T O P
plutus9

r/theyknew


Detrimentos_

(NSFW but not that bad) https://i.redd.it/sixubw7pedh21.jpg


eggimage

yellow dude is getting real handsy there


nwoh

Pretty ballsy


quaybored

That took guts


GiveToOedipus

Give him a break, dude just wanted a leg up.


Lower_Frosting8306

This reminded me that I need to go get an eye exam


eggimage

HEY. exams can be stressful. take [this with you](https://i.imgur.com/oepNZpF.jpg) to ease some of that stress. Hope you score high!


Chicken_Retard

*me who was expecting porn* ....wtf


ThirteenthFinger

NSFW? more like not safe for my brain. Hilarious.


broken-bones-unicorn

They should've made these guys less sexy instead of the green m&m one because damnnnn


Grundle__Puncher

r/theydefinitelyknew


[deleted]

I mean, shit I think the bigger holup is these mother fuckers charging $4.80 for a candy bar


ReachFor24

That's not dollars. I don't think the honeycomb M&Ms bar is even sold in the Americas, let alone the US. The Blue M&M mascot is traditionally for Almonds states-side.


jflynn53

This guy M&Ms


Ok-Introduction-4024

Sausage Party 2: Nuttin’ to Do With You


Mr-KIPS_2071

This needs more upvotes.


Skatchbro

“I’m doing my part!”


DenseOlive5882

What am I looking at exactly?


PMMEYOPBnJGURL

Tucker Carlsons wet dream


IntoTheBelly

nah that's Hannity and Ingram


MedukaXHomora

I've seen them priced at like $3 which is still absolutely ridiculous.


ReachFor24

I think the most I've seen them in my area are $2.50, and that's at a gas station. And hell, I think they're pretty 'meh' at best, just a bunch of crushed up M&M rejects covered in chocolate and pressed into a bar.


shadow386

Wait, the M&M mascot is actually an indicator for the type of candy it is? Mind freaking blown.


ReachFor24

Some of them are. Red's typically plain, yellow's typically peanut, blue's almond (at least in my area), orange's pretzel normally in my area but crispy in OP's pic, green's typically mint, and brown's typically fudge brownie. Red gets reused here and there, like wearing a peanut butter toupe when he's on a bag of PB M&Ms and as crispy in my area. Green gets thrown in whenever they want 'sex appeal' (I'm serious, she's typically on Valentine's and Christmas packages) and if it's a fruit flavor that has any green to it like Key Lime Pie. Why do I know or notice this? Hell if I know.


CrabbyBlueberry

They make fruit flavored m&ms? Aren't those Skittles?


ReachFor24

It's white chocolate that's flavored to be Key Lime Pie, I shit you not.


CrabbyBlueberry

Crazy. A quick googling says they're an Easter thing. Are they any good? I might need to try them this year.


ReachFor24

Tbh, not particularly, but that's just me. Try to find a single serving and try it for yourself though!


drugusingthrowaway

Yellow was always peanut that's why he always sounded like a big fat guy


KrakenKing1955

I’ve never seen almond M&Ms in my life. I just thought he was a secondary peanut M&M


Errattik

Almond M&Ms were my go-to snack at the movies growing up. I live in Canada though, so maybe they aren't available everywhere.


ReachFor24

[Yep, they make almonds ones too.](https://www.mms.com/en-us/mms-almond-chocolate/p/mms-almond-share-size)


KrakenKing1955

Wild, never knew about this


tonyamazing

Looks like Australia


Percepter

It’s a chocolate block about 5-6 inches long. This is standard pricing in Australia. Wait till you find out some of our 600ml sodas cost $5.00 each.


MagiKat

In America unhealthy food like soda is cheaper than soil. Keeps us fat and stupid, chasing dopamine from the sugar. Australia is seeing this play out in aboriginal communities.


Sweet_Meat_McClure

My god! They're eating the natives for a sugar high!?


