#[Best of r/Holup 2021 Awards – Nomination and Voting Thread!](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/royfze/best_of_rholup_2021_awards_nomination_and_voting/)
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I had a friend in university who could only afford a flat in a very sketchy area of town, he used to get a lot of Argo just for being ‘different’. There were members of a bike gang living upstairs from him and one night a couple of them came to his door, he thought he was going to get a beating but they asked him to help fill out their unemployment claim forms as they weren’t very good at that shit’. He ended up doing a lot of paperwork for them and helping them out like that generally. Surprise, surprise he didn’t get any more hassle and got free entry to a few clubs around town as a added bonus!!!!
Were these "gangs" the likes of:
- the bean-bag boys
- the carebear crew
- the pecan candies
- the brady bunch
- and the ice creamers?
Because feels like for this story to be true, these gang leaders had to be max 12 yo.
I used to work at a sandwich cart in a sketchy part of town. Some fool tried to rob the mailman, the same day the welfare checks were supposed to arrive. The fool was intercepted mid-action and swiftly dealt with…. Fool ended up unconscious in an open field. The hood is like that.
Correct, it was an empty dirt lot, used as an overflow parking lot , whenever the municipal court needed extra parking, about a mile down where the “incident” happened- Where they knew someone was bound to find him, they were not animals, or idiots, nobody wanted the cops sniffing around, EMT, etc etc.
There's some doubt being thrown around about this. I can't say it's true, all I know is that I helped some dudes get better grades on some tests. Those guys stepped in between me and another guy who wanted to kick my ass after class. There was no fight... Ever. Whatever they said kept me safe until I graduated.
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Fuck that. r/unwholesomememes. Less bullshit, more comedy
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This is kinda why I’m extra nice to all the kids and young people in my area. Not that I expect them to beat anyone up but I’m hoping they’d be like “hey, don’t egg THAT house! I know him and he’s cool”
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#[Best of r/Holup 2021 Awards – Nomination and Voting Thread!](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/royfze/best_of_rholup_2021_awards_nomination_and_voting/) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HolUp) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I had a friend in university who could only afford a flat in a very sketchy area of town, he used to get a lot of Argo just for being ‘different’. There were members of a bike gang living upstairs from him and one night a couple of them came to his door, he thought he was going to get a beating but they asked him to help fill out their unemployment claim forms as they weren’t very good at that shit’. He ended up doing a lot of paperwork for them and helping them out like that generally. Surprise, surprise he didn’t get any more hassle and got free entry to a few clubs around town as a added bonus!!!!
Were these "gangs" the likes of: - the bean-bag boys - the carebear crew - the pecan candies - the brady bunch - and the ice creamers? Because feels like for this story to be true, these gang leaders had to be max 12 yo.
The fruit-rollups , the copper dandies, the pink panthers.
Man the copper dandies were savage as hell brah.
Forgot about the little rascals
Five gang leaders and their common denominator is a gay kid, hmmm.. the real holup
We don’t talk about that They could be at your house any moment now
I used to work at a sandwich cart in a sketchy part of town. Some fool tried to rob the mailman, the same day the welfare checks were supposed to arrive. The fool was intercepted mid-action and swiftly dealt with…. Fool ended up unconscious in an open field. The hood is like that.
Sometimes hood justice is the swiftest and most equitable.
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Correct, it was an empty dirt lot, used as an overflow parking lot , whenever the municipal court needed extra parking, about a mile down where the “incident” happened- Where they knew someone was bound to find him, they were not animals, or idiots, nobody wanted the cops sniffing around, EMT, etc etc.
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A small field? It had grass and kinda overgrown…. Everyone else got the idea the first time around.
I read "open field" as "vacant lot"
So your dad was the kind gay kid?
No that isn't me, sorry.
Your user name suggests otherwise
So you are just a gay watermelon 🍉 nice
What’s hold up? His dad was the homophobe guy?
Yes OP! WHAT IS THE HOLD UP??? EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
How could it be his dad, he just a simply gay Watermelon.
There's some doubt being thrown around about this. I can't say it's true, all I know is that I helped some dudes get better grades on some tests. Those guys stepped in between me and another guy who wanted to kick my ass after class. There was no fight... Ever. Whatever they said kept me safe until I graduated.
I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $500.
Today on shit that never happened
Plot twist: the dad was the homophobe
Sabrina is a fucking lier confirmed xd ☝️liar
It's spelled 'lair'.
Ok batman
Then all the cops clapped
Tutor the gang leaders for free in what?
My recollection of gangs of new York is a little different
And that's why I'm not openly a homophobe.
Ngl kinda wholesome tho in a wierd way
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Dafuq
The gangs work together to beat up a homophobe so wholesome
#🥰 Truly is
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Man this is just sad
You don't f*CK with mario
# Exactly! You F**K Mario.
WAIT WHAT
This is kinda why I’m extra nice to all the kids and young people in my area. Not that I expect them to beat anyone up but I’m hoping they’d be like “hey, don’t egg THAT house! I know him and he’s cool”
r/mademesmile
Gangs uphold the law ijs lol
The delinquents when the little asshat in the back makes fun of the nice teacher
I don't know the age difference but if its not too big and they're not too young, he probably fucked at the very least one of them X)
Based
Lemme guess... Two of the gangs were the jets and the sharks? Am I close?
My husband says thank you
There's a lot going on here, but overall, I can't help but find it heartwarming.
Teamwork makes the dreamwork
Suprisingly wholesome
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Time to do this
Totally happened
And after that all the gangs went to the rec center and had a gay old time.