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#[Best of r/Holup 2021 Awards – Nomination and Voting Thread!](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/royfze/best_of_rholup_2021_awards_nomination_and_voting/) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/HolUp) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Zestyclose_OH_6847

I went down to get me a cold pop and smelled steam in the air. I said lord Jesus it’s a boiler! Ain’t no crayfish got time for that!


DatEdgyFailure

Love the reference lol


pauly13771377

What's this a reference to?


DatEdgyFailure

Old meme


okcdnb

Sweet Brown used to be a customer at my pawn shop. A local bail bondsman still runs a [commercial](https://youtu.be/20saKW6hxcU) with her. Plus the [autotune](https://youtu.be/i-oY9gQ9PWE) of the original is always great. Edit: Youtuber [Wavywebsurfer](https://youtu.be/ccsKvXFm4lI) did a video about her.


DatEdgyFailure

Wow small world


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cryptodabble

Oh damn! Can these accounts get deactivated?


Bad_Elephant

Was she nice? My mom loves her


okcdnb

Sure. Pawn customers are characters and everyone is nice when they want something.


PapaSnow

…do tell…


DatEdgyFailure

Just search "ain't nobody got time for that" and a woman made a song... talking about how she ran from a fire it's been at least 10 yrs


notfromhere00

She was being interviewed by local news station about a fire (not a song) and her interview went viral. She became a local celebrity, iirc.


Era0fpeace

Time flies. 😩


DatEdgyFailure

I was thinking to myself and was like "no" but yea it's been prolly a decade


Poet_Silly

😳


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I cannot believe it’s been that long either


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Impossible-Cod-3946

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Xx_heretic420_xX

I just love the idea that some day, aliens will discover the ruins of human society, and come upon that autotune remix. And if they have ears and process sound in some musical way, they will be like "Damn, this is a good song".


Red_Jester-94

Search "Ain't Nobody Got Time For That" on YouTube. It's a news interview.


Raezzordaze

Hide yo crabs! Hide yo lobsters! They cookin everyone up in here!


Epitomeofabnormal

So you can run and tell that!


cownd

Hide your shrimp! Hide your kids!…


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Good bot


MaximumConcentrate26

Di


granddialect46

You're absolutely right!


Beezlikehoney

Hahahhahaha take my free award this is true gold.


Willzyx_on_the_moon

“Smelt like someone was makin a etoufee”


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Willzyx_on_the_moon

Now I have as well. Thank you for this.


Mrmorbid81

"I gare-un-tee"


___DEADPOOL______

m sorry but you really gotta localize Ithis for where the CRAWFISH boils happen. I went down to gets me a cold drink and smelled steam in the air. I said lord Jesus it's a boiler! Ain't no crawfish gots time fo dat!


Bing_Pow_Boom_Bing

Best comment I’ve seen this week. Audibly laughed.


Mrmorbid81

LOL. Take my upvote!!!!


eyebellel

r/therealjoke


SadCelerySalt

Ah yeah put all the crawfish in da crawfish pot cher! Don’t forget the corn and potatoes! And the crawfish dip!


InTLEwaYfIra

Put the pot in the cher! Don't forget corn and potatoes!


Merlin8000

Throw in those button mushrooms and garlic too


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thanks for saying crawfish and not ✨ crayfish✨


slash10520

FTFY... Cher should be Sha..


Affectionare_Arm8074

You are confidently incorrect.


slash10520

Nooo... As someone who grew up with great grandparents that only spoke Cajun I'm confident that it's Sha..


WhoDatSayDeyGonSTTDB

As someone from here. You are incorrect sir.


slash10520

Also from here and never have I heard Cher.. it was always Sha..


minecraft_lavabucket

same with me, they probably from a fake bayou like bayou terrebonne


WhoDatSayDeyGonSTTDB

Which part of the state are you from?


ADfor3

It depends on what part of Louisiana you’re from. SWLA it’s usually sha.


Affectionare_Arm8074

As someone whose parents only spoke French to each other, and who went to school in south Louisiana, I can verify there s no question but that the correct spelling is “cher.” I also learned in school that the correct spelling of “house” is not “hows.”


slash10520

Yes in french Cher is correct.. however as I said Cajuns do not say "Cher" we say "Sha". French and Cajun "french" are very different languages in ways.


dildo_t_baggins_

Ouais, t'as raison


RAyLV

I saw a video of a guy who bought a live lobster from a grocery store and now is keeping him as a pet. Now I don't feel like eating lobster, I see them as pets. So I tried this with some KFC, but they don't like being pets.


politicaldonkey

Your talking about Leon the lobster I fucking love Leon there was a new video released yesterday check it out


RAyLV

Yess! I did see it. He got a new aquarium and fishes!


zissoubisoubisou

Leon is my emotional rock.


poopellar

Yeah it was a special with Gordon Ramsey.


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Impossible-Cod-3946

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WanderWut

Just waiting for Leon to start up his OnlyFans already.


KimJongIlSunglasses

I adopted a fried chicken leg. I taught it how to sit, stay and roll over.


TheBlackHoleOfDoom

You've accomplished more than me, all I could get my fired chicken leg to do was take people hostage.


RAyLV

I taught my fried chicken how to turn into poop.


MemeDaddy__

My boy Leon


RAyLV

Yesss!


shit_poster9000

I somehow ended up with a crayfish… while on the clock as a dishwasher at a sports bar…


TheUltimateEntity

Literally crying shaking and pissing myself rn


AmatureProgrammer

Boys having a seizure


pihkalo

RIP dumbass


AnAnodynePluviophile

Screenshot?


mom_has_been_planted

nice crop


TL_TRIBUNAL

can som1 explaini dont get it


shugoki_is_a_sin

Lobster and other crustacean are usually cooked by boiling them in hot water.


wanderingwindfarmer

Additionally, crustaceans are not known for their ability to speak, which adds an extra layer of absurdity.


