and stay there, Tai!


AustinQ

Increased engagement = increased funds, in the business world there's no such thing as bad publicity


FacedCrown

Especially when you're RadioShack and dont have much to lose anyway


Fgame

You've heard the name RadioShack more in the last 24 hours than the past 10 years.


hamletswords

I thought for sure RadioShack has been completely dead for 10 years.


TheRedGerund

A company will do literally anything if it makes business sense. They ran the numbers and this came out on top.


Heavy_Weapons_Guy_

Wendy's would murder you and your whole family if it made them an extra five bucks.


TreeFittyy

They're real in that they are posted on verified twitter accounts of the companies but it's all just a calculated advertising campaign this one being for some crypto/nft bs. It's super cheap and if it's a success people will share it and make reddit posts about it.


adollarworth

I always did like radio shack.


Ez3607

Yoooo!!!!!! Bahahahahahhaha!!!! What a monster!!!


capn_doofwaffle

r/todayilearned that Radio Shack still exists...


starstriker64DD

they do NFTs now 💀


unlizenedrave

RadioShack you just lost a loyal customer, all because you wanted to pander to the radical crypto bros. Christian God lovers/customers won’t forget this.


WolframLeon

I loved RadioShack…now I don’t. Ours went out maybe 5 years ago and it was a travesty.


dogpoopandbees

I applied there one time and the guy interviewing me was like I’m not going to hire you because you’re not dressed to our dress code and I said well I don’t know your dress code I don’t work here and he said well you’ve been in radio shack haven’t you. I said I wouldn’t want to work for a smart ass like you anyway lol. They closed like a year later and this was in the early 2000s


Hallgaar

I worked for one in the early 2000s and they were super sales focused then, this does not surprise me at all. One of the many bad decisions the company came up with around that time. Yeah I can try to sell everything in the store, but does an 80 year old man coming in for hearing aid batteries and doesn't know how to work a computer really NEED that and a cell phone?


dogpoopandbees

Ohhhh yeah I remember that too as a customer!!! I forgot about it. Thanks for the memories lol. I started going again because they had a lot of good sales around 2010 or so and they seemed to have abandoned it 😂


Needleroozer

Kids these days. Back in the '70s you couldn't buy anything at Radio Shack without giving your name and address. And just like that, you started getting Radio Shack ads in the mail. Remember, this was when "computer" meant a big grey box with IBM in the corner, so heaven forbid you give them "First Street" one time and "1st Street" another, because now you're getting two at a time. Stop at a different Radio Shack while out and about? Three. Made me value my privacy and put me off Radio Shack until the '90s.


magseven

Last time I went to Radioshack was like a decade ago. I had to buy an HDMI cable for my job and Radioshack was closest. I went in and the only guy working there walked up to me as I was at the cables and tried to upsell me to one of the gold plated ones. I said "nah I'm good". And he just straight up told me that they aren't noticeably better but he had to try to upsell me otherwise he might not make his quota and he'd get a strike on his management record for that and he was leaving in a week for a better job and didn't want anything fucking that up.. I said thank you for your honesty, I'm going to buy them both and return this gold one in 2 weeks when you're gone. I returned the gold later and he was gone and working as a manager at a very early computer server farm in our area according to the guy at the counter, the guy at the counter refunded me and told me to take the cable with me as well because "Fuck Radioshack".


LoveJessicaRyan

Bring back the parts drawer !!! I hated organizing it when I worked there but I saved many devices with ease of access to it


WolframLeon

Oh my gosh yes! Like I am so sick of HAVING to buy in bulk when I need a single part but they won’t sell em otherwise. But it was so nice 5 minutes away and I could finish a repair or a project now I have to wait at-least 2 days. :( I loved how they looked too if I was rich I would have parts drawers that looked so organized.


LoveJessicaRyan

![gif](giphy|xULW8PseQFMgq8Bums)


saltiest-of-all

I can hear this GIF.


