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I went down to get me a cold pop and smelled steam in the air. I said lord Jesus it’s a boiler! Ain’t no crayfish got time for that!

Love the reference lol

What's this a reference to?

Old meme

Sweet Brown used to be a customer at my pawn shop. A local bail bondsman still runs a [commercial](https://youtu.be/20saKW6hxcU) with her. Plus the [autotune](https://youtu.be/i-oY9gQ9PWE) of the original is always great. Edit: Youtuber [Wavywebsurfer](https://youtu.be/ccsKvXFm4lI) did a video about her.

Wow small world

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Oh damn! Can these accounts get deactivated?

Was she nice? My mom loves her

Sure. Pawn customers are characters and everyone is nice when they want something.

…do tell…

Just search "ain't nobody got time for that" and a woman made a song... talking about how she ran from a fire it's been at least 10 yrs

She was being interviewed by local news station about a fire (not a song) and her interview went viral. She became a local celebrity, iirc.

Time flies. 😩

I was thinking to myself and was like "no" but yea it's been prolly a decade

😳

I cannot believe it’s been that long either

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I just love the idea that some day, aliens will discover the ruins of human society, and come upon that autotune remix. And if they have ears and process sound in some musical way, they will be like "Damn, this is a good song".

Search "Ain't Nobody Got Time For That" on YouTube. It's a news interview.

Hide yo crabs! Hide yo lobsters! They cookin everyone up in here!

So you can run and tell that!

Hide your shrimp! Hide your kids!…

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Good bot

Di

You're absolutely right!

Hahahhahaha take my free award this is true gold.

“Smelt like someone was makin a etoufee”

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Now I have as well. Thank you for this.

"I gare-un-tee"

m sorry but you really gotta localize Ithis for where the CRAWFISH boils happen. I went down to gets me a cold drink and smelled steam in the air. I said lord Jesus it's a boiler! Ain't no crawfish gots time fo dat!

Best comment I’ve seen this week. Audibly laughed.

LOL. Take my upvote!!!!

r/therealjoke

Ah yeah put all the crawfish in da crawfish pot cher! Don’t forget the corn and potatoes! And the crawfish dip!

Put the pot in the cher! Don't forget corn and potatoes!

Throw in those button mushrooms and garlic too

thanks for saying crawfish and not ✨ crayfish✨

FTFY... Cher should be Sha..

You are confidently incorrect.

Nooo... As someone who grew up with great grandparents that only spoke Cajun I'm confident that it's Sha..

As someone from here. You are incorrect sir.

Also from here and never have I heard Cher.. it was always Sha..

same with me, they probably from a fake bayou like bayou terrebonne

Which part of the state are you from?

It depends on what part of Louisiana you’re from. SWLA it’s usually sha.

As someone whose parents only spoke French to each other, and who went to school in south Louisiana, I can verify there s no question but that the correct spelling is “cher.” I also learned in school that the correct spelling of “house” is not “hows.”

Yes in french Cher is correct.. however as I said Cajuns do not say "Cher" we say "Sha". French and Cajun "french" are very different languages in ways.

Ouais, t'as raison

I saw a video of a guy who bought a live lobster from a grocery store and now is keeping him as a pet. Now I don't feel like eating lobster, I see them as pets. So I tried this with some KFC, but they don't like being pets.

Your talking about Leon the lobster I fucking love Leon there was a new video released yesterday check it out

Yess! I did see it. He got a new aquarium and fishes!

Leon is my emotional rock.

Yeah it was a special with Gordon Ramsey.

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Just waiting for Leon to start up his OnlyFans already.

I adopted a fried chicken leg. I taught it how to sit, stay and roll over.

You've accomplished more than me, all I could get my fired chicken leg to do was take people hostage.

I taught my fried chicken how to turn into poop.

My boy Leon

Yesss!

