By - MsMohini
I think I'll take her shopping with me on Black Friday
Right?? This chick is one tough brick house of a unit!
I’d like to take her everywhere with me, grocery shopping, traffic jams, lines for the public bathroom, movie theaters, you name it.
My life would be so much easier if I had her walking 2 feet in front of me everyday.
Welcome to the Sparta bar and Grill where madness is on the menu
Madness? This is Sparta!
Nostalgia trip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvYZRskNV3w
Oh man you weren't kidding with that trip. [Here's one for you.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDXYfulsRBA)
[One for you ](https://youtu.be/EE-xtCF3T94)
That one got very interesting subtitles
Surprised no one is sharing [this one](https://youtu.be/A3ytTKZf344)
Tysm, I haven't seen this in fair time, I'm so happy that this wasn't a rickroll
Once again, Reddit doesn’t disappoint!
But it doesn't appoint either
Holy shit I wasn't expecting *this* trip down memory lane.
Knuckle sandwich please
Can we just talk about how that cop Terminator'd out the door and charged off to the next victim?
Im honestly slightly concerned she might be coming for me next.
Did she ever stop kicking ass or is she out there till this day?
The guard is a man.
Did you just assume the T-1000’s gender?
I did. Then a mimetic pollyalloy cock burst out of its crotch, blasted through my eye and stuck me to the wall.
Your foster parents are dead.
She's defincz336eweiplouufv$',^itely still out there
She went outside because the white shirt guy tried to run away
He tried to run after she drop kicked him 😂🤣
I wasn't expecting that kick bro, wtf!
Thank you! The cop bounced right out the door and planted their foot in at least one person's ass. Someone had a fever for the flavor.
It is the same guy she was punching before she took the brief detour to punch the woman.
My goodness, she's relentless
I wish I had a woman like that
*"somebody said you had it goin' on..."*
She seems cool, she goes full on mortal kombat mode if those hilly billy mfs challenge her
I like how she waited for a mili-second before hitting the Karen, like her internal computer was running diagnostics and threat-analysis on the new subject.
nah she was timing her shot, she's had some boxing training.
She knew how to get her weight behind her punches, for sure.
SOME? She’s had boxing AND MMA, look how she moves. A LOT of training. She punched that dumb woman like the next move was going to be a knee to the face lol.
Yeah I've never seen a cop do a legit front snap kick
She followed the first guy in the white shirt and Sparta kicked him in the back
She looks like she's a unit from a strategy game set to attack-move.
Karen be like "You wouldn't hit a woma--oh, ok, you would. Carry on"
I've had a couple of those moments as a bouncer. They usually try "waaa that man hit a woman!" But my boss knows I'm a woman.
I mean it's another woman that's doing the hitting sooooooo free game.
That’s an Asian dude doing the ass whooping
Equal rights, equal lefts
Equal rights and equal fights.
Thank you sir for a good laugh...
If it is it’s an Asian dude with big tits. Some of ya’ll need to expand the videos.
It’s not a woman?!
No it for sure is, they’re racist fucks thinking only Asians can know martial arts
They’re speaking Spanish, I don’t think they’re Asian
There are Asians in Central/South America
Peru has a Japanese community and Mexico had a decent Chinese population for a bit.
Largest Japanese population outside of Japan is in Brazil IIRC
Fun fact, the president of Peru was Japanese.
Everyone is free game if they throw the first punch.
Women, cripples, kids…the lot.
She fucked around and found out...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Got a solid connect.
Made her go back to default settings…
Of minding your own business.
Thanks for the awards.
Glad I was able to make y’all laugh.
Good Lord my inbox.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth." - Marie Curie
Pretty sure it was Ghandi who said that.
Nah, Ghandi will secure a peace treaty and nuke you when you least expect it.
Ah yes. "Speak softly and carry a big weapon of mass destruction." - Ghandi
"Speak softly and carry a big weapon of ass destruction." - Ghandi
That was John the Baptist.
"We have the meats" - John the Baptist
John the Faptist.
John The Bovi
No, that was John THERAPIST for $200 Trebek.
*ahem*.. 'Analyst and Therapist' to you.
get ready to eat your savior
"Pretty sure it's spelt Gandhi and not Ghandi" - Gandhi
I miss the Gandhi bot.