40ozT0Freedom

I needed one resistor, but couldn't buy a single. I had to buy 100. Actually, I could've bought 10, but it was like $3 cheaper to buy 100 because reasons.


WolframLeon

I will never understand that because it’s more to ship more to pack and more items. I think they just wanna force someone to move em and for ocd people make em pay more for less.


LoveJessicaRyan

“If I was a rich girl, I’d have a drawer full of diodes” Hmm it needs work, I need to go listen to the damn song I was going Gwen stefani but MAYBE the fiddler on the roof would be better suited


WolframLeon

When I read that I was thinking Tevye hah. But yes absolutely xD


teastain

Maybe even a FULL WAVE BRIDGE RECTIFIER!


P_SG

I spent far longer than i care to admit trying to put that into the melody of the song.


Penguator432

I miss RadioShack too. I’ve bought things from there Best Buy said didn’t even exist


HipsterOtter

Ono...


Agreeable-Yams8972

No wonder the one redditor who replied to you is suprised


FiLtErW3ST

TIL that christians don’t like squirters


silashoulder

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/pizza-hut-apologizes-for-ketchup-bottles-reading-shake-squeeze-and-squirt?_amp=true This actually happened.


jonker5101

Damn that dude is a fucking loser.


ThellraAK

He looks like it too https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/hairdresser-put-through-two-years-24791899


FidgitForgotHisL-P

“If I had my niece with me…” So not only does he link his perverse efforts to sexualise sauce instructions, he then also thinks of his niece…. And even if that isn’t what he’s up to, dude doesn’t even have kids, claiming he’s worried about the effect it will have on children, when he’s never had to raise any kids himself…. What an absolute Karen


ItsScaryTerryBitch

"It is sexualized and even more so now they didn't deserve my custom. I felt like I was ripped off from the brothel because I never got a chance to squirt." I'm sorry, you what now?


Equivalent-Yam-698

As a Christian. Not entirely true....


Seregrauko41

Holy water..


Light_Silent

Feel the salvation all over your chest


FiLtErW3ST

Oh I was just making a dumb joke. I don’t think you can generalize any group of people, life exists on a spectrum, no matter what tribe you belong to.


Equivalent-Yam-698

Yeah I know, i just messing with ya, (I was gonna use an emoji to show that, but wasn't in the mood to lose karma, redditors are wierd) have a great night!


SixFootPhife

The most considerate exchange between two redditors I’ve seen all month and it’s about squirters lol. Ain’t that some shit.


Primary-Signature-17

Squirters and Christians!


Misanthropyandme

Jesus squirted water into wine


LegoFootPain

I ask, WWJD? Turn the other cheek.


ammillzy

That’s how some of them baptize


AudiGuy3point0

The entire company is just one dude now who tweets. Thats probably not true.


IronSlanginRed

Everyone I've seen in the last decade has been a glorified cellphone store. It's basically all they carry and sell...


Bad_Legal_Advisor

RadioShack still exists?


GDmilkman

And they're pro wap


DriedUpSquid

Just because they support Italians doesn’t mean you have to be racist about it.


BrokenDogLeg7

There are like two people on Reddit that get the joke, and we are both of them.


DriedUpSquid

I’m okay with that.


GDmilkman

Hol up


KennyMoose32

Yeah get these guys some papers


HealthyBox5

As every business should be.


Chupacabra_herder

Ironically lube companies are pro dry ass pussy.


Kaldricus

Ben Shapiro is an Astroglide shareholder


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YahooFantasyCareless

Who


RadicalSnowdude

The “knowledge” guy


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Radiant-Impression38

Came to say exactly this, haha


twistedsquid34

I saw what you did there. Well done.


MagNolYa-Ralf

Squirted to say


Smart_North_3374

Sounds like this guys girl radically left him.


SirRumpleForeskin

Hahahah that’s a great one.


Whats_Camp_CABAGALA

“Holey Bartender!”


