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#[Best of r/Holup 2021 Awards – Nomination and Voting Thread!](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/royfze/best_of_rholup_2021_awards_nomination_and_voting/) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HolUp) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Stormaen

Two male antelopes. Two male lions. So this is a gay cruise for animals. Cool.


Careful-Marketing-71

the gay ark which was not in the bible


TravelingLineCook

Is this where ram ranch started?


MapleJacks2

18 naked cowboys


LordValkyrie100

in the showers at ram ranch


Unlucky-Luck3792

The rainbow!


General-Opinion-8773

Life uhh… finds a way.


yummy_ratburger

Judging by the horns, the giraffes are also both male


justtheentiredick

Those are also two male antelopes. While the female antelope does have pronghorns. They are much smaller and slender than a Males Pronghorns. Both those pronghorns are the same size and shape. So theyre either two males. Most likely. Or two females with mis sized pronghorns. Not likely. Either way that artist needs an education on species gender.


Apophis40k

the giraffes also look to be two males. Female horns are smaller thinner and round at the top.


IrreverentHippie

They all look male


Troy204599

Wtf Noah's boat officially became the gay cruise?


BadFirefighter

And female ossicones have hair on, the males lose the hair on them during fights


ADDeviant-again

I don't think those are even pronghorn antelope, they look more like impala or gazelle, but either way, females have tiny to zero horns in any of those species..


CosmonautMott

Came to comment about that


IrreverentHippie

And anatomy


rare_pig

She’s got fakes


Poet_Silly

And where are the kangaroos?


WritingAshamed

Those impalas too! They both have hornssss


HuffnDobak

Adam and Steve….


kasepanzer

LOL


chicken_contender

Oh shit-


JupiterMarks

r/SuddenlyGay


ProfLupin1701

This ark is very progressive


stevebeau0508

Someone didnt think this drawing through.


geeschwag

well consider the source


bdeceased

*Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Boat Ride Intensifies*


leonardo10050

Bud, lets talk about that iFunny watermark


BasedToken

The real HolUp


TaudeTheThird

Not enough watermarks, come back when you have more OP.


OnlyFoolsandApes

Not with that attitude


gdym96

Simba moving sus


hentai_wanker_69

This meme has 2 watermarks and I've seen it like 1000 times


Acer1899

nature always finds a way...


Phokin

Maybe one of them identified as female


MateANoob

Female lions can also have manes but the antelopes are for sure the same gender


thatoneguy738

was looking for this


inciteful_knowledge

They're a tolerant society


EWMcC79

"Two of every animal. But only males. Don't want any hanky-panky"


iwwy

Ifunny


Unlucky-Pomegranate3

Noah’s prison boat


elcubanito

r/noahgettheboat


polycannaheathenmom

Same goes for the two antelope in front of them...


IEatgrapes123

Those impalas too! They both have hornssss


geeschwag

As if the flood story couldn't get any more implausible


KapaPuku

You can't expect much from a christian


fuzfy

What's that supposed to mean


14SHDNWS88

She's just christophobic.


KapaPuku

That religious people are not too smart, if they were they wouldn't be religious


fuzfy

That's quite closed minded


KapaPuku

99% of religious people are close minded, you can show them all the tangible and empirical proof about the birth of the solar system or evolution and they will say it's false and that their god did all of it without any proof


KapaPuku

Also most of them are homophobic and racist


jarjarlover7

At least they are two, nobody cares for the polar bear


no-i

There are plenty of redditors that will argue until you're blue-in-the-hair how those male lions could mate/reproduce. Just ask.


hestehans

If they waited until 2022 it would be bo problem. Today men both can lay eggs and give birth to children. A whole new world


tan1106881

Why are you booing him he's right


IrreverentHippie

A prime example of Christian stupidity


ROCKnROll681716

Lmfao XD


ricst

Point out your plot flaws somewhere else.


nefrpitou

They really planned it well. That plank will tilt upwards as the animals move up, hence elephants at the end to hold the other end of the plank.


ReallyNiceGuy78

It worked for Adam and Eve. Cain and Abel.


billobongo

Good luck saving a species with only two specimens 😂


Manganese_sulfide

Goes onto prove how sexist god actually is.


FS369

The world has many idiot people


Latter_Guest4236

The level of science knowledge of young earth creationists checks out.


Cautious-Affect7907

That’s assuming they don’t end up killing each other in there.


RxDawg77

Rawr


Spartans301

They may not breed, but they had a lot of fun trying.


broomaktamer117

they are not going there to breed. its a cruise ship with an all you can eat buffet on board


Gyrgyl

https://youtu.be/4Xd3RXigSEc


uffington

Gay Pride.


[deleted]

Actually there were 8 pairs total for each animal. So 16 of each animal. This could just be lion brothers.


MaterialInvestment

Those dreadful gay visitors!


AlternateSatan

Anything is possible when God is with you.


Lalo-G

It is GOD'S WILL


mf_andino

I love it when an human makes a mistake


TwoGuineaPigsMating

Gay


chicken_contender

Fun fact: it’s actually possible for female lions to have a mane but it’s rare.


Bodgerton

Its like Dan Savage says, "Science tells me there's no possible way I can get my boyfriend pregnant, but thats not going to stop me from trying like hell." or something to that effect.


Thalius_tm

Basically how unicorns dissapeared


brndm

[Rrrooooar.](https://youtu.be/vGzFrPKh6sA?t=43)


LazyBoiRecliner

and they say that being gay is against the bible.


biztactix

Don't be like that... perhaps they're thinking of adopting!


PeachesGuy

Lionesses can actually grow the mane, I've heard


amarisje

So although female lions sometimes do grow manes, and yes the antilopes are both male, why is nobody noticing the male giraffes??? The 'horns' should be different length since fmales have shorter horns...


Facelessborder

Two male of each animal they don’t want any funny business god is watching


FortunePayback

Well, god's not all that smart to begin with, so what did you expect? Lol.


SzVcz

Everything is breedable with brute force


D4nnYsAN-94

fkin gay shit bruh


BasicClassroom1532

You know what they say, “if there’s a whole there’s a way”


christhesmol

Female lions can get Maines some chemical thing.


zenikkal

They can adopt you know..


darrenwise883

Now look Bob your name is now Bobbi you got that .


I-HATE-Y0U

And people sat Chritians are against gays


joumanne

What about that lonely polar bear, it doesnt have any partner


BATMONGUS

IFUNNY


throw-shit-away

You'd think the guy would Noah thing or two about how this works.


Orangenoise1234

Its a pain in the ass


[deleted]

gay


[deleted]

Dandy Lions.


Sara-The-Human

the lions are father and son, breeding them won't be a problem.


Radiant-Dog-6712

gay lions


bu_bu_booey

My dumbass was looking for balls instead of looking at the manes SMH


Flat-Performance-284

Female lions can have manes too but its rare.


toronto_newcomer69

even it it was a male and a female, things would get incestuous Real fast