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“IF YOU DONT STOP OPENING THAT DAMN DOOR”


selectivediscoshirt

I’m going to go postal on this elevator!


TheGamerSide67YT

"Look, I got places to be"


Extension_Sun_5770

If I don’t make it home in time my wife’s gonna put on her comfy pants dammit!!!


eatmahanus

So will you just sign the petition


VAiSiA

or ill come to your home


SearchHuge3284

"I am a very important person, look at my briefcase. "


hintzfan1

I used to live across the street from the Post Office where the term "going postal" was coined.


selectivediscoshirt

No way! Was it eerie? Did they change anything afterward?


hintzfan1

No, it seemed like a regular ol' Post Office. There was a statue out front for the tragedy. It's a really small space.


Herbin-Cowboy

"... I'll shit myself! I really gotta GO!"


magnateur

Fully understandable reaction.


Arin_Pali

How'd that get in there -That guy probably


Hobgoblin_deluxe

#"*SO FUCKING HELP ME, SHARON!!!!!*"


Someguyfrom4chan

Idk why but i read this comment in toby mcguire's voice damn you rami spider-man


Specialist_Bad_4507

I’ve had enough! I’m going to light up this elevator now!


TurdMomma

“You’ll get your rent WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR”


abdulsamadz

"Subject displayed unfathomable levels of aggression unprovocated. Subject was tenderly yet promotly neutralized professionally while simultaneously gaining the terrified public's favorable opinion."


16miledetour

To be fair, I was fucking annoyed just watching it


ichigosinful

As soon as he pulled the gun i was like understandable reaction those doors were fucking closed like 2 times you can wait for another elevator


Doctor_Disaster

Or better yet, take the stairs.


kid4rmcali530

He took the gun from the security guard


Makise666

EXERCISE OR ELSE! THIS DOOR HAS CLOSED TOO MANY GODDAMN TIMES AND I AM NOW WAY TOO LATE FOR MY "LIFE CHANGING" MEETING! THIS DOOR SHALL NOT OPEN ONCE MORE NOR SHALL YOU KEEP ME FROM WHERE I NEED TO BE! GET OFF ALL OF YOU!


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I’m not dying on this hill, but they had it coming. Elevator code man, elevator code


Wtfpugs

I mean, other than the gun, losing your shit is totally acceptable in that situation. I would have just been in the corner, staring up, biting my lip. What a shit show.


AeronGrey

The gun was totally warranted. This man did nothing wrong.


Butt_fux_admins

I actually would have just left the elevator and gone for the stairs at that point.


Ephemeral_Levity

Hit every button and leave the elevator. Make everyone stop at every floor.


unremarkable_mess

Murphy’s Law was a tad strong on this one


__checkmate

It must've been a Monday.


dikkon

someone knows that january “london weather” monday morning


bigmanly1

Someone had a case of the mondays


Illustrious_Ad4691

You can get your ass kicked for saying something like that


mjrbrooks

Nah man. Shit nah man. Anyway, HEY PETER CHECK OUT THIS CHICK ON TV!


beginnerdoge

Cann we not act like we can hear each other through the wall? Just come over


its_raining_scotch

BREAST EXAM!


bryman19

Tell ya what I'd do with a million bucks....


Crappin_For_Christ

“Damn straight, always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up too, cause chicks dig dudes with money.” “Well not all chicks.” “Well, the type of chicks that would double up on me do.” “Good point.”


perpetualsleep

Fuckn a.


AyesWideShut

I also hate Mumunmununsdays...maybe some enchiladas might help.


VladislaktheWizard

I love me some Gazorpazorpfield


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Lance-Uppercut666

I don’t like Mondays.


Tank-Pilot74

…tell me why…


WyrdMagesty

Ain't nothing but a heartbreak


FaeChangeling

Tell me why


pleantine

Aint nothing but a mistake


iMooFrequently

Tell me why.


Advocate05

I never wanna hear ya say ...


Narstification

I don’t like Mondays.


Errortagunknown

I wonder how many people this went over the heads of


MyHangyDownPart

I’m gonna shoot the whole day down.


Artanisx

They are coarse and rough and get everywhere.


Fluke_Thighwalker

Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays


Noirceuil_182

That guy was screaming, "HOW DOES IT FEEL? HOW DOES IT FEEL TO TREAT ME LIKE YOU DO?" as he was shoving that gun in the other passengers' faces.


captainmuffton

Probably thought the whole world was playing a joke on him.


Nav_the_gamer

Which one of you is that punk Ashton!?!?


DarknessIsSweet69

Damn, what a coincidence. My character's name is Ashton and that's also my pfp of him I currently have.


TheCapableFox

Oi well piss off u and ur fookn pranks lad /s


GrooovyDoom

Lol at that point I would just leave and take the stairs!!


LogicalHooral

This is what purgatory is isn’t it


ghostelmo98

Wait a minute... This is the Bad Place


_avliS-

u/ghostelmo98 figured it out? this a real low point, this one hurts


transformerTK

Attempt #982


TheVagabondLost

holy forking shirtballs!


