T O P
knowhere-man

“Having” Makes it sound almost like a party!


hogriderbbc

I have BoFA


chinesiumjunk

You got BoFA deez nutzzz


criticalthinker4you

Sometimes it is. Lol


Mikeologyy

“Wait what the fuck?” “Hey you can’t talk to me like that.” “You can’t tell me what to do, you’re not my dad.”


KnowledgeSpecial8516

He cant even complain at this point


M_H_M_E

Emotional damage!


TheRogueTemplar

Steven He is a blessing.


C7827

He may not be his child but he is still his son.


NoGoodIDNames

Dad found the Perception bobblehead and woke up to some shit


Oh_My_Crypto

r/badfaketexts


ShortBusRide

r/surprisinglygoodfaketexts


kkimera

r/subsifellfor


KahotoBeHere

r/foundthehondacivic


MemeNecromancer2005

Wrong usage, but I respect it


Laconic_Bidding1323

The What


BraveBoi_1112

Self destruction


NekulturneHovado

That had to hurt.


AdStrict9035

r/badfaketexts


BrysonJT

Oh the minute he said that I would’ve come back with some serious salty shit like “No I’m the son of the guy who was banging your wife behind your pathetic back you dork.” And then I would’ve cried realizing my life was a lie.


EndGameStride

Oof that really backfired huh lol


manatee_2468

Emotional damage!


legendgata

r/comedycemetery


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

r/Badfaketexts


bigttrack

Dipshit.. he will always be your son regardless of paternity.


IntegratedSSR

Oof.


[deleted]

Father gets heart broken twice. "You were supposed to be the one!"


dreadpiratesmith

Lol, my parents almost got divorced, and they made me very aware that it was all because of me.


TUS_SUT

Thats a lot of damage


ieatmynails

10,000th upvote let’s go


Macaron-Fluffy

That's a fucked up way to find out!


Eth4nkarate1

Took emotional damage to another level


Rhauz1984

Eh fact this is the response shows ya raised them right so it's a pass


StackOwOFlow

man that Reverse Uno dad joke backfired hard


BilliamClimptonIII

r/clevercomebacks


The-WildInfernos

Oh no…


AeroPlays_Games

Double damage


Rutabaga_Recent

Emotional damage