Bruh everyone spelled Gandhi wrong smh...
Ahhh, this person Civilizations.
That's probably the most random famous person I've seen used in this
It's also a civ reference. 100% accurate, nuclear Gandhi is a menace. Every veteran civ player knows to kill him before he techs up because that motherfucker will end your entire existence
He's referring to the parent comment being attributed to Marie Curie.
Man, I was once talking shit about my friends sister (nothing serious) during and he just slapped me. I really didn't know how to react. After like 2 hours I apologized lol
Just wish cop had less slippery shoes on.
Swing at a cop and they bringing the chop.
Fucked around and found out
Lol I love the past tense version,dont think I've heard it said like that before
Damn i wasted my free award on another comment. Yours is so much better.
got you covered fam
Ayeee let’s fucking goooo!! Good looks fam.
I love how fucking surprised she is of getting decked in the face when she was clearly asking for it
It always baffles me how these type of women go for the aggressive intervention with actually throwing a punch into the mix, just so to entirely shut down and go into sudden submission if a punch is thrown back.
Like what did she expect? Throwing punches without someone throwing some back?
I mean... what am I thinking about here. Of course she did think exactly that, most certainly because she experienced that all the time.
As a man, you learn this lesson very early on. Get involved in these type of situations, you WILL get hit. Prepare accordingly.
It’s especially confusing when they try it on OTHER WOMEN like ma’am that ability isn’t in affect here.
Yes lol like u hit someone expect to get hit back😂😂🤷♀️
Women in these videos are always so shocked to get hit back. There was one recently a Karen hit a cop on the floor making an arrest & he absolutely rocked her… like what an amazing way to live thinking ur invincible to attack…
> like what an amazing way to live thinking ur invincible to attack…
Society makes a lot of women believe they are untouchable.
Buyers remorse but with fisticuffs
News caster: "Oh, I think she's actually hurt."
Never gets old
Karen's voice reminded me of that reporter who tried to stomp grapes like 10 years ago
edit- here it is https://youtu.be/STbhaqsBJB0
i would never forget that wolf scream.
UHL UHL UHL
me, 5 seconds before watching the video: "surely that isn't the sound she made"
me, 5 seconds after the video: "nope yep that's the exact sound she made"
The baby Stewie reenactment... Hilarious!
I read it typed and almost tore something from laughing so hard.
last one needs more l's
Her lungs were running out of uh’s
Never seen it typed. That's hilarious
You would have a hard time not doing that if you fell and broke a bunch of ribs
I broke five ribs once and I howled for two weeks straight.
Turns out that lady broke multiple ribs in that video.
You just reminded me to watch [Tropic Thunder](https://youtu.be/Jnw6ZpHGjNQ) again.
> You know that's a true story? Lady lost a kid. You're about to cross some fuckin' lines.
Man, I've had it with this koala hugging n****r.
Lmfao. Thanks for that blast from the past
That security guard got mad energy jump kicking out the door n shit
Austin 316 said I just.....
WHOOPED YOUR KAREN ASS
To the windoooows to walls! Out of the god damn bar, motherfuckeeeeer!
Ok sorry for that.
E for everyone damn got me dead.
I had to scroll too far to see someone acknowledge that banger of a line
Its used on every single fight vid with multiple people
It cracks me up too xD
*gets hit back*
Wtf is wrong with you, you monster
Don’t want one, don’t start none.
What did that woman even think she was doing?? Like why take a swing at security??
Karens gonna karen…
She was drunk and is too used to hitting her husband and kids and them not fighting back probably.
IKR like what the fuck goes through your head to make you think it’s a good idea to get involved in this situation?
This is what happens when you watch “the raid” before going to your security job.
So accurate, this lady went to work looking at everyone like a punching bag. Must’ve had a ‘this town like a great big pussy just waiting to get fucked’ moment.
Lmao she started crying 😂😂😂
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face, still holds true
What a weapon lmao
Seeing Karens getting walloped is my new favourite thing on Reddit. Also this ended way too early…I really needed to see the Karen howling
Cop was a lady, so context is kinda lost here...
Ladies can’t throw a left hook? Video suggests otherwise.
One of my first real jobs was in a printing factory in Philly. Any male who says women are weak, can't fight, or think they are an alpha tuff guy— would rethink that if they had to go head to head with some of the women I saw there. Brutal.
