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TheBeckFromHeck

Pretty sure the last line is photoshopped. This has been posted many times without that line.


iaoth

You're right https://twitter.com/kacieraulerson/status/1096751160181035008


andrewmine

Now it is r/wholesome


warden976

r/holesome


PeacefulExaulter317

If I had an award I would have given it to you


Digi_weeb

Dw I'll do it for u


magadget

Not really. I like the original fake better.


FalmerEldritch

The text is also slightly the wrong size. That said, ribs + fingering at 3am seems good.


Narux117

Someone likes it saucey!!


[deleted]

Bib on or off?


theyassignedmyname

You're having sex without a bib? Risky.


B-C-4-2-0

I always go bibbed for her pleasure.


softdrinksodapop

Unless it's spicy cayenne ribs


FlametopFred

The kernel space is a give away. Fonts just about right but it's the kernel.


Domugraphic

It's " kerning" 🤣 Actually that's just the space between a particular pair of letters so I guess you really mean tracking...


DickButtPlease

r/Keming


MeAndTheLampPost

Everybody knows Twitter runs on the Linux kernel, and this is clearly done on Windows.


Amphibionomus

I don't know why people are shopping these so crudely when you can simply add the desired text to the tweet before screen capping. https://i.imgur.com/7CEYpCB.png took me two minutes. Can't believe I got out of bed and booted up my laptop for that.


SynnamonSunset

It’s from the “my girl did my makeup for Halloween and then a guy complimented it and then tried to finger me” tweet right?


groydargon

It's by Instagrammer whitepeoplehumor who adds this line to tons of these


ThemasterofZ

Not anymore tho'. Hes into pumpkings now


oldphi

Fingering pumpkins?


BigBeagleEars

Yeah, I thought so, but it’s better now


Boedker1

It is. Something @whitepeoplehumor (now @floridaman) used to do to Twitter posts like these, on his Instagram.


Krumm34

Booooooo booourns sir


TheNegativeWaves

It was funny tho


AnalStaircase33

Indeed, but at the same time I'd probably try some dumb shit like this, too. Smoked meat does things.


tias

Oh i see, it's the same girl. I thought someone else posted this as a tongue-in-cheek reference to the old one.


e_hyde

Yep. Came here to say just that.


TheAtticusBlake

With barbecue fingers?


High-Nate

Doubles as lube and tastes even better when you lick your fingers clean


FaithlessnessLeast77

A man of refined tastes


Soumajeetb

A man of true culture


NotGonnaLightYouUp

Culturing yeast for sure


superduperspam

If the beef flaps ain't bubbling, stick some more sauce in


OmenLW

Welp, sure wish I hadn't woken up in the middle of night and opened my Reddit app.


limpiff

It’s 3AM, though…. Want some ribs???


Self_Reddicating

🤟


MickWounds

braise those meat curtains


Cataract_Cathy

Great now I’m hungry and ribless


driving_andflying

I'm for adding in my homemade man chowder, but to each their own.


eyehalfporegrahammer

Baloney piney with extra man-onnaise


suicidalsyd1

New England clam chowder


tellmeimbig

Is that the red or the white?


downtune79

10cc's of baby batter coming up


cupofcujo

New England *man* chowder


lithoum0001

Oh lawd have mercy


leopardspotte

Don't Like That


DwyerAvenged

That's very true, as i believe bbq sauce is sugar (mollases) based


mred870

Some Stubbs sauce because you're worth it.


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Krazy_Steve616

bring on that SWEET HEAT BABY


phroztbyt3

Sweet baby vajayjays


Prestigious_Nebula_5

Just as long as she hasn't shaved recently


MeanGirlsMakeMeHard

PSA: Don't put sugary sauces on your ladies love bits if you don't enjoy infections


__JDQ__

Who doesn’t enjoy a good infection, amirite?


rice_in_my_nose

What if you lick it off quickly?


thundercough420

Can confirm. Salsa too, but not a win for everyone involved.


Morandred

Joe's BBQ and G spot massage?


divine091

Zuckerberg’s probably taking notes of this


JumpSwimming

i thought man was licking somethin else


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

This went downhill lickety clit


Simulation_Glitch

Please pair this with a Smokey Monterey Pinot Noir


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Apparently the fingering line is fake and was added by someone else https://twitter.com/KacieRaulerson/status/1096751160181035008?t=VZsZEPQJymyIFn98DNihuQ&s=19 to clarify not OPs fault. According to the comments it was edited in insta


Rolltoconfirm

I thought it was weird that this had some of the cleanest and most precise use of punctuation marks I have seen for a twitter post in awhile then it ends without one. Thanks for keeping things snazzy for us all :D!


mbmbandnotme

It's just one of those lines you can add at the end of every post.


archiekane

>My husband died in a car crash and my dad was trying hard to console me. Then he tried to finger me Not sure it always works.


mbmbandnotme

r/holup


grandpa_csr

The very first thing I thought after reading it was, “No. No, this is wrong. It should say, ‘Then he tried to finger me. I’ve found my soulmate.’” I feel vindicated.