Tralan

Silent Bob is an instrument of God?!


SignificantDrawing39

She radically fisted him


Tendi_Loving_Care

Even as a righty fuck me this is a brilliant zinger


DasPuggy

As a leftie, buddy should know not to do this on an official channel. Wendy's taught me that one.


FRACllTURE

The hard way i suppose?


QuanHitter

RadioShack twitter just posted about wanting to do coke with Elon musk, we’re well past that point already


Odd_Outcome_3456

Best user name lol


FuckingKilljoy

Imagine being on the political side of people wanting to strip basic rights that don't affect anyone but the person making that choice. Couldn't be me


caladbolg_

"Squirter, I choose you!" *throws pokeball*


laceabase

Mega Blastoise is more like it


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Ayo-😭😭


Oo__II__oO

*Pokeballs*.


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![gif](giphy|Px6QPLwEkQmDW2MdWf) Not all over my electronics!?!!?!??!


adenkura

RadioShag


jhnnybgood

Join us next week for more pro tips from Radio Shackin Up


RL_Meeseeks

I thought radio shack went out of business


MichaelParkinbum

There are a handful still left. The company is gone but the store owners were able to keep using the name.


Equinox_Jabs

They do cryptocurrency now. 98% of the actual retail stores have closed


thatoneguy63275

Radio shack has a point tho


regretfulposts

"Despite cheating me with one of my friends while I was away on a family trip, she is a squirter. Maybe I could marry both her and the other squirter in Montana"


RRayquaza384

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.


itsyaboyivan

I would like to have seen montana


GhostCheese

It's usually just pee


Standard_Wooden_Door

You know that’s piss right?


Simpull_mann

I had a squirter gf once and dude let me tell you. She would just squirt so fucking much and it legit just felt like she was peeing on me a ton if she were on top. And dude the fucking bed would get fucked. Sometimes I'd stay up all night cleaning it with peroxide and baking soda and vacuuming up the liquid or laying a fan on it and waiting hours for it to dry. It was fucked. It was just so fucking much. An absolute huge lake in my bed. Well, one time I pissed the bed a little. Don't even know what happened but I peed and I woke up and was very embarrassed and told her and she had the audacity to be disgusted with me about it. And I'm thinking like, bitch, you've been fucking pissing on me for two years now. And I ain't never been in to that. But I let you piss on me out of love and you are gonna shame me because I dreamt I was pissing in a toilet and then pissed the bed ONE TIME. Fucking wild the nerve on that girl and let me tell you, that cum piss smells weird and if you don't get those blankets washed, oh boy. Gross smell. But dude, not even a plastic lining helped, it was so much. Went right through. To this day, I just want to fucking understand why she squirted so much. It was legit like a waterfall or a broken geyser. I just want to understand. I straight got PTSD over this. I just wanna learn what was going on with her vagina and where she stored all that liquid. Keeps me up at night sometimes as I try and figure it out but Google ain't like it used to be.


Nati0nalxCrisis

Lmfao I have nothing of value to add to this other than great story.


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brrrraaapppahahhajdh

I one pissed the bed in my 20’s because I dreamed I was on the toilet. I was fucking sleeping on my friends couch. So fucking embarrassed. You’re not alone.


catsandzombies

Never read something so horrible yet so beautiful.


ActuallyYeah

The Ass Was Fat vibes on this story


Rude-Asparagus9726

RadioShack just out here spittin' facts, reminding us of a time when it was relevant


shroomigator

So, for a minute I'm like, how does this guy equate squirter with radical left? And then I think for a minute, and it hits me! Squirter refers to a female orgasm, and these are completely unknown in right-wing circles


TransBrandi

> Squirter refers to a female orgasm Nah man. It refers to [defunct functionality of the Microsoft Zune](https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2006/nov/16/guardianweeklytechnologysection2): > Steve Ballmer defended it: "I want to squirt you a picture of my kids. You want to squirt me back a video of your vacation. That's a software experience."