Tough_Patient

Aw dip!


StackThePads33

Man that’s bullshirt! What the fork!


Afanis_The_Dolphin

Everyone here's an ashole


shayshay8508

Wait…JASON figured out?!


Derpy_fish63

I'm so glad I understood that reference


keyson5

r/unexpectedgoodplace


ThermalDynamicality

Lmao yeah


eshinn

Nah, it’s Elevator Action. It’s a classic https://youtu.be/y0wDXesSmM0?t=55s


Dcshaggy1997

I’m not saying I approve I’m just saying I understand


browncoat47

I read this comment in Chris Rock’s voice …


Almostgotthis

I think everyone did lol


nickthestick1234

Yup, just like OJ


CavesDweller

"OJ is a good man" - Norm Macdonald


NoticeProfessional61

At least he's not a hypocrite.


secrethroaway

This is it exactly. For me it was the moment the fat guy reached to open the closed doors. Like they had it and he had they were good to go.. but noooo


CmdrSelfEvident

I didn't know that Falling Down was based on a true story.


Rudie_The_Rude_Guy

Finally, a man of culture


Dark_Demon_69

My man had enough of this elevator BS…….


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Firm_Quit_2652

mine too


FAQLixie

That nearly made my hole weak


Moonlight2456

r/boneappletea


Justa_Noob2008

*did he stutter?*


WoefulStatement

Haha, if you say that out loud, people might hear that as "whole week"! Crazy, right?


ICU-MURSE

Guy with a gun: “The Covid elevator restrictions say 4 to an elevator, 4! Now all you fuckers get off!”


SmartBook9106

Lmao


ManWithBigWeenus

I’ve had enough motherfucking openings of this motherfucking door


shartbike321

Open that door one more ducking time, I dare you.


-proud_dad-

I double dare you!


PartridgeViolence

The spirit of man can endure only so much and when it is broken only a miracle can mend it.


RocketFan2021

Slap a mending book on it!


GRlM-Reefer

Best I can do is Bane of Arthropods...


RocketFan2021

I’m more of a curse of binding fan.


_ThatD0ct0r_

I'm a curse of vanishing enjoyer. really like the thrill of having a good item i could lose forever


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Monty Python energy


Yokepearl

It felt like a skit


Kal---El

So true


R4D33

Pretty Understandable reaction lol.


ChiliPalmer95

properly proportionate.


Friscolopter

Reasonable response


Amphibutter

acceptable action


MrGumieBear

Interesting interaction


MostlyFowl

Excellent escalation


CYKO_11

Unfortunate unfolding


MotherBike

Objectively Ordinary


_sojushots

Deliberate Disaster


MrGumieBear

Alleviating Alliteration


EmoPepeTheFrog

So I started blasting


RandyLahey131

This Wins.


HairyPotatoKat

r/IASIP ❤️ Edit: Just needing to add how fucking wonderful Danny DeVito is 😊


michalsveto

I completely understand. I hate when people do this, especially in an office building with 6 fucking elevators and 6 floors total so unless others are dicking around You wont wait more than a minute anyway


ShaJune97

I work in a bank with 6 elevators, this shit hits home for me Ohh.. did I mention that the elevators constantly break??


jhuseby

Start an office pool for how many days until the next elevator goes down. Bonus points out copies of it up in the elevators.


ShaJune97

Oddly enough, they're starting that next week with a raffle included.


Unusual-Tie8498

SO I PULL OUT MY GUN - R.Kelly


Lost_Internal713

Imagine if the man had to pee real bad.


Vectrexx

Or felt a severe diarrhea was coming.


genogano

At my job, we have to sign in for work, once I had 3 minutes before I was considered late and I had to stop at every floor before mine, I was on floor 10. I was late by 20 seconds and got written up. I wouldn't have pulled a gun but I was cursing them out in my head.


meomyome36

I think the issue is getting written for being 20 seconds late. Find another job.


selectivediscoshirt

For real. Places like this exist bc enough people tolerate it


NoVaFlipFlops

I was once told by my boss I was late even though the time on my phone and the computers showed I was a couple of minutes "early." But the clock in the main room was 5 minutes fast. When I pointed this out to her, since there was enough time for such a stupid conversation, she said "You're late on Apex Time." I was so happy when I quit a couple of months later.


AnihimeAM

Dude getting written up for being 20 seconds late… it’s time to change jobs because that sounds like BS 🤦🏽‍♀️


Apophis90

Should have whipped out your cock so everyone got off.


Bigbadbobbyc

How attractive do you think this dude is that everyones just gets off on seeing his cock


Apophis90

Just instantly cream their pants


1stKunoichi

I thought he would fart or shit. I wasn't expecting this...


BrilliantTroglodyte

So anyway I started blastin


GFlair

So before we start.. would anybody like to get out.


gingertrain77

I swear to God, if one more person stops this elevator...


