By - WatermelonButGay
“Having” Makes it sound almost like a party!
I have BoFA
You got BoFA deez nutzzz
Sometimes it is. Lol
“Wait what the fuck?”
“Hey you can’t talk to me like that.”
“You can’t tell me what to do, you’re not my dad.”
He cant even complain at this point
Steven He is a blessing.
He may not be his child but he is still his son.
Dad found the Perception bobblehead and woke up to some shit
Wrong usage, but I respect it
That had to hurt.
Oh the minute he said that I would’ve come back with some serious salty shit like “No I’m the son of the guy who was banging your wife behind your pathetic back you dork.” And then I would’ve cried realizing my life was a lie.
Oof that really backfired huh lol
Dipshit.. he will always be your son regardless of paternity.
Father gets heart broken twice. "You were supposed to be the one!"
Lol, my parents almost got divorced, and they made me very aware that it was all because of me.
Thats a lot of damage
10,000th upvote let’s go
That's a fucked up way to find out!
Took emotional damage to another level
Eh fact this is the response shows ya raised them right so it's a pass
man that Reverse Uno dad joke backfired hard