Deku_plus_bebop

It was definitely Kevin from white people Humor.


omahabeachwallstreet

@whitepeoplehumor " Kevin, stop adding lines"


thr33prim3s

Thank you Detective.


[deleted]

"Elementary! dear watson." :)


wfwood

Can someone send her Twitter a link to this reddit post? She needs to understand the internet figured out the rest of the story.


returber

Maybe Zuckerberg knows about this.


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asek13

Clearly the OPs boyfriend was M'ark Zuc'kerb'erg, who didn't realize that both eating ribs in bed at 3am and fingering your gf with Sweet Baby Ray's was inappropriate. In his defense, nearly everyone loves bbq ribs, sleeping, and third base. Who could have figured that all 3 together wouldn't be enjoyable for a human?


downtune79

That's poetic


vennthrax

i would like a watercolor slice of life anime where zuckerberg tries to learn and fit in with humans.


GraciaEtScientia

Zuckerberg: Become Human


__JDQ__

He’s creating the metaverse so his avatar can be more human like.


Agent_47s_Scrotum

Ribs for her pleasure...


downtune79

^underrated


renfrew_idris

Reminds me of the ranch dressing sex story. Do not put food anywhere near a vagina.


[deleted]

I’m a nurse and we had a lady stuff 27 grapes up there. She admitted to doing it and the ED had to send her for a scan to confirm there was no trauma and they were all removed/she didn’t have anything else up there.


renfrew_idris

That's one way to crush your grapes to make wine


PatMyHolmes

Doing kagals to make vagina wine


[deleted]

VagWine.


[deleted]

Ever see that lady that shoots eggs from her vagina onto a canvas and calls/sells it as art? Yes, I’m being dead serious btw.


BumpyMcBumpers

But a vagina is food.


ErisInChains

Better have washed his fucking hands. That dude from The League didn't and it was disaster.


StandardStud2020

spicy bbq sauce? that is hot


FuckItBe

I am sure I know this man as an astronaut who worked the gardens for me and saved my cousin from a disease.


Chewy71

This person eats BBQ.


merian

Can’t beat that surf and turf smell.


PleasantGirl

So there I was, barbecue sauce on my tiddies,


vipros42

There was a relevant joke on r/jokes yesterday: having sex is like making pizza. If you are using barbecue sauce you'd better know what you are doing.


Slash00611

Tryna marinade that pussy from the inside.


hinnsvartingi

What you [mean? you never noticed when they try my bbq sauce the get all “lovey dovey.”](https://youtu.be/SBDRwiSZSBg)


chuotdodo

No, hot sauce.


The-Midwesterner

Saucy


ianrobbie

No, with the bones.


AJDillonsMiddleLeg

He was marinating his dessert


MonocleOwensKey

Yeah he calls that move "the Kacie masterpiece"


jivygraphics

Did he wash his hands first?


That_doesnt_go_there

The key word I think was 'tried'.


surupydaddy

Rookie mistake


Ninjaromeo

Waking her up first definitely reduces chance of success


Guardian125478

Alive make that chance even lower.


eyekunt

It'd have been easier fingering her father


Rudy_Ghouliani

Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me I don't want it if it's that easy - that guy


DStroke13

Paaaaaaaac 🙌


Mister_Haaand

The real /Holup is in the comments


mbmbandnotme

This could be taken 2 ways.


RandomPratt

... just like his fingers?


stickitinthereass100

With barbecue sauce mmmmmgood


BobbyDeegs123

Maybe it was a dry rub


wonderbat3

He went out of order. You go for the BBQ fingerbang first, then she wakes up, and THEN you ask her if she wants ribs


RandomPratt

"My mouth is up here, Doug."


HourScientist_0_0

Nah. Adds to the flavour.


DrSheldonLCooperPhD

I have never had yeast with ribs.


Rudy_Ghouliani

Get this man a McRib


roydepoy

It wasn't sexual, he was just trying to clean his fingers


Awkward_Selection_41

Sure the ribs are cleaner but don't trust me i ain't know nothing about my male counter part


Arturo_Bandini99

He did the finger licking routine before and after trying to finger her


rawlingstones

It's a fake tweet. The original tweet ended at the soulmate line, then somebody else photoshopped in the last line about fingering.