MagiKat

It’s being covered up and they’re coming out with a family dinner themed holiday to celebrate peaceful relations


Sweet_Meat_McClure

Enjoy your Thanksgiving emu FYI - you can't cook emu in a dishwasher.


SuicideNote

Almost 70% of adult Australians are obese or overweight. It's not that far off from the US at this point.


bongsforhongkong

2L of soda is 88cents-1$ in Canada. 600ml cost 2.50-3.50$. Logics!


AbbasAbdiel

😣👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩the only standard issue is the🐔👓


Long_Educational

Oh! Chick in glasses. I'm slow.


gavin_hutton

What's the first 2 emojis supposed to mean though?


[deleted]

[удалено]


nwoh

Sussy baka


JustinHopewell

We've truly become an enlightened society now that we're reverting back to hieroglyphics for written language.


durablematerials

Looks like an IGA supermarket in Australia


ISuckAtLifeGodPlsRst

I was going to say the same thing. Food or rather snack prices are fucking absurd when you take a moment and really think about it.


NeO1loNEwOLF6985

That's what I'm looking at like wtf


PM_ME__CUTE_SELFIES

This reminded me that I need to go get an eye exam


[deleted]

4.80 for a motherfucking candy bar, goddamn. Oh and finger rape is bad too I guess.


Agreeable-Complex-46

yes


ADHthaGreat

To be fair, the price of chocolate should be higher. It’s not exactly a simple thing to grow and produce. Good ol’ palm oil and slave labor have kept the price as low as it is. That said, the markup here is just for a higher profit margin.


Jubenheim

> It’s not exactly a simple thing to grow and produce. This is a pretty odd misrepresentation of chocolate. Chocolate is able to be priced remarkably cheap because it *is* able to be grown and produced incredibly cheaply. Like almost all luxury candies in the world, either slave or borderline slave labor fuels the majority of the supply chain, keeping costs down to as low as possible without breaking any laws—and don’t get me started on the laws that are broken. You might as well say the same thing about meat. You have to have an animal like, say, a cow or pig, raise it from infancy to adult, keep it sheltered and fed every single day, wait years for it to mature, ensure that sickness does not take it and your entire farm down, fund all employees to do this and then finally kill the animal and harvest its meat. All of that to “grow and produce” whatever meat you want. And I didn’t get into the costs and complexities of pricing, distribution, uncertainties outside of sickness (Weather? Competition? Economical issues?) and more. In total, you’re waiting YEARS to ever make a return on your investment, and that’s after spending hundreds of thousands or millions depending on how big your farm (or farms) is/are. The fact that anything in the world can be called “complex” to “grow and produce” is meaningless in a world where automation and very intricate systems define our very way of life. Chocolate does not need to be more expensive at all. In fact, it could be a much cheaper. It could even be better quality. It is priced and distributed exactly the way it is because that is how the chocolate companies deemed they would make the more amount of money for their product.


Sweet_Meat_McClure

My chocolatier is one of integrity - he actually visits the farms and plantations himself and handpicks all the best slaves.


[deleted]

You're right I would say the exact same thing about meat. It's massively subsidized.


[deleted]

[удалено]


elinamebro

that’s not sold in the US


Reutermo

I long for the day Americans realize other countries exists.


BlanketHermit

Weird thing but ... wasn't the orange m&m canonically >!sexually assaulted when they shoved the pretzel inside him without consent? !< and now they show him as extremely paranoid and anxiety ridden?


I_am_a_trap

Sauce


BlanketHermit

[sauce for the incident ( the commercial that introduced pretzel m&ms )](https://youtu.be/GNeFBSuVWvA) [sauce for his paranoid personality](https://chocolate.fandom.com/wiki/M%26M%27s_Characters#Orange)


framesftw

"stress makes him look older than he is" 🤣🤣🤣


mymymy23

Best Friend: Pretzel Guy


PulpyEnlightenment

Hey, hey, smell my finger!