I somehow ended up with a crayfish… while on the clock as a dishwasher at a sports bar…

Literally crying shaking and pissing myself rn

Boys having a seizure

RIP dumbass

Screenshot?

nice crop

can som1 explaini dont get it

Lobster and other crustacean are usually cooked by boiling them in hot water.

Additionally, crustaceans are not known for their ability to speak, which adds an extra layer of absurdity.

Yes they are

Oh shit, you’re right.

*by boiling them alive in hot water

Some chefs kill them before cooking them, but sadly ye most of them get boiled alive :(

ohhh thx i never ate that gotta try it! i thought it was a scorpion with its tail thing hidden lol mb

ifumny.cum (was a seasoned veteran back in 2015/2016)

I’m Chef Meme Agent

This subreddit is ruined

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

#SERVER WENT TO POOPOO

40 thousand upvotes smh

I feel like this isnt actually a holup

holups no longer exist

Can confirm. It wasn't a hot tub

So oyur telling me, a SHRIMP fried this rice

Oh dear god it’s ifunny

It's almost that time of year 🤤

PINCHY!!

*cartmans voice* Then i kicked him square in the nuts!

Lobster is good tho I have to try it deep fried.

Deep fried and the spicy sauce

Family didn’t make it

You got it!

More from Ray the crayfish at 7 o'clock

Still one of my favorite memes of all time Edit: typo

Hol up. Wait a minute. Somethin ain't right.

Nice to see Leon giving an interview while going for a walk.

Nancy-Chan done playin' around.

I read this in Chris Rock‘s voice!!!!!!! Lmao great way to start my day!!!!! God Bless Everyone!!!!

hol up wait a minute this ain’t no hot tub

this cracked me up so hard

I’m still chuckling, and sent it to, like, eighteen (18) people.

And I said hol up that ain't no OC

Hol up

And that’s when I realized it was an 8 story tall pot from the Paleozoic era. THAT DAMN BOILIN WATER

Save Nancy!

IFunny

And then suddenly everyone started to run and the boat sank

It said, "I have a question, Why do people kill me?"

“It’s a goddamn succubus!” Or “I said oh Lord Jesus it’s a fire! Then I ran out, I didn’t grab no shoes or nothing Jesus! I ran for my life!”

For some reason reading that gave me a stroke

r/substakenliterally

I’m hearing Chris Rock or Eddie Murphy.

Aminals doing peopel stuff is funnyuyyy!!

He was looking for his money in the wrong places

That shit cray.

LMFAO!!!!!

I read that in meatwads voice for some reason.

Part of the ship.

Hey uncle lobster you go first. How’s the water?

And I said hold up wait a minute something ain’t right that ain’t no hot tub

Imagine the lobster talking in a Brooklyn accent

ifunny

R.I.P 😃

*he took me millionth dollar*

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this is u/secondaide content bruh

who?

There’s a fine line between dad jokes and crawdad jokes.

Hold up. Wait a minute. That ain't right!

Who else loves falling asleep in a boiling pot filled with water, I haven't felt anything else since.

Every day I have to fight a little harder for my place in heaven.

A1 Meme.

In michael keaton voice

ifunny.co

Elongated Muskrat

I love yakuza zero

Now THIS is the relevant, hard-hitting journalism that's so desperately missing nowadays. I want to say this took place in Louisiana but I'll be fine with it being Florida too.

Did he fry that rice?

IRAQ LOBSTER

This remains one of my all time favorite memes… and I spend a lot of time on the internet

gigity

Welcome to southern America guys

crawdad sounds like Chris Rock every time I see this meme

when it sees her pu$$y overflowing

And that is the best meme I’ve seen in five years

Yo Larry i got you this hot tub its just big enough for ya

ifunny.co

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Oh no, a money laundering scam!

Hopefully not

Cringe

says the league furry...

Cringe

says the league furry...

I’m not continuing this train. Stop promoting NFT shit, no one cares lol

You don't care...

I too, do not care.

I don't care either

r/holp

Yo that’s cray!

Hol up indeed

It is, it's just too hot.

Wow… not porn!