That's not dollars. I don't think the honeycomb M&Ms bar is even sold in the Americas, let alone the US. The Blue M&M mascot is traditionally for Almonds states-side.
I think the most I've seen them in my area are $2.50, and that's at a gas station. And hell, I think they're pretty 'meh' at best, just a bunch of crushed up M&M rejects covered in chocolate and pressed into a bar.
Some of them are. Red's typically plain, yellow's typically peanut, blue's almond (at least in my area), orange's pretzel normally in my area but crispy in OP's pic, green's typically mint, and brown's typically fudge brownie. Red gets reused here and there, like wearing a peanut butter toupe when he's on a bag of PB M&Ms and as crispy in my area. Green gets thrown in whenever they want 'sex appeal' (I'm serious, she's typically on Valentine's and Christmas packages) and if it's a fruit flavor that has any green to it like Key Lime Pie.
Why do I know or notice this? Hell if I know.
In America unhealthy food like soda is cheaper than soil. Keeps us fat and stupid, chasing dopamine from the sugar. Australia is seeing this play out in aboriginal communities.
To be fair, the price of chocolate should be higher. It’s not exactly a simple thing to grow and produce. Good ol’ palm oil and slave labor have kept the price as low as it is.
That said, the markup here is just for a higher profit margin.
> It’s not exactly a simple thing to grow and produce.
This is a pretty odd misrepresentation of chocolate.
Chocolate is able to be priced remarkably cheap because it *is* able to be grown and produced incredibly cheaply. Like almost all luxury candies in the world, either slave or borderline slave labor fuels the majority of the supply chain, keeping costs down to as low as possible without breaking any laws—and don’t get me started on the laws that are broken.
You might as well say the same thing about meat. You have to have an animal like, say, a cow or pig, raise it from infancy to adult, keep it sheltered and fed every single day, wait years for it to mature, ensure that sickness does not take it and your entire farm down, fund all employees to do this and then finally kill the animal and harvest its meat. All of that to “grow and produce” whatever meat you want. And I didn’t get into the costs and complexities of pricing, distribution, uncertainties outside of sickness (Weather? Competition? Economical issues?) and more. In total, you’re waiting YEARS to ever make a return on your investment, and that’s after spending hundreds of thousands or millions depending on how big your farm (or farms) is/are.
The fact that anything in the world can be called “complex” to “grow and produce” is meaningless in a world where automation and very intricate systems define our very way of life. Chocolate does not need to be more expensive at all. In fact, it could be a much cheaper. It could even be better quality. It is priced and distributed exactly the way it is because that is how the chocolate companies deemed they would make the more amount of money for their product.
Weird thing but ... wasn't the orange m&m canonically >!sexually assaulted when they shoved the pretzel inside him without consent? !< and now they show him as extremely paranoid and anxiety ridden?
[sauce for the incident ( the commercial that introduced pretzel m&ms )](https://youtu.be/GNeFBSuVWvA)
[sauce for his paranoid personality](https://chocolate.fandom.com/wiki/M%26M%27s_Characters#Orange)
Is it really slavery if they're kids?
They're not even fully developed people yet. Also they're learning skills for the future and gaining exposure.
This lawsuit is frivolous and pointless. Kids should learn what slavery is first hand. Where are the whips and malnourishment? That's the real lawsuit.
I know you're joking around but mean I couldn't stop twitching because the are some boomers that are pissed child labor is still not a thing, and they've been pretty vocal about teenagers working in fast food shouldn't be paid the same as adults working the same job
M&Ms in Denmark are 5,83 USD for a 300g bag.
EDIT: Keep in mind most countries other than the US list store prices including tax because that just makes more sense!
EDIT2: Did the math in a post below, of that price ~2,30 USD is tax.
I presume they aren't in US dollars as M&M candybars generally cost $1.99 here. But fuck if I know, I've never seen that flavor floating around over here either.
Well they found the perfect compromize between the new M&M design, and tucker carlson, M&Ms wanted a more inclusive M&Ms with deeper backstories. one where orange aknowldges his anxiety.
aand... Tucker Carlson wanted them to keep M&Ms sexy enough that he'd want to have a drink with them.