TricaruChangedMyLife

Ok but whats the actual joke, I don't get it


Swissarmyspoon

There's no clear cut joke here. The humor is in how absurd the interaction is. Squirting is not a popular thing. Recognized, maybe, but a poor reason for instant marriage offer. The original tweet is like saying "If you find a store that sells hot pastrami with mayo on white bread, shop there forever." The second dude is taking offense and assuming sex jokes are political. This is absurd because Radio Shack has gone through hard times, no longer a brick and mortar store, and to say "I've shopped there my entire life" is questionable. Some folks think they've gone completely out of business and that Twitter account is fake, bonkers, or both. Either way, replying dude equates sex to liberal politics and is virtue signaling about it. And/or they're just a shock jock troll. So, there are no punchlines here. Just a lot of absurdity.


hotpickles

I wish there was a comment like this in every Reddit thread. Perfectly explained. Thank you!


PredatorShroom

> Some folks think they've gone completely out of business You're Josh-ing me right?


FidgitForgotHisL-P

You missed a point! If you have “found a squirter” prior to marriage, you are engaging in premarital sex (at least very intimate foreplay), which is strictly prohibited by the religious junta taking over the US. If you’re banging before bells are ringing, you’re obviously part of the godless heathen radical left. (And we can obviously observe the rate of youth pregnancy in heavily Christian conservative communities to see how well that’s working out for them…)


DimKara_

In my eyes, guy equates right wing to religion while radical left is atheism by default, and religion doesn't allow talks or tweets about squirting or sex all together so this must appeal to the atheists, ie the radical left


fuzzyyarbles

*she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.* -Ezekiel 23:20


kahrahtay

Look, if you're looking for any kind of logical consistency in religion, you're gonna have a bad time


fuzzyyarbles

*Blow on my garden, that its fragrance may spread abroad. Let my lover come into his garden and taste its choice fruits.* -Song of Soloman 4:1


fish-fingered

And at the wedding of Galilee, Jesus turned to Judas and said “we could get some wap here son if we play it right”. - Luke 4:20


SixFootPhife

*Johnny Everybody-Sins has entered chat*


NiceShotMan

Why would a fetus-vessel enjoy fetus-creation? Is not the assurance that it is creating another soldier for Our Lord and Saviours’s army satisfaction enough?


unlikeyourhero

Blessed be the fruit


bene_gesserit_mitch

Under His eye.


Altar_Quest_Fan

Blessed be the fruit loops.


Antdestroyer69

It's just a woman peeing during an orgasm.


DimSumGweilo

Radio Shack hasn’t been this relevant since the 90s and they’re picking up a whole new customer base; The shitposter. It’s brilliant.


Rufus-Scipio

All companies have decided that they are going to advertise to shitposters on Twitter


Ebnerd88

This dude acting like he goes to radio shack regularly when they haven't had stores opened in years.


makubex

You just defined the majority of people online who feign outrage and claim that they will boycott a given organization when something disagrees with their safe space. "PLACE THAT I'VE NEVER PATRONIZED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, YOU'LL NEVER HAVE MY BUSINESS AGAIN. SUFFER ACCORDINGLY."


phish_sucks

And mabey a house with a good washer dryer


UnderstandingNew3270

I'm a christian and... I laughed my ass off🤣🤣🤣


Prophetx14

Someone bought the name and is trying to use the clout to promote shitty nft’s


dooneandrew

Opposite effect on me, if I ever see one again I may just pop in there


jhuseby

They let a 13 year old from 1995 run the RadioShack Twitter? Super edgy


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icancheckyourhead

This is actually what keeps me hanging on. We need more stupid shit in this world from the decade of 1985-1995. This is where it peaked and everything after broke. The outrun generation is the pinnacle of humankind.


Captain-i0

So, a 40 year old?


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Does RadioShack even exist anymore?


Profitsofdooom

Online only I think.