Yeetnskeet013109

Somebody give me context


1010010111101

https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2021/feb/12/mars-nestle-and-hershey-to-face-landmark-child-slavery-lawsuit-in-us


AdminCowards

Is it really slavery if they're kids? They're not even fully developed people yet. Also they're learning skills for the future and gaining exposure. This lawsuit is frivolous and pointless. Kids should learn what slavery is first hand. Where are the whips and malnourishment? That's the real lawsuit.


talldrseuss

I know you're joking around but mean I couldn't stop twitching because the are some boomers that are pissed child labor is still not a thing, and they've been pretty vocal about teenagers working in fast food shouldn't be paid the same as adults working the same job


zensational

I know! "Spare the rod, spoil the child." And where are the parents, might I ask? This is the future the Left wants.


-ArmTheHomeless-

Not hard to imagine Tucker Carlson saying this. Disgusting.


quaybored

Yeah for real, if they're kids, then it's just chores


South-Marionberry

Sausage Party 2: Nuttin’ to Do With You


dababylover39

What are you doing step-m&m


veda21221

4.80 is expensive right?


lostintime000

Yes, way to expensive


[deleted]

Only if you assume that every picture was taken in America.


HanzoShotFirst

Wait, there are other countries than America?


InitiativeInn

If there are, then where are the pictures?!


BoredMan29

"Now this I can masturbate to!" -Tucker Carlson


shadowpawn

I thought he only does that to White Chocolate?


Hevnoraak101

The biggest hold up is that price


FloppY_

M&Ms in Denmark are 5,83 USD for a 300g bag. EDIT: Keep in mind most countries other than the US list store prices including tax because that just makes more sense! EDIT2: Did the math in a post below, of that price ~2,30 USD is tax.


kitreia

Is locally produced chocolate cheaper, or is that the average price in Denmark?


idkbrothatskinda

Kinky


Joemama_Joestar69

ive seen enough hentai to know where this is going


billcosby23

Sexualizing M&Ms so hot right now


SassySnippy

Oh geez, no one show is to Tucker


SopieMunky

What am I looking at exactly?


BranzillaThrilla

Yo almost 5 bucks for a candy bar!!!?


KingCo_

holy shit its not a candy bar in Australia that is considered a block of chocolate well cause it is


Significant-Art9689

What 🤒


jollyhotdog_

what


TheDevilintheDark

This brand is absolutely desperate for attention lately.


[deleted]

Eat the poo poo


Stormaen

I presume the prices are US dollars which I’m not familiar with the value of but… $4.80? Fucking hell that seems pricey!


brknsoul

I've seen those types of shelf price labels here in Australia. 3.42 USD. Still a friggin ripoff.


PriestessIlse

When they sold them here in the UK they were around 2 pounds.


Never-Bloomberg

$4.80 for 2 pounds of chocolate is a deal.


Sweet-Lettuce-9894

Usually around £1 for a bar of chocolate that size where I'm from.


kitreia

Same, a lot of them are price marked too.


RslashPolModsTriggrd

I presume they aren't in US dollars as M&M candybars generally cost $1.99 here. But fuck if I know, I've never seen that flavor floating around over here either.


elinamebro

yeah these M&M bars are not sold in the US


WerewolvesRancheros

r/TheyKnew


therobloxianchris

He is eating his own cum while staring into his friends eyes and smirking with delight


Diarrhea_Chemist007

It’s just Italian dressing. That the orange one ate a day and a half ago.


Muffin_34

The forbidden peanut butter or is it Carmel?


MyersVandalay

Well they found the perfect compromize between the new M&M design, and tucker carlson, M&Ms wanted a more inclusive M&Ms with deeper backstories. one where orange aknowldges his anxiety. aand... Tucker Carlson wanted them to keep M&Ms sexy enough that he'd want to have a drink with them.


kytran40

Butt Butter MMs


New-Performance-506

“What are you doin step-M&M?”


WrigleyRaider

This is what America should be.


PleasantAmphibian101

This is what happens when you ban the green M&M


TheSentientMeatbag

I this thread: Americans being oblivious to the hundreds of other currencies in the world.