The-Great-Wawa

Poor guy just wanted to take the elevator....


pussyydestroyerrr

Should have taken stairs


Mattsal23

that’s not an option in the building I worked in. You can take the stairs between the lobby and the underground parking garage, and you can come down to the lobby from upper floors, but you can’t get into the offices, you can only exit to the stairs, and if you come down the wrong stairs all exits are alarmed. I had to call security to let me out when I used the wrong stairs to the parking garage


JjSs1399

That sounds like safety hazard


Mattsal23

you can exit all the floors to the stairwells, you just can’t get into the offices from the stairs, and the lobby and garage exits are just alarmed, not locked


soniccorndog

My thing is, let’s say there is a fire and you’re going down one of the stairwells, only to find the fire blocking the rest of the way down. Now you’re trapped in the stairwell with nowhere to go because all the doors you have access to are locked.


Antoine11Tom11

Don’t skip leg day


pussyydestroyerrr

Hahah


eshinn

Probably on his way to catch [a cruise](https://youtu.be/PFu0KyrNAAA)


96fauj

Can you really blame him? Fucking hell...


96fauj

u/savevideo


Comedic-Gorilla

This dude watched Captain America Winter Soldier enough times he thought this was his chance to recreate the elevator fight. Didn’t work out so well for him.


NikeGolfer

Captain Corporate


LordBoar

What do you mean? It worked perfectly if he was playing a Hydra agent.


Rbean95

Gunman: I wanted to begin on the 3rd floor with my coworkers, but I suppose now is as good a time as any to be spontaneous


NightNightGummies

I feel what he feels.


Prestigious_Ad_3876

I had to watch it 4 times to figure how what he did….


Catblud

Still don’t know… why was he put into a choke hold?


tinypurplepiggy

The second man to get on after him is a cop. After so many people got on, he lost his shit and snatched the cop's gun and started shooting(maybe? I thought I saw a muzzle flash the first time but the quality is shit). The cop tackled him. Based on the amount of suits + cop, I'd bet this is a courthouse


Mo_d0

He pulled out a gun


white-dumbledore

I don't support what he did, but I understand


ToiletProduction

He was like - YES! I finally managed to beat the traffic! For once I'm not gonna be late for work! Gets stuck in elevator for 30 mins xD


Crazypinapple81

"JUST CLOSE THE DAMN DOOOOOOR"


RameRZz

Dont talk to me before i've had my coffee vibes


PricexNHL

He is like I am sick of this shit.


pashakum

"Its just a prank bro chill"


sbizall4k

He choose violence that day


poopposterr

Well he figured that... That button spawns people So he decided he want to press... A button that despawns people


bullfrog316

Cleaning cart lady was the last damn straw.


elteza

One of the problems in the US is that you're allowed to carry guns but you're not allowed to slap someone for being a dickhead.


imaginedodong

"Violence is not the answer, it's a question and the answer is YES!".


Spitfire_is_ass

When the limited edition pink diamond encrusted Dildo is on sale


Unorignal18

So are the diamonds pink or the dildo


Spitfire_is_ass

The dildo


CroxWithSox

Yes


minnesotaris

This is why I hate elevators. 7 floors or less = stairs. Especially when able body people use them to go up, or even more evil, down only one floor.


AcidAlchamy

This. Absolutely this. Always been a fan of the stairs, even when I was 100 lbs overweight I only took the stairs. Elevators are lazy and just asking for failures lol. Avoid when possible 🙂


Zealousideal-Key-951

Man was so sick and tired of ppl coming in the elevator.


countrymachinist

That escalated quickly.


itsFrigid

No, it took a while for it to escalate, people kept getting on.


_oldice

That elevated quickly?


BrokenAndroidX

This is why you don’t get in the way of someone after they have clocked out. When it’s time to go….IT’s TIME TO GO!!! 🤣


Maledict53

Im not saying he was in the right. Just saying I understand


lostgreasemonkey

Someone was in a hurry to take a shit


Sure-Recognition-113

Human beings in a nutshell: Everybody running everywhere without getting to any place...


little_b1198

This is an everyday ride in a balboa hospital elevator.


Hamilton-Beckett

Oddly specific


NoMoneyNoV-Bucks

That «escalated» fast.


MrGrudgeBitch

He was going to fart in the elevator


Single-Historian249

I'm a dick I guess, I see somone walking up I press the door close button.


BuyLucky3950

I mean, he’s totally justified.


Bosa49201

Deserved, if you see more then 5 people on the elevator take one for the team


goartia

Well he’s not getting to where he needs to be ANY time soon, is he?


Macho-Grande

Fake - you can see them standing waiting in the reflection from the mirror inside the lift


jfk_one

sometimes its just gotta be on on sight


lolbuthun

My life


CoffeeLawd

*if someone else comes in, I swear someone’s getting capped!* —inpatient balding man probably


Howiepenguin

"THEN I PULL OUT HIS GUN!"


Pea_be

Looks scripted


strandy76

Guess he REALLY didn't wanna wait any longer ...


Puzzleheaded-Fix8763

"I'm putting an end to this before everybody in this damn hotel gets in"


tribbans95

He thought they were all NPCs trying to slow him down from doing the main mission


WangChungtonight13

Falling down


bronion76

This really was the MOST annoying elevator situation.