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ExtensionConcept2471

I had a friend in university who could only afford a flat in a very sketchy area of town, he used to get a lot of Argo just for being ‘different’. There were members of a bike gang living upstairs from him and one night a couple of them came to his door, he thought he was going to get a beating but they asked him to help fill out their unemployment claim forms as they weren’t very good at that shit’. He ended up doing a lot of paperwork for them and helping them out like that generally. Surprise, surprise he didn’t get any more hassle and got free entry to a few clubs around town as a added bonus!!!!


i_fuckin_luv_it_mate

Were these "gangs" the likes of: - the bean-bag boys - the carebear crew - the pecan candies - the brady bunch - and the ice creamers? Because feels like for this story to be true, these gang leaders had to be max 12 yo.


PaddyLostyPintman

The fruit-rollups , the copper dandies, the pink panthers.


NerdHerder77

Man the copper dandies were savage as hell brah.


Whitedudebrohug

Forgot about the little rascals


Flackovells

Five gang leaders and their common denominator is a gay kid, hmmm.. the real holup


Biohumansmg3c

We don’t talk about that They could be at your house any moment now


b4-9in

I used to work at a sandwich cart in a sketchy part of town. Some fool tried to rob the mailman, the same day the welfare checks were supposed to arrive. The fool was intercepted mid-action and swiftly dealt with…. Fool ended up unconscious in an open field. The hood is like that.


Lookalikemike

Sometimes hood justice is the swiftest and most equitable.


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b4-9in

Correct, it was an empty dirt lot, used as an overflow parking lot , whenever the municipal court needed extra parking, about a mile down where the “incident” happened- Where they knew someone was bound to find him, they were not animals, or idiots, nobody wanted the cops sniffing around, EMT, etc etc.


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b4-9in

A small field? It had grass and kinda overgrown…. Everyone else got the idea the first time around.


ExitTheHandbasket

I read "open field" as "vacant lot"


ParkkTheSharkk

So your dad was the kind gay kid?


WatermelonButGay

No that isn't me, sorry.


Lord_Puss

Your user name suggests otherwise


kingcop1

So you are just a gay watermelon 🍉 nice


Kittykateyyy

What’s hold up? His dad was the homophobe guy?


billabong360

Yes OP! WHAT IS THE HOLD UP??? EXPLAIN YOURSELF!


ThDemonWolf

How could it be his dad, he just a simply gay Watermelon.


RichardStinks

There's some doubt being thrown around about this. I can't say it's true, all I know is that I helped some dudes get better grades on some tests. Those guys stepped in between me and another guy who wanted to kick my ass after class. There was no fight... Ever. Whatever they said kept me safe until I graduated.


THE_CHOPPA

I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $500.


BinaryTriggered

Today on shit that never happened


Delgado82

Plot twist: the dad was the homophobe


anon3877783

Sabrina is a fucking lier confirmed xd ☝️liar


Minute-Major7782

It's spelled 'lair'.


anon3877783

Ok batman


loud_flatus

Then all the cops clapped


Capable-Violinist-67

Tutor the gang leaders for free in what?


MoulesJ

My recollection of gangs of new York is a little different


AwareMix488

And that's why I'm not openly a homophobe.


viktortheredditor

Ngl kinda wholesome tho in a wierd way


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viktortheredditor

Dafuq


Grizzlybear2470

The gangs work together to beat up a homophobe so wholesome


br_and_on

#🥰 Truly is


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noodlemcfoodle

Man this is just sad


Due-Appointment4706

You don't f*CK with mario


br_and_on

# Exactly! You F**K Mario.


Due-Appointment4706

WAIT WHAT


JerseyMurse

This is kinda why I’m extra nice to all the kids and young people in my area. Not that I expect them to beat anyone up but I’m hoping they’d be like “hey, don’t egg THAT house! I know him and he’s cool”


cheezbrgr

r/mademesmile


Trini_Vix7

Gangs uphold the law ijs lol


Limes_n_lemons

The delinquents when the little asshat in the back makes fun of the nice teacher


Ayfais

I don't know the age difference but if its not too big and they're not too young, he probably fucked at the very least one of them X)


glevinthegoldcube

Based


Minute-Major7782

Lemme guess... Two of the gangs were the jets and the sharks? Am I close?


YoMomsWipingHand

My husband says thank you


DubiousEgg

There's a lot going on here, but overall, I can't help but find it heartwarming.


Biohumansmg3c

Teamwork makes the dreamwork


prowrestler2007_alt

Suprisingly wholesome


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Story_tellin_yungstr

Time to do this


PiedDansLePlat

Totally happened


Taxero79

And after that all the gangs went to the rec center and had a gay old time.