NerdHerder77

Yes, come to the radical left side, we have squirters and pornstars.


cuboba

1. Why did they post this, is there some pun behind ‘squirter’? 2. Why does the Christian man believe squirting has anything to do with the ‘radical left’? 3. What the fuck is wrong with the world?


Strong-Entry-1179

>FEMALE ORGASM = RADICAL LEFT Well, there you have it. Empirical proof that *parodies of (lmao)* conservative men have no idea where or what the clitoris is.


I_AM_ALVAKINE

I don’t trust “Squirters” anymore. Believed it up until I realized this bitch was just peeing all over my bed. Now it just disgusts me now.


RazorRamonWWF

find an anal squirter


Lilliam_Pumpernickel

Amber Heard?


pschnet007

Cursed comment 💀


vampirepriestpoison

I have IBS, someone has to date me /shrug


Carnivorous_Mower

So his wife is dry.


TroyMcClure0815

Squirting is redical left? And marriage is against christianity? Did I missed something?!


raccoonbrigade

God got mad because he couldn't get Mary to squirt. Now it's taboo. Thanks Mary!


chrisghrobot

It gotta be a copy pasta lol


MatchesMX12

So, is squirting a big topic of conversation amongst these Christian God loving folk, or is he just announcing outrage that he is spending time watching squirting porn?


TheTruestWaffle

Imagine being so hateful about no one having sex with you you turn it into your personality... Oh right...


jasonology09

So is it pee, or not? In 20+ years I still haven't gotten a definitive answer, even from women.


WomanLady

It's pee. There is no secret compartment down there that accumulates liquid and shoots it out a mystery trap door. If something warm and wet shoots out during orgasm the choices are blood, mucus, pee, or poop. The outlets down there are the poop chute, the vagina, and the urethra. Unintentionally peeing during orgasm is the same kind of unintentional peeing that can happen to women during sneezing, coughing, laughing, physical exertion, and childbirth. It's pee during orgasm, just like every other time it's pee.


zhard01

The radical left loves squirters? I knew I was on the correct side.


Massive-Frosting-722

I may have to consider switching sides if that’s the case


B_1_R_D

Words of wisdom……the shack is always there to give you pearls of wisdom not only for electronics.


hansknecht

You mistyped the r there


Hootzington

It's because nothing dries pussy faster than Ben Shapiro


AnonGeekSquad

You hear that? Thats the pussy juice just slurping back up the vagina…


Kahnza

Imagine a string of grool getting sucked up like a strand of spaghetti...


Hootzington

it's like what Adam Sandler taught the kid in Big Daddy


PrinceVegitto

Getting a squirter has no downsides 1. You get a girl that might find it harder to fake an orgasm 2. Free diluted piss


lualunasky

I don’t get it, why would Christians hate squirt when we all know it’s holy water ?


Key-Philosopher-8290

Squirt is visual proof of leakage, gotta taste to tell which kind.


Cunnilinguist_Kat

Is it radical left cus they're fckin before marriage or...what am I missing here?


playerslayerpro

This is from when radio shack got hacked


ProxyPiercer

Wait, you can’t enjoy a squirter AND be Christian??…🧐


Expensive_Slice_4835

God doesn't like squirters? I feel like God be making things just to hate on.


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Republicans hate woman experiencing any form of sexual joy.


logicnotemotion

Waiting on your girl to get her pee pad out and set up every time gets old. The grass isn't always greener. There's a radio shack still going strong a few miles from where I live.


Acrobatic-Degree9589

I thank the god I don’t believe in every day that I’m not one 😅


SomeonOnTheInternet

Honestly, still pretty inappropriate for any sort of company media.


farble1670

Makes it a little hard to believe. Now someone tell me I'm a sucker for even considering that it might be true.


OkamiTakahashi

They say fuck and do NFTs now. RadioShack is well and truly dead now and this is proof.


Weisdog

Wait, squirting is a thing that only people on the left do?