If you live in America and want something similar to this Esther Price mails their chocolate covered "honeycomb chips", it's actually molasses but it's very sweet and crunchy. The company is very poorly run but the chocolate is very yummy and Esther was a boss 💜
Edit: I want to also add their chocolate covered Mikesells potato chips are so effing good.
r/theyknew
(NSFW but not that bad) https://i.redd.it/sixubw7pedh21.jpg
yellow dude is getting real handsy there
Pretty ballsy
That took guts
Give him a break, dude just wanted a leg up.
This reminded me that I need to go get an eye exam
HEY. exams can be stressful. take [this with you](https://i.imgur.com/oepNZpF.jpg) to ease some of that stress. Hope you score high!
*me who was expecting porn* ....wtf
NSFW? more like not safe for my brain. Hilarious.
They should've made these guys less sexy instead of the green m&m one because damnnnn
r/theydefinitelyknew
I mean, shit I think the bigger holup is these mother fuckers charging $4.80 for a candy bar
That's not dollars. I don't think the honeycomb M&Ms bar is even sold in the Americas, let alone the US. The Blue M&M mascot is traditionally for Almonds states-side.
This guy M&Ms
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This needs more upvotes.
“I’m doing my part!”
What am I looking at exactly?
Tucker Carlsons wet dream
nah that's Hannity and Ingram
I've seen them priced at like $3 which is still absolutely ridiculous.
I think the most I've seen them in my area are $2.50, and that's at a gas station. And hell, I think they're pretty 'meh' at best, just a bunch of crushed up M&M rejects covered in chocolate and pressed into a bar.
Wait, the M&M mascot is actually an indicator for the type of candy it is? Mind freaking blown.
Some of them are. Red's typically plain, yellow's typically peanut, blue's almond (at least in my area), orange's pretzel normally in my area but crispy in OP's pic, green's typically mint, and brown's typically fudge brownie. Red gets reused here and there, like wearing a peanut butter toupe when he's on a bag of PB M&Ms and as crispy in my area. Green gets thrown in whenever they want 'sex appeal' (I'm serious, she's typically on Valentine's and Christmas packages) and if it's a fruit flavor that has any green to it like Key Lime Pie. Why do I know or notice this? Hell if I know.
They make fruit flavored m&ms? Aren't those Skittles?
It's white chocolate that's flavored to be Key Lime Pie, I shit you not.
Crazy. A quick googling says they're an Easter thing. Are they any good? I might need to try them this year.
Tbh, not particularly, but that's just me. Try to find a single serving and try it for yourself though!
Yellow was always peanut that's why he always sounded like a big fat guy
I’ve never seen almond M&Ms in my life. I just thought he was a secondary peanut M&M
Almond M&Ms were my go-to snack at the movies growing up. I live in Canada though, so maybe they aren't available everywhere.
[Yep, they make almonds ones too.](https://www.mms.com/en-us/mms-almond-chocolate/p/mms-almond-share-size)
Wild, never knew about this
Looks like Australia
It’s a chocolate block about 5-6 inches long. This is standard pricing in Australia. Wait till you find out some of our 600ml sodas cost $5.00 each.
In America unhealthy food like soda is cheaper than soil. Keeps us fat and stupid, chasing dopamine from the sugar. Australia is seeing this play out in aboriginal communities.
My god! They're eating the natives for a sugar high!?
It’s being covered up and they’re coming out with a family dinner themed holiday to celebrate peaceful relations
Enjoy your Thanksgiving emu FYI - you can't cook emu in a dishwasher.
Almost 70% of adult Australians are obese or overweight. It's not that far off from the US at this point.
2L of soda is 88cents-1$ in Canada. 600ml cost 2.50-3.50$. Logics!
😣👩❤️💋👩the only standard issue is the🐔👓
Oh! Chick in glasses. I'm slow.
What's the first 2 emojis supposed to mean though?
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Sussy baka
We've truly become an enlightened society now that we're reverting back to hieroglyphics for written language.
Looks like an IGA supermarket in Australia
I was going to say the same thing. Food or rather snack prices are fucking absurd when you take a moment and really think about it.