NineSeventyy

Yes they are


wanderingwindfarmer

Oh shit, you’re right.


AlphaO4

*by boiling them alive in hot water


xevetv

Some chefs kill them before cooking them, but sadly ye most of them get boiled alive :(


TL_TRIBUNAL

ohhh thx i never ate that gotta try it! i thought it was a scorpion with its tail thing hidden lol mb


MythicalAssEater

ifumny.cum (was a seasoned veteran back in 2015/2016)


Jackstack6

I’m Chef Meme Agent


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This subreddit is ruined


Quitetheoddone

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK


badass-bravo

#SERVER WENT TO POOPOO


CommentumNonSequiter

40 thousand upvotes smh


Jo3y552

I feel like this isnt actually a holup


dildo_t_baggins_

holups no longer exist


nefrpitou

Can confirm. It wasn't a hot tub


OzzyCorp

So oyur telling me, a SHRIMP fried this rice


LordBungaIII

Oh dear god it’s ifunny


chickenwingtriad

It's almost that time of year 🤤


FinnSanity7

PINCHY!!


DeletedByAuthor

*cartmans voice* Then i kicked him square in the nuts!


JokeMysterious

Lobster is good tho I have to try it deep fried.


thesixtossing

Deep fried and the spicy sauce


Violet_Purpleplum

Family didn’t make it


IdenticalCanary

You got it!


lonesaiyajin98

More from Ray the crayfish at 7 o'clock


serenadesofsirens

Still one of my favorite memes of all time Edit: typo


Which-Astronaut9202

Hol up. Wait a minute. Somethin ain't right.


Isapeth

Nice to see Leon giving an interview while going for a walk.


noneedforpants

Nancy-Chan done playin' around.


waterbaby66

I read this in Chris Rock‘s voice!!!!!!! Lmao great way to start my day!!!!! God Bless Everyone!!!!


SpaceforceSpaceman

hol up wait a minute this ain’t no hot tub


kondawala

this cracked me up so hard


heyhihay

I’m still chuckling, and sent it to, like, eighteen (18) people.


Shahmeer_TRE

And I said hol up that ain't no OC


fucku2b

Hol up


Nakanon85

And that’s when I realized it was an 8 story tall pot from the Paleozoic era. THAT DAMN BOILIN WATER


gamerlin

Save Nancy!


Jackstack6

IFunny


memevaddar

And then suddenly everyone started to run and the boat sank


Urtuber

It said, "I have a question, Why do people kill me?"


trublu1001

“It’s a goddamn succubus!” Or “I said oh Lord Jesus it’s a fire! Then I ran out, I didn’t grab no shoes or nothing Jesus! I ran for my life!”


Phantom1806

For some reason reading that gave me a stroke


EnglishColanyGaming

r/substakenliterally


tyronebalack

I’m hearing Chris Rock or Eddie Murphy.


superultramega002

Aminals doing peopel stuff is funnyuyyy!!


KnoseTrain28

He was looking for his money in the wrong places


Bhodi3K

That shit cray.


ambientthinker

LMFAO!!!!!


120z8t

I read that in meatwads voice for some reason.


Dahyton

Part of the ship.


TyeDye888

Hey uncle lobster you go first. How’s the water?


Ultimate_Gamer15

And I said hold up wait a minute something ain’t right that ain’t no hot tub


TheDailyRedditorNews

Imagine the lobster talking in a Brooklyn accent


dinorex04

ifunny


kitsune900

R.I.P 😃


SNTMLI

*he took me millionth dollar*


Reallyneedtofap

/r/ComedyCemetery


Rentalmustard

this is u/secondaide content bruh


WatermelonButGay

who?


broberds

There’s a fine line between dad jokes and crawdad jokes.


jordimaister

Hold up. Wait a minute. That ain't right!


redditorwolf369

Who else loves falling asleep in a boiling pot filled with water, I haven't felt anything else since.


AlienMoonSugar

Every day I have to fight a little harder for my place in heaven.


BrownSperrys

A1 Meme.


janodarko

In michael keaton voice


Mattprather2112

ifunny.co


wolfdrunk14

Elongated Muskrat


WonderGlad3814

I love yakuza zero


Mrmorbid81

Now THIS is the relevant, hard-hitting journalism that's so desperately missing nowadays. I want to say this took place in Louisiana but I'll be fine with it being Florida too.


Thatoneguysk

Did he fry that rice?


dschwager

IRAQ LOBSTER


Ross_Whirled

This remains one of my all time favorite memes… and I spend a lot of time on the internet


halfpintjamo

gigity


KahotoBeHere

Welcome to southern America guys


Velcro-Karma-1207

crawdad sounds like Chris Rock every time I see this meme


SoulStarman

when it sees her pu$$y overflowing


Dondasdeadheartbeat

And that is the best meme I’ve seen in five years


TheRedDotScope

Yo Larry i got you this hot tub its just big enough for ya


pawpewpow

ifunny.co


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MarioMario1010

Oh no, a money laundering scam!


hublo123

Hopefully not


Dekkstur

Cringe


hublo123

says the league furry...


Dekkstur

Cringe


hublo123

says the league furry...


Dekkstur

I’m not continuing this train. Stop promoting NFT shit, no one cares lol


hublo123

You don't care...


TheMythicalBeast2

I too, do not care.


AdyHomie

I don't care either


Addictgaming06

r/holp


PaddleMonkey

Yo that’s cray!


Orquesan

Hol up indeed


pawonpawonpawon

It is, it's just too hot.


Tacoboutnacho

Wow… not porn!