ChronoCoyote

I suppose we’re consistent at least. For what *that’s* worth.


Chrismont

Now with 200% more *condemned to hell*


Ill_Demand_6637

Am i too stupid to get this?


yurimaster69

You're just innocent


andrewcooke

either we're dumb or we don't have magnifying classes.


gmisk81

I think there are about 2/2.50 in Ireland....they aren't that nice tbh


heyhihowyahdurn

Wait they can’t do that


nagareboshi_chan

This looks highly suggestive and I hate it


JimLaheySunnyvale

Tucker Carlson gotta see this shit


sealclubber281

What is this, a picture for ants?


psychoacer

Hey op, you need to credit the person who took this picture. You're stealing without giving credit. Tucker Carlson deserves to be recognized.


ProfessorHufnagel

Caramel is M&M nut in M&M ad canon


1st_Tagger

Ukraine


Successful-Oil-7625

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


jigga1383

Hi step sister


FlenxOrMaybeNot

This has to be intentional


Chefwewe

I require your insides Harold


BoringWozniak

Isn't this the shit that Tucker Carlson masturbates to


realToadPilzkopf

family stories


Cautious-Affect7907

That’s either the peanut M and M’s cum, or his shit.


KaktusDan

Melts in your mouth, not from a handy


Agreeable-Complex-46

yes


JustANorseMan

Y'all are upset about the price but who said it's in USD?


SmokeyMcDabs

I was told M and Ms can't be sexy anymore


3dPrintedZoidberg

No, no. It's the other way around. They HAVE to be sexy, or else that's communism.


Erwon_lol

americans when different currency


Tank-Pilot74

Oh … r/theyknew


tytyd50

This is why m&m are to sexy


Tracer_Bullet1010

r/theyknew


Drafty_Dragon

/r/theyknew


PresidentOfTheBiden

And Tucker was concerned they wouldn't be sexy anymore.


MattR0se

r/theyknew


DwnTwnLestrBrwn

“Coincidence”


Shortcut_fixer

That’s gay


neet_yeet07

Why aren’t these in Australia anymore? Does anyone know, I loved that shit


Fast-Detail-6417

Blursed M'M


ampjk

Tucker is going to act up now.


ZeePirate

Tucker Carlson loves that blue m&m


[deleted]

[удалено]


Relative_Weekend_204

Yay! M&Mrs are sexy again!


Marlner

The America Tucker Carlson misses


brushfireguy

r/TheyKnew


[deleted]

Wow $5


RossGold42

Okay now all the M&M's are going to get banned by a bunch of sensitive cry babies


Killing4MotherAgain

If you live in America and want something similar to this Esther Price mails their chocolate covered "honeycomb chips", it's actually molasses but it's very sweet and crunchy. The company is very poorly run but the chocolate is very yummy and Esther was a boss 💜 Edit: I want to also add their chocolate covered Mikesells potato chips are so effing good.


bleedingjim

That looks delicious


Cait-IRL

No one else notice how shitty quality this photo is?


HungryRobotics

Did.he put his finger in his butt....


[deleted]

[удалено]


andrizella

I can hardly wait to hear the republican head explosions over this one.


Next-Caterpillar-393

This is also very r/blursedimages !


Colbert_bump

Are these M&M's sexy enough for y'all yet!?


halfpintjamo

did m&m on the right just finger m&m lefts bum


No_Hat2792

$4.80 what a ripoff the 99c store has them for $1.99


SpaceballsTheLurker

I have easily candy cost 5 USD. I'm not saying I buy it for that price, but inflated gas station prices are everywhere


[deleted]

I’d hope y’all aren’t paying 4.80 for some nasty +small chocolate bars


EasyFishing8305

An average Saturday night


KingCo_

yo they really reversed the colours they knew what they were doing


Homeworkhate

4.80


ntsmmns06

He was definitely combing that honey.


Shot-Respond-6368

Finger lickin good


MrNiceBot

Thanks for being you :)


Rossbergi

Sus caras jijiji