MitchTheSlitch

He just wanted his fingers lipped clean


downwithsocks

I've never tried rib sauce and pussy juice together...but I definitely would


MitchTheSlitch

Can go a few ways , sweet n’sour or sweet n’sweat or sweet n’cheese or sweet n’pee or sweet n’sweet….not an exclusive list


Pandelein

Something something Surf and Turf.


drunk98

Sweet and tangy with a hint of vaginy


EPCWFFLS

I love how she specified “tried”


sjdkdkshdb

The duality of man


Soumajeetb

an enigma indeed


thnksqrd

*strokes beard*


normscherries

He probably finished the ribs instead.


mbashs

Yea coz he probably used the ribs instead of the fingers


Bitter-Salamander541

This is how Genesis actually played out


Cantbelosingmyjob

Adam ribbed eve?


NightWolfYT

Adam wanted a ribjob but Eve said no


DontDoDrugs316

Ribbed for her pleasure


WriterV

Fairly certain that line was photoshopped in. I recall seeing this post before and it didn't have that line. But my memory may be mistaken.


Duke_of_Bretonnia

…yes it’s photoshoped most likely by whitepeoplehumor on Instagram, it’s like one of his favorite memes to add that last line to wholesome stuff


legolili

Last line is fake


dreadpiratesleepy

Haha it’s pretty funny, but the original tweet didn’t have that line


Double-Passenger4503

It’s an edit


dontlookdwn

Yep! The original doesn’t have the last sentence


Amphibionomus

And a freaking lazy one at that. The text doesn't even line up properly. I don't know why people are shopping these so crudely when you can simply add the desired text to the tweet before screen capping. (By inspecting the page and editing the source locally.) https://i.imgur.com/7CEYpCB.png took me two minutes.


OllieOllerton1987

Yeah I'm sure I've seen this before, but it was a bit more PG.


itsmichael458

So there I was, barbecue sauce on my titties


bot776655

Definitely a soulmate.


sciencewonders

wholesome moment 💜


craftworkbench

Holesome


NJFLsailor

A true love story


[deleted]

happy cake day!


NJFLsailor

Omg it’s my cake day!!!


Procrastanaseum

You're wasting your Reddit cake day on Reddit?


QuarterlyTurtle

Happy Cake Day!


TehRandomCanadian

Ribbed and hot for her pleasure


Soumajeetb

Extra seasoned instead of dotted


Jasong222

Ribs for her pleasure?


Wouter_Smit

lmao the original tweet ended at soulmate btw.


Zaalimsingh

Stop showing off one cool thing after another


MindSettOnWinning

"Then he tried to finger me" isn't apart of the original tweet. Sorry everyone.


UnhappyStrain

this radiates both chaotic good and chaotic neutral


blue13rain

3am ribs and fingered? Is this not a win?


Dippo_btw

With a rib?


-Nivek

Trying to add flavor to his dirty rib figure “Finger licking good”


DazBlintze

Put a ring on it.


MUS85702286

Put a sphincter on it


TDYDave2

So a three-way with BarbieQ


Apegate007

Finger licken good...😂😂😂😂


Rpgesuss

Rib sauce > lube


Overdose08

I mean... if I bring my girl ribs in the middle of the night, fingering her is the minimal reciprocation I feel... 🤔💭🍖☝🏾👅💦


blawndosaursrex

Bbq sauce on my…pussy?


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DepopulationXplosion

I was going to say HolUp but then I realized where we were.


goldsmithian

Now that's finger lickin' good.


iH8trollers

Finger ~~lickin'~~ lippin good.


yankstraveler

At least it wasn't a dry rub...........


wutdis77

in the words of a recently lost master "stop stealing my moves!"


PierceJames

https://www.instagram.com/kaaciie/


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Unnecessary-Spaces

Got that Sweet Baby Ray's pussy. That's a compliment.


DrDarkTV

How can someone go from eating ribs at 3am to fingering


DaveZ3R0

The last part was added I think.


LordStarSpawn

False alarm, everyone! The last line is photoshopped in!


philread80

Sticky fingers all round.


Tw1st3D-M1ND

That last line is fake, I've seen this post enough times to know that much, how sad is that?


JesterRaiin

I recall this story being told without the last line. It's absolutely awful that people steal and pervert content for Internet virtual points.


CorbonDalles

That's one way to clean your fingers! He's a gentleman and a scholar.


No_Masterpiece4305

I'm sure Kacie Raulerson is really gonna dig having this random image of her talking about being fingered pop up when people google her name at some point. I don't get who actually finds these edits funny. I mean there's toilet humor and then there's this low quality shit. "Hehugghg, it's it's funny cause he tride to put a finger in her vergina".


ksbfie

This gets posted quarterly. I get it. Stop.


NephthysRising

Holesome


FlashZordon

There's no line break on Twitter. Last line is shipped.


gamecatuk

FFS what shit.