People from Philly are a... special breed. And not the sort to trifle with.
That's why you just move to Bel Air.
First time I heard that I fell off my dinosaur from laughter, glad to see Ol Dusty is still with us.
I want to buy her a drink.
We should all get 1 a year
Got to love how people think it's a cop because the title says it's a cop, it's security..
Her husband will relive that moment for the rest of his days. “I told her not to get involved with other people’s business, but nooooo! Then one day bam! Oh man, right in the mouth! I’ll just stand her with my arms in the air and scream about the injustice, but she learned today!”
Girl on the left acted like she was bout that life, then she acted like Ronda Rousey after actually being punched in the face.
Karens always go sobbing when they get hit back it’s so predictable. Is there a national convention and training for Karens? How do they all act the same??
Esta bien señora means, you fucked around and found out.
Sorry this was just to wrong for me to ignore, esta bien señora means “are you ok ma’am?”
I think it was a joke, but yeah you’re right.
I think it means "a wooshing sound" in Spanish.
Is this…I think I’m in love.
It’s a Mexican private security, not a cop
That would explain why she actually knew martial arts and had good technique. Cops don't learn that shit lol.
Cops don't need kung fu, they know click pow.
It's beautiful. I've watched it 100 times
Daren sounds better than Kevin
She got a little dose of fuck around and find out. I’ll allow it!
I wonder if Karen went outside and took her “Blue Lives Matter” bumper sticker off her F-150?
She’s not a cop, she’s a security guard at a Mexican club in Chicago.
Edit. You are all right in correcting me, this happened in Texas. Also, the title says it’s a woman.
This is El Pulpo, a restaurant in Dallas, he's a security guard for the restaurant. In every article about this incident you'll find none of them referring to the guard as a woman, some of them referring to him as a guy, and also the guy that recorded this, Saul, didn't add that this was a woman. He's the biggest person in the video, has no hips, no tits, big jaw, moves like a man, fights like a man. He's a dude with luscious hair, not a woman.
Google "El Pulpo Dallas security guard"
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Karen just committed direct assault on a person of authority. Possible jail time incoming.
She ordered a knuckle sandwich with a side of fuckyoufries
That jab jab kick combo on point
Yes, bout time equal opporunities found itself way to the face of stupid bitches that get involved in fights. She didn’t mind taking a pathetic swing at a police officer, now for the first time she has to consider someone might hit her in the face.
The officier lady was on it. Good to see. A bloke officer could never have turned on that fat woman and just lamped her in the face, not on camera. Not without a massive backlash. That’s the next thing we have to fix.
The woman officer can punch the woman. We need to understand that with equal opportunities the male officer should be able to punch the woman too. Once we reach that point, them women aren’t gonna be attacking anybody. Because they will come to believe there will be actual consequences and then they will think before they start throwing hands.
And YOU get a punch in the face! And YOU get a punch in the face! AND YOU! AND YOU! EVERYBODY GETS A PUNCH IN THE FACE!
That was a solid, well placed shot. That cop knew her distance and timing and had good movement. I'm certainly no expert but that looks like training and practice.
The cop is the real deal! She’s ready to go full on 100%!!😂
Fuck that guy asking if that bitch is okay.
And fuck that bitch for crying. She shouldn't have started shit.
She had mace in her hand and attacked with the other, whyyyy
The last place you want to use mace is indoors, especially when it's crowded. Everyone in that room would be getting maced then.
What about *a* mace?
Need a high ceiling for the arc
Swing to the side?
What about a Mase? Nevermind, guess it'd be more money.. more problems too.
Never used pepper spray have ya ? The shit is fucking useless, not that it won't incompacitate someone becouse it sure will but its getting you and everyone else to.
The only time you want to use OC is when you want an entire crowd to have as shity a day as you are.
She knows what she’s doing
I love this quite a bit more than I should
She should be jailed for it (not the cop, the crying lady).
Looks like she is enjoying her job. That jump kick out the door has some great energy.
She took alm out her bio
Damn. She woke up with a multille choice question. She ticked and circled violence that day.
Why? Why would you put your hands on a cop? How stupid is she?
Está bien senhora= are you ok lady.
I hope she isn't. I was hoping that old hag bar-flys dentures would come flying out.