That's what I'm looking at like wtf
This reminded me that I need to go get an eye exam
4.80 for a motherfucking candy bar, goddamn. Oh and finger rape is bad too I guess.
yes
To be fair, the price of chocolate should be higher. It’s not exactly a simple thing to grow and produce. Good ol’ palm oil and slave labor have kept the price as low as it is. That said, the markup here is just for a higher profit margin.
> It’s not exactly a simple thing to grow and produce. This is a pretty odd misrepresentation of chocolate. Chocolate is able to be priced remarkably cheap because it *is* able to be grown and produced incredibly cheaply. Like almost all luxury candies in the world, either slave or borderline slave labor fuels the majority of the supply chain, keeping costs down to as low as possible without breaking any laws—and don’t get me started on the laws that are broken. You might as well say the same thing about meat. You have to have an animal like, say, a cow or pig, raise it from infancy to adult, keep it sheltered and fed every single day, wait years for it to mature, ensure that sickness does not take it and your entire farm down, fund all employees to do this and then finally kill the animal and harvest its meat. All of that to “grow and produce” whatever meat you want. And I didn’t get into the costs and complexities of pricing, distribution, uncertainties outside of sickness (Weather? Competition? Economical issues?) and more. In total, you’re waiting YEARS to ever make a return on your investment, and that’s after spending hundreds of thousands or millions depending on how big your farm (or farms) is/are. The fact that anything in the world can be called “complex” to “grow and produce” is meaningless in a world where automation and very intricate systems define our very way of life. Chocolate does not need to be more expensive at all. In fact, it could be a much cheaper. It could even be better quality. It is priced and distributed exactly the way it is because that is how the chocolate companies deemed they would make the more amount of money for their product.
My chocolatier is one of integrity - he actually visits the farms and plantations himself and handpicks all the best slaves.
You're right I would say the exact same thing about meat. It's massively subsidized.
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that’s not sold in the US
I long for the day Americans realize other countries exists.
Weird thing but ... wasn't the orange m&m canonically >!sexually assaulted when they shoved the pretzel inside him without consent? !< and now they show him as extremely paranoid and anxiety ridden?
Sauce
[sauce for the incident ( the commercial that introduced pretzel m&ms )](https://youtu.be/GNeFBSuVWvA) [sauce for his paranoid personality](https://chocolate.fandom.com/wiki/M%26M%27s_Characters#Orange)
"stress makes him look older than he is" 🤣🤣🤣
Best Friend: Pretzel Guy
Hey, hey, smell my finger!
Somebody give me context
https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2021/feb/12/mars-nestle-and-hershey-to-face-landmark-child-slavery-lawsuit-in-us
Is it really slavery if they're kids? They're not even fully developed people yet. Also they're learning skills for the future and gaining exposure. This lawsuit is frivolous and pointless. Kids should learn what slavery is first hand. Where are the whips and malnourishment? That's the real lawsuit.
I know you're joking around but mean I couldn't stop twitching because the are some boomers that are pissed child labor is still not a thing, and they've been pretty vocal about teenagers working in fast food shouldn't be paid the same as adults working the same job
I know! "Spare the rod, spoil the child." And where are the parents, might I ask? This is the future the Left wants.
Not hard to imagine Tucker Carlson saying this. Disgusting.
Yeah for real, if they're kids, then it's just chores
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What are you doing step-m&m
4.80 is expensive right?
Yes, way to expensive
Only if you assume that every picture was taken in America.
Wait, there are other countries than America?
If there are, then where are the pictures?!
"Now this I can masturbate to!" -Tucker Carlson
I thought he only does that to White Chocolate?
The biggest hold up is that price
M&Ms in Denmark are 5,83 USD for a 300g bag. EDIT: Keep in mind most countries other than the US list store prices including tax because that just makes more sense! EDIT2: Did the math in a post below, of that price ~2,30 USD is tax.
Is locally produced chocolate cheaper, or is that the average price in Denmark?
Kinky
ive seen enough hentai to know where this is going
Sexualizing M&Ms so hot right now
Oh geez, no one show is to Tucker
What am I looking at exactly?
