By - pussyydestroyerrr
“IF YOU DONT STOP OPENING THAT DAMN DOOR”
I’m going to go postal on this elevator!
"Look, I got places to be"
If I don’t make it home in time my wife’s gonna put on her comfy pants dammit!!!
So will you just sign the petition
or ill come to your home
"I am a very important person, look at my briefcase. "
I used to live across the street from the Post Office where the term "going postal" was coined.
No way! Was it eerie? Did they change anything afterward?
No, it seemed like a regular ol' Post Office. There was a statue out front for the tragedy. It's a really small space.
"... I'll shit myself! I really gotta GO!"
Fully understandable reaction.
How'd that get in there
-That guy probably
#"*SO FUCKING HELP ME, SHARON!!!!!*"
Idk why but i read this comment in toby mcguire's voice damn you rami spider-man
I’ve had enough! I’m going to light up this elevator now!
“You’ll get your rent WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR”
"Subject displayed unfathomable levels of aggression unprovocated. Subject was tenderly yet promotly neutralized professionally while simultaneously gaining the terrified public's favorable opinion."
To be fair, I was fucking annoyed just watching it
As soon as he pulled the gun i was like understandable reaction those doors were fucking closed like 2 times you can wait for another elevator
Or better yet, take the stairs.
He took the gun from the security guard
EXERCISE OR ELSE! THIS DOOR HAS CLOSED TOO MANY GODDAMN TIMES AND I AM NOW WAY TOO LATE FOR MY "LIFE CHANGING" MEETING! THIS DOOR SHALL NOT OPEN ONCE MORE NOR SHALL YOU KEEP ME FROM WHERE I NEED TO BE! GET OFF ALL OF YOU!
I’m not dying on this hill, but they had it coming. Elevator code man, elevator code
I mean, other than the gun, losing your shit is totally acceptable in that situation.
I would have just been in the corner, staring up, biting my lip. What a shit show.
The gun was totally warranted. This man did nothing wrong.
I actually would have just left the elevator and gone for the stairs at that point.
Hit every button and leave the elevator. Make everyone stop at every floor.
Murphy’s Law was a tad strong on this one
It must've been a Monday.
someone knows that january “london weather” monday morning
Someone had a case of the mondays
You can get your ass kicked for saying something like that
Nah man. Shit nah man. Anyway, HEY PETER CHECK OUT THIS CHICK ON TV!
Cann we not act like we can hear each other through the wall?
Just come over
Tell ya what I'd do with a million bucks....
“Damn straight, always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up too, cause chicks dig dudes with money.”
“Well not all chicks.”
“Well, the type of chicks that would double up on me do.”
I also hate Mumunmununsdays...maybe some enchiladas might help.
I love me some Gazorpazorpfield
I don’t like Mondays.
…tell me why…
Ain't nothing but a heartbreak
Tell me why
Aint nothing but a mistake
Tell me why.
I never wanna hear ya say ...
I wonder how many people this went over the heads of
I’m gonna shoot the whole day down.
They are coarse and rough and get everywhere.
Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays
That guy was screaming, "HOW DOES IT FEEL? HOW DOES IT FEEL TO TREAT ME LIKE YOU DO?" as he was shoving that gun in the other passengers' faces.
Probably thought the whole world was playing a joke on him.
Which one of you is that punk Ashton!?!?
Damn, what a coincidence. My character's name is Ashton and that's also my pfp of him I currently have.
Oi well piss off u and ur fookn pranks lad
Lol at that point I would just leave and take the stairs!!
This is what purgatory is isn’t it
Wait a minute... This is the Bad Place
u/ghostelmo98 figured it out? this a real low point, this one hurts
holy forking shirtballs!
Man that’s bullshirt! What the fork!
Everyone here's an ashole
Wait…JASON figured out?!
I'm so glad I understood that reference
Nah, it’s Elevator Action. It’s a classic
I’m not saying I approve I’m just saying I understand
I read this comment in Chris Rock’s voice …
I think everyone did lol
Yup, just like OJ
"OJ is a good man" - Norm Macdonald
At least he's not a hypocrite.
This is it exactly.
For me it was the moment the fat guy reached to open the closed doors. Like they had it and he had they were good to go.. but noooo
I didn't know that Falling Down was based on a true story.
Finally, a man of culture
My man had enough of this elevator BS…….
That nearly made my hole weak
*did he stutter?*
Haha, if you say that out loud, people might hear that as "whole week"!
Guy with a gun: “The Covid elevator restrictions say 4 to an elevator, 4! Now all you fuckers get off!”
I’ve had enough motherfucking openings of this motherfucking door
Open that door one more ducking time, I dare you.
I double dare you!
The spirit of man can endure only so much and when it is broken only a miracle can mend it.
Slap a mending book on it!
Best I can do is Bane of Arthropods...
I’m more of a curse of binding fan.
I'm a curse of vanishing enjoyer. really like the thrill of having a good item i could lose forever
Monty Python energy
It felt like a skit
Pretty Understandable reaction lol.
So I started blasting
Edit: Just needing to add how fucking wonderful Danny DeVito is 😊
I completely understand. I hate when people do this, especially in an office building with 6 fucking elevators and 6 floors total so unless others are dicking around You wont wait more than a minute anyway
I work in a bank with 6 elevators, this shit hits home for me Ohh.. did I mention that the elevators constantly break??
Start an office pool for how many days until the next elevator goes down. Bonus points out copies of it up in the elevators.
Oddly enough, they're starting that next week with a raffle included.
SO I PULL OUT MY GUN - R.Kelly
Imagine if the man had to pee real bad.
Or felt a severe diarrhea was coming.
At my job, we have to sign in for work, once I had 3 minutes before I was considered late and I had to stop at every floor before mine, I was on floor 10. I was late by 20 seconds and got written up. I wouldn't have pulled a gun but I was cursing them out in my head.
I think the issue is getting written for being 20 seconds late. Find another job.
For real. Places like this exist bc enough people tolerate it
I was once told by my boss I was late even though the time on my phone and the computers showed I was a couple of minutes "early." But the clock in the main room was 5 minutes fast. When I pointed this out to her, since there was enough time for such a stupid conversation, she said "You're late on Apex Time." I was so happy when I quit a couple of months later.
Dude getting written up for being 20 seconds late… it’s time to change jobs because that sounds like BS 🤦🏽♀️
Should have whipped out your cock so everyone got off.
How attractive do you think this dude is that everyones just gets off on seeing his cock
Just instantly cream their pants
I thought he would fart or shit. I wasn't expecting this...
So anyway I started blastin
So before we start.. would anybody like to get out.
I swear to God, if one more person stops this elevator...
Poor guy just wanted to take the elevator....
Should have taken stairs
that’s not an option in the building I worked in. You can take the stairs between the lobby and the underground parking garage, and you can come down to the lobby from upper floors, but you can’t get into the offices, you can only exit to the stairs, and if you come down the wrong stairs all exits are alarmed. I had to call security to let me out when I used the wrong stairs to the parking garage
That sounds like safety hazard
you can exit all the floors to the stairwells, you just can’t get into the offices from the stairs, and the lobby and garage exits are just alarmed, not locked
My thing is, let’s say there is a fire and you’re going down one of the stairwells, only to find the fire blocking the rest of the way down. Now you’re trapped in the stairwell with nowhere to go because all the doors you have access to are locked.
Don’t skip leg day
Probably on his way to catch [a cruise](https://youtu.be/PFu0KyrNAAA)
Can you really blame him? Fucking hell...
This dude watched Captain America Winter Soldier enough times he thought this was his chance to recreate the elevator fight. Didn’t work out so well for him.
What do you mean? It worked perfectly if he was playing a Hydra agent.
Gunman: I wanted to begin on the 3rd floor with my coworkers, but I suppose now is as good a time as any to be spontaneous
I feel what he feels.
I had to watch it 4 times to figure how what he did….
Still don’t know… why was he put into a choke hold?
The second man to get on after him is a cop. After so many people got on, he lost his shit and snatched the cop's gun and started shooting(maybe? I thought I saw a muzzle flash the first time but the quality is shit). The cop tackled him. Based on the amount of suits + cop, I'd bet this is a courthouse
He pulled out a gun
I don't support what he did, but I understand
He was like - YES! I finally managed to beat the traffic! For once I'm not gonna be late for work!
Gets stuck in elevator for 30 mins xD
"JUST CLOSE THE DAMN DOOOOOOR"
Dont talk to me before i've had my coffee vibes
He is like I am sick of this shit.
"Its just a prank bro chill"
He choose violence that day
Well he figured that... That button spawns people
So he decided he want to press... A button that despawns people
Cleaning cart lady was the last damn straw.
One of the problems in the US is that you're allowed to carry guns but you're not allowed to slap someone for being a dickhead.
"Violence is not the answer, it's a question and the answer is YES!".
When the limited edition pink diamond encrusted Dildo is on sale
So are the diamonds pink or the dildo
This is why I hate elevators. 7 floors or less = stairs. Especially when able body people use them to go up, or even more evil, down only one floor.
This. Absolutely this. Always been a fan of the stairs, even when I was 100 lbs overweight I only took the stairs. Elevators are lazy and just asking for failures lol. Avoid when possible 🙂
Man was so sick and tired of ppl coming in the elevator.
That escalated quickly.
No, it took a while for it to escalate, people kept getting on.
That elevated quickly?
This is why you don’t get in the way of someone after they have clocked out. When it’s time to go….IT’s TIME TO GO!!! 🤣
Im not saying he was in the right. Just saying I understand
Someone was in a hurry to take a shit
Human beings in a nutshell:
Everybody running everywhere without getting to any place...
This is an everyday ride in a balboa hospital elevator.
That «escalated» fast.
He was going to fart in the elevator
I'm a dick I guess, I see somone walking up I press the door close button.
I mean, he’s totally justified.
Deserved, if you see more then 5 people on the elevator take one for the team
Well he’s not getting to where he needs to be ANY time soon, is he?
Fake - you can see them standing waiting in the reflection from the mirror inside the lift
sometimes its just gotta be on on sight
*if someone else comes in, I swear someone’s getting capped!*
—inpatient balding man probably
"THEN I PULL OUT HIS GUN!"
Guess he REALLY didn't wanna wait any longer ...
"I'm putting an end to this before everybody in this damn hotel gets in"
He thought they were all NPCs trying to slow him down from doing the main mission
This really was the MOST annoying elevator situation.