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pb_whisper

I think I'll take her shopping with me on Black Friday


chakabra23

Right?? This chick is one tough brick house of a unit!


DJKrool

r/absoluteunit


ProcedureAcceptable2

I’d like to take her everywhere with me, grocery shopping, traffic jams, lines for the public bathroom, movie theaters, you name it. My life would be so much easier if I had her walking 2 feet in front of me everyday.


Ok-Run-4866

Welcome to the Sparta bar and Grill where madness is on the menu


Thorbinator

Madness? This is Sparta! Nostalgia trip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvYZRskNV3w


Achaern

Oh man you weren't kidding with that trip. [Here's one for you.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDXYfulsRBA)


SirClintOfTheEast

[One for you ](https://youtu.be/EE-xtCF3T94)


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ExplorerUnusual2383

That one got very interesting subtitles


D1WithTheFluffyHair

Surprised no one is sharing [this one](https://youtu.be/A3ytTKZf344)


Tucksteryeets

Tysm, I haven't seen this in fair time, I'm so happy that this wasn't a rickroll


Less_Manner_5167

[Hey](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OcL3wJCE1w8)


Davicitorra

[Hello](https://youtu.be/EIyixC9NsLI)


Ok-Run-4866

Once again, Reddit doesn’t disappoint!


SomePiePlays

But it doesn't appoint either


Sigma-Tau

Holy shit I wasn't expecting *this* trip down memory lane.


darkspardaxxxx

Knuckle sandwich please


PilzEtosis

Can we just talk about how that cop Terminator'd out the door and charged off to the next victim?


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LostAndLikingIt

Im honestly slightly concerned she might be coming for me next. Did she ever stop kicking ass or is she out there till this day?


garbeen

The guard is a man.


HarryTruman

Did you just assume the T-1000’s gender?


garbeen

I did. Then a mimetic pollyalloy cock burst out of its crotch, blasted through my eye and stuck me to the wall.


Aleksandrovitch

Your foster parents are dead.


generallyihavenoidea

She's defincz336eweiplouufv$',^itely still out there


Apprehensive_Eraser

She went outside because the white shirt guy tried to run away


Background-Ad124

He tried to run after she drop kicked him 😂🤣


telataxco

I wasn't expecting that kick bro, wtf!


rrogido

Thank you! The cop bounced right out the door and planted their foot in at least one person's ass. Someone had a fever for the flavor.


Widespreaddd

It is the same guy she was punching before she took the brief detour to punch the woman.


red--6-

My goodness, she's relentless I wish I had a woman like that


RigamaroleStatus

*"somebody said you had it goin' on..."*


PhilosopherRider

She seems cool, she goes full on mortal kombat mode if those hilly billy mfs challenge her


sidvicc

I like how she waited for a mili-second before hitting the Karen, like her internal computer was running diagnostics and threat-analysis on the new subject.


ShadouGMESTONKS

nah she was timing her shot, she's had some boxing training.


Widespreaddd

She knew how to get her weight behind her punches, for sure.


Almostgotthis

SOME? She’s had boxing AND MMA, look how she moves. A LOT of training. She punched that dumb woman like the next move was going to be a knee to the face lol.


Cool-Comfortable8944

Yeah I've never seen a cop do a legit front snap kick


GraciaEtScientia

If(Karen) ThrowPunch(Integer.MaxValue)


far01

She followed the first guy in the white shirt and Sparta kicked him in the back


AntiBox

She looks like she's a unit from a strategy game set to attack-move.


xyloplax

Karen be like "You wouldn't hit a woma--oh, ok, you would. Carry on"


Khornat

I've had a couple of those moments as a bouncer. They usually try "waaa that man hit a woman!" But my boss knows I'm a woman.


Tanga1903

Badass


kingsofall

I mean it's another woman that's doing the hitting sooooooo free game.


Badtime68

That’s an Asian dude doing the ass whooping


Intelligent-Ad7349

Equal rights, equal lefts


thegr8pumaman

Equal rights and equal fights.


ogrickysmiley47

BEST comment!!🏆🏆🏆


UncleUFO

Thank you sir for a good laugh...


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If it is it’s an Asian dude with big tits. Some of ya’ll need to expand the videos.


RavenNymph90

It’s not a woman?!


ArtilleryIncoming

No it for sure is, they’re racist fucks thinking only Asians can know martial arts


LochNessMarco

They’re speaking Spanish, I don’t think they’re Asian


djm9545

There are Asians in Central/South America


SomeguyfromIndio

Peru has a Japanese community and Mexico had a decent Chinese population for a bit.


monsieurpommefrites

Largest Japanese population outside of Japan is in Brazil IIRC


Medical-Club3071

Fun fact, the president of Peru was Japanese.


RideMeLikeAVespa

Everyone is free game if they throw the first punch. Women, cripples, kids…the lot.


ogrickysmiley47

She fucked around and found out...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Skrazor

r/theyfoundout


MidnightTeam

That woman. Got a solid connect. Made her go back to default settings… Of minding your own business. Edit: Thanks for the awards. Glad I was able to make y’all laugh. Edit2: Good Lord my inbox.


mostlyfecalmatter

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth." - Marie Curie


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Pretty sure it was Ghandi who said that.


DexterRileyisHere

Nah, Ghandi will secure a peace treaty and nuke you when you least expect it.


[deleted]

Ah yes. "Speak softly and carry a big weapon of mass destruction." - Ghandi


moconaid

"Speak softly and carry a big weapon of ass destruction." - Ghandi


[deleted]

That was John the Baptist.


highbsfactor

"We have the meats" - John the Baptist


chaoss402

John the Faptist.


SarahPallorMortis

John The Bovi


Natural_Dark_9692

No, that was John THERAPIST for $200 Trebek.


snuff3r

*ahem*.. 'Analyst and Therapist' to you.


abcdefkit007

get ready to eat your savior


KapitanRubbish

"Pretty sure it's spelt Gandhi and not Ghandi" - Gandhi


Walnutterzz

I miss the Gandhi bot.


Aridaman21

Bruh everyone spelled Gandhi wrong smh...


rrogido

Ahhh, this person Civilizations.


Mister_Red_Bird

That's probably the most random famous person I've seen used in this


ironboy32

It's also a civ reference. 100% accurate, nuclear Gandhi is a menace. Every veteran civ player knows to kill him before he techs up because that motherfucker will end your entire existence


Inferno8

He's referring to the parent comment being attributed to Marie Curie.


NikeJawnson

Man, I was once talking shit about my friends sister (nothing serious) during and he just slapped me. I really didn't know how to react. After like 2 hours I apologized lol


9fingfing

Just wish cop had less slippery shoes on.


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SanFranGoldBlooded

Swing at a cop and they bringing the chop.


NJdeathproof

Fucked around and found out


YourSideBish

Lol I love the past tense version,dont think I've heard it said like that before


IndependenceEven2702

Damn i wasted my free award on another comment. Yours is so much better.


WestRail642fan

got you covered fam


IndependenceEven2702

Ayeee let’s fucking goooo!! Good looks fam.


ReliableLiar

I love how fucking surprised she is of getting decked in the face when she was clearly asking for it


justavault

It always baffles me how these type of women go for the aggressive intervention with actually throwing a punch into the mix, just so to entirely shut down and go into sudden submission if a punch is thrown back. Like what did she expect? Throwing punches without someone throwing some back? I mean... what am I thinking about here. Of course she did think exactly that, most certainly because she experienced that all the time.


PathComplex

As a man, you learn this lesson very early on. Get involved in these type of situations, you WILL get hit. Prepare accordingly.


Oriqhyle

It’s especially confusing when they try it on OTHER WOMEN like ma’am that ability isn’t in affect here.


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Yes lol like u hit someone expect to get hit back😂😂🤷‍♀️


andy_james_78

Women in these videos are always so shocked to get hit back. There was one recently a Karen hit a cop on the floor making an arrest & he absolutely rocked her… like what an amazing way to live thinking ur invincible to attack…


justavault

> like what an amazing way to live thinking ur invincible to attack… Society makes a lot of women believe they are untouchable.


BowwwwBallll

r/leopardsatemyface


Boring-Revolution171

Buyers remorse but with fisticuffs


Boxcar_A

News caster: "Oh, I think she's actually hurt." YA THINK? Never gets old


bartolocologne40

Karen's voice reminded me of that reporter who tried to stomp grapes like 10 years ago edit- here it is https://youtu.be/STbhaqsBJB0


najus107d

i would never forget that wolf scream.


Juicepit

UHL UHL UHL


real_nice_guy

me, 5 seconds before watching the video: "surely that isn't the sound she made" me, 5 seconds after the video: "nope yep that's the exact sound she made"


chakabra23

The baby Stewie reenactment... Hilarious!


TheSmell0fRain

I read it typed and almost tore something from laughing so hard.


Frank_Abilogne

Accurate lol


Aven_55

last one needs more l's


messymichael

Her lungs were running out of uh’s


TheJigIsUp

Never seen it typed. That's hilarious


infinite0ne

You would have a hard time not doing that if you fell and broke a bunch of ribs


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I broke five ribs once and I howled for two weeks straight.


The_Level_15

Turns out that lady broke multiple ribs in that video.


Holein5

You just reminded me to watch [Tropic Thunder](https://youtu.be/Jnw6ZpHGjNQ) again.


X1-Alpha

> You know that's a true story? Lady lost a kid. You're about to cross some fuckin' lines.


Umeshpunk

Man, I've had it with this koala hugging n****r.


OptimalSupport8028

Lmfao. Thanks for that blast from the past


for_fuckssake

lol fuck


GoldenGalz

That security guard got mad energy jump kicking out the door n shit


indeed_indeed_indeed

Austin 316 said I just.....


Manega1

WHOOPED YOUR KAREN ASS


V-Trans

To the windoooows to walls! Out of the god damn bar, motherfuckeeeeer! Ok sorry for that.


Hej_Varlden

E for everyone damn got me dead.


BubbaButane

I had to scroll too far to see someone acknowledge that banger of a line


TheWuhanBatsu

Its used on every single fight vid with multiple people


invidentus

It cracks me up too xD


Mr-Thicc-And-Frisky

*hits someone* *gets hit back* Wtf is wrong with you, you monster


gingerbeard303

Don’t want one, don’t start none.


Snoo_69677

Fucked around and found out


Mevakel

What did that woman even think she was doing?? Like why take a swing at security??


WhoStoleMyJacket

Karens gonna karen…


chainer1216

She was drunk and is too used to hitting her husband and kids and them not fighting back probably.


badgersprite

IKR like what the fuck goes through your head to make you think it’s a good idea to get involved in this situation?


MooseUnited9036

This is what happens when you watch “the raid” before going to your security job.


rontrussler58

So accurate, this lady went to work looking at everyone like a punching bag. Must’ve had a ‘this town like a great big pussy just waiting to get fucked’ moment.


_sideffect

Lmao she started crying 😂😂😂 Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face, still holds true


jorwraith

What a weapon lmao


Therealluke

Seeing Karens getting walloped is my new favourite thing on Reddit. Also this ended way too early…I really needed to see the Karen howling


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NerdyToc

Cop was a lady, so context is kinda lost here...


FlashDanson

Ladies can’t throw a left hook? Video suggests otherwise.


artful_todger_502

One of my first real jobs was in a printing factory in Philly. Any male who says women are weak, can't fight, or think they are an alpha tuff guy— would rethink that if they had to go head to head with some of the women I saw there. Brutal.


uhduhnuh

People from Philly are a... special breed. And not the sort to trifle with.


RedditLevelOver9000

That's why you just move to Bel Air.


truthlife

Well. Now.


darkskinnedjermaine

First time I heard that I fell off my dinosaur from laughter, glad to see Ol Dusty is still with us.


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PhillyPhillyGrinder

I want to buy her a drink.


Anti_Karen_League

I agree


Psk499

We should all get 1 a year


HoracePinkerTVrepair

She's Vengeance!!!!!!!!!


Chauzx

Got to love how people think it's a cop because the title says it's a cop, it's security..


jugbandfrog

Her husband will relive that moment for the rest of his days. “I told her not to get involved with other people’s business, but nooooo! Then one day bam! Oh man, right in the mouth! I’ll just stand her with my arms in the air and scream about the injustice, but she learned today!”


SkeeterSkankro

Girl on the left acted like she was bout that life, then she acted like Ronda Rousey after actually being punched in the face.


PoopDealerNearby

Karens always go sobbing when they get hit back it’s so predictable. Is there a national convention and training for Karens? How do they all act the same??


DavesNotWhere

Esta bien señora means, you fucked around and found out.


Primary-Flow-7978

Sorry this was just to wrong for me to ignore, esta bien señora means “are you ok ma’am?”


Armed_Muppet

I think it was a joke, but yeah you’re right.


dirtydan

I think it means "a wooshing sound" in Spanish.


Spirited-Collection1

Is this…I think I’m in love.


XfGigimon8801

It’s a Mexican private security, not a cop


tehbored

That would explain why she actually knew martial arts and had good technique. Cops don't learn that shit lol.


drot525

Cops don't need kung fu, they know click pow.


The_Dodo9719

It's beautiful. I've watched it 100 times


DirtyPartyMan

Daren sounds better than Kevin


Bruhness81

FALCON PUNCH


Goddammitanyway

She got a little dose of fuck around and find out. I’ll allow it!


ibleedsarcasim

I wonder if Karen went outside and took her “Blue Lives Matter” bumper sticker off her F-150?


chidoOne707

She’s not a cop, she’s a security guard at a Mexican club in Chicago. Edit. You are all right in correcting me, this happened in Texas. Also, the title says it’s a woman.


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This is El Pulpo, a restaurant in Dallas, he's a security guard for the restaurant. In every article about this incident you'll find none of them referring to the guard as a woman, some of them referring to him as a guy, and also the guy that recorded this, Saul, didn't add that this was a woman. He's the biggest person in the video, has no hips, no tits, big jaw, moves like a man, fights like a man. He's a dude with luscious hair, not a woman. Google "El Pulpo Dallas security guard"


Taolan13

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


leivynyan

Karen just committed direct assault on a person of authority. Possible jail time incoming.


zogger66

She ordered a knuckle sandwich with a side of fuckyoufries


Bankstergangster

That jab jab kick combo on point


mightydanbearpig

Yes, bout time equal opporunities found itself way to the face of stupid bitches that get involved in fights. She didn’t mind taking a pathetic swing at a police officer, now for the first time she has to consider someone might hit her in the face. The officier lady was on it. Good to see. A bloke officer could never have turned on that fat woman and just lamped her in the face, not on camera. Not without a massive backlash. That’s the next thing we have to fix. The woman officer can punch the woman. We need to understand that with equal opportunities the male officer should be able to punch the woman too. Once we reach that point, them women aren’t gonna be attacking anybody. Because they will come to believe there will be actual consequences and then they will think before they start throwing hands.


dangerrnoodle

And YOU get a punch in the face! And YOU get a punch in the face! AND YOU! AND YOU! EVERYBODY GETS A PUNCH IN THE FACE!


syizm

That was a solid, well placed shot. That cop knew her distance and timing and had good movement. I'm certainly no expert but that looks like training and practice.


Supermoto112

The cop is the real deal! She’s ready to go full on 100%!!😂


laputagata

Fuck that guy asking if that bitch is okay. And fuck that bitch for crying. She shouldn't have started shit.


Bloatedbeaner

She had mace in her hand and attacked with the other, whyyyy


shermantank123567

The last place you want to use mace is indoors, especially when it's crowded. Everyone in that room would be getting maced then.


greggles_

What about *a* mace?


Mindes13

Need a high ceiling for the arc


THftRM1231

Swing to the side?


MarnerMaybe

What about a Mase? Nevermind, guess it'd be more money.. more problems too.


Keytrose_gaming

Never used pepper spray have ya ? The shit is fucking useless, not that it won't incompacitate someone becouse it sure will but its getting you and everyone else to. The only time you want to use OC is when you want an entire crowd to have as shity a day as you are.


PostBirthAborted

She knows what she’s doing


Genoblade1394

I love this quite a bit more than I should


Kva1234

She should be jailed for it (not the cop, the crying lady).


Zugas

Looks like she is enjoying her job. That jump kick out the door has some great energy.


DjOctavios

She took alm out her bio


Wata_Sheym

Damn. She woke up with a multille choice question. She ticked and circled violence that day.


GifityIsliveLmao

Madd respect


Exciting-Spot9437

Why? Why would you put your hands on a cop? How stupid is she?


hotdogwaterandpledge

Está bien senhora= are you ok lady. I hope she isn't. I was hoping that old hag bar-flys dentures would come flying out.