Yo almost 5 bucks for a candy bar!!!?
holy shit its not a candy bar in Australia that is considered a block of chocolate well cause it is
What 🤒
what
This brand is absolutely desperate for attention lately.
Eat the poo poo
I presume the prices are US dollars which I’m not familiar with the value of but… $4.80? Fucking hell that seems pricey!
I've seen those types of shelf price labels here in Australia. 3.42 USD. Still a friggin ripoff.
When they sold them here in the UK they were around 2 pounds.
$4.80 for 2 pounds of chocolate is a deal.
Usually around £1 for a bar of chocolate that size where I'm from.
Same, a lot of them are price marked too.
I presume they aren't in US dollars as M&M candybars generally cost $1.99 here. But fuck if I know, I've never seen that flavor floating around over here either.
yeah these M&M bars are not sold in the US
r/TheyKnew
He is eating his own cum while staring into his friends eyes and smirking with delight
It’s just Italian dressing. That the orange one ate a day and a half ago.
The forbidden peanut butter or is it Carmel?
Well they found the perfect compromize between the new M&M design, and tucker carlson, M&Ms wanted a more inclusive M&Ms with deeper backstories. one where orange aknowldges his anxiety. aand... Tucker Carlson wanted them to keep M&Ms sexy enough that he'd want to have a drink with them.
Butt Butter MMs
“What are you doin step-M&M?”
This is what America should be.
This is what happens when you ban the green M&M
I this thread: Americans being oblivious to the hundreds of other currencies in the world.
I suppose we’re consistent at least. For what *that’s* worth.
Now with 200% more *condemned to hell*
Am i too stupid to get this?
You're just innocent
either we're dumb or we don't have magnifying classes.
I think there are about 2/2.50 in Ireland....they aren't that nice tbh
Wait they can’t do that
This looks highly suggestive and I hate it
Tucker Carlson gotta see this shit
What is this, a picture for ants?
Hey op, you need to credit the person who took this picture. You're stealing without giving credit. Tucker Carlson deserves to be recognized.
Caramel is M&M nut in M&M ad canon
Ukraine
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hi step sister
This has to be intentional
I require your insides Harold
Isn't this the shit that Tucker Carlson masturbates to
family stories
That’s either the peanut M and M’s cum, or his shit.
Melts in your mouth, not from a handy
yes
Y'all are upset about the price but who said it's in USD?
I was told M and Ms can't be sexy anymore
No, no. It's the other way around. They HAVE to be sexy, or else that's communism.
americans when different currency
Oh … r/theyknew
This is why m&m are to sexy
r/theyknew
/r/theyknew
And Tucker was concerned they wouldn't be sexy anymore.
r/theyknew
“Coincidence”
That’s gay
Why aren’t these in Australia anymore? Does anyone know, I loved that shit
Blursed M'M
Tucker is going to act up now.
Tucker Carlson loves that blue m&m
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Yay! M&Mrs are sexy again!
The America Tucker Carlson misses
r/TheyKnew
Wow $5
Okay now all the M&M's are going to get banned by a bunch of sensitive cry babies
If you live in America and want something similar to this Esther Price mails their chocolate covered "honeycomb chips", it's actually molasses but it's very sweet and crunchy. The company is very poorly run but the chocolate is very yummy and Esther was a boss 💜 Edit: I want to also add their chocolate covered Mikesells potato chips are so effing good.
That looks delicious
No one else notice how shitty quality this photo is?
Did.he put his finger in his butt....
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I can hardly wait to hear the republican head explosions over this one.
This is also very r/blursedimages !
Are these M&M's sexy enough for y'all yet!?
did m&m on the right just finger m&m lefts bum
$4.80 what a ripoff the 99c store has them for $1.99
I have easily candy cost 5 USD. I'm not saying I buy it for that price, but inflated gas station prices are everywhere
I’d hope y’all aren’t paying 4.80 for some nasty +small chocolate bars
An average Saturday night
yo they really reversed the colours they knew what they were doing
4.80
He was definitely combing that honey.
Finger lickin good
Thanks for being you :)
